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Caption GABHouston
A comedy conversation by Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 02:01 AM 249 views

Let the games begin.



I'll start you off.



www.goatsesaurus.cx



And yes, they're all worksafe, you perverts.

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Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:03 AM

http://homepage.mac.com/danritchey/Zug/GABHouston/slides/P9240001.html



OMG CUTE!

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047240
Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:04 AM

About even...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047241
Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:05 AM

This is what happens when you fail puberty.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047242
Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:06 AM

Bouncing Balls.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047243
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 02:07 AM

Okay Napkin. Give the other GABbers a chance to play.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047244
PuggyD 48,304 12
09/27/2004 02:08 AM

Farmer Ted?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047245
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/27/2004 02:08 AM

Hey look! It's ringworm and... you know... those two chicks and that one dude.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047246
Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:08 AM

Vomit and Mustard

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047247
Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
09/27/2004 02:09 AM

Hey Jannie, what's the rainbowy thingy on you and where can I get one?

 

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Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:10 AM

Ignore the man behind the paper mask.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047249
Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:10 AM

And I'm done.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047252
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 02:11 AM

Chi-Chi, that's Mrs. Hammerhead, ringworm, Jannie, and Hammerhead.



Also pictured in the album, but not in that particular photo, are Hammerhead's shark pup, Geekzilla, Mr. Geekzilla, L'il Geekzilla, and myself.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047253
Gabe 9,232 13
09/27/2004 02:11 AM

Wonderwoman sans makeup

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047254
PuggyD 48,304 12
09/27/2004 02:14 AM

But if I've just spent 15 minutes trying to feed a bowling ball, then what did I do with the bab-OMGWTF!!!!!!!11

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047256
Briham 38,843 10
09/27/2004 02:18 AM

Guess what's for dinner!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047259
Enaj Potelbat 173,958 15
09/27/2004 02:22 AM

You know what I find wonderfully ironic?

The fact that I raised close to 500 bucks for HH and Trae to go to Houston, yet I couldn't afford for me to go.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047262
Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
09/27/2004 02:24 AM

And here we see the latest in counterweight technology used only by the top bowlers in the sport.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047263
Briham 38,843 10
09/27/2004 02:25 AM

I think the kid is either hungry or is a lesbian in the making.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047265
Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
09/27/2004 02:28 AM

You should see me smoke a Coleridge.

 

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Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:28 AM

Bloody Bril!

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047269
Briham 38,843 10
09/27/2004 02:30 AM

Worst. Camoflouge. Ever.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047270
Electric Alaskan Nazi Napkin 30,762 12
09/27/2004 02:31 AM

He-He Briham. I pee my pants for you.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047273
Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
09/27/2004 02:36 AM

Son of a bitch.....would ya look at that........

It's the "GodFather of SKOAL"









uuuhhhh.......In the Hot Tub.....

In the Hot Tub................

Gonna get in the Hot Tub......

Gonna make ya wet.........

Gonna make ya sweat.......



Bzzuvuzzuv.............



Gonna get in the Hot Tub .......

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047274
Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 02:38 AM

All of those people look too nice to be GABbers.











Except ringworm.

 

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Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
09/27/2004 02:52 AM

When I ordered number 27 from Cuu Long Nine Dragons Saigon Restaurant I was not expecting this...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047293
Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
09/27/2004 03:01 AM

Each one of these Gabbers is secretly thinking.............



Ok, here is my chance, I have to just rub out these two dickwads, and the computer will be all mine and I can post on GAB, and smoke and .......ok, ok, back to my plan.



Bwaahaahaa

 

Side-splitting 22 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047332
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 04:06 AM

Product of a Texas public education.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047333
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 04:07 AM

Poop? Well, sometimes...

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047340
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 04:24 AM

I get Hammerhead. You can have Spicy. Good eatin' today!

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047341
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 04:29 AM

Guess which side of the table won the waffle eating contest?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047342
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 04:31 AM

The problem with eating Chinese is that 45 minutes later, you're hungry again. Where's that baby?

