Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/19/2004 10:59 PM

I am not named Angela

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 11:00 PM

I'm Amber...



Sounds like a stripper, I know. My parents apparently wanted a skank in the family. I'm so proud to have lived up to their expectations.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 11:01 PM

I am not named Angela



Whew. For a second I was worried.

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/19/2004 11:01 PM

at least you are good at something pixxxie...

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/19/2004 11:02 PM

Brian Hamilton, but most people call me Lord Bargool, master of the forest people.

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/19/2004 11:05 PM

The ladies call me, "Get the Frost away... I've got mace!"

AussieSarah 8,390 9
10/19/2004 11:05 PM

For those that can't read.........

I'm Fred

Engelbert Humphrey-dinck 51,764 12
10/19/2004 11:08 PM

Kurt Angle.



Here's a joke...



A 90 year old man and an 88 year old woman are undressing on their wedding night, and seeing each other naked for the first time. The woman says to the man "I should warn you that I have acute angina". And the old man replies "I certainly hope so 'cause you've got Frost-ing horrible tits."

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/19/2004 11:08 PM

No, my name is NotAngela, my sister is Angela and she is a roaring bitch. My parents were just praying for something different.



I too, delivered that.





Jeff is my name, and I'm not sure this has been done.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/19/2004 11:09 PM

Rob

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 11:09 PM

The ladies call me, "Get the Frost away... I've got mace!"



For some reason, this doesn't surprise me.

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/19/2004 11:13 PM

Ksdfjljzzzzfjsliwqopaljsdfqqqqsdfjsdox, President of Tralfamadore

teh porn producer 7,627 9
10/19/2004 11:21 PM

I'm Carlos.



Most people think I'm a Mexican immigrant. But I swear I'm legal. And not Mexican.

David Moss 4,125 10
10/19/2004 11:23 PM

Greistein Holstern Reinbach III

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/19/2004 11:30 PM

My name is Jennifer Denise, and I know Bob Johnson's real name.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
10/19/2004 11:33 PM

Until I was 8 I thought my name was "IF You Kids Dont Stop Fighting I Swear, I'm Going To Kick You Into Tomorrow"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/19/2004 11:35 PM

Mookie would love this thread. Who is our current resident creepy stalker?

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/19/2004 11:39 PM

My name is Christine. I have also been know by the name of The Great Queen Christine, Lil'Carrie, Teenie, and Lizzabeef. Don't ask about the last one.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/19/2004 11:43 PM

I'm up for a little stalking. I've actually got a short list going of people I plan to stalk.

Jeromium 3000 - Leader, Black Robot Ninja Platoon 12,005 12
10/19/2004 11:43 PM

YHWH

Jan's D-cups of Justice 10,022 10
10/19/2004 11:43 PM

My name is really Jan. I've been known to answer to Jannie, Janine, Janice, Jannifer, Jannith, Jen, and Jane, because apparently people don't believe that Jan is a real name.

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/19/2004 11:44 PM

my name is Alegna.....

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/19/2004 11:44 PM

Wait, what?

Llama's mostly llurking now 7,194 10
10/19/2004 11:54 PM

<action>does her good deed for the day with an easy set-up</action>My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. For some reason, people always shout whenever I go out. Dadadadadadada!



The normals also call me Rosa.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/19/2004 11:55 PM

Llama! Your name is my name too!

Captain Lila 78,550 13
10/19/2004 11:59 PM

Mine's pretty easy to figure out once you read my profile. But if you're too lazy -



I'm Shelby. Nice to meetcha.

Gabe 9,232 13
10/20/2004 12:04 AM

Take a Frost-ing guess.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/20/2004 12:07 AM

Gabe, you're name is Tyco?

Gabe 9,232 13
10/20/2004 12:15 AM

Gabe, you're(sic) name is Tyco?



Close. It's Elijah Kincaid Muhammed Ali Pedro Miagi-San IV.

