Jolson 16,163 11
10/07/2004 01:13 PM

I'd say a woman suit made from fresh, supple, human flesh would probably cause at least some of the people there to run away.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/07/2004 01:14 PM

Buck Rogers' robot sidekick?

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 01:14 PM

Fred Flintstone

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 01:14 PM

C3po?

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 01:15 PM

John Hargrave?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 01:16 PM

Dubya.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
10/07/2004 01:18 PM

This is tough. Maybe dressing as a Klingon would throw people off.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 01:18 PM

I go to the PA ren faire. People come dressed as all kinds of things.The "regulars" however, made many rude comments about those dressed "out of period."



No one told me I had to have my monthly visitor to attend. That should be in the ad.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/07/2004 01:18 PM

A Stormtrooper.



Though a guy in a stormtrooper outfit would probably stand a good chance of getting laid by one of the wenches.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 01:19 PM

I go to the PA ren faire.

























fag

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 01:19 PM

Roger Rabbit!

Lola 190 9
10/07/2004 01:21 PM

A Hooter's Flight Attendant outfit might not work...

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 01:22 PM

They have a flying Hooters now?



My kid will be thrilled

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 01:23 PM

w3, my first renfaire I wore a hand folded kilt cause frankly, I hadn't dropped the bucks to get a real one yet. I got lots of comments all day from folk saying that I was much more "period" than the folk walking around in professionally taylored kilts.



I was real tempted to ask them how "period" their rubber horns were. Or get nasty and talk about their "period" wristwatch.



My whole point is SHADDUP AND ENJOY THE DAMN DAY AND THE BUSTIERRES.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/07/2004 01:25 PM

Heh. Chickens was picking a fight at the ren faire. He's like Nerd Fonzie.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 01:26 PM

I rent my costumes there. My bustiere is more of a Goth/Metal?punk style then Ren Faire.





I had a helluva good time. Drank mead, watched guys poke each other with big stick while riding horses.



The porta potties sucked with the long skirts though.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 01:26 PM

Wx3 at the PA Ren Fair.







nice boobage.

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2004 01:28 PM

I'd go completely naked, with a single leaf over my manly goods.



"..and you Frosters think you're old-school."

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 01:29 PM

How about any of the characters from The Wizard of Oz?





I would totally go as Dorothy.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 01:30 PM

Thank you Mr.Garrett.



You should see what's under the skirt.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 01:30 PM

I'd say you could wear just about anything you want to a Ren Faire and get away with it.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
10/07/2004 01:33 PM

I got it! I'd go with my WIFE! Those nerdlingers would probably die if they saw a real live girl who didn't tip the scales at a deuce and a half.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/07/2004 01:33 PM

You could go as a FRENCHman.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 01:35 PM

There were actually alot of hot girls at the PA ren faire. Guess we just have a better class o'woman here.



They were still dorks, but they were good looking dorks.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/07/2004 01:45 PM

Thank you Mr.Garrett.



You should see what's under the skirt.



Under Wicked Wedgie Woman's skirt.



You're right, there is a different class of woman there.



slighty not worksafe

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 01:47 PM

HEY!!!



Mine is WAY bigger than that.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/07/2004 01:48 PM

Oh how i wish that my excitement did not make me miss reading the not work safe portion.

Madgoat 801 10
10/07/2004 01:49 PM

people come dressed up as knights, trolls, witches, dragons, and village idiots, to name but a few.



Don't they all come dressed as village idiots?

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2004 01:51 PM

Oh how i wish that my excitement did not make me miss reading the not work safe portion.



Is there an echo in here?

Fratberry 282,845 53
10/07/2004 01:59 PM

Somewhere there exists a picture of Bankey at the Georgia Ren Fair wearing a ceiling fan.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/07/2004 02:14 PM

Heterosexual stockbroker.

Gabe 9,232 13
10/07/2004 02:18 PM

When I lived in Rochester, NY there was some ren fair that was held a couple hours away right on the coast of one of the great lakes.



What I wanted to do was to get a couple dozen big guys, dress up in Viking costumes and then row into the fair in one of those cool dragon-prows longboat. Then we'd jump out and sack the ren fair.



People would be laughing and cheering thinking it was some kind of performance art. Up until we started decapitating people and setting Shakespeare on fire.



