No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/25/2004 10:58 AM

Your teacher's lazy what?

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/25/2004 11:02 AM

Here's a fun fact: The movie "Young Sherlock Holmes" kind of blew.



Now change your name before you curse Tarantino and all copies of "Resevoir Dogs" worldwide spontaneously simultaneously combust.

McRib, saucing you up 13,155 9
10/25/2004 11:03 AM

Soooooooo...............good taxpayers dollars are being wasted so kids can research and report on fictional characters. Public schools become more lame every day.

Craven Justalittlehead (cg) 86,932 12
10/25/2004 11:05 AM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay

down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and

tell me what you see".



Watson said "I see millions and millions of stars".



Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"



Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of

galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it

tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day

tomorrow. What does it tell you?"



Holmes: "That somebody stole our tent!!"

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
10/25/2004 11:05 AM

Well puggy, I certainly hope that won't happen. Just bought my copy yesterday. And saucy ribs (or whatever your name is), you have no idea how crap my school is, and I live in the rich suburban area.

newwave 45,912 10
10/25/2004 11:06 AM

So you're in grade 7, but since you clicked the "I'm over 18" thing upon signing up, either (1) you lied, (2) you've been held back at least six years, or (3) you're Billy Madison.

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/25/2004 11:07 AM

QUIT LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!

Mr. Was 30,762 12
10/25/2004 11:08 AM

(4) You're a stupid Frost-ing n00b.

JackMihoff 364 8
10/25/2004 11:09 AM

Sherlock Holmes was actually the great great great grandfather of porn legend John Holmes and he used to say "Elementary my dear Watson" because his flipstick was the size of an elementary school bus......I'm talking about his manhood....his jimmajamma....his slubadub!

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
10/25/2004 11:09 AM

Thank you Chris. "The famous joke about Sherlock Holmes, Watson and the stolen tent was based on an actual occurance!"

Craven Justalittlehead (cg) 86,932 12
10/25/2004 11:10 AM

Another time, Sherlock Holmes asked Watson to clean up after his mongrel. It seems that Watson's Blue-tick hound kept making messes in the garden, and Holmes kept pestering Watson to clean up after his dog.



One day, in a huff, Watson went out to the garden with a Best Buy bag, and proceeded to pick up all the mess in the garden area. When he was finished, he went into the library, where Holmes was enjoying his afternoon pipe, and asked him to accompany him to the back garden. He swept his hand across the garden and said, "Holmes, what DON'T you see?"



Holmes guessed, "I don't see the afternoon sun, setting on the daffodils?"



Watson screamed, "NO! NO Shakespeare, SHERLOCK!"



And the phrase lives to this day.

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
10/25/2004 11:16 AM

Stupid napkin. I've been here more than twice as long as you.

YOURHEADASPLODE! 112 8
10/25/2004 11:19 AM

Stupid napkin. I've been here more than twice as long as you.



Oh, the gloves are off now!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Craven Justalittlehead (cg) 86,932 12
10/25/2004 11:22 AM

Hey! Click that damn story, I just made it up in less than 5 minutes, bitches.

McRib, saucing you up 13,155 9
10/25/2004 11:25 AM

I clicked it, Chris. But I think there should have been more bikini-clad women invloved.

The Lorax 203,475 12
10/25/2004 11:28 AM

Stupid napkin. I've been here more than twice as long as you.



So what? That means you have been lying about your age longer. That's all. Go lick some windows you filthy mouth breather.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/25/2004 11:34 AM

Mr Orange says:



it's hard to sit up and walk in a straight line.



Yeah! No Frost-ing kidding.



Fun Facts about Sherlock Holmes:



* stays crunchy even in milk

* was voted most likely to grow up to be a pretentious twat who never gets laid

* is the capital of Paraguay

* weighed 812lb at birth

* eats the ovaries of dead swans

* sired a secret lovechild with Jane Austen

* scored a top 10 hit with his '80s electropop band 'Living In A Box'

* couldn't read or write until the age of 32

* has been found lingering in internet teen chatrooms under the moniker 'LovePipe69'

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
10/25/2004 11:38 AM

You know, I might actually use that first one.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
10/25/2004 11:40 AM

Enjoy military school!

Declan McManus, American Platypus 131,874 36
10/25/2004 01:38 PM

Watson was Holmes's bitch.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/25/2004 01:42 PM

Gangs in L.A. worship Holmes so much, they have integrated his name in to their gangsta speak!





























You know what I'm sayin' Holmes!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
10/25/2004 01:53 PM

Sherlock Holmes was a heroin addict and suffered bouts of depression.





He would have made a fine GABber.

Teh Lolrus 197 8
10/25/2004 01:54 PM

In the speckled band, Sherlock saved a young woman's life



...Oh right, comedy site, sorry.

