Stupid joke
A comedy conversation
by Dan, and you are?  378  8
09/30/2004 11:29 AM 163 views
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Four guys went golfing;
one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee.
One of the other three guys says "I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he's made
enought that he just gave away a huge portfolio."
The next guy said "I'm so proud of my son. He's a car dealer and he's doing so well, he just
gave away a Ferrari."
The third guy says "I'm so proud of my son. He's got enough money that he just gave away a
million-dollar home."
Just as the third guy finishes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks "What are you guys
talking about?"
"Just about how good our sons are doing" the three men replied.
"Well, my son is doing very well," says the fourth man, "he's a male stripper and just last week
he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari and a million-dollar home."
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Side-splitting
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Chuckleworthy
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Zackman 3,927  0
09/30/2004 11:30 AM
Why did Dan cross the road?
So he could get the Frost out of GAB!
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Chuckleworthy
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Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
09/30/2004 11:30 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!
Last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur!!!
BWahahahahahahahah!!!
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Zackman 3,927 0
09/30/2004 11:39 AM
A girl comes home after a few yeras of being gone and is greeted with much joy by her family. After all the tears are dry the father asks "So dear daughter, what have you been doing all these years?"
Dad, I have been a prostitute" she answers.
"A prostitute?" dad yells, "Get out of my house you traitor, you disgrace, you inmoral sinner, you Judas! Your mother and I didn't raise you in the Holy Catholic Church for you to become what you are. We rebuke you!"
"Dad, I knew that you would react this way, so I just came to give mom a chinchilla coat and these diamonds, my little brothers and sisters money for college, a house in Boca for all of you to live in, this annuity for all of you to have a good life and the keys to the new Rolls outside for you"
The father asks in a somewaht confused state "Darling daughter, what did you say you were?"
"A prostitute dad"
"Oh God! What a relief, for a second there I thought you said Protestant!"
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Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
09/30/2004 12:23 PM
Wow, almost as bad as this classic.
Jasper has been feeling poorly for a couple of weeks, tired and lethargic, and worst of all, he can't seem to maintain an erection. So his wife convinces him to go to the doctor and get checked out.
After a physical examination and a few errands in town,Jasper returns home wearing a brand new suit with a pimp hat, spats, new shoes, pocket watch, and walking with a strut, like he was 30 years younger. His wife takes one look at him and with a big smile says, "Why Jasper, what on earth has gotten into you, you look so young and dignified" Jasper responded with, "Well baby, That doctor did that check up and he told me what is is that I had, and I figured, if I is gonna be impotent, I had better start looking impotent too."
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