 

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Scrooge McDuck 14,139 11
09/27/2004 06:00 AM

http://homepage.mac.com/danritchey/Zug/GABHouston/slides/P9260002.html



Hey ladies. I'm 6'2, a sagatarius, I love long walks on the beach, moonlit nights and, as you can see, Chineese food. Mesage me!

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047360
What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/27/2004 07:18 AM

Night of the Living Dead Gabber



Delicious Brainsssssss

 

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What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/27/2004 07:22 AM

Spicey, I have to say this is a much better look for you. The curls, the goatee. Quite the bit more manly. Why, had you been sporting that look at G2, I might have actually not spurned your advances when we went on the ice run, you fag.

 

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What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/27/2004 08:58 AM

Waitaminute! Roofie has a webcam?





*feels very VERY left out*

 

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What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/27/2004 09:04 AM

stupid tripod

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047386
Chickens looks forward to the Rut 286,480 61
09/27/2004 10:27 AM

He's grinning cause he's the only one who saw any boobage at this particular gabfest.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047391
newwave 45,912 10
09/27/2004 10:40 AM

"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA"



(works for just about any of them)

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047395
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 10:53 AM

<action>waits for Chris Garret to mimic GABHouston.</action>

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047398
Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/27/2004 11:03 AM

"So excited at the prospect of picking up the spare, he peed his pants."



"And Jesus wept? Hell no, he went bowling!"



"Poop! It's poop! Why can't I find poop??"

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047399
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:08 AM

Damn. This thing ate my dollar.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047402
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/27/2004 11:15 AM

A deleted scene from Superman 2, when General Zod's auto mechanic was also sentanced to a lifetime in one of those 2 dimentional thingies.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047407
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/27/2004 11:18 AM

Ok, the Dudester's gonna make his move. I just have to slide over to her end of the couch.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047409
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/27/2004 11:18 AM

Baby's first Tubgirl.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047412
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/27/2004 11:24 AM

Roofie has a webcam?



I'm just glad I was clothed for that screenshot.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047413
SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 11:25 AM

This is your brain on GAB.

Any questions?

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047414
Superfly 1,145 8
09/27/2004 11:26 AM

" How big do you want that cheesesteak sub "

 

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SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 11:29 AM

If I had known Uncle Kracker was coming, I'd have made a bigger effort.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047417
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:30 AM

I'd like a taco salad and an adult hot dog with extra mayo.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047418
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/27/2004 11:30 AM

So what the hell happened? I thought this was supposed to be the knock down, drop dead Gabfest to end all gabfests? I see six people and two of them are still in diapers. Also, there's a couple babies there.



I don't even see Trae. Didn't she organize it? Did everyone back out last minute?



Also, in the good old days it was the Gab Chicks who were fat. My, how times have changed. Those gals were cute.







 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047420
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/27/2004 11:31 AM

Also, I like how everyone has IDs. Like they're all backstage at a Smashmouth concert or something.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047422
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:32 AM

We had a lot of people who could have had fun with us if they had made some effort to do so. It's their loss.



Hey, ringworm. I think Nutbutter just called you fat.

 

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SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 11:33 AM

What happened, Nubtutter, is that I wasn't there.



Just goes to show that I am, indeed, the life of the part.

 

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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:34 AM

The IDs were courtesy of the awesome Geekzilla. We also had clickies that we put on them when someone made with the funny.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047425
Enaj Potelbat 173,958 15
09/27/2004 11:34 AM

Yeah, it's one thing for people in other states to not come. But there really is no reason that the Houston GABbers couldn't make it there for at least one day.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047428
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:35 AM

Or the DFW ones, for that matter.

 

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Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/27/2004 11:37 AM

I was there.

 

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Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/27/2004 11:37 AM

...in spirit...

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047432
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:38 AM

We broke out the dance pad in your honor, Chi.

 

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Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 11:38 AM

What the hell?



FRIED CHEESE STICKS??





You people disgust me.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047434
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/27/2004 11:39 AM

Fried Cheese Sticks are awesome. Battered Kiwi bird or whatever is gross.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047435
SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 11:40 AM

I'm so sorry I couldn't come. I knew ahead of time that there was a possibility of my other obligation rearig it's ugly head, and that's what happened.



