Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
11/02/2004 12:15 AM

And send me some money, while you're at it, you lazy bastards.

teh porn producer wants s'm turkey breast 7,627 9
11/02/2004 12:16 AM

Kill your teacher and eat her babies. That's funny.

Turkula Rasa - showing off her giblets 14,056 9
11/02/2004 12:18 AM

Wear a trenchcoat and a skull cap holding some guns while screaming "I'm going to blow up the Frost-ing library".





Oh wait.

[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/02/2004 12:18 AM

"No Child Left Behind"

Moist & Tender Daisypie Bursting w/ Flavour! 49,378 9
11/02/2004 12:21 AM

Silent self-immolation.



WOWS 'em everytime!

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
11/02/2004 12:31 AM

Stay after class, and ask your teacher if she can help you with a little problem you're having during class. Tell her you can't stop imagining what she looks like naked, and it's making you really uncomfortable "down there". I got my geometry teacher to blow me using this cheesy line. It was great.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
11/02/2004 12:32 AM

Oh wait, you said pranks, not skanks. My bad.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/02/2004 12:40 AM

I have a suggestion :

Why not shock them all by not acting like the little Shakespeare you are. You never know , this way you may even graduate prior to reaching 30.

Uncle FartJoke 674 8
11/02/2004 01:00 AM

starts w/ 's'...

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
11/02/2004 01:05 AM

Pretend you're Batman. Never stop.

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
11/02/2004 01:05 AM

I'm sorry, that was from Top Ten Ways to be TOTALLY FrostIN' AWESOME!

Napkin-O 30,762 12
11/02/2004 01:40 AM

1. Don't ask for prank help on ZUG.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/02/2004 01:45 AM

After removing most of the state funding for extra-curricular activities.



Get the folks in your state to vote for a gambling bill of some sort, (lottery works well) with the premise that the profits will go to fund the school programs that you ripped out last year at budget time.



Then just make up a slick little catch phrase like,



The Lottery, making millionaires daily, and the schools win too.

Nilla Wafer 471 8
11/02/2004 03:48 AM

Want a good prank? Here's what ya do:



First, go to the bank and get a roll of pennies. Then, make up some fliers that say "Free Stuff, Room [insert rm # here]." Hide inside the door, and put a penny on the floor. If anyone walks in and bends over to pick up the penny, kick them in the face, and run away screaming "you killed Jesus!"

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/02/2004 05:27 AM

OK,



I'm going to stray a tad here. (ohh, shocker!)



1) Some Frosthead used some killer epoxy, and glued a dime to the shop floor at my Company right in front of the coke machine. (that Shakespeare is there to stay too)



Best part......I have seen some of the same people fall for it, over four or five times in the last ten years.



An old Comedian David Brenner used to have a piece of his stand up act that was all about petty pranks and I always thought these two were pretty cool.



2) As a pedestrian, when you are at a stop light and cars are pulled right up to the painted lines of the cross walk, stroll out in front of the waiting car, while leisurely flipping a quarter and catching it as you walk. When right in front of the car, purposly drop the coin and pause, turn to the driver and give him a hand signal, indicating that you are bending down to pick it up, so dont take off and flatten me, then crouch down right at the bumper to get the coin.

While out of the drivers vision, crawl around the passenger side of the car to the back and stay hidden until the light changes and watch the driver stand up inside the car to try to spot you over the front bumper until he has to put in park and get out to see.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/02/2004 05:28 AM

3) His next one you may have heard before, you go in a bank and on on the back of a withdrawl slip write, "This is a hold up, I have a gun and I want you to put all the cash in your drawer into a bag and hand it to me with out drawing any attention to yourself or to me, or I will have to shoot you"



Now burry the slip about five or six back in the stack at the supply table (or what ever it is called) Sit back and count the slips as others use them until the unsuspecting fool hands it to the cashier.





With road rage what it is today, people are a little uptight about auto saftey so I think #2 should remain just a funny concept.