Daggy 86,705 14
10/20/2004 12:21 AM

My name is Angela. You may call me Daggy.



When I was a lass and in school, we had to wear navy woollen stockings in the winter. I had the skinniest legs evar..... therefore my nickname was tarangela. (geddit? Tarantula? spider legs? No?)

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/20/2004 12:22 AM

Are you mocking me, Daggy?



I feel so lurved.

Daggy 86,705 14
10/20/2004 12:25 AM

Not at all my dear! My name really is Angela. I used to think it was the coolest name.





Used to.

Llama's mostly llurking now 7,194 10
10/20/2004 12:27 AM

By the way, I promise I'm still Chinese, despite my hispanic name. My theory is that my at-the-time-even-more-F.O.B.-than-they-are-now parents randomly selected a name without thinking that perhaps in the future I would have to deal with "So... you're Asian, right? Why is your name Rosa?"

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/20/2004 12:28 AM

I am Spartacus!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/20/2004 12:29 AM

I don't think I've ever met another Angela and there are 3 of us here? That might be the coolest thing ever.



And your "used to" comment doesn't phase me at all. I know you like me almost as much as I like you!

Daggy 86,705 14
10/20/2004 12:30 AM

Up until about 3 minutes ago I was the only Angela I knew. And I liked it that way.





I'm changing my name to Daphne.

Minced Lamb Fondue 33,017 9
10/20/2004 12:32 AM

Angelas are ruining GAB.

millie 116,984 28
10/20/2004 12:32 AM

My real name is Rebecca.

yorkydee 709 9
10/20/2004 12:35 AM

I swear my name is "Mom, I need more money."

barneysellen 0 8
10/20/2004 12:37 AM

humm how about woody poles?

Clover Heist 203,475 12
10/20/2004 12:39 AM

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/20/2004 12:40 AM

Spicey, you have to watch this.

Mofo Baggins: Oompa Loompa Poacher 10,950 10
10/20/2004 01:02 AM

My full name is Mofobius Eusebius Baggins III, Jr.



Yeah... My parents didn't want me to be Mofo IV, so the called me Mofo III, Jr.

Livewire 78,229 13
10/20/2004 01:38 AM

Travis.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/20/2004 01:40 AM

My real name is Chris Garrett.



What are the odds?!

NaClDave 3,588 9
10/20/2004 02:21 AM

When I was a lass and in school, we had to wear navy woollen stockings in the winter. I had the skinniest legs evar..... therefore my nickname was tarangela. (geddit? Tarantula? spider legs? No?)



Were they hairy too?

Daggy 86,705 14
10/20/2004 02:24 AM

Why?

Donna Kebab 66 8
10/20/2004 05:56 AM

Real name is Donna (wow!), but I answer to Kebab or Double D (Donna fae Dyce, honest!). According to my mother, I was named after the girl my dad was shafting when she was pregnant. He's still denying it.................

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/20/2004 06:00 AM

.......because that girl's name was Trixxie.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/20/2004 06:58 AM

Frogpop.....glad your is....because MINE isn't........





MMUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

McRib, saucing you up 13,155 9
10/20/2004 07:18 AM

My real name is Chad. Growing up, I never really liked it. I begged and pleaded with my parents to let me change it to something cool. You know, like Wilbur, Norman, Andy or Lester.



As always, they just pointed at me and laughed. Years later, I realized how well adding their blood brought out the taste of my wonderful barbecue sauce.

Rаt 2,085 9
10/20/2004 07:22 AM

You are being sarcastic right? Chad is a cool name.







I don't have a real name, my parents are very poor and couldn't afford a hospital birth, so no name was ever registered. The little kids who tease me call me "The Rat"

Trae Labia 156,785 17
10/20/2004 08:14 AM

<action> points to leg icon





Sharon.........Sharon Stone.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/20/2004 08:19 AM

Rat,



Did you have a brother named karl ?



He used to live out in the shed behind your folks house ?