Spicey, I got all your messages, but I didn't have my phone on me most of the day, so I got them at 3 a.m.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047436
Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 11:40 AM

I think you mean battered mars bars.





The fat chicks at work have a penchant for them.











Well, they would, if they knew what 'penchant' meant.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047441
Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/27/2004 11:43 AM

<action> Feverishly scanning all the GABHouston photos and charging the batteries in MY digital camera</action>



 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047443
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/27/2004 11:44 AM

I saw the DDR pad. Total props. You should have had someone poop in the catbox.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047444
Superfly 1,145 8
09/27/2004 11:44 AM

Who was the Mexican bowler?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047445
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/27/2004 11:45 AM

We also had clickies that we put on them when someone made with the funny.



Ok, that is without a doubt the Geekiest Thing Anyone Has Ever Done. If the folks at HoB hear about that, and they will, they're gonna start a thread! Then Ford Prefect will talk about how retarded we are over here and Scooter Brown will agree and that will be the end of that. They'll have won.



I hope you're happy.

 

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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:45 AM

Unfortunately, they were out of the "Sweet Jesus" ranch dressing. I had to make due with the "Holy Moses" variety.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047447
SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 11:46 AM

You like seafood?



See? Food!

 

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Bonky 75,728 15
09/27/2004 11:46 AM





Hey! Was that directed at me? I told you people, I'm ascared of hobos!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047449
Bonky 75,728 15
09/27/2004 11:47 AM





Nuttles, you forgot to mention that someone's tiny little penis will be in his tiny little hand while he's agreeing with Ford!



I think you catch my secret lingo!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047450
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:48 AM

Who was the Mexican bowler?



The bowling computer thought I was Puerto Rican.



It also thought Hammerhead was Virn.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047451
Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 11:51 AM

Did you ever refer to each other by your real names?













Thought not.





I rang Trae the other night and said 'Hi, it's Daggy'.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047454
SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 11:53 AM

Spicey called me Friday and went "Hey, it's Stan!" and I said "WHO??" and he said "Spicey McHaggis!" "Oh!"



</ I know it's not Stan.>

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047455
Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/27/2004 11:54 AM

<action> runs down the street to the bowling alley</action>



Who's balls are bigger? Hers? or Mine?



Picking up the spare.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047456
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/27/2004 11:54 AM

Why did he want to be Stan? Does Stan have superpowers? Was he planning on kidnapping Stan and taking over his identity? I need to know!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047457
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/27/2004 11:56 AM

Chris, I don't know who's are bigger, but yours are definitely bluer.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047458
Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 11:56 AM

I often call people and say:



Me: Hi, how's it going?



Person: Good, who's this?



Me: Ange



Person: Who?



Me: Angie.... 'the drunk'



Person: 'Oh yeah! Couldn't recognise your voice! You seem to be forming syllables!'

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047459
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/27/2004 11:58 AM

Daggy is your name Angela? I've never seen anyone put an "e" on the end of Ang even though it clearly has a soft "g" sound.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047460
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 11:59 AM

Chris Garrett, if you actually just went to the bowling alley to take pictures for GAB, then you are my new favorite hero for today.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047461
Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 12:00 PM

No. It's Patrick. I'm a sheep farmer from new zealand.



Don't say anything, ok? They don't know.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047462
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/27/2004 12:01 PM

Who are "they" and are they related to this Stan person?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047463
Daggy 86,705 14
09/27/2004 12:02 PM

Yes, and blue!

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047465
Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/27/2004 12:18 PM

Ok...last two.....I promise.



Wonder Twin Powers, UNITE!!!



Let's play "Guess The Aneorexic!"

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047470
Geekzilla 954 12
09/27/2004 12:37 PM

Chris-



Yours might be bigger, but mine are real. And they're spectacular. And they can't bowl worth Shakespeare.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047471
SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 12:45 PM

Geekzilla, you have very nice straight teeth.



