Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/05/2004 08:53 PM

Because you are not Sancho.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/05/2004 09:23 PM

Are you Sancho?

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
10/05/2004 09:30 PM

It's funny how your dyslexia manifests itself.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
10/05/2004 09:46 PM

It's funny how your dyslexia manifests itself.



I realized I had dyslexia when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

thegreatwent 564 9
10/05/2004 10:00 PM

I went to a toga party dressed as goatse.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
10/05/2004 10:26 PM

I went to a goatse party dressed as tubgirl. Boy, was that awkward!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/05/2004 11:09 PM

I don't understand how a thread about nipples has 7 posts without anyone showing their tits!

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/05/2004 11:23 PM

I don't understand how a pervert like you is not behind bars.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/05/2004 11:23 PM

Well, then for what are you waiting?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/05/2004 11:32 PM

Mine are overexposed. We need new ones. Feel free to post yours, Spicey.

dianada 57,822 108
10/05/2004 11:39 PM

I have nipples too.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/05/2004 11:49 PM

More like bolognas.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/05/2004 11:50 PM

I have nipples.



Jars and jars of 'em...

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/05/2004 11:50 PM

You most certainly do, dianada! You most certainly do. I'll try to keep the drool to a minimum.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/05/2004 11:52 PM

Hmm.. Dianada...Nipples...Do they happen to look anything LIKE THIS!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/05/2004 11:54 PM

Oliver you said you wouldn't share that! That's the last time I send you my boobies.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/06/2004 12:01 AM

I think I just heard Declan's zipper break.

dianada 57,822 108
10/06/2004 12:12 AM

To defend my honor, I'll just have to post pictures of my actual boobages

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/06/2004 12:15 AM

I am totally impressed that you posted them. You're my hero of the day (and night)! You rock AND roll.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 12:24 AM

I know, I know. You have all been waiting to see my boobs for such a long time. I finally gave in.

dianada 57,822 108
10/06/2004 12:27 AM

They are very sexy, Ollie.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/06/2004 12:27 AM

Ever wonder why you never see Jack Osbourne and Oliver Chest in the same room.





Dun Dun DUN!!!11one

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/06/2004 12:30 AM

spooge





Quick... pass me a sock.

Suicidal Sanitary Napkin 30,762 12
10/06/2004 12:52 AM

Uhhh...

Suicidal Sanitary Napkin 30,762 12
10/06/2004 12:52 AM

Uhhh...

Suicidal Sanitary Napkin 30,762 12
10/06/2004 12:52 AM

Uhhh...

Suicidal Sanitary Napkin 30,762 12
10/06/2004 12:53 AM

Ahhh.



*cleans up*

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 12:58 AM

HEY!



Everyone that clicks on Dianada's boobs, needs to click me too!!



If I hadn't made that incredibly funny post, she never would have posted them!!

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/06/2004 12:58 AM

<action>shakes head in pity... </action>

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 01:01 AM

Click should equal clickies.

kermit 225 9
10/06/2004 01:08 AM

give props to oliver but the rest of yall... damn. some self control eh? if all it takes is a picture (and a fine one i might add) what are you going to do when you find yerselves face to face with an acutal pair? take someones head off?

Suicidal Sanitary Napkin 30,762 12
10/06/2004 01:44 AM

Yes.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/06/2004 02:26 AM

kermit's finger smells like pork.

ringworm 68,315 13
10/06/2004 02:45 AM

you can milk anything w/ nipples.

kermit 225 9
10/06/2004 02:56 AM

that aint my finger your sniffing

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/06/2004 03:14 AM

you can milk anything w/ nipples.



I've got nipples, can you milk me Focker?

Fluro 14,139 11
10/06/2004 03:17 AM

you can milk anything w/ nipples.



And a few things without, too.





"What do you mean there's no such thing as bulls milk?"

Miracles 22,430 0
10/06/2004 03:28 AM

One night after my buddies and I all went out, BT said, "Miracles, I know you don't have those Aunt Jemimas!" And the funny thing is I knew what he was talking about...so, I flashed him. I had no Shakespearety flap-jack ariolas! But I did have cutie nipples. Oh my.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 12:37 PM

We're in luck guys! Dianada likes dorks.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 01:05 PM

And Dianada, since you came out and gave your boobies away and they are not the exclusive property of the auction winners WHO HAD TO PAY FOR THEM, you owe us some new photos.



And incidentally, your skintone makes me shiver, in the good way.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 01:08 PM

And apparently, she is into some kinky Shakespeare.



Isn't that Lemmywinks?

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
10/06/2004 02:09 PM

OMFG. Ollie, marry me?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 02:25 PM

Declan, I'm flatterd. Really. But I am allergic to crisco and latex. It just wouldn't work between us.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
10/06/2004 02:37 PM

Thank you, Jax.





Oh, Ollie- Like the Mounties, I always get my man!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 02:40 PM

I thought you were a MountER, not a MountEE.

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 02:41 PM

Regardless, You're still in for one hell of a cold shower, Oliver.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
10/06/2004 02:45 PM

It all depends on the endeavour.

WohooTheWOO 13 9
10/06/2004 08:15 PM

to bad your by yourself

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/06/2004 08:18 PM

Too bad your poorly written sentence makes absolutely no sense.



By the way, I have nipples, too. Pierced ones.