TheFoye 55,700 16
10/25/2004 02:05 PM

Sher lock is now one of the best selling security locks in the world!

csme 15,189 12
10/25/2004 03:55 PM

'scuse me...where is the fun part?



God damned 7th grader...

Mr. Was 30,762 12
10/25/2004 11:48 PM

Here I am! Hello. Anyone under the age of 18 is a n00b. Well, my work here is done mother-Froster.



P.S. "I <3 Huckabees" sucked ass.

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
10/26/2004 12:32 AM

NO Shakespeare SHERLOCK!



KEEP DIGGING WATSON!

Humphrey B Bogart 51,764 12
10/26/2004 01:34 AM

Silly, nave 7th grader. Everyone knows Sherlock Holmes wasn't real. See. It was all a cunning ruse.

Llama- packing on the holiday llbs 7,194 10
11/01/2004 05:06 PM

If you read the unabridged version, you would know how the duo wound down after a hard day of mystery solving.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/01/2004 05:11 PM

What part of Watson was Holmes's bitch don't you Frost-ing understand?

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/01/2004 05:33 PM

NoKey



Does it bother you at all that you got a ton of clickies for pedantically correcting punctuation that was actually already correct?



The correct contraction of "teacher is" is "teacher's", precisely as he used it.



If he were referring to something possessed by his teacher, as you are implying, it would be "My teachers' lazy eye", with the apostrophe after "teacher". However, he wasn't.



If you people are going to be grammar Nazis, at least try to GET IT RIGHT!



In short, fags.

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
11/01/2004 06:16 PM

Would you beleive I forgot what grade I was in? Just to clarify, it's actually grade 8. Huge difference, I know.

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
11/01/2004 06:18 PM

Thankyou, Demo. I knew I was right, just wasn't sure how.

Sliced Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/01/2004 06:24 PM

Unfortunately, you're still stupid, since you spelled "believe" wrong and forgot that "thank you" is, in fact, two words.

Mr. Orange (FN) 1,412 10
11/01/2004 06:32 PM

Dude, you're ruining my buzz. My VICTORY OVER NKB buzz.

TheGodlyOne 5 6
10/03/2006 09:51 PM

Dude, you're ruining my buzz. My VICTORY OVER NKB buzz.



great, now sventh, oh sorry, eighth graders are doing ,



Oh and they actually killed off sherlock holmes in one of the books, he went over a waterfall(think it was niagara), but people bitched and he had to make a way for him to miracualously be revived cause he was getting threats...just found that interesting

TheGodlyOne 5 6
10/03/2006 09:53 PM

gah! it wont lemme right weed!

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/03/2006 10:25 PM

Wow. You know, I often wonder how newbs choose the random, Shakespearety threads that they're going to bump.

Millie 116,984 28
10/03/2006 10:32 PM

I was also wonder why the Frost someone would bump this Shakespearety thread.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/04/2006 12:11 AM

(think it was niagara)



Think it wasn't.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/04/2006 12:28 AM

Y'know, I was actually thinking of posting that Holmes kept his pipe tobacco in one of his house slippers, but then I read the time stamps and realized that this whole Frost-ing thread was a waste. The thread title had potential, until the first post was made. It all went dowhill from there.



To the no0b who bumped this crap: Thanks for nothing, Emerson.

Wonder Trixxie 65,021 15
10/04/2006 12:39 PM

This one time Sherlock Holmes was Frost-ing a 15 year old homeless Puerto Rican boy in the ass and Dr. Moriarty burst in and says "Ah Ha, I have you now Sherlock Holmes, you are going to die because I put a deadly contact poison up that there 15 year old homeless Puerto Rican boy's jimi jinga hole.": and Sherlock Holmes go "Elementary Dear Dr. Moriarty I deduced that from the jaundiced look in the boys eyes and took the antidote before I slipped my Dr. Watson up the boy's poop canal. Here have some." and Sherlock Homes gave Dr. Moriarty some of the antidote and then they double dicked the poor 15 year old homeless Puerto Rican boy in the ass, untill Watson came in and jerked off and came in the boy's mouth. The End.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/04/2006 12:41 PM

Reader's Digest edition?

Wonder Trixxie 65,021 15
10/04/2006 12:47 PM

So if: My Teacher's lazy, is the correct contraction, and My Teachers' huge Johnson is the correct possessive, What is the correct grammatical form for. There is a huge fire in the Teachers' lounge. I know because I set it.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/04/2006 01:51 PM

up that there



I was not aware Dr. Moriarty was a southern redneck.



Huh..the more you know.

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/04/2006 03:48 PM

Fun fact 1: Holmes Was a card-carrying member of The Super Adventure Club and NAMBLA.



Fun fact 2: And is Mark Foley's great great grandfather. I guess it runs in the family.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/04/2006 03:49 PM

Shemp, you were a congressional page weren't you.





I bet you were.















Fag

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/04/2006 04:12 PM

my cousin was a congressional page.