Think he ended up goin to the nervous hospital when he done got older.

Robin 14,626 9
10/20/2004 09:02 AM

Robin Elvena.



It would have been Michiel(Michael) Aragorn had I been male.



my parents liked Tolkien, a lot.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
10/20/2004 09:36 AM

So did mine, hence my real name: Gollum Johnson.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 10:19 AM

My name is Luca.



I live on the second floor.

Chance 171,270 14
10/20/2004 10:24 AM

I live downstairs from you.



I think you've seen me before.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
10/20/2004 10:37 AM

Barbara Bush.

Peter Paker 125 8
10/20/2004 10:44 AM

My real name is Peter not spider Man I swear.

Peter Paker 125 8
10/20/2004 10:45 AM

I'm not Spider Man I swear.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/20/2004 10:46 AM

My name is Jim. But most people call me... Jim.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/20/2004 10:50 AM

Heywood Jablowme

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 10:56 AM

Do you think Peter Paker-aka NOT Spiderman, realizes he didn't spell his last name right?

Oktoberfest SHP 181,718 70
10/20/2004 11:00 AM

My real first name is Natalie. I answer to Natalie, Nicole, and Madeline, because those are the names that people assign to me when they can't quite remember.



My middle name is Eowyn. As in Eowyn. My parents were Tolkien fans, too.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
10/20/2004 11:07 AM

My name is actually Hollis but I go by Holli. I have never been anywhere where the mofo's didn't spell it wrong.

Daggy 86,705 14
10/20/2004 11:10 AM

We have a Melissa at work. I keep calling her Natalie.





She's changing her name to Natalie.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/20/2004 11:13 AM

"...I know Bob Johnson's real name."



It's "Robert" isn't it?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/20/2004 11:14 AM

Bob Johnson's real last name is Fischer.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/20/2004 11:16 AM

She's changing her name to Natalie.



I bet she's also up-ing her doseage because of you.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/20/2004 11:17 AM

Bob Johnson's real last name is Fischer



Are they searching for him?

turtle10 42,574 26
10/20/2004 11:19 AM

I get called Kevin a lot, but it isn't my name. Weird

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/20/2004 11:24 AM

The name's Matt, But you will refer to me as Mr Fister!

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 11:28 AM

Hi. My name's Jane. This is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl.

Clover Heist 203,475 12
10/20/2004 11:33 AM

His name is Robert Paulson.

Daggy 86,705 14
10/20/2004 11:34 AM

When I was English I used to work with a girl named Joy.





Ok, my name is Angela, she is Joy.



For FULLY TWO YEARS our boss called us Andrea and Joyce.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/20/2004 01:31 PM

My neighbor when I was a kid was Mr. Headman, and he was about 75 years old and would shuffle out in the front yard 2-3 times a day and always woud try to start conversations, but was way deaf. My old man's name is Dan, and he called him Jack, for 20 Frost-ing years at least. I used to know it was comming but couldn't help loosing it every time, laughing until tears came out. (No respect for my elders) for shame

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 01:50 PM

My name is Josh and I'm a {sob} Gabber!









A married one at that!

How could you not know I've metioned it a few times!

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 01:52 PM

It is a marraige of convenience if that makes you feel any better!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/20/2004 01:55 PM

My name is Josh and I'm a {sob} Gabber!



you're a son of a bitch?



Don't call your mom names that's not nice.

Peter Paker 125 8
10/20/2004 01:55 PM

Do you think Peter Paker-aka NOT Spiderman, realizes he didn't spell his last name right?



I just found out that TTJ spelled backwards spells raging bitch.

Trent Davis 50 8
10/20/2004 01:55 PM

My name is Steev. Yes Steev. S-T-E-E-V . But if I were a girl, my name would've been Elky. This is no joke.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/20/2004 01:56 PM

You mean it is real convient that the army sent you to the other end of the earth, or you two might not be married ?

Oktoberfest SHP 181,718 70
10/20/2004 01:59 PM

TTJ spelled backwards is JTT.



