My foot is against me!
A comedy conversation
by TheFoye  55,700  16
10/24/2004 10:34 AM 302 views
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Yes you heard right. My foot is trying to ruin my life!
Every time I masturbate I get interupted by a cramp in my foot! This leads to blue balls, which leads to me being an Emerson for the rest of the day! People ask me what's wrong, I tell them I got a cramp in my foot that morning!
I am declaring war against my foot!
Everytime a rocket or motar is coming our way I'm going to try and throw my foot in it's path! That'll show it who's boss!
Anybody else have problems that prevent them from masturbating properly? Other then tubgirl.
Don't tell my foot, he doesn't know of my plans yet!
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Funny
4 votes
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Jane do this, Jane do that. Jane, don't do that. 173,958  15
10/24/2004 10:45 AM
Oh, Shakespeare! You probably are wondering what those problems are!
They involve lack of proper pictures of my beloved dorky people in the world and the proper amount of personal time I get.
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Chuckleworthy
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Patrick (tricky?) 752 9
10/24/2004 10:46 AM
Maybe your foot just wants some attention too...
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Chuckleworthy
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 10:50 AM
They involve lack of proper pictures of my beloved dorky people
Jeez, I sent you my picture!
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 10:53 AM
It's so hard to tame the snake when you're hopping around the room, trying to get the cramp out of your foot!
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Side-splitting
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NavyBoy 19,912 12
10/24/2004 11:13 AM
Every time I masturbate I get interupted by a cramp in my foot!
You're supposed to use your hand, genius!
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Hilarious
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Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/24/2004 11:15 AM
You need potassium.
Try swallowing your splooge.
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Hilarious
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 11:18 AM
You're supposed to use your hand, genius!
How do I turn the pages then?
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 11:30 AM
So hard to get clickies on a weekend!
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Trae Labia 156,785 17
10/24/2004 11:43 AM
I don't have any problems really so I don't know how you feel. Maybe you should skip one of those V8s for dinner and eat a banana instead (for the potassium).
Play with it before you eat it, perhaps that will help out some.
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 11:45 AM
Potassium will really help?
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 11:47 AM
So the potassium will help with cramps or busting a nut quicker?
please excuse my ignorance in this matter
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Chuckleworthy
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Trae Labia 156,785 17
10/24/2004 12:27 PM
It will help with the cramps.
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Hilarious
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The Lorax 203,475 12
10/24/2004 12:31 PM
Find a shorter camel. That way you won't have to be standing on your tippy toes.
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Hilarious
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 01:44 PM
Find a shorter camel. That way you won't have to be standing on your tippy toes.
The shorter camels can't handle my gigantic penis!
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Side-splitting
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Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/24/2004 03:00 PM
Use the camel spiders. They give great head.
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Hilarious
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Harbhajan Singh 161,353 14
10/24/2004 03:01 PM
The game is afoot.
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Chuckleworthy
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 03:04 PM
Use the camel spiders. They give great head
When I'm done I would like to leave with my penis intact!
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Hilarious
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 03:18 PM
Foye! I think I speak for all the woman of GAB, we all want you to leave with your penis intact.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 03:22 PM
WWW, If I call you, will you hum in the phone while I hold it against my penis!
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Hilarious
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 03:53 PM
ABSOLUTELY
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 03:55 PM
I want you though, I did a stint as a phone sex operator before.
I wouldn't charge you though, Foye!
The phone bill will cost enough, I'm sure.
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 03:56 PM
Shh, keep it down that braden kid might hear!
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 03:57 PM
want you though, I did a stint as a phone sex operator before.
I wouldn't charge you though, Foye!
The phone bill will cost enough, I'm sure.
Free long distance! Send me an email!
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 04:09 PM
Um....Freudian slip? That was supposed to say I warn uou though.
God help me.
Someone take this wine away from me!
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 04:11 PM
So does this mean I'm not getting an email with your phone number?
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Hilarious
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 04:14 PM
you'll have to check your e-mail to find out I would imagine
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/24/2004 04:19 PM
Check your own!
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Side-splitting
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Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
10/24/2004 05:21 PM
Lonely soldier gets laid. It's a Capra-esque moment.
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 05:29 PM
umm.......I have seen his penis. It is big. it is not long enough to reach Pennsylvania from Iraq.
Sorry Foye!
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