After a good plundering, raping and pillaging we'd hop back into the boat and take off.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
10/07/2004 02:20 PM

I've always thought that Ren was so much more awesome than Stimpy.



Oh, by the way... it's Hoek, not Faire..

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 02:27 PM

That would be fun Gabe. I would offer to be a Viking woman but from the pictures I have of my ancestors, nost viking women were LARGE.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/07/2004 02:50 PM

Somewhere there exists a picture of Bankey at the Georgia Ren Fair wearing a ceiling fan.



That picture was destroyed as part of the agreement when I entered the witness relocation program, but it looked something like this. >*<

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/07/2004 02:51 PM

That is pretty fascinating WWW, i did not know the camera was around 1500 years ago.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 02:57 PM

heh....I consider all of my danish ancestors to be Vikings.



Poor for the historical aspect but makes the fact that they were nothing more than shipbuilders more interesting in my head.



I have no pictures that pre-date the 1900's.



That not withstanding rumor through the family is that the shipbuilders descended from actual Vikings thats good enough for me.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/07/2004 03:06 PM

That's cool.

I like to think of my ancestors that captained slave ships as travel agents.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 03:18 PM

Its no fun to fantasize about the Irish half of the family.



No potatoes, lots of alcohol. I live that life every day.

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/07/2004 03:29 PM

John, might it be King Richard's Fair? At any rate, I don't think I could wear anything but a smile as I walked through there. To each their own, but I think that whole lifestyle

is completely amusing and anyone who takes themselves too seriously doing it deserves a gauntlet upside the head.

Spivey Jane 121 9
10/07/2004 03:54 PM

Where I live we have the Pow Wow. To not fit in there, all you have to do is show up white.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/07/2004 04:09 PM

I used to go to a pow wow every year when i was young. There was a bunch of us little blonde haired kids running around. Infact i now know of a couple of blonde adults who have their tax exemption card.

Sourescent Flombrero 91,274 10
10/07/2004 04:17 PM

Its no fun to fantasize about the Irish half of the family.



You never told me you were from Kentucky.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/07/2004 04:18 PM

I didn't want you to think we had to be related for me to do you.

Calliope 927 10
10/07/2004 07:19 PM

Street clothes get you mean looks from the diehards.

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/07/2004 07:21 PM

Street clothes get you mean looks from the diehards.



Oooohhhh...what are they gonna do, run me through? Hold me down and pour mead down my throat? Joust me to death? Pfffft, I ain't scared of men who wear tights....

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/07/2004 07:22 PM

...except wrestlers and male ballerinas...they scare the Frost outta me!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/07/2004 07:26 PM

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!

We roam around the forest looking for fights.

We're men, we're men in tights.

We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!

We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.

We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),

Always on guard defending the people's rights.

When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!

We're Butch!

Jerk Puddin, Ender of Threads 4,016 9
10/07/2004 07:27 PM

If he was checking you out, you would be.

Robin 14,626 9
10/07/2004 10:46 PM

ok Texas Renaissance Festival. I go every year, one of the more interesting characters is The Fairy Godfather. you can't see his bottom half but her wears a pink tu-tu and on his back are not so shockingly pink little wings.

Calliope 927 10
10/07/2004 10:49 PM

The last time I went to the KC Ren Fest I was there with my college madralier group, so I was dressed "period." I got followed around the whole time by some kid in a loincloth who was painted completely blue. And then I found $20.

Robin 14,626 9
10/07/2004 10:52 PM

And just to show you can get away with just about anything...

2003

2002

also 2002

1997

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/07/2004 11:55 PM

My wood elf really likes the renaissance cleavage.

Gabe 9,232 13
10/07/2004 11:57 PM

I think my great-grandfather had a couple of these 'drow' working on his plantation.

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
10/08/2004 12:06 AM

I love my daddy.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
10/08/2004 03:34 AM

Vlad has invented a new type of pantwear called a buttiere. It lifts and squishes your butt cheeks so the pour fourth and are plentiful for all to behold. Breast cleavage is overdone, butt cleavage is where it's at.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
10/08/2004 05:47 AM

Butt cleavage? Same as plumbers crack, I'd guess.

Lady Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
10/16/2004 12:51 PM

I don't think that women wore leather breast-enhancers, but what the hell. When else can I wear leather in public?