Now, if you put her on the turntable and turn her backwards, vodka pours forth from her breasts.

Peter Paker 125 8
10/20/2004 02:01 PM

TTJ spelled backwards is JTT.



Now, if you put her on the turntable and turn her backwards, vodka pours forth from her breasts.



I'd liked to see that.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 02:01 PM

Don't call your mom names that's not nice



You stupid Frost, my mom is a whore and a bitch!









If anyone knows who my daddy is please send me an email!

Chance 171,270 14
10/20/2004 02:01 PM

Peter- Do not talk about the raving bitch </action> TTJ like that! I will bite your nuts off!

JackMihoff 364 8
10/20/2004 02:01 PM

My name is Jeff but my wiener's name is Fatty McBlobbicus

Chance 171,270 14
10/20/2004 02:02 PM

Lovely! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/20/2004 02:03 PM

My name is Entigo Montoya. You killed me father. Prepare to die.





Marriage is never convenient.



My name is Veronica.



Don't call me Ronnie.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/20/2004 02:05 PM

Wcubed, it's spelled with a 'd'.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/20/2004 02:05 PM

Foye, I'm your daddy. Now say it.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 02:06 PM

My name is Jennifer Denise, and I know Bob Johnson's real name.



Peter, please, for the love of all that is holy and good, tell me that you are not the one who mahad me for that.



And you have no right to get pissy about your name. You come in saying "nope, I'm not Spiderman". Yet you spell Peter Parker wrong. It wasn't much of a joke to start with, and it lost what little comedic value it had when you showed yourself to be a complete Frost-ing moron.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/20/2004 02:07 PM

I knwe it wasn't spelled correctly, but I took a shot.



I suck at teh spelling. And typing.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 02:07 PM

It's convenient because as a single soldier I would not be able to have have the stuff that I do! Like a big screen tv and a thirty-five hundred dollar stereo system or a kitchen or my own bathroom!

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 02:09 PM

Foye, I'm your daddy!







Nope sorry Ollie doesn't work!

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/20/2004 02:10 PM

Nice one, Chancey.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/20/2004 02:11 PM

Holy Shakespeare!! Well, Thats what i get for working while Gabbing. Grossly overdue posts.

Harbhajan Singh 161,353 14
10/20/2004 02:13 PM

My name is Jonas.

Aimless 54,807 10
10/20/2004 02:14 PM

Real name: Melissa.



I am trying to decide whether or not to go back to the maiden name after the divorce or keep the married name just to piss off the ex. I so enjoy pissing off the ex, and I don't really like my maiden name.



The other cool thing about my married name is that there is another girl in my town with the EXACT same name. Even the middle.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 02:14 PM

You're carrying the wheel?

Thanks for all you've shown us.

This is how we feel.

JackMihoff 364 8
10/20/2004 02:15 PM

"Kneel before Zod!"

Harbhajan Singh 161,353 14
10/20/2004 02:17 PM

Actually, my real name is Dinesh.

Peter Paker 125 8
10/20/2004 02:19 PM

My name is Jennifer Denise, and I know Bob Johnson's real name.



Peter, please, for the love of all that is holy and good, tell me that you are not the one who mahad me for that.



And you have no right to get pissy about your name. You come in saying "nope, I'm not Spiderman". Yet you spell Peter Parker wrong. It wasn't much of a joke to start with, and it lost what little comedic value it had when you showed yourself to be a complete Frost-ing moron.



Hello raging bitch I'm sorry if I spelled my own name wrong. I wasn't trying to be funny you stupid Carroll having a nice day.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 02:20 PM

My last name is really Foye, but everyone calls me TheFoye!

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 02:22 PM

There was a very important town in WWII that was named Foye!

Teh Lolrus 197 8
10/20/2004 02:25 PM

My name is Sam, and i'm actually an Uncle.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/20/2004 02:28 PM

Aimless, go back to your maiden name. Not only will it help you rid yourself of the filth that is your ex husband, but it will allow the creepy guys from high school to find you on Google while they're doing their daily internet stalking.



Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go send Jennifer Garrett an email to ask her why she hasn't responded to the last 698 emails I sent her.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 03:01 PM

Peter, you're right. You can spell your name any way you want. You can get mad if I mock the way you spell it.



But you are not allowed to maha me for posting Weezer lyrics! That's just some childish Shakespeare right there. Mahas are meant to be used on the post that you find so unfunny that you feel it is an offense to the thread. They are not there so you can find all the posts that somebody made and maha them.



Peter, I can tell you're going to last a long time here on GAB.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/20/2004 03:05 PM

People that actually get offended about things said on GAB are ruining GAB.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/20/2004 03:06 PM

Yeah, that's my real name. I had hippie parents.

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/20/2004 03:06 PM

Bob Johnson's real last name is Fischer



Are they searching for him?



I love it! Clickies for you!!!

Peter Parker 125 8
10/20/2004 03:06 PM

Peter, you're right. You can spell your name any way you want. You can get mad if I mock the way you spell it.



But you are not allowed to maha me for posting Weezer lyrics! That's just some childish Shakespeare right there. Mahas are meant to be used on the post that you find so unfunny that you feel it is an offense to the thread. They are not there so you can find all the posts that somebody made and maha them.



Peter, I can tell you're going to last a long time here on GAB.



Ok first off I didn't maha your Frost-ing post about Weezer. Other people can Maha you for being a Frost-ing Bitch.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/20/2004 03:10 PM

No Peter, Janes schtick inst being the bitch, thats Lila.



Now pay attention

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 03:28 PM

Peter, I'm calling you a liar. You got pissy because I said something about your name. And then I get mahas in this thread. And, at the exact same time I get those mahas, the mahas given count in your profile goes up.

Minced Lamb Fondue 33,017 9
10/20/2004 03:32 PM

Ended in tears!

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 03:33 PM

Also, this post-Do you think Peter Paker-aka NOT Spiderman, realizes he didn't spell his last name right?-is the one that made you so mad in the first place.



I look at that post, and it still doesn't seem all that bitchy to me. I was pointing something out. If I wanted to be bitchy, I would have made a comment along the lines of



"Look at the n00b. Not enough brains cells in his head to come up with a character or name on his own. He uses a name that somebody else made up, and he still can't manage to Frost-ing spell it the right way. This is just another example of why it's never a good idea to have a child with you sister."



But I didn't. I made a comment that was not too mean. I'm guessing you got so pissy because you realized that you were an idiot and resented having it pointed out by someone.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/20/2004 03:35 PM

dun DUN DUN

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 03:36 PM

Also, if you thought I was such a bitch and that you had the right to spell your name any way you wanted, you wouldn't have corrected the spelling of your name. Every time you see your profile and see the corrected spelling of your name there, Peter Parker, remember me, and remember that I was right.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/20/2004 03:37 PM

Jane........will you marry me?



c'mon..do it....do it for Me.....



the whole "Starts with S" thing...





PLEEEEEZEEE?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/20/2004 03:39 PM

EAT THAT, BITCH!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/20/2004 03:40 PM

"Real Names"



I got a real name for ya Peter...

How about DUMBASS! MUA HA HA HA HA!



*expects he will get one Maha

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 03:41 PM

PETER GOT SERVED!!!!1111

Minced Lamb Fondue 33,017 9
10/20/2004 03:44 PM

User Stats for Peter Parker:



Has Received 0 "funny" clicks

Has Received 2 "bored" clicks

Has Given 0 "funny" clicks

Has Given 35 "bored" clicks



Funniest Posts: Has not really said anything funny.



He seems to be quite the expert on what isn't funny. It usually comes from first hand experience.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
10/20/2004 03:45 PM

Just for you, Chris.



