Ronald McDonald 171,270 14
10/06/2004 01:04 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Move along theres nothing to see!

Chance 171,270 14
10/06/2004 01:07 PM

Actually that was pretty funny! I love you Chickens.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 01:08 PM

<action> feels the love....cops a feel while he's at it.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 02:19 PM

No one else can think of anything to squeeze between Chance's boobies?

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/06/2004 02:21 PM

So does this mean I can't be Chance's stapler anymore!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 02:23 PM

Oh, I can think of a few things. I am at work however. I don't think all the menopausal women in my office would much appreciate me staring at a set of gargantuan hooties while I photoshop a twinkie shooting cream filling in between them.



But if someone else likes that idea, I would love for them to Photoshop it. As long as I get Clickies for giving the idea.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
10/06/2004 02:28 PM

I give you clickies based on your huggable good looks. You scamp!

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 02:47 PM

This took entirely too long, but:



A good way to die.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 03:00 PM

I am teh asshat of photoshop, but,



"OH MY GOD!! I hope the REST of the building doesn't collapse too!"

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/06/2004 03:04 PM

Those boobs resemble a map. The stretchmarks are canons and the veins are the rivers. The nipples are mountains.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 03:07 PM

For Ollie. But I better get some clickies too for doing the work, and the shopping for those pearls.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 03:13 PM

Look behind me!! One day all these mountains will be yours!



heh

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 03:24 PM

Chance...I DO LIKE YOU!!! NOTHING PERSONAL...



but I HAD to.



Got Milk?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 03:28 PM

I need to learn to Photoshop.

Chance 171,270 14
10/06/2004 03:29 PM

No not at all offended. Keep them up! They are hilarious! I am honored my breasts have a thread of thier own.

Superfly 1,145 8
10/06/2004 03:34 PM

Absolut BOOBIES

Chance 171,270 14
10/06/2004 03:35 PM

Oh and Gootch- I am almost 30 and have breastfed a hungry boy for a year. I'm lucky they are above my belly button you stupid no0b.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
10/06/2004 03:36 PM

Well, Chris kinda beat me to it.. but anyway, this is for Ollie...

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 03:45 PM

love the mtns

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 03:52 PM

Lucky I have my camera in my PRIVATE office.



SO.NOT.WORKSAFE!

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 03:53 PM

If I was any good with gifs, I would have someone putting a walnut between them, slamming them together to break the nut, and be selling them on Ronco as a Squirrel Nut Zipper.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 03:54 PM

CHRIS!





for shame

Superfly 1,145 8
10/06/2004 03:54 PM

The pope loves your titty..er.. kitty

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 03:56 PM

I was waiting for chris to photoshop his penis in between them.





At least i hope thats what it is so i can feel good about not clicking the link.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 03:57 PM

<action> clicks on CG's link...stabs pencils in eyes...vomits....

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/06/2004 03:57 PM

A man with a Coleridge like that need not have any shame.



Chris will you marry me?



Or at least service me?

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/06/2004 04:01 PM

Superfly, if you don't get a full pee tube for that one there is something wrong with teh world.



Specifically a world where the pope would be photoshopped between two boobies while petting a tat Sylvester.

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 04:02 PM

AHEM.

















tears welling up

You bitch!!

Superfly 1,145 8
10/06/2004 04:10 PM

Thanks chix nothing like a set of tits to bring the world together.

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/06/2004 05:04 PM

Oh and Gootch- I am almost 30 and have breastfed a hungry boy for a year. I'm lucky they are above my belly button you stupid no0b.



Doesn't breastfeeding decrease the size of your atrocities? You're lucky your belly button is right next to your knees, you stupid bo0b.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:08 PM

<action>zips up pants and runs from room</action>



Uh-oh....she's gonna BLOW!!!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/06/2004 05:10 PM

um......breastfeeding makes them bigger. You spend half your day with your milk bags full and leaking and the other half with them in your kids face.



so.unpleastant

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 05:11 PM

Sounds refreshing.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:17 PM

Crap. Lucky kids.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/06/2004 05:19 PM

I'd offer you some Chris but it really tastes nasty.



Not that I tasted it myself.



I've just heard.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:20 PM

Wx3, your boobs, and my rooster can make some beaUtiful music together.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:22 PM

Thanks, but I know from experience. Back in my younger days, my friends and I used to frequent this horrible titty bar in Myrtle Beach. $2 to get in the door.



Anyway, there was one dancer who, for a dollar, would squirt her breast milk in your mouth. Well, about $20 later, I realized it was gross.



Yeah, classy place.

Chance 171,270 14
10/06/2004 05:23 PM

Doesn't breastfeeding decrease the size of your atrocities? You're lucky your belly button is right next to your knees, you stupid bo0b.

That statement right there proves that youre an uneducated idiot. Have you ever seen a boobie besides your mothers and mine? Have you touched one yet? Have you gotten hair in funny places yet? Don't worry, thats normal. I'm sure the little wet dreams you have at night and your morning erections scare you also. I think its time to have a father and son talk. One day, when you become a man, you may address me. Until then I say good day you little peice of crap.







Oh and I know what your thinking, "Get off my parents!"



