TheFoye 55,700 16
10/19/2004 02:25 PM

Every job I've ever had!

Bankey 70,843 10
10/19/2004 02:25 PM

myself or someone else?

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/19/2004 02:26 PM

Including that time I worked a Subway!

Harbhajan Singh 161,353 14
10/19/2004 02:26 PM

Only once, when I had that job as a professional masturbater.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/19/2004 02:27 PM

Foye, you ROCK!



I am so proud to sleep under the blanket of Freedom that you provide.

Harbhajan Singh 161,353 14
10/19/2004 02:30 PM

Foye's blanket of Freedom is warm, but I'm concerned about the numerous crusty stains.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/19/2004 02:31 PM

I now have a towel that I have named my spankerchief, I stand it up in the corner!

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/19/2004 02:37 PM

Personally, socks work the best.



Just insert, spank, spooge, pull off, VOILA!!!



No fuss, no muss.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/19/2004 02:39 PM

Ever got sock burn on your dick, NOT FUN!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/19/2004 02:41 PM

I have only apprenticebated at work.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/19/2004 02:47 PM

Do you really even need me to answer that question? I mean it's me..Oliver!

Declan McManus, irritated bear. 131,874 36
10/19/2004 02:52 PM

Alone, or with a partner?

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
10/19/2004 04:03 PM

<action> looks at watch





Oh Shakespeare, I'm late!! No wonder I'm so stressed out.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/19/2004 04:10 PM

Why do you think I wear skirts to work?

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/19/2004 04:11 PM

<action>remembers yet another reason why it's so damn good to work at home

Gabe the Magnificent 9,232 13
10/19/2004 05:16 PM

Ever jerked off in the car, while driving?

Declan McManus, irritated bear. 131,874 36
10/19/2004 05:18 PM

Yes.

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 05:21 PM

Ever jerked off in the car, while driving?



They make vibrators that plug into your car lighter. This is the best invention ever created. I've used it twice, driving home after a bad night of sex and finishing the job with my trusty friend.



Best.Invention.Ever.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/19/2004 05:22 PM

yet another reason I lurve you piXXie

Gabe the Magnificent 9,232 13
10/19/2004 05:23 PM

I used to occasionally drive from school in Rochester, NY to my home in WI. 17 hr car rides require some form of entertainment.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/19/2004 05:24 PM

Havent jerked off while driving, But when El Hefe got pierced, he chilled outside my jeans for the drive home. Get some air, yknow.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
10/19/2004 05:24 PM

A friend of mine is a cop in Toronto. He was telling me that they picked up this guy that had a vibrator attached to his bike seat and a hole in his pants.

Declan McManus, irritated bear. 131,874 36
10/19/2004 05:28 PM

----The only nooner joke I remember at the moment----



"Do you know the difference between lobster salad and a blow job?"





"No"







"Let's go to lunch now."

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/19/2004 05:34 PM

Ever jerked off in the car, while driving?









My warning to all:









Be careful how much fun you have while driving !

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 05:39 PM

How does everyone feel about road head?



I was once driving up to central california with my ex for a romantic weekend away, to celebrate our engagement. He's driving, I'm the passenger with a large mcdonald's coke mixed with Captain. As the trip wore on and I got drunker and drunker, I started to feel like I should start the weekend off right. So, I slowly took off my pants and underwear and started to give my boy a little show.



Once I could see that he was aroused, I leaned over and continue to pleasure myself while pleasuring him orally.



I've never seen him pull over so fast. Being trashy can be fun, kids!

Oktoberfest SHP 181,718 70
10/19/2004 05:39 PM

All the places I've masturbated:



Bedroom, living room, bathroom, dining room, car, work, friend's house, relative's house, pool, hot tub, ex-husband's place of employment, 4-wheeler, and on back of a moving horse.



Ok, that last one wasn't intentional, but damn did it feel good.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/19/2004 05:42 PM

Never did at a job, but did in college once. Also Frosted my ex at her job while she was working before.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/19/2004 05:43 PM

<action>'s zipper explodes...

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/19/2004 05:44 PM

Wait...that wasn't directed at HighSoci.....





























Or was it?

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/19/2004 06:07 PM

fag

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 06:26 PM

My husband and I own our business. We get nooners whenever we want them. And we go into work late. And we knock off early. Shakespeare, if we worked for someone else we'd get fired for having sex instead of working all the time. Yay!

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 06:29 PM

Frost, is everyone here married? Yall are dashing my fantasies. And I hate it!



<action> stomps off to pout.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/19/2004 06:30 PM

If it makes you feel better Pixxxie, I won't be after Dec. 21st.

Gabe the Malcontent 9,232 13
10/19/2004 06:33 PM

If they cloned you, and you had sex with your clone, is that gay or just masturbating?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/19/2004 06:35 PM

AHEM.



hey pixx, wanna take a trip to the store with me? no no no, I'll drive.

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 06:35 PM

HighSoci, it would make me feel much better if I knew your "business". Make with the pictures of Coleridgeage.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/19/2004 06:36 PM

Pixxxie,



Your Bo was smart for pulling over, I had a not so wonderful but indeed memorable experience with similar circumstances.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 06:54 PM

Pixxxie, please do not mistake "married" for "unavailable." Some people here have alternative arrangements and would be more than glad to sex you up at your earliest convenience.

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 06:58 PM

Chit, I don't think I've ever the word smart used in reference to my ex.



Sombrero, I would give you road head, living room head, park head, etc. I like to keep my men happy, plus the whole "painful jaw" thing keeps my vicodine prescription nice and full.

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 06:59 PM

Roofie, is your hubby hot? We could make him a VERY happily married man.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/19/2004 07:01 PM

You got a good dentist?

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 07:04 PM

I have a small mouth and full lips.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 07:06 PM

Pixxxie, don't you ever read your e-mail?

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/19/2004 07:12 PM

Ok, here is a pic of my coleridge, but only because it has been requested numerous times now.

The High Priestess of Peaches 58,875 29
10/19/2004 07:12 PM

Roofie, don't you ever get on YIM?

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 07:14 PM

Roofie,



I can't look at the pics at work, the page is blocked for some reason. But I'll check them out tonight when I get home. And as far as Janey's "present", I'll email her and see if she's really into accepting it and keep everyone who wants to help out posted via email so she's not embarrassed about her Daddy.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 07:14 PM

I'm YIMming, baby.

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 07:14 PM

Hint, hint...anyone interested in pitching in to get our beloved Jane a special present, email me and I'll give you the details.



Coleridge pictures are always rewarded a quicker response. Just an idea.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 07:16 PM

Pixxxie, keep me posted on the secret Janey corrupting. Also, I should have said that link wasn't work safe so WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE HOME.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 03:31 PM

Speaking of penis pics, does my penis have it's own website yet?

JackMihoff 364 8
10/20/2004 03:46 PM

Huh?..uh...what was the topic again? I just got done masturbating in the broom closet at work.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/20/2004 05:53 PM

Foye, not to my knowledge. So far I've been very impressed with all the Gabbers for only posting their own pictures or those that have been shared publicly by the author. So you're still safe as long as there is a shred of decency among those that have seen your peen.

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/20/2004 05:55 PM

Do you really even need me to answer that question? I mean it's me..Oliver!





Oh! Thats right, you have nothing to masturbate with...