Peter, this is your first day. You made a mistake when you called attention to yourself like this. And you decided to attack someone who has managed to lose the title n00b.



As far as I can see, there's only one way you can make this up. All is not lost. There is a sure fire way to ensure that you will be accepted here. You may even be worshiped, your name passed on generation after generation. And you can reach that with one simple step.



I'm sure that you, being such a bright boy, can figure out what it is. So I won't tell. But I am not completely without heart. I'll give you a couple hints, to point you in the right direction. It starts with "S" and ends with "uicide".

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/20/2004 03:45 PM

The new and improved Spider Man comes with a Maha launcher out of his ass!



Kid don't go down that road trust me.



With great power comes great responsability </of raving bull-Shakespeare.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/20/2004 03:47 PM

As far as I can see, there's only one way you can make this up. All is not lost. There is a sure fire way to ensure that you will be accepted here.



YA CHANGE YOUR NAME AND GET A NEW PROFILE!!!!



BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

(sorry about the all-caps thing it just kinda happend.)

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/20/2004 03:49 PM

<action>SWOONS</action>



God, I love you.

Frost that lurve Shakespeare.

Chris Garrett (Craven Justalittlehead) 86,932 12
10/20/2004 03:50 PM

Dread......you're doing VERY VERY well today...



Don't Frost it up.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/20/2004 03:54 PM

DP, You are still an idiot.



You coul have very well taken the same amount of time to NOT type what was in brackets, and just retype everything else. But in that case one could say you shouldnt even post at all.

Either way,

You.

Are.

A.

Tool.



You may now place my nutz on your chin.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 03:58 PM

So that's what chinnuts are!

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/20/2004 03:58 PM

Sombrero,



You make me moist.



Thank you.



~piXXXie~

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/20/2004 03:58 PM

I am sorry.

I didn't mean to offend you with my CaPitoLIzatTIONs Sombrero.



I will go now.



(P.S. Gab is very juicey today.)

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 04:01 PM

piXXXie



You make me hard!



TheFoye

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
10/20/2004 04:18 PM

Foye,



You make me want to go kill brown people.



Thanks,



HH

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/20/2004 04:24 PM

HH,



My work here is done!



TheFoye

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
10/20/2004 04:27 PM

Peter puffer fudge Paker makes me realize there needs to be more chlorine in the gene pool. Nice goin', Froststick. You've managed to make the GAB Shakespeare-list in less than 6 hours. That's real Frostin' brilliant. Assclown.



And my real name is Devlin Cassidy.

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/20/2004 05:51 PM

You may now place my nutz on your chin.



You would have to have nuts first!





I know Iknow, mahas for me...

Jan's D-cups of Justice 10,022 10
10/20/2004 06:52 PM

Wcubed, it's spelled with a 'd'.





You're both wrong.



</overwhelming need to correct people on things that don't matter in the least>

csme 15,189 12
10/20/2004 11:29 PM

My name is...





Puddintane

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/20/2004 11:47 PM

Csme, where the hell have you been? We've needed you for funny and for orgies.

piXXXie 5,871 11
10/20/2004 11:49 PM

Roofie's right! Where in the holy hell did you go? And who said you could leave us for so long?

The Lorax 203,475 12
10/20/2004 11:49 PM

I thought I smelled something cooking.....



Or something that should be....



looks straight at csme

The Lorax 203,475 12
10/20/2004 11:50 PM

Get it? It's a jewish joke!

Mr. Was 30,762 12
10/21/2004 12:02 AM

I wish my name was Batman.

csme 15,189 12
10/21/2004 10:29 AM

Ollie,

Any joke you have to explain is not funny. You have done much better than that. I give you a D-.



Hey girls (and guys)! I need some dirty pix to pick me up. I need peeners and peenerettes to look at!

Peter Parker 125 8
10/21/2004 11:30 AM

Just for you, Chris.



Peter, this is your first day. You made a mistake when you called attention to yourself like this. And you decided to attack someone who has managed to lose the title n00b.



