Cat Off
A comedy conversation
by Polo Chukker  4,634  11
10/24/2004 05:42 PM 406 views
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Side-splitting
15 votes
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Side-splitting
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Daggy 86,705  14
10/24/2004 06:30 PM
Mine can find out what's wrong with your TV and have it fixed in a jiffy!
I will take some pictures this afternoon when I get home from work.
er, in 8 hours.
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Side-splitting
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/24/2004 06:38 PM
My cat prefers HoB
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Lambchiladas 33,017 9
10/24/2004 07:06 PM
Choosy cats choose GAB.
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Side-splitting
8 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
10/24/2004 07:25 PM
My cat does a spot-on imitation of Paul Giamatti.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
10/24/2004 07:28 PM
I don't have a cat, but if I did, I'd name it JackandJill.
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
10/24/2004 08:55 PM
I'm sorry if I'm wrong Dogs, but is that really a cat?
I've drunk too much tonight perhaps I'm just blind.
Argghhhhhhhh, I'm never going to bed with my electrician again.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Polo Chukker 4,634 11
10/24/2004 09:14 PM
That's a dog, Dogs.
You are hearby eliminated from this competition that you were never included in to begin with.
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Funny
2 votes
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Daggy 86,705 14
10/25/2004 02:50 AM
Reason #1 why Tilly is cuter than Nemo.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Daggy 86,705 14
10/25/2004 05:35 AM
GAY!
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Patrick's here 752 9
10/25/2004 05:38 AM
Hah, the black one is a female and the tabby one is male.
So not as gay as some would like.
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Side-splitting
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Daggy 86,705 14
10/25/2004 05:41 AM
STRAIGHT!
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Neep, Janey's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/25/2004 06:44 AM
They might be straight, but these two aren't. They are also brothers, and father and son. But then, when has incest been a crime in my family?
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Side-splitting
7 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
10/25/2004 06:55 AM
Patrick, your male cat is tiger-striped, not tabby.
I like Neep's cat best, though. He does tricks.
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Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/25/2004 07:48 AM
My cats pretend they hate each other, but when nobody's looking....
THEY SNUGGLE!!
And then they pretend it never happened.
To be honest it looks more like the one on the left is trying to bite out on the other's skull.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Neep, Janey's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/25/2004 07:59 AM
Whistler, I just snorted juice. Come to New Zealand and take me.
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brody 43,090 12
10/25/2004 08:06 AM
Wheres Chi Chi for this one?
His cats are gay.
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0 votes
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JackMihoff 364 8
10/25/2004 10:34 AM
My cat's breath smells like catfood.
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newwave 45,912 10
10/25/2004 10:47 AM
My cat's butt smells like recycled catfood.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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TheFoye 55,700 16
10/25/2004 10:49 AM
My penis is cuter then your cat!
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JackMihoff 364 8
10/25/2004 11:03 AM
My cat's butt smells like recycled catfood
Why are you smelling your cat's ass?
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Lambchiladas 33,017 9
10/25/2004 11:14 AM
<action>sings</action> Cat Off
*clap clap*
Cat On
*clap clap*
Cat On, Cat Off...
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0 votes
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Free Tibetian Chickens! 286,480 61
10/25/2004 12:15 PM
Mailman, that is SO COOL.
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Free Tibetian Chickens! 286,480 61
10/25/2004 12:16 PM
I am so going to get some black spray hair dye to do a reverse skeletin on my white dog.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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dinesh 24,862 16
10/25/2004 02:53 PM
chix, the free cat pic is hilarious, but not when you post it 8 times a week.
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Gabe 9,232 13
10/25/2004 03:40 PM
Cats off. Cats up?
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Funny
3 votes
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Polo Chukker protesting Christmas names 4,634 11
12/17/2004 06:02 AM
My Cat likes to climb on top of the fridge.
This is where I found him this evening.
Has yours died yet, Daggy?
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Funny
1 votes
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'Tis the season to be Daggy 86,705 14
12/17/2004 06:37 AM
My cat likes sniffing armpits and chasing her tail. Also, she has recently displayed a fondness for shredding toilet paper.
Oh, and she can apply after-sun care as needed.
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Funny
1 votes
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'Tis the season to be Daggy 86,705 14
12/17/2004 06:38 AM
Your cat looks like a Turkish Van.
Yes, a vehicle of some sort!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Frogpop Nipping at your Nose 173,153 25
12/17/2004 06:46 AM
The Turkish sort, in fact.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
12/17/2004 07:44 AM
My cat does a spot on impression of Ray Charles.
That's right, just lies there in the ground, slowly being eaten by magggots.
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