Oktoberfest SHP 181,718 70
10/11/2004 06:37 PM

Shoot them. I swear, when you get tried as an adult, they'll be up in heaven going "Well, I'll be damned."

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/11/2004 06:39 PM

I've got the perfect plan!



Go into mommy and daddy's medicine cabinet. Take all the bottles of grown up pills out and go into your bathroom.



Go get a bottle from Daddy's medicine cabinet (the one that he keeps stocked for those times when you're a bad girl and make him mad.) and get a big bottle of anything.



Proceed to take all the pills and drink that whole bottle of liquor. If this doesn't show them that you're a grown up who can make decisions affecting your own life, nothing will!



Best of luck!

David Moss 4,125 10
10/11/2004 06:41 PM

I heard this great way to rebel from Trae, on this very own comedy board.



It starts with "s" and ends with "uicide."



Fo' drizzle.

New Kid on the Block 27,000 12
10/11/2004 06:41 PM

Post on Gab.

Calliope 927 10
10/11/2004 06:43 PM

Print out this thread. Once they see your cry for help, they'll see you in a different light. 'n stuff.

Oktoberfest SHP 181,718 70
10/11/2004 06:45 PM

Get a job, move out of you parent's basement, and start living your own life. If you're over 18 and out of the house, then why do you give a Shakespeare anyway?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
10/11/2004 06:46 PM

Don't Frost-ing talk to anyone, ever again. This includes on the interweb. Just brood constantly, wear all black, and carry around a video camera so you can videotape a plastic bag in a dust devil.



But mainly don't Frost-ing talk to anyone. Evar. Again.



Now go the Frost away.

Daggy 86,705 14
10/11/2004 06:48 PM

I'm going for a shower now.



When I get back, I expect SHP's first post in this thread will have a full pee tube.



Understand? Good.

Madgoat 801 10
10/11/2004 07:22 PM

Ummm... Have you tried acting like an adult. Y'know, be responsible, etc.?

Daggy 86,705 14
10/11/2004 07:27 PM

Ummm... Have you tried acting like an adult. Y'know, be responsible, etc.?





Dude! This is GAB!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/11/2004 07:29 PM

I thought people under eighteen weren't supposed to post on here?





Maybe that was my bad.

Madgoat 801 10
10/11/2004 07:30 PM

Ummm... Have you tried acting like an adult. Y'know, be responsible, etc.?





Dude! This is GAB!



Oops, you're right. Try Shakespeare-ing on their bed instead.

Daggy 86,705 14
10/11/2004 07:30 PM

I thought people that say 'my bad' weren't supposed to post here?







I'm right!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/11/2004 07:33 PM

other "rebellious" things.



=



Have sex with the neighbors poodle.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/11/2004 07:33 PM

Oh! I'm sorry! My bad!

Gabe the Merciless 9,232 13
10/11/2004 08:09 PM

Maybe they should treat you like an adult by forcing you to go out and work to fully support yourself.



Do you have any concept how much money it costs for food? Car insurance? Health insurance?



You mooch off your parents and all they expect you to do is go to school, take out the trash once in a while and not do anything really stupid.



OMG! Unless your parents are DEAD!



My bad.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/11/2004 08:11 PM

SHP is on a roll, today.



Whatchoo drinkin', anyway?

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/11/2004 08:14 PM

Before you can re-bell, first you must bell.



Run around the house going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.



They'll either think you're one swell feller, or they'll try to catch the trolley to work.

Gabe the Merciless 9,232 13
10/11/2004 08:17 PM

You know, ever since that Froster posted that link a couple of days ago, I've been running around the house singing, "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, BANANA PHONE!"





It scares the cat.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/11/2004 08:17 PM

You should where an anarchy shirt and color your hair funny colors that always seems to work for people.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
10/11/2004 08:20 PM

You know, ever since that Froster posted blah blah ring, BANANA PHONE!



Uh yeah. I've never done that before...

Gabe the Merciless 9,232 13
10/11/2004 08:25 PM

Die.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/11/2004 08:27 PM

Put their secret plans into the memory unit of a passing Astromech droid and hope that Obiwan gets it.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/11/2004 09:13 PM

I need some ideas on how to make my parents treat me like an adult. They dont understand that most people my age get drunk, have tattoos, ot do other "rebellious" things.



If you feel the need to drink, get tattoos, and do other rebellious stuff because you think everyone else is doing it, then you don't deserve to be treated as an adult.

