Zackman 3,927 0
09/30/2004 03:43 PM

I swear I saw that kid take my apple pie!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
09/30/2004 03:43 PM

"I'm going to eat you!"

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/30/2004 03:44 PM

I don't know how to Capcon... There I admitted it, I have to go cry now!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/30/2004 03:45 PM

Beefcake! Beefcaaaaaaake!

SHP 181,718 70
09/30/2004 03:45 PM

Billy is a gigantic fatass.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/30/2004 03:46 PM

"Pull my fing..."





The fattest kid at this McDonalds died today while trying to lift his arm, due to a heart attack. His Mom says he was trying to "make a funny"

Chance 171,270 14
09/30/2004 03:47 PM

THATS NOT BILLY! Trae how dare you show my childhood picture!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/30/2004 03:47 PM

Trae, I really don't appreciate you using childhood photos of my childhood without my permission.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/30/2004 03:47 PM

Frigimator Perry Jr. had to recieve a waiver from the Wee Tots Pre-School in order to enter the 2004 NFL draft.

Fratberry 282,845 53
09/30/2004 03:48 PM

Timmy's two favorite hobbies are Nascar and the all new McFetus sandwich.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/30/2004 03:49 PM

Dammit chance. Your pudgy fingers are just little more agile then mine.

Chance 171,270 14
09/30/2004 03:49 PM

slow fat little fingers Oliver?

Chance 171,270 14
09/30/2004 03:51 PM

We are at one.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/30/2004 03:51 PM

<action> hands Chance a twinkie..

Chance 171,270 14
09/30/2004 03:53 PM

Supersize it

McRib, limited time only 13,155 9
09/30/2004 03:53 PM

If you cut him does he bleed gravy?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/30/2004 03:55 PM

It had been seven years since Grimace had taken a vacation to Thailand, and now he was about to meet the son he never knew he had.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/30/2004 03:57 PM

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall daown.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
09/30/2004 03:58 PM

The REAL definition of a Mighty Kids Meal..

SHP 181,718 70
09/30/2004 03:59 PM

I bet "little" Billy tells his momma to get her ass in the kitchen to make him a pie. Like, Every day.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/30/2004 04:03 PM

I realise that Michelin needs ever new mascots to replace the aging ones, but there has to be a more humane way of training them.



I'm calling PETA.

McRib, limited time only 13,155 9
09/30/2004 04:06 PM

Unfortunately, Billy was unaware he was being fattened up to be used as the piata at his mothers birthday party.

Chance 171,270 14
09/30/2004 04:07 PM

<action> Jumps McRib </action>

Aimless 54,807 10
09/30/2004 04:08 PM

"Subway's Jarrod, the begining"

Inquisitor Glass 25,340 11
09/30/2004 04:12 PM

He wasn't sure, but little Timmy could have sworn he saw some of the McDonalds' employees eyeing him up and licking their fingers. This didn't bode well for him at all.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/30/2004 04:14 PM

All I'm saying is, if I'm on a plane about to crash in the snowy mountains I want that kid on my flight.







You could eat off him for weeks.

Fratberry 282,845 53
09/30/2004 04:16 PM

So that's what happened to Virn.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/30/2004 04:16 PM

Glass, that sounded just like something Gary Larson would write.



Are..you...Gary Larson?



Who am I kidding. You probably just ate him and absorbed his powers.

Inquisitor Glass 25,340 11
09/30/2004 04:21 PM

I heart Gary Larson.

SHP 181,718 70
09/30/2004 04:25 PM

You heart Gary Larson, or you have Gary Larson's heart?



Dun DUN DUN

98 8
09/30/2004 04:43 PM

When i grow up, i'm gonna work for Stay Puff marshmallows.

dumbshit 279 9
09/30/2004 04:47 PM

I'd do him.

Bankey 70,843 10
09/30/2004 04:48 PM

Five Bucks says that's a Diet Coke he's drinking.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/30/2004 04:50 PM

I bet it's maple syrup mixed with Jolt with cool whip on top. And extra sugar.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
09/30/2004 04:54 PM

<action>says with an IV drip of pepsi</action>



HEY...being a sugar fiend does not necessarily mean you're fat!

Inquisitor Glass 25,340 11
09/30/2004 04:57 PM

<action>says with an IV drip of fat</action> And just because you're a fat fiend doesn't mean you're sweet... you ass-panzering Carrolls.