<action> feels special!

dianada 57,822 108
10/06/2004 08:35 PM

Ok ok, more pictures coming....tonight. Maybe I'll email some "exclusive" pictures to you, Chickens, since you won the auction and all.

teh porn producer 7,627 9
10/06/2004 08:52 PM

<action> sighs ... </action>



I miss all the good stuff.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 01:02 AM

Maybe I'll email some "exclusive" pictures to you, Chickens



booo!



Maybe you'll get 1/20th the clickies, too.

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 01:17 AM

I'm not speaking clearly I guess. I'm gonna post more pictures tonight for all, and perhaps send Chickens some pictures that I'm not posting for everyone to see. Everybody wins!

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/07/2004 01:21 AM

but (your) boobies are so nice that they deserve to be shared w/ all of Gabkind....

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 01:41 AM

I'm gonna post click posts that I like, and perhaps click Miracles' posts whether I like them or not (I don't). Everybody wins!

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 01:46 AM

OR I'm gonna post some sort-of funny comments here later tonight, and send all my funniest posts tonight only to Jannie on YIM. Everybody wins!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 01:48 AM

what?

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 01:48 AM

OR I'm gonna call up Hen, and tell her that no matter what her husband told her, Zug is not an online bible study group. Everybody wins!

Jan's D-cups of Justice 10,022 10
10/07/2004 01:49 AM

Again?!?



I wish you'd stop keeping me up all night with your non-stop hilarity.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 01:49 AM

what?



nudie pics, Oliver, nudie pics. Try and keep up, eh?



yeeesh!

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 01:52 AM

I wish you'd stop keeping me up all night with your non-stop hilarity.



whatever I may lack in stamina, I more than make up for in typos and spelling errors.

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 02:52 AM

I promised, here you go. Make sure to click "next" once or twice.

dinesh 24,862 16
10/07/2004 03:09 AM

Frost-ing Shakespearety ofoto!

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 03:12 AM

I'm sorry, Ofoto sucks. But the pictures are there, I promise!

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/07/2004 03:46 AM

clickie.whore.

















































Keep up the great work.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/07/2004 04:01 AM

Are you a real Australian then?

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/07/2004 05:43 AM

Bloody oath mate!

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 10:48 AM

Not Australian, no. Lots of family down there though. I'm Peruvian, born in Seattle.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 10:59 AM

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!





You fricken monster.



You start off with the fully dressed profile.



Then the bra pic.



Then the boobage.



But there is one more pic. I'm breathing all heavy. I click next............









I'M MASTURBATING TO RODENT PORN!

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 11:00 AM

dinesh- sign on to msn messenger

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 11:01 AM

Very nice breasticles D. You should be very proud of them.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 11:04 AM

<action> checks email



Ummm, dianada?

NavyBoy 19,912 12
10/07/2004 11:16 AM

<action>checks email too, since I was the real winner of the auction.</action>



Ahem..



Not to step on anyone's toes, but those are some very nice boobages.. and I don't want to be left out of the "exclusive auction winners special boobage picture club".

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/07/2004 11:27 AM

I love that under the pic of Dianada's boobs it says:



Not recommended for printing.



Well no Shakespeare. Unless I want to get fired.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 11:35 AM

NavyBoy- you may have won the package of boobies, but I won the penultimate PACKAGE OF ALL (package of all, package of all, package of all, continueing echos), which technically means I am also entitled to all the boobage pics as well as some peener pics, which, thankfully TTJ had the understanding to not send me knowing I had no interest in them for other than photoshopping and humorous intentions.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/07/2004 11:36 AM

Dianada, very cool. I fully support the auction winners getting something special. They paid money while the rest of us slobs just enjoy boobies for free. We are grateful no matter how much we pout about missing out on the "good ones."

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2004 11:38 AM

rest of us slobs just enjoy boobies for free



Easy for you to say, You're probably posting topless right now as we speak.

Where as someone like Me has to click a link. C'mon. Clicking?!? Pfft.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/07/2004 12:26 PM

Boobies are RUINING GAB!!!



wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense!

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/07/2004 12:29 PM

I'm sorry, but I have to say, Dianada is one hot Frost-ing chica. Lynx on the other hand...hmm, not so much.

Komus 125 8
10/07/2004 12:33 PM

I think your missing the point in that I am Sancho.

dinesh 24,862 16
10/07/2004 04:10 PM

thanks chix, but i eventually got the foul site to work last night.

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 07:38 PM

Chickens - sending now! Sorry for the tease.











Ok, I'm not sorry.

Sniggab Ofom | Mofo baggins 10,950 10
10/07/2004 11:01 PM

This is the longest any thread of mine has ever gone on. Thanks Dianda. And thanks for the, uh, "diversion" in photography. Yeah...





I wish I had humongoid boobs so I could get clickies too!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 11:04 PM

I would like to add that it was actually my sexy busom that got this thread going down the gutter. Please send your thanks correctly.



Ungrateful ass.

Sniggab Ofom | Mofo baggins 10,950 10
10/07/2004 11:05 PM

Would anybody like to see my ungrateful ass?



I'll do it for 20 clickies!

Llama's mostly llurking now 7,194 10
10/07/2004 11:07 PM

Dianada, you have marvelously perky nipples if they show through a padded bra like that. Congratulations.

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 11:15 PM

Hey! It's not padded!

dianada 57,822 108
10/07/2004 11:16 PM

But my nipples are quite perky, aren't they?

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/08/2004 07:36 AM

YES!



I mean...um...I really couldn't tell and the angle was all wrong. I think you should post some more photos, just so I'll know for sure.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>hands Declan a box of non-latex gloves and a bottle of WET</action>Problem solved.