As far as I can see, there's only one way you can make this up. All is not lost. There is a sure fire way to ensure that you will be accepted here. You may even be worshiped, your name passed on generation after generation. And you can reach that with one simple step.



I'm sure that you, being such a bright boy, can figure out what it is. So I won't tell. But I am not completely without heart. I'll give you a couple hints, to point you in the right direction. It starts with "S" and ends with "uicide".



Jane I have something wonderful you could do for me. Hint it starts with "K" ends with "ill yourserlfs" because, I don't want to go to jail for killing a dumb twat such as your self. Have a Nice day

Chance 171,270 14
10/21/2004 11:44 AM

yourserlfs

Oh my, that sounds educated! Now I will forever imagine you as a toothless hillbilly married to your sister and fondling your children/neices and nephews. You sir are an idiot! You have no clue what you are talking about.

Youre talking to my girl all wrong, do it again and I will hit you in the face with a soldering iron!

turtle10 42,574 26
10/21/2004 11:47 AM

but, did you notice he done gone corrected his name?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/21/2004 11:55 AM

Jan,



Thank you kindly for doing the research that my computer is too slow to do.



I owe you one. Clickies have been given.



Wx3

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/21/2004 11:57 AM

csme, what is your name?

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
10/21/2004 01:10 PM

Wcubed, it's spelled with a 'd'.





You're both wrong.



I thought we established that spelling corrections from Priestess should be taken with a grain of salt.



Or not taken at all.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 01:20 PM

I can sepll if I sound out the words!

csme 15,189 12
10/21/2004 02:05 PM

csme, what is your name?





Puddintane.







Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. (or if this was Peter Paker responding..."Aks me agin...")

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/21/2004 02:07 PM

Poor poor Peter...

He shall never live down the shame of being "special"

csme 15,189 12
10/21/2004 02:09 PM

"special"





You spelled Frost tard wrong.

Porn Addict 3000 1,109 8
10/21/2004 02:13 PM

oops, sorry about that...

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
10/21/2004 02:52 PM

My real name's Meghan but I'm often referred to as "Pistol" and occasionally as "The Dark Prince", "Satan", or "Ruler of Hell".

Sucky McPoor 136 8
10/21/2004 03:07 PM

I think Peter Parker needs a mushroom stamp. Someone please give him one.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 04:04 PM

Ya'll should see Pistol's leathery black wings of death. Tey are impressive outlined against a moonlit sky when she's picking up small children and dropping them from 1,000 feet. Real- 'end of times is near' effect. Scared the be-jeebus out of the hobo once.

Munkus 2,801 10
10/21/2004 04:11 PM

I am Iron Man.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 04:20 PM

Are you alive or dead?

Nick Danger 123 8
10/21/2004 05:02 PM

Nick. Nick Rich.



Thats right. Not only do I have two first names, but with just a couple of cunningly replaced letters, my name becomes Dick Bich.



Needless to say, I hate my parents.

gary the noob 59 8
10/21/2004 06:31 PM

Youre talking to my girl all wrong, do it again and I will hit you in the face with a soldering iron!



Nice try Frosttard it's I'll you're talking to my girl all wrong, do it again I'll stab you in the face soldering iron. Just thought you might want to know.

TableTopJane6783 173,958 15
10/21/2004 06:35 PM

Gary, I just wanted to let you know something. I know you just got a maha, and I don't want you to blame Chance for it. It was me.

ButtercupBZ 24 10
10/21/2004 08:40 PM

call me Ishmale

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/21/2004 09:36 PM

Okay, who got pissed off that my name is Angela? It's the only reason I can think of for why I got 15 mahas since yesterday.



I CAN'T CHANGE MY NAME NOW! It's too late I tell you!

TableTopJane6783 173,958 15
10/21/2004 09:39 PM

It's okay, Roofie. Somebody here is in desperate need of a life saving operation. It seems they have a stick up their ass that is slowly draining away their sense of humor.