#3 on the other hand is a classic and will be seen as such by anyone with a sense of humor. So if you have that prankster mentality, this one should serve you well and help propell you to master prankster, while even the bank folks should have little problem appreciating it's beauty.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/23/2005 02:12 PM

Here's $523 in monopoly money.

newwave 45,912 10
09/23/2005 04:31 PM

Did I just fart?

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/23/2005 04:35 PM

Well......., This one time at bandcaBLAM!

syncope 49,019 14
09/23/2005 05:10 PM

Fill the toilets with gelatin (not jell-o, clear gelatin). The water will harden and anything dropped in there will sit on top. Plus there's not a lot of harm done, just one pissed off janitor scooping out enough gelatin so the toilets will flush.

newwave 45,912 10
09/23/2005 05:20 PM

Hmm, where have I heard that before?

syncope 49,019 14
09/23/2005 05:22 PM

That was passed on to me as a freshman in high school 10 years ago. I had no idea the senior glass were Zug plagiarists.

syncope 49,019 14
09/23/2005 05:23 PM

The class, also.

Fluorescent Sombrero - Blue Barracuda Ringleader 91,274 10
09/23/2005 05:30 PM

I don't get why people have to ask around for prank ideas.



Think of anything, in whichever situaion, that would piss you right off and kick the frustration level up to 13.



Now, Think of a way to do it someone else.



Viola!









By the way, You lazy little sack of shenanigans, Do your homework.



Come back when you're 18.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
09/23/2005 05:45 PM

Things that will bring about hilarity in a college dorm.



1: Some goobers have door mats in front of their rooms. Stick it upside down in the ceiling tiles above the door. Do this 2-3 times per week until the owner gets used to taking it down. Do it again, but put something like baby powder or a pie-tin full of Shakespeare on the back side.



2: Pre-sweetened Kool-Aid powder in the soap dispensers.



3: They make Anchovi(sp?) paste. I don't know why. You get it at the supermarket. It's oily, sticky and smells really bad. It also sticks nicely to handles, knobs, levers, etc.



4: Classic: They go in their room. Someone pushes on the door while someone else puts penies or whatever in the space between the door and the frame. The result is that only superman will be open the door from the inside.



5: Cover their door frame with duct-tape so that the door can open and there is a lot of nice, stiky tape facing inward. Wait until the person has been asleep for a while, turn off the hall lights and pull the fire alarm.

It's funny, but you won't be able to convince the cops or fire department of that. Cops have no sense of humor.

I hate cops.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
09/23/2005 05:48 PM

I almost forgot.



6: Get some of those Gorilla Snap things. The little white things that go bang when you throw them on the ground or step on them.

Place them gently under the little risers on the bottom of the toilet seats in the girls bathroom.



I consider that one a public service as it gets girls out of the bathroom quicker.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
09/24/2005 09:37 PM

A good old classic school prank that everyone loves is to accuse your teacher of touching your no-no place and then, after they get fired and go to jail, say "GOTCHA! Just kidding. He was a real good teacher." No harm done and everyone gets a good kick out of it.

Armored - Blue Barracuda Left Hand Man 3,923 8
09/25/2005 12:17 AM

The high school that's about 4 miles away from my college is home to one of the most legendary senior pranks of all time.



A group of graduating guys gathered a few bee breeding hives from a local farm. They broke into the school late one night and planted the hives in various places around the school.



Then they superglued all the locks on the doors, inside and out.







I think they went to jail in the end. Whatever, good times!

Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,353 14
09/25/2005 12:19 AM

My favorite prank involves IEDs. SUPRISE INFIDELS!

Zolton 88,158 34
09/25/2005 10:55 AM

weedkiller- 9

water to mix it with- 0.50

balaclava to cover face for cctv- 5



Huge 20ft nob...



Nah. That's way too big for a British penis. Even in a prank.

No Lloydering 48,662 14
09/25/2005 11:10 AM

Why would you put a sweet, yummy, Greek dessert on your face?

No Lloydering 48,662 14
09/27/2005 06:08 PM

Well, I thought it was funny. Then again I haven't slept in a few days and have been living on coffee and tylenol and tums.