Being an adult means making responsible decisions not based on what your peers are doing, but on what you feel is right. You aren't required to drink in high school or get a tattoo and if you think you won't fit in without doing those things, you still have a lot of growing up to do.

BobJohnson, Lurker Extraordinaire 178,045 22
10/12/2004 12:40 AM

Tips on Rebelling



Have George Washington on your side.

Llama's mostly llurking now 7,194 10
10/12/2004 12:43 AM

GAB is my gateway drug. On GAB, I can be someone my parents are ashamed of.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/12/2004 01:02 AM

I heard this great way to rebel from Trae



Why would you want to rebel from Trae? Don't you want to be her lap dog?

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/12/2004 01:04 AM

and don't forget to take out that pesky Death Star.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/12/2004 01:11 AM

Click this link to see "The Death Star."





Oh, yeah: <o>

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/12/2004 01:18 AM

Remind me again, was <o> safe or unsafe?

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/12/2004 01:23 AM

Yes.

Llama's mostly llurking now 7,194 10
10/12/2004 01:53 AM

<action>whistles while clearing her browser history</action> Totally safe.

Gabe the Merciless 9,232 13
10/12/2004 02:14 AM

If you could bullseye a womp rat back home I'm sure you could plow that.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/12/2004 02:17 AM

<action>Finally mustered up the courage to click the link</action>

Damn you.

millie 116,984 28
10/12/2004 02:28 AM

Don't feel bad, Mr. B. I can never pass up a link, and I always curse myself when Tubgirl pops up on my screen. Luckily, I'm not at work when I'm online.

millie 116,984 28
10/12/2004 02:29 AM

Or should I say, when Tubgirl poops up on my screen, because she is pooping up.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/12/2004 02:30 AM

I don't click links at work either. I can't, because I don't have a job!

*Breaks down in tears*

Calliope 927 10
10/12/2004 02:31 AM

Your parents must be Amish to not have ever done any of that Shakespeare when they were 15.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
10/12/2004 02:35 AM

Get a fake ID. Show it to them.

Fluro 14,139 11
10/12/2004 05:45 AM

Who actully thinks that?



If you act mature then they will treat you better. failing that, if you're really ready to be treated as an adult, then move out.

Fuzzy Chickens 286,480 61
10/12/2004 09:55 AM

You wanna be a rebel?



Then go against the flow. This will freak everyone out. DON'T get drunk. DON'T get a tatoo. OBEY your parents. DON'T Frost up your life before it gets started.



You will be a rebel. Life on the edge. A 1 percenter.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/12/2004 02:50 PM

Yes, you have a need to rebel.



Andy they have a need to do the parent stuff.



So, why do your needs trump theirs?

Answer: they don't.



To put it another way, act like you love your parents, because it's damn certain they'd die to save your miserable little life, and you owe them obedience at a bare minimum.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
10/12/2004 02:58 PM

David Moss

10/11/2004 5:41 pm [2CCiwasKiIHONyxPRrXbFg]



I heard this great way to rebel from Trae, on this very own comedy board.



It starts with "s" and ends with "uicide."



Fo' drizzle.





I'm going to go to my room now and stomp up and down like a 2 year old throwing a fit.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/12/2004 03:00 PM

Please take off all your clothes and open the blinds first.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
10/12/2004 03:04 PM

<action>opens the blinds</action>I was already naked.

brody 43,090 12
10/12/2004 03:13 PM

<action> stops carving anarchy signs into her arms long enought to post </action> I think you should do as Marilyn Manson commands and kill your parents. Ha that would be, like, so baaaad. And it would totally get them back for always being on your back and stuff.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/12/2004 03:45 PM

I like that t-shirt. See, if you start out trying to 'kill God', first you'll have to find God, and after that you'll realize Marilyn Manson is a talentless sociopath.

Gabe the Merciless 9,232 13
10/12/2004 03:55 PM

Your parents must be Amish to not have ever done any of that Shakespeare when they were 15.



What, lay in the bathtub and Shakespeare on themselves?

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/12/2004 06:49 PM

I have 7 kids and two grandkids, and I've still never gotten drunk. I've had half a bottle of wine level buzz, but never been hungover, never been blacked out, et cetera.



I think it goes without saying I have no tattoos, because you have to get blotto before the idea of ink embedded in your skin sounds like a good idea.