Yeah. That's all I wanted to say.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047474
Geekzilla 954 12
09/27/2004 12:58 PM

So, who's the father?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047478
Geekzilla 954 12
09/27/2004 01:04 PM

Nerdiest. Goatse. Evar.



>*<

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047486
Chickens - Office Bike 286,480 61
09/27/2004 01:17 PM

Annnnn gee. Annnnnnnnnnn gee. </old song>

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047536
Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
09/27/2004 01:59 PM

Before DDR Max



After just an hour on DDR Max!

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047545
daisypie 49,378 9
09/27/2004 02:15 PM

Hammerhead immitating Therlin immitating Chris Garrett

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047556
Ms. Trixxie and the Perforated Spincters 65,021 15
09/27/2004 02:20 PM

bleep bleep

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047568
daisypie 49,378 9
09/27/2004 02:28 PM

No wonder Texas is screwed up. Check out these vending machine selections.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047575
Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/27/2004 02:40 PM

Friday was my first official "online party." I have partied many diffrent ways, but this is the first time I have done it via webcams and voice conference chat.



It was confusing, I couldn't hear anything, I got blind drunk and couldn't remember who I had flirted with the next morning.



What I am trying to say is.....it was pretty much like most Frida nights. (except I didn't see any nudity)





 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047586
crackhead 427 8
09/27/2004 02:48 PM

dinosaurs need protection from sexual predators in the workplace too

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047608
Geekzilla 954 12
09/27/2004 03:06 PM

WWW- you promised me a mailbox full of peen.



Email is in my profile.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047609
Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/27/2004 03:10 PM

I did?



Oh jeez.....you can't really listen to me when I am drunk.



Who lets me talk on the phone when I am drunk anyways?



Where the hell was my keeper?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047614
Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/27/2004 03:13 PM

WWW you have permission to share my photo....unless you want to keep it to yourself to diddle withto enjoy.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047617
SHP 181,718 70
09/27/2004 03:15 PM

I would like to volunteer to see peener. My email is in my profile. Email at your earliest convenience.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047674
daisypie 49,378 9
09/27/2004 04:21 PM

Spicey, it doesn't look like Yao Ming appreciated having your other hand on his ass.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047699
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/27/2004 04:47 PM

Look for my army of ringworm clones to be invading Canada in the coming months.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047786
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 06:43 PM

The bowling computer thought Hammerhead was Virn.



I can understand why.

 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047788
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 06:45 PM

So finally Ringworm gets naked.

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047791
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/27/2004 06:47 PM

No kneepads necessary.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047796
NaClDave 3,588 9
09/27/2004 06:50 PM

No kneepads necessary.



i dunno, he IS asian....she may still have to bend over somewhat...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1047965
NaClDave 3,588 9
09/27/2004 10:00 PM

what is this, Blair Witch re-enactments?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048185
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/28/2004 09:48 AM

That's zug.com, Z-U-G dot com.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048195
Fratberry 282,845 53
09/28/2004 10:00 AM

I'm a little disappointed that the image that prompted the following conversation isn't part of the album.



Me: Nice forehead



GABHouston Attendee: He said it was big enough to land a 747 on it.



Me: If a 747 tried to land on his ass it would be like throwing a dart into a bucket of peanut butter.



GABHouston Attendee: He's flipping you off now.





Well, not real disappointed.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048273
Chickens - Office Bike 286,480 61
09/28/2004 11:15 AM

This had so much comedy potential and fell so short. You've all seen the sitting Ronald McDonald statue getting the blow job? she could have just turned around, squatted a bit and, COMEDY GOLD

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048352
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/28/2004 12:21 PM

Well, Chickens, if you had been there you could have told us then and everything would have worked out fine. But you didn't so it ENDED.IN.TEARS!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048356
SHP 181,718 70
09/28/2004 12:25 PM

Gee, Chickens, maybe thats what Whistler meant!!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048838
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/28/2004 08:05 PM

I hooked the brain monitor to my head and it said "Signal Not Found".