Persian, D/L teh pr0n. 888 9
09/30/2004 04:57 PM

I shown this pick to my 4 year old nephew. My conversation:



Me: Look, ya little Frosttard. This is what'll happen to ya if ya dont eay your cabbage soup!



nephew: Nooo! it cant be!



Me: Yep! YOULL TURN AMERICAN!



Nephew: *screams*NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mospaw the Indestructible Newbie 86 11
09/30/2004 05:40 PM

How not to cast your corporate logos in a good light.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
09/30/2004 06:35 PM

I'm sure we've seen this before...



He's not American, he's Japanese, and he's just won some toddler sumo contest. This is his treat, after months in training.



Alas, search isn't being helpful.

Mr.Sin 90 8
09/30/2004 06:57 PM

*CHOMP* *GULP* No...really *CHOMP* it's a *GUZZLE* glandular problem *SLURP* *CHOMP* I have an over *CHEWY CHEWY CHOMP* active thyroid.

brody 43,090 12
09/30/2004 07:01 PM

I know that kid.



He ate my baby!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/30/2004 07:02 PM

When people are tremendously fat, it's your duty to point and laugh. Otherwise how would they know they were so rotund?

Pat The Great 948 9
09/30/2004 07:07 PM

That kid is actually a proffesional sumo wrestler.

brody 43,090 12
09/30/2004 07:08 PM

Fatties can also find out they are rotund or 'plump' when you push them over and they lie on their backs scrabbling at the air, unable to get up.



*points and laughs*



HaHa



<nelson/>

SrJoe 64 8
09/30/2004 07:14 PM

Get in my belly!!!

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/30/2004 07:25 PM

An astute observation, Chi-Chi, specifically because their eyelids become very heavy, and the utilisation of a mirror becomes an ever more difficult exercise.



Observe my 'Gedanke Experiment':



Fatty: 'I wonder if I'm still fat, what with all the diet cokes I've been drinking...



Mysterious Rainbow Benefactor: 'I have confused you with a bus, because of the copious amounts of lard hanging from you like the folds of my black satin curtains.'



Fatty:'That clarification takes a weight off my heart...'

SlumpBuster 40 8
09/30/2004 08:40 PM

Summo McFatass

Briham 38,843 10
09/30/2004 09:33 PM

"He led a full stomach"



</teengirlsquadreference>

Jerk Puddin 4,016 9
09/30/2004 09:35 PM

EHH EHH EHHHH FAT ALBERTS IN THA HOUSE!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/30/2004 09:36 PM

Yeah? Well my house has a hundred bafrooms.

Jerk Puddin 4,016 9
09/30/2004 09:38 PM

Thats nice

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/30/2004 09:45 PM

this little (or not so little) tyke and others like him are ensuring that vegetables will live long, prosperous lives and never be tragically plucked from the life-giving soil where they live....

all hail processed food!

Jerk Puddin 4,016 9
09/30/2004 09:47 PM

cattle of the future

millie 116,984 28
09/30/2004 10:04 PM

<action>crying for the poor obese child like he's probably crying underneath all those layers of blubber</action>



It's not funny! It's sad!

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
09/30/2004 10:21 PM

The Ronald McDonald Corporation sponsors children worldwide.

Agitated Samoan 5 8
09/30/2004 11:29 PM

The Michelin Man has his son well on the way to becoming the next multilobed spokesman.

Fritz me 78 8
09/30/2004 11:33 PM

That's right, Mr Rather, I taught Dr. Atkins everything he knows about dieting...Hey Dan, want a bite of my triple decker cheese burger?

SrJoe 64 8
10/01/2004 12:11 AM

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Survival Rate Zero 97 8
10/01/2004 12:13 AM

Stand back now, i gotta pratice my stabbin'! Aha!

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/01/2004 12:24 AM

In other news, this 500 pound sack of Shakespeare is suing mcdonalds for making his neck disappear.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/01/2004 12:25 AM

that one should get the clickies going, tee hee hee.

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/01/2004 12:32 AM

i'd say, judging by his expression, that he's saying:

"whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Ronald?!"

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/01/2004 05:40 AM

Caught up in the the excitement of the ordering process The overexcited Lamar Wheatstraw provided the McCashier, with an answer of yes, when asked the lad wanted a "McAirhose Enema" with that.

The family haShakespeare McDonalds with a lawsuit for an undisclosed amount. We also understand that McDonalds has submitted a counter offer, promising to fly the young boy in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

Feckoff 2,552 9
10/01/2004 09:08 AM

Does this vest make me look fat?