I already did, last night.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/06/2004 05:24 PM

hmm.......it took you 20 times to figure that out?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
10/06/2004 05:24 PM

Howard Stern said breast milk tastes like rice milk. I don't know if that's good.

millie 116,984 28
10/06/2004 05:26 PM

I'll bet you weren't calling those boobs "atrocities" when you were a baby!



Breastfeeding makes a woman's boobs bigger, then after the milk is gone, they become "longer" as my sister puts it.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 05:27 PM

I've never had a wetdream before.



But one time, when I was dehydrated, my piss came out like snot. Best piss I evar took.

Chance 171,270 14
10/06/2004 05:28 PM

hmm.......it took you 20 times to figure that out?

Was that to me or Chris?

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:28 PM

This was also the same strip club where one night the feature was a girl who rolled up to the stage in her wheelchair, then the bouncer picked her up and laid her on the stage.



She was a parapelegic, and she kinda just rolled around on the stage, but boy was she hot.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/06/2004 05:28 PM

to Chris, Chance.



With regard to the nasty taste of titty milk.

Chance 171,270 14
10/06/2004 05:29 PM

I was thinking so, but you never can tell.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/06/2004 05:38 PM

Chris, that is truly horrible. Truly.



I can't stop laughing.

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/06/2004 05:42 PM

<action> feels left out</action>



Mah bewbs.



the top picture is my friends, um, peeing i think?



and the second and third are me getting a lap dance bought by said friends.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:45 PM

did I mention I love you PooPoo?



if you have any more, please feel free to email them to me...address in profile.

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/06/2004 05:48 PM

aww. thanks. if i come across* any others i'll send them your way.





<*feel free to insert your own joke here>

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 05:49 PM

Wow. This is quite the abundance of boobs lately.



"back in the saddle"

This tells me you've been on hiatus. Hi, i'm Flourescent Sombrero, Have you seen my penis?

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/06/2004 05:51 PM

well yes. i have been on GAB hiatus for quite sometime. although i'm not sure that's what i meant when i changed my handle.



and no, i have not seen your penis. do i want to?

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:52 PM

No, you don't want to see HIS.



Now, MINE on the other hand..........

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 05:54 PM

I would hope so. Its neat.



WWW will catch wind of this thread soon enough and probably send you the goods.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
10/06/2004 05:54 PM

Oh sure.....I'll send her both of your penis pics. How about that?

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/06/2004 05:56 PM

I knew you were watching me.



Yes, Please.

Thanksyourasexypeach.

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/06/2004 05:56 PM

woohoo! would that i had a scanner. i have a very nice penis myself.

















































it's attached to my boy toy, but i took pictures.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 05:56 PM

OR, you can scroll up to the SO.NOT.WORKSAFE post!!!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 05:57 PM

More Boobage.

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/06/2004 06:02 PM

i already did, chris, and i was amazed at how much of a resemblance it has to my boy toy's pennis. very nice.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 06:03 PM

<action>VOMITS</action>



Wow......didn't know I could actually puke my shoes out!



But, I did.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
10/06/2004 06:05 PM

They shouldn't have been in your stomach in the first place.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 08:02 PM

All the other girls that post their boobage always get full pee tubes. Why don't I?



This is just sexist!

Itchy Gooch 439 9
10/06/2004 08:11 PM

Just because you have bitch-tits doesn't mean you are a girl.

MaddMatt _Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/06/2004 08:18 PM

Oliver,



I gave you a clickie for bravery.



That doesn't make me gay, does it?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/06/2004 08:19 PM

No. It makes you ber gay.

MaddMatt _Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/06/2004 08:26 PM

I'm not uber gay, by the way, do you work out?

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
10/06/2004 08:48 PM

<action> doodles on notebook</action> hmmm, Mrs. Swizz Garrett.



Mrs. Chris Garrett.



Mr. And Mrs. Garrett.



He's just soooo dreamy!

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
10/06/2004 09:16 PM

<action>looks at notebook to see what she's written</action>

Mrs. Garrett? Ewwww, no. Way too "Facts of Life" for me.



Ms. Swizz Bitchface-Garrett. Much better!



"You take the good,

you take the bad,

you take them both

and there you have

the facts of life

the facts of life"



Shoot me now!

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/06/2004 09:47 PM

pics?

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/07/2004 09:37 AM

i didn't get a full pee tube! is it because it only shows one boob? cause i thought me kissing the stripper made up for it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/07/2004 09:51 AM

but boy was she hot.



Hot like a ...cripple! ?





I'm not sure I have this hot like a... thing worked out right.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/07/2004 09:53 AM

What's with the Cheshire Cat Disappearing Guy in the bottom pic?

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 10:26 AM

Amypoo, show us BOTH, and I can almost guarantee a full one.



*waiting*

Superfly 1,145 8
10/07/2004 11:37 AM

Did anybody else notice that Oliver's tit looks like a Wookie?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 11:42 AM

Now that deserves a full pee tube.

AmyPoo: back in the saddle 2,710 12
10/07/2004 06:00 PM

well honey, i'd love to show you both, but i don't have a digital camera. i am at the mercy of my pervert friends.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 06:01 PM

I'm sure they would be happy to help.