Maybe I was attaching it to the wrong head?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048846
El Presidente 439 9
09/28/2004 08:28 PM

Seriously, I would never talk to any of those losers. I always imagined zug where normal(popular) people come and talk. Now I see the truth.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048877
Llama's mostly llurking now 7,194 10
09/28/2004 09:49 PM

Hey! You guys did go to the museum of natural science instead of Johnson Space Center. I told you it would be more fun there.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1048880
DemoMonkey 166,252 10
09/28/2004 09:57 PM

"I LOVE babies. I think I'll knit one!"



http://homepage.mac.com/danritchey/Zug/GABHouston/slides/P9250019.html



(Mozilla, no link option. Shut up. SHUT UP!)



 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049608
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/29/2004 06:02 PM

While no members of QTA were there in person, we had some dehydrated Trixxie on hand to represent.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049709
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/29/2004 07:29 PM

Hey, I didn't know the Cher/Madonna concert tour was in Houston at the time.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049712
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/29/2004 07:35 PM

Jannie and Livewire examine an authentic DemoMonkey Otto, ca. 1823.



 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049717
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/29/2004 07:41 PM

Separated at birth?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049719
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/29/2004 07:49 PM

"Normally there are toys and cigarette lighters that you try to get out with the crane, but what with the down economy and all..."

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049721
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/29/2004 07:53 PM

"You know you're addicted to Zug when you log on from the museum.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049726
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/29/2004 07:58 PM

I hope he's not pulling up lemonparty for the ladies behind him.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049735
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/29/2004 08:23 PM

How to distinguish the Common Marmoset from the Texas Marmoset.

 

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TTJane-I'm Jello baby 173,958 15
09/29/2004 09:21 PM

I kept looking at this one picture trying to find out what was wrong with it. And then it hit me. Ringworm actually looks happy! That's the first picture I can remember seeing of him where his smile didn't look completely sarcastic.

 

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Itchy Gooch 439 9
09/29/2004 09:27 PM

I wonder what he's happy about, he sucks at bowling, and I wouldn't be happy if looked like him.

 

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TTJane-I'm Jello baby 173,958 15
09/29/2004 09:31 PM

There is nothing wrong with the way Wormy looks. He's an attractive man with an ass most would kill for. So Frost off.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049788
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/29/2004 09:33 PM

I also have it on good authority that he was getting his dick sucked behind the concession stand between frames.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049798
Itchy Gooch 439 9
09/29/2004 09:45 PM

His head is too big for his body. Also he has a receding hairline, but only on one side!! I know there's something else...

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049799
Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/29/2004 09:50 PM

He has an awfully sexy voice

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049802
Itchy Gooch 439 9
09/29/2004 09:54 PM

hahaha, well he's got that going for him... and his fabulous fashion sense.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049806
TTJane-I'm Jello baby 173,958 15
09/29/2004 10:03 PM

Is that what you lost, SPicey? Your dick sucking cherry?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049809
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/29/2004 10:17 PM

No, Jane. Hammerhead lost the bet I was too busy bowling and looking awesome.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049811
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/29/2004 10:18 PM

So. Disappointed.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049812
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/29/2004 10:30 PM

Ha ha, don't make me break out the "What'd Spicey Lose at GABHouston" thread.



Cause I can make things real interesting for you Spicey. And by interesting, I mean END. IN. TEARS.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049814
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/29/2004 10:45 PM

Besides, it wasn't me blowing worm, it was that tranny bowling next to us. "She" had her eyes on him all night.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049815
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/29/2004 10:47 PM

Right. And it was the baby who farted in the car.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049816
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/29/2004 10:50 PM

Ok, mister "shove the air freshener can up worm's ass."

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049817
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/29/2004 10:50 PM

Must have been a boy baby.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049818
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/29/2004 10:57 PM

Gratuitous Camel Toe.



Second from right.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049820
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/29/2004 10:59 PM

Bastard.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049866
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/30/2004 12:30 AM

I don't know art, but I know a hard nipple when I see one.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049875
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/30/2004 12:35 AM

Wow, Hammerhead has an ample bosom.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049910
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/30/2004 01:08 AM

Clickie. Not a part of Spicey's album.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049919
NaClDave 3,588 9
09/30/2004 01:18 AM

Clickie. Not a part of Spicey's album.