Feckoff 2,552 9
10/01/2004 09:10 AM

Also works to piss off women-



"Does this dress make my ass look big?"



"No dear, that's all the chocolate you eat"

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/01/2004 09:47 AM

<action>is suprised at all the obvious jokes that have been left unsaid</action>



maybe some things ARE sacred on GAB

Fritz me 78 8
10/01/2004 11:39 AM

I think I'll order that Big Mac special "Moose Burger" that my dad ass grabbed for this place last month.

wtadlock 145 8
10/01/2004 12:01 PM

I want my god damn cheesy poofs! Screw you guys, I'm going home! Ooh, a fry!

dmorse 5 8
10/01/2004 12:24 PM

One day, I will be the Michelin man.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/01/2004 02:15 PM

Sombody call the Ghost Busters!!!



The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man is at it again!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/01/2004 03:24 PM

That poor kid.



Someone needs to bury their foot in his mother's ass.

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
10/01/2004 05:02 PM

Even at the tender age of 10, Billy knew he would have a bright future as a tire manufacturers logo.

Speckled_Hand (Goodman Jones) 46 8
10/01/2004 05:10 PM

Suffering from a rare condition which diminishes skeletal size, 45 year old former NBA point guard Charles Hender courageously dines out with friends at a favorite neighborhood restaurant.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/01/2004 06:25 PM

Oompaloompa #1: (rubbing hands) Should we get him now?



Oompaloompa #2: Whoa! Not yet! He's not purple yet!

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
10/01/2004 06:39 PM

"Amazingly enough, this young boy is actually the world's top supplier of fatty tissue for plastic surgery!"

Similac Addict 64 8
10/01/2004 10:11 PM

After consulting a McPsychic, Ralphie was disheartened to learn he would never lose weight and place only second on a show called Last Comic Standing in 20 years.

chedder 13 8
10/01/2004 10:34 PM

my home boy miky deez

Blackwing 74 8
10/02/2004 12:30 AM

Yes I can!

Blackwing 74 8
10/02/2004 12:32 AM

Every kid within a year of sleeping with MJ

Blackwing 74 8
10/02/2004 12:33 AM

The next Bill Clinton.

Blackwing 74 8
10/02/2004 12:34 AM

It's just a wafer-thin mint, sir.

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/02/2004 02:15 AM

"Mc's gonna giv' to ya'...Mc's gonna giv' to ya'..."

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/02/2004 02:23 AM

"Mash 'em. Boile 'em. Stick 'em in a stew!"

0 8
10/02/2004 03:14 AM

hey you mean that they've got a Godzilla burger now....MMMMMMMM Let's get a couple of those to go.

Fritz me 78 8
10/02/2004 02:18 PM

After qualifying for the "INDY 500," Mikey likes to relax and down a dozen "Big Macs" before his 12 course dinner at The Red Lobster.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/02/2004 06:24 PM

'What if They Mated' Love Child

One Mile Wide 83 9
10/02/2004 08:38 PM

Im still hungry.. Hey, that Cashier looks a little chunky...

One Mile Wide 83 9
10/02/2004 08:41 PM

I'll eat you out of house and home, THEN EAT your house and home.

0 8
10/02/2004 09:51 PM

As you know, I am required to give you one favor of your choosing on my daughter's wedding.

WonderMike 5 8
10/02/2004 11:22 PM

You call this a BIG mac?

Polar33 9 9
10/03/2004 12:28 AM

There's a term that fast food workers have for people like this: "job security".

RedDog 9 8
10/03/2004 12:48 AM

WHATS WITH THE KIDS MEAL!

Booger Cube 277 9
10/03/2004 01:01 AM

That's all the proof I need to guess that McDonald's must have some kind of investment in the American Heart Association. Or vice versa.

maggaratti 233 8
10/03/2004 06:19 AM

Coming to a theatre near you Morgan Spurlock's son in Super Size Me 2: Attack of Cholesterol!

DrunkenOtter 5 8
10/03/2004 09:35 AM

The McDonalds corperation may have misjudged the impact of their new mascot 'Lardo' to join Ronald and his friends in McHappy land.

GoBanana 590 10
10/03/2004 09:50 AM

Give me those fries Bitch.

Briham 38,843 10
10/03/2004 03:24 PM

"Ganta Solo chone Wuki." (Bring me Solo and the Wookiee!)

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
10/03/2004 03:39 PM

"McDonalds will soon merge with the company that starts Soylent Green. The profits will be gargantuan."