TableTopJane6783 173,958 15
10/21/2004 09:41 PM

What the Frost? The same asshat has given me 10 in the past few minutes.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/21/2004 09:42 PM

Even though you have a very bad name for me at this time Roofie, I will assure you that it wasn't me.

millie 116,984 28
10/21/2004 09:42 PM

That may be me, but I don't give mahas.



At least not knowingly. If a maha was given by me, it may be that I accidently hit the "sad" face instead of the "happy" face.



I don't hate the name Angela. It's pretty.

millie 116,984 28
10/21/2004 09:43 PM

What I meant was, I may have a stick up my ass today which is draining my sense of humor.



I need to go check. Be back later.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
10/21/2004 09:44 PM

My name's Roman. And no, I'm not Italian.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/21/2004 09:46 PM

Maybe someone's jealous of my crush on you, TTJ, and they're mad at both of us. Well I won't be bullied! Do you hear me anonymous person? I won't be bullied!









I'm kind of scared now.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/21/2004 09:46 PM

I am Sancho. You're not Sancho, Scott Baio is not Sancho.. I am Sancho.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 09:48 PM

RR, TTJ. I have a soulution. The message here is : Be more slutty. Then the clickies will roll in.

TableTopJane6783 173,958 15
10/21/2004 09:51 PM

If being slutty brings in clickies, then you would never have any, VIRGIN!

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/21/2004 09:53 PM

HP you are a virgin? Perhaps you should come to Longview. I could help you out with that little problem if you want.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 09:53 PM

SO! I have other qualities that people can like me for! Like... I'm smrt, and fuunie and and I have nice hair.

millie 116,984 28
10/21/2004 09:55 PM

HP, your virginity is a precious gift that you should save for the right...oh Frost it.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 09:55 PM

HS, where have you been? I am with the Monkey.

TableTopJane6783 173,958 15
10/21/2004 09:55 PM

And tits, HP. Don't forget those lovely tits.

millie 116,984 28
10/21/2004 09:57 PM

Jesus is hot!

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 09:58 PM

My boobies are pretty. *Squeeze*

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/21/2004 09:58 PM

I had someone tied up was a little tied up for a while.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 09:59 PM

Millie, your Jesus looks like he waShakespeare with the ugly truck.

millie 116,984 28
10/21/2004 09:59 PM

I posted about Jesus on the wrong thread. But that doesn't make him less hot.

millie 116,984 28
10/21/2004 10:00 PM

True, he's kind of ugly, but he's also kind of hot.



The two are not mutually exclusive.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/21/2004 10:01 PM

Yes. Yes it does.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/21/2004 10:02 PM

HP, being slutty is not enough for clickies. If so I'd be second only to Trae. (Don't kill me Trae.) And if it went by pictures available even Trae couldn't beat me.

Johnny Reb 98 8
10/21/2004 10:07 PM

Well, since I am new, I guess a little honesty here won't hurt. (When I think about that sentence, to me, it seems funny. I laugh at most anything, so what does it all mean?)



Gabriel



I've been called a lot of names though. I guess most of us have...

Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/22/2004 10:49 AM

HP you are a virgin? Perhaps you should come to Longview. I could help you out with that little problem if you want.



I go to Longview.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/23/2004 11:24 AM

My real name is Bill Brasky.

brody 43,090 12
10/23/2004 12:30 PM

Hannah.



The only thing remotely interesting about my name is that its a palindrome.



*pause for dramatic effect*



Dun Dun DUUUN

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/23/2004 12:45 PM

Mohondas. But you can call me Mohatma.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/23/2004 01:39 PM

Bond.



Canada Savings Bond.



I'll have a vodka maple-tini, shaken, not stirred.

The High Priestess of the Yellow Paper 58,875 29
10/23/2004 01:44 PM

Lier.

Minced Lamb Fondue 33,017 9
07/23/2006 11:59 AM

Remember my name for when I become famous.