Holdin' up the wall again, eh boys?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049925
NaClDave 3,588 9
09/30/2004 01:30 AM

You guys go bowling with spics?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049929
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/30/2004 01:35 AM

Dave, you're two days late. Try to keep up.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049931
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/30/2004 01:36 AM

Oh, and Chi-Chi, those viewing the cam not only got to see my boobages, they got to see Spicey's as well.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049933
NaClDave 3,588 9
09/30/2004 01:45 AM

crap! i knew as i hit submit that i should have read back thru the old ones, but im lazy and tired and blind and illiterate. I promise to be more careful next time.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049944
daisypie 49,378 9
09/30/2004 03:51 AM

S U M O!!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049965
Fluro 14,139 11
09/30/2004 05:23 AM

"We're mother-Frosting bad ass mother-Frosters. That's right, bitch"

http://www.geocities.com/hammerhead4687/misc.html

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1049979
What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/30/2004 07:25 AM

Boy, that picture needs Ringworm added so it would look like a police lineup with one standout perp.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1050031
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/30/2004 10:12 AM

Blubber Twin powers activate! Form of....a wall!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1050035
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/30/2004 10:15 AM

Hey, Hammerhead. How do you feel knowing that picture will be added to Declan's masturbation material?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1050050
Persian, D/L teh pr0n. 888 9
09/30/2004 10:34 AM

My my, spicey. This swollen testicle is bigger than Traes!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1050728
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/30/2004 08:48 PM

Trae has a swollen testicle? She should return it and get a better one.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1051960
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 01:12 PM

I've put together a little movie for you enjoyment.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052015
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2004 05:18 PM

I get the sound but no video due to an error. What a ripoff. Describe it to me in lurid detail, okay?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052021
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 05:33 PM

Sorry, Roofie. I did it in iMovie. Make sure you have the latest version of Quicktime and you shouldn't have any problem.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052026
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2004 05:42 PM

I have the most current version of QuickTime. If nobody else is having trouble then I'll accept my fate. But if nobody else can open it you are obligated to describe it to me.



You may whisper it to me if it makes you feel better.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052029
Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/02/2004 05:47 PM

Works for me. Spicey, you rock.

 

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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/02/2004 05:48 PM

I do hope that DDR pad is ok after all the abuse it had to take.



 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052033
dumbshit 279 9
10/02/2004 05:50 PM

I'm glad I don't know any of you personally. I'm just saying.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052034
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 05:51 PM

Since I seem to have a little time to kill, I'm going to try to convert the video to MPEG. I make no guarantees since I'm relying soley on freeware products.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052035
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 05:52 PM

Thanks, Oliver. The DDR pad is recovering nicely.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052038
daisypie 49,378 9
10/02/2004 05:59 PM

Holy cow! If Geekzilla bowls that well with a baby-in-a-sling,

she must be like a pro, sans baby!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052045
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 06:10 PM

Yeah, that's how we handicapped her so she didn't make us look too bad.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052067
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 06:47 PM

New and Improved MPEG-4 version

 

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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/02/2004 09:37 PM

I don't know why I didn't link this earlier. VLC is an open source media player that can play most formats. It's free and not evil. Anyone who had problems playing my video should try it. If you still care, of course.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052161
TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/02/2004 09:44 PM

After watching the video, I have decided something. Ringworm should not dance. Ever.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052205
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2004 11:41 PM

VLC worked. I've decided that HH was really getting into it! I mean arms flailing, full-on boogying! And for some reason the music reminded me of a Blaxploitation soundtrack. Beautiful.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052233
El Hammerheado 59,399 14
10/03/2004 12:45 AM

Yeah, I decided that if I was going to make an ass of myself in front of people I've only known for two days, I'm going to go balls out, all go no quit, full tilt boogie.



And, c'mon, I was dancing to a remix of Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang. Who wouldn't bad white boy dance to that?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052235
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/03/2004 12:47 AM

When it comes to DDR, you have to get all into it or you'll just suck. What's more important - looking cool or getting the high score?



Yeah, I thought so.