MyDisease 36 8
10/03/2004 05:42 PM

Use the force Luke.

MyDisease 36 8
10/03/2004 05:44 PM

Inside of every behemoth American is a slightly smaller European trying to get out before it suffocates.

Deniasha 41 8
10/03/2004 11:42 PM

Fatty Kong, the new McDonald's spokesperson in training.

Robin 14,626 9
10/04/2004 12:55 AM

as the old michelin retires, the training of the new michelin man continues. "You can only get those quality rolls from McDonalds, nothing else seems to work," says michelin spokes person.

Shakey 18 8
10/04/2004 01:32 AM

"You think having no neck is funny...you ought to see my headless Johnson !"

DirtFarmer 46 8
10/04/2004 03:33 PM

"That's it kid... you're shut off."

DirtFarmer 46 8
10/04/2004 03:41 PM

If anyone was ever really in danger of encountering a "Big Mac Attack", it might be this little marshmallow man.

Trent Davis 50 8
10/04/2004 04:58 PM

"Where's my salad woman!?"

Stretch mouth and say: I was born on a pirate ship 98 8
10/04/2004 05:41 PM

For starters, i think...



*cue song*



I'd like a Big Mac,

Mc BLT,

A Quarter-Pounder with some cheese,

Filet-O-Fish,

A Hamburger,

A Cheeseburger,

A Happy Meal.



Mc Nuggets,

Tasty Golden French Fries,

Regular or Larger Size,

And Salads: Chef or Garden,

Or a Chicken Salad Oriental.



Big Big Breakfast,

Egg McMuffin,

Hot Hot Cakes,

and Sausage.



Maybe Biscuits,

Bacon, Egg and Cheese,

A Sausage,

Danish,

Hash Browns too.



And for Desert

Hot Apple Pies,

And Sundays

three varieties,

A Soft Server Cone,

3 kinds of shakes,

And Chocolatey Chip Cookies.



And to drink a Coca-Cola,

Diet Coke, and Orange Drink,

A Sprite and Coffee, Decaf too,

A lowfat milk, also an Orange Juice.



Could I also get a mint with that?

Neerd 8 8
10/04/2004 05:59 PM

Wow...my gravitational force is so large, the napkin is stuck to me!

Hairlipsarecool 12 8
10/04/2004 07:56 PM

"MONGO ANGRY! MONGO SMASH"

Sensei Ern 31 8
10/05/2004 10:43 AM

This kid could breast feed himself!

Fritz me 78 8
10/05/2004 11:27 AM

Here "Mikey" eagerly waits to challenge "Super Dave Osborn" to an eating contest to the death.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/05/2004 12:27 PM

Woody is the Middle Manager from Stew days.

woody 13 8
10/05/2004 01:22 PM

Doh! That's not me! Though he was dressed up as "Lumbergh" ....mmmmm...yeah...

Moondog McKweeyn 5 8
10/05/2004 06:55 PM

A few (hundred) Happy Meals(tm) too many. I'm Lovin' It!(tm)

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/05/2004 06:56 PM

Michelin Man











<a>jumps on bandwagon</a>

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/05/2004 06:57 PM

<action> jumps on bandwagon, closes tags correctly </action>



Michelin man?

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/05/2004 09:26 PM

"Hamburgler? Shakespeare man! I ate the Frostin' Hamburgler!"

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
10/06/2004 12:45 AM

<action> starts singing completly out of tune </action>



McDonalds is the place to rock

It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music

People flock here to get down to the rock music



Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds



McDonalds will make you fat

They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter-Pounders

They will put pounds on you



Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds



McDonalds hamburgers are the worst

They are worse than Burger King

A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat

A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat



Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds

Rock and Roll McDonalds



Wheaties, breakfast of champions

kermit 225 9
10/06/2004 01:00 AM

suffering from indigestion, junior pops an antacid and unfortunately becomes the first documented case of seagulfoma

kermit 225 9
10/06/2004 01:30 AM

SON OF STAY PUFF

woody 13 8
10/06/2004 01:25 PM

I'd like a 2 pounder...Oh, you don't make those...In that case, give me 8 quarter pounders and I'll make it myself.

y8s 13 8
10/06/2004 08:51 PM

Why there shouldn't be a "50 for $50" promotion.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/07/2004 10:27 AM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MCDONALD'S DON'T HAVE A LOYALTY CARD?!!!



"I'm ready for my FREE burger now."

