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Just one more thread to maybe push a couple of you anti-political Gabbers over the edge.
In all honesty, I did not intend on ruffling any feathers with this thread and I don't want you libs or the only other member of the other team, Chickens, to politic-jack my thread.
I only wanted to wish your guy (whoever he may be) the best and I feel confident that whoever becomes our president tomorrow night...or maybe later this week...we won't be any more screwed than we already are. Election nights are always very exciting for me and I am looking forward to this FAR more than I was your stupid Sox game.
Thank you and may <insert name of whatever deity you choose to believe in> bless.
Love,
Lila the guy who voted for Bush in '00
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Daggy. It's a type of turkey? 86,705  14
11/01/2004 10:08 PM
I'm not going to vote this year.
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Lila Anticipates Election Day 78,550 13
11/01/2004 10:09 PM
Oh. Well, wanna make out, then?
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Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/01/2004 10:10 PM
shut up.
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Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/01/2004 10:10 PM
I'm so excited I can hardly function. Really.
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Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/01/2004 10:10 PM
<action> checks batteries, gets comfy.
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Lila Anticipates Election Day 78,550 13
11/01/2004 10:11 PM
Oli doesn't want me and Dags to make out! OLI IS TEH GAY!!!!
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Pistol isn't feeling creative 10,071 9
11/01/2004 10:12 PM
After a month of sidewalks at my school being covered in intelligent political statements and arguements such as "Kerry sux" and "Bush swallows", I am surprisingly eager for the election to be over.
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Mofo Baggins, Abrogator of Order 10,950 10
11/01/2004 10:14 PM
I think election day should be a national holiday, like Christmas. We would all go to bed early and leave the Election Bunny milk and cookies under our pillows and in the morning we would wake up to find a ballot in its place. Then we'd fill it out, roll it, stuff it in a plastic egg and hide it around the courthouse for the election committee to find. That would be the greatest holiday evar!
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Declan McManus, irritated bear. 131,874 36
11/01/2004 10:15 PM
Thank you, Lila.
I wish no ill on your guy, I do wish him unemployment in January.
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BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
11/01/2004 10:15 PM
I am so excited that yesterday I went to the music store and bought "Rock Against Bush, Volume One" and "Rock Against Bush, Volume Two." It was like voting, but with more air guitar.
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Daggy. It's a type of turkey? 86,705 14
11/01/2004 10:18 PM
I'm not homophobic or anything, but the thought of making out with a chick makes me gag.
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[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/01/2004 10:54 PM
27 minutes....
Don't tell me we're tired of both politics and lesbians!
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Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/01/2004 10:56 PM
<action> sticks a little flag in her ass, prances through thread.
Look at me Lila! Look at meeeeeeeeee!!
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A Little Flag 27,000 12
11/01/2004 10:59 PM
Awwwwhawwwooo, so.hawt.
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[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/01/2004 11:00 PM
<action> watches Trae prance </action>
What a little attention whore patriot!
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Lila Anticipates Election Day 78,550 13
11/01/2004 11:08 PM
Sweet. Trae would make out with me. We'd have to be at least 2 sheets but I'm sure the odds are pretty high.
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
11/01/2004 11:22 PM
I'd make out with you Lila. I woudln't discuss politics with you, but I'd make out with you.
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BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
11/01/2004 11:42 PM
Poor Trae. She was killed when George Bush declared whore.
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Napkin-O 30,762 12
11/02/2004 01:56 AM
Like Lewis Black (who my mom thought was either a Beaner or a Ogden Nasheso eloquently said:
Republicans Blow
And Democrats Suck
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[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/02/2004 05:36 PM
HEY!
Lewis Black is the epitome of what a human being should be:
Bitchy, disgruntled, satirical, cynical, mean-spirited, and Jewish.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/02/2004 05:39 PM
Election Eve is when they pick some duechebag to run the country.
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Gunther Wheeler of the Paper Brigade 112 8
11/02/2004 06:10 PM
Today I pissed on the graves of our forefathers by not voting. By definition, one who does not vote is a terrorist, a heathen, and an ass. As such, I've decided that I will now fit in perfectly here... and will not be lurking (quite so much).
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[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/02/2004 10:23 PM
I vote that you keep lurking. For a while. Like...forever.
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