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/07/2004 03:23 PM

can we please end this thread? the jokes are all done....it's not funny anymore....



ok, after this post, i call no more posts....let's throw it in the vault....

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 03:26 PM

Hey look! It's the Michelin Man as a little kid!!

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/07/2004 03:34 PM

Ollie, you crumb bum!!!!

Ms. Trixxie the Sex Nigger 65,021 15
10/07/2004 03:42 PM

I'll bet you a hundred dollars his parents are huge NASCAR Fans.

Sir Sixx 13 8
10/08/2004 07:05 AM

What do you mean there isn't any more!

0 8
10/08/2004 08:23 AM

haha simon garland fell in brown paint

wtadlock 145 8
10/08/2004 12:48 PM

What the hell is a dickydoo?

Chance 171,270 14
10/08/2004 03:14 PM

Your belly sticks out more than your dicky do.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/08/2004 03:22 PM

I'm not fat!

I'm big boned!

twisat 18 9
10/08/2004 05:07 PM

Who wants to smell Ma dinna?

CoachKnox 60 8
10/08/2004 06:51 PM

young Tubbs McGee gets pretty thirsty after devouring the PlayPlace.

Vitriol 341 9
10/08/2004 07:36 PM

Child: "Mooooom! My Big Mac got buried in my rolls."



Mom: "Again?"

TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/08/2004 07:44 PM

I'm sorry, but the mother of that poor boy should be strung up by her toenails. She should then have bamboo reeds shoved under her fingernails-one for each over weight pound her son has on his body.

CoachKnox 60 8
10/08/2004 09:08 PM

The only thing bigger than that kid's waistline is the lawsuit those parents are going to get for child abuse.

ringworm 68,315 13
10/09/2004 02:56 AM

the mother of that poor boy should be strung up by her toenails.



she already had to pass that fat tub of Shakespeare out through her vagina. don't you think she's suffered enough?

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
10/09/2004 04:49 AM

"(Wheezes) I'd like... (gasp) to make you an offer (coughing fit) that I feel you can't refuse. "(Wheezing) Give me the recipe for the special sauce." "(Gasp) And we'll make sure the hamburgler gets a parole hearing."

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
10/09/2004 12:40 PM

It is a handsome boy. For a fatty cow retarded! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Teh Lolrus 197 8
10/09/2004 12:44 PM

The Michelin man has had his dream fulfilled, he has become a real boy!

IonFizzle 26 8
10/10/2004 03:21 AM

Crikey mates! What we have here is a rare specimen, and isn't 'ee a BEAUTY! It's an infant of the rare species Rushus Libaughus...easy..easy, they startle right quick!

IonFizzle 26 8
10/10/2004 03:21 AM

Crikey mates! What we have here is a rare specimen, and isn't 'ee a BEAUTY! It's an infant of the rare species Rushus Libaughus, in the middle of a feeding!...easy..easy, they startle right quick!

Fluro 14,139 11
10/10/2004 04:24 AM

You first.

KittytheKat 5 8
10/10/2004 11:21 AM

My parents are stupid Emersons who let me eat fattening food.

IonFizzle 26 8
10/10/2004 04:51 PM

Sorry about the earlier doublepost, guys. :)

daisypie 49,378 9
10/10/2004 05:53 PM

Oh. My. God.



There was two of them!

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/10/2004 07:10 PM

"Will, shown here, has now reached the point where he absorbs french fries through his skin without bothering to eat them".

Fierce 394 8
10/10/2004 07:58 PM

just more cushion for the pushin

thegreatwent 564 9
10/10/2004 08:13 PM

'What if They Mated' Love Child They look similar...except the one in the green has no arms...

IonFizzle 26 8
10/10/2004 08:55 PM

Suddenly, Zug's server crashed as billions of Jabba the Hutt jokes were submitted

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/11/2004 03:40 PM

Holy Crap!!! It's the Michelin man!!!elevetyone!!1!11uno!!1

Lucifer 5,260 10
10/11/2004 08:56 PM

"Uh...I'm sorry Ma'am. Did you want the girl's Happy Meal, or the boy's Happy Meal for...uh...it?"

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/12/2004 06:16 PM

Look! He looks like the Michelin Man, if the Michelin Man was a human boy....wow!

millie 116,984 28
10/12/2004 07:22 PM

That kid is going to die of heart disease before this Frost-ing thread does!

Shakey 18 8
10/12/2004 10:45 PM

"You got a fat ass? and you can't even change the picture on a damn website?.....

bob the weasel slayer 166 8
10/12/2004 11:43 PM

http://www.pbase.com/daisypie/image/34880045



I'd like the small please (:

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/13/2004 12:04 AM

that kid's a race traitor....he should be eating Taco Bell....no pride.....

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/13/2004 12:23 AM

That kid is going to die of heart disease before this breeding thread does!



This thread will never die as long as new people are too lazy to read through it and see that 78% of posts make reference to the Michelin Man, yet continue to post about it.....



i pleaded with people to let it die, but nobody would, so now im doing a 180 and dragging it out as long as possible....

daisypie 49,378 9
10/13/2004 12:29 AM

Bob, it was nice of you to link to the photo on my photo account,

but you could at least give up a clickie for when I posted it first...























...Bitch!

DeFrost 116 8
10/13/2004 12:59 AM

"Oh no. I knew i shouldnt have had that last Big Mac."

millie 116,984 28
10/13/2004 03:05 AM

Hey, that kid looks like the Michelin man!

Cap'n Crunch 471 8
10/13/2004 03:13 AM

MEDICCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/13/2004 04:32 PM

I bet if you squeezed that kid hard enough, this would happen.

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/13/2004 06:13 PM

M.M.

DeFrost 116 8
10/14/2004 01:16 AM

"My goal is to cut down to 47 meals a week."

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/14/2004 07:53 AM

Kid: "Hey! Stop making fun of me! There's a skinnky kid inside me just begging to be let out!"



Muffled pleas from stomach: "Dear God! Please get me out of here!"

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/14/2004 07:56 AM

"You had me at 'fries'."

Major Daisypie 49,378 9
10/14/2004 02:21 PM

It's the other thread that just - won't - DIE!

Pants 14,252 17
10/14/2004 02:24 PM

I'd really hate to see the cooch that kid came out of.

JackMihoff 364 8
10/14/2004 05:23 PM

Only known suriving photo of McDonald's failed attempt at an all you can eat buffet line.

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/14/2004 05:37 PM

nobody has made any comments about the presence of the creepy clown lurking outside the window in the background...is he a McDonald's nOOb?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/14/2004 05:39 PM

I'd really hate to see the cooch that kid came out of.





Judging by the kid and the families eating habits, I dont think you could without a 3 ton lift.



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GUNT!

JackMihoff 364 8
10/14/2004 05:42 PM

That's not a napkin on his chest, it's a towel.

teh porn producer 7,627 9
10/14/2004 05:48 PM

thread.must.die

JackMihoff 364 8
10/15/2004 10:54 AM

Obesity. Adiposity. Corpulence. Whatever word you use, it represents one thing: being a big fatass.

blade1969 5 8
10/15/2004 11:07 AM

are you sure that is a diet soft drink?

josh stone.... 58 8
10/15/2004 02:24 PM

phat as in cool, for all you people that didn't grow up in the hood....Columbus, Ohio

Garth Algar 5 8
10/15/2004 11:54 PM

"Mommy, my G.I Joe toy tasted bad...I want to eat Barbie now!!!"

thejman 69 8
10/16/2004 01:36 AM

hey look mommy,my kid's meal came with a liposuction maceane,but I have a couple hundrd already!

polkadottybatty 5 9
10/16/2004 11:02 PM

Pictured here in its natural habitat is a young Sumo. Notice the distinct coloration and skin folds on the arms. Enthusiasts know that a Sumo must be groomed for the ring early in life and should be fed exclusively by McDonald's.

Bianca 5 8
10/17/2004 01:15 AM

Food Department becomes very suspicious and investigates McDonalds new "low-carb" diet.

24 10
10/17/2004 06:45 PM

"DAMMIT GET THAT NEEDAL AWAY FROM ME!"



"diet coke with my 1,000,000 gram fat nuggetts and 20,000,000 carb burger made of SPACE MEAT! oh ya im gonna slim in no time"

Clover Heist 203,475 12
10/17/2004 08:10 PM

300th fattybombatty post!!!

KissyBear 0 8
10/18/2004 10:54 PM

Michelin and McDonalds team up for shared advertising funds.

PolishConan 0 8
10/18/2004 11:09 PM

I have a good way to lose weight without the low carbs. 1) quit eating at mcdonalds 2)get your lardass off the couch

Harbhajan Singh 161,353 14
10/19/2004 07:51 PM

God we need a new capcon. If only someone would update it.