Two words that must NEVER be together.
A comedy conversation
by DemoMarshmallowSalad  166,252  10
11/02/2004 10:14 AM 591 views
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The rules, such as they are: all responses must be two words, and those two words must form a Phrase That Is Not Meant To Be, something disturbing, deranged and just plain wrong.
Also, preferably, funny.
Also, "President Bush" and "President Kerry" are just assumed.
I'll start. And since it's my thread, I'll start with the phrase that inspired this, even though it's not mine.
Anal danish.
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Aimless 54,807  10
11/02/2004 10:15 AM
bukake salad
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 10:16 AM
internet boyfriend
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 10:17 AM
Butter baby.
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Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 10:17 AM
Godot's funny
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 10:17 AM
Intellectual noob
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 10:18 AM
Female orgasm
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 10:19 AM
Poop cobra.
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erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/02/2004 10:19 AM
Republican ethics.
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Side-splitting
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 10:20 AM
Fox news.
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erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/02/2004 10:21 AM
Compassionate conservative.
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 10:22 AM
Political comedy.
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 10:23 AM
smart man
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 10:24 AM
Anal lesbian
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 10:24 AM
vagional brownie
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erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/02/2004 10:25 AM
<action> knew that was coming and will stop it.
Turd sandwich.
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Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/02/2004 10:32 AM
Poor aimless. You need some Chickens lovin.
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Side-splitting
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 10:41 AM
...and pizzeria.
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Saucy Humongous Panda Breasts 181,718 70
11/02/2004 10:46 AM
<action>follows the rules and adds this to her previous post</action>
It's yours.
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Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 10:47 AM
Cowboy up
I'd like to kill the mother-Froster that came up with this one.
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Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 10:49 AM
Jeez, what am I Virn today?
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Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/02/2004 10:49 AM
jalapeno condom
Carrottop Procreation
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Side-splitting
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Baby Jesus Felipe 161,353 14
11/02/2004 10:49 AM
cum kindergarten
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 10:52 AM
ABBA reunion.
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Munkus 2,801 10
11/02/2004 10:53 AM
I do
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Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/02/2004 10:53 AM
Period Smoothie
Fetus Thanksgiving-dinner
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Nilla Wafer 471 8
11/02/2004 10:55 AM
Jewish Hitler
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Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 10:55 AM
Glorious Seepage.
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 11:03 AM
Tasteful post.
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The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/02/2004 11:11 AM
(Of course) it's yours!
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Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 11:38 AM
Liberal Chickens
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Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/02/2004 11:42 AM
Gamey vagina.
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 11:42 AM
Cheese liquor.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/02/2004 11:44 AM
Negro voter.
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HighSoci 30,076 18
11/02/2004 11:45 AM
Kid nap
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Head Cold Sombrero 91,274 10
11/02/2004 11:47 AM
Geriatric Cunnilingus
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The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/02/2004 11:50 AM
You've contracted....
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 11:53 AM
Thirty-seven dicks.
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Chuckleworthy
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/02/2004 11:54 AM
Geriatric Felching
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Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/02/2004 11:55 AM
Kid nap
Father Hood ?
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Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 11:57 AM
Geriatric Snoodle
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 12:06 PM
Strawberry smegma
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Saucy Humongous Panda Breasts 181,718 70
11/02/2004 12:09 PM
I find it interesting that this thread keeps ending up on top of the "Chickens & Salvage" thread on the main page.
"Two words that must never be together, Chickens & Salvage"
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Gable Gobble 9,232 13
11/02/2004 12:11 PM
Trae's Convent
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TheFoye 55,700 16
11/02/2004 12:13 PM
penis prison
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 12:29 PM
Sexkitten Puggy
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Mister Lehr 32 8
11/02/2004 12:37 PM
Anal Election
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Chuckleworthy
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Sucky McPoor 136 8
11/02/2004 12:42 PM
DPS procreating
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Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
11/02/2004 12:45 PM
"Two words that must NEVER be together."
Bush won.
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Nobody calls me 214 9
11/02/2004 01:07 PM
gay jew
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TheFoye 55,700 16
11/02/2004 01:09 PM
Military Intelligence!
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Chuckleworthy
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Mister Lehr 32 8
11/02/2004 01:10 PM
penis hug
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Mister Lehr 32 8
11/02/2004 01:11 PM
penis hug
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Chuckleworthy
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Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
11/02/2004 01:22 PM
Chickens lovin'
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Chuckleworthy
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Supreme Apostate 76 8
11/02/2004 04:43 PM
Chastity Belt
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Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/02/2004 04:53 PM
Anus fresh
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erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/02/2004 05:02 PM
nostril penetration
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Head Cold Sombrero 91,274 10
11/02/2004 05:03 PM
Skull Frost?
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Munkus 2,801 10
11/02/2004 05:12 PM
Hob rules
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Chuckleworthy
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Man In Furry Costume 18,219 13
11/02/2004 05:17 PM
purple discharge
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Side-splitting
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wtadlock 145 8
11/02/2004 06:47 PM
Microsoft Works
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Itchy Gooch 439 9
11/02/2004 06:53 PM
Special Olympics
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Scorpion 4,080 9
11/02/2004 06:54 PM
ambiguous Coleridge
is it a Penis, or a Rooster?
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/02/2004 06:59 PM
Muskrat love
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Smigly12321 4 8
11/02/2004 07:24 PM
cigar cutter
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Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/02/2004 08:40 PM
Vagina fangs
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White Meat Miracles 22,430 0
11/02/2004 08:40 PM
Demo told me to never again say..."shared juices".
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Mister Lehr 32 8
11/02/2004 10:01 PM
Strap-on Poker
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Chuckleworthy
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Blackwing 74 8
11/02/2004 11:27 PM
John Hargrave
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Pipistrello 127 8
11/03/2004 01:16 AM
Fizzin' Cooter
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Pipistrello 127 8
11/03/2004 01:19 AM
Penile Papercut
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thelastpotato 147 9
11/03/2004 01:41 AM
livejournal error
drug test
william hung boxset
^^ sorry
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The_Riddler? 26 8
11/03/2004 03:52 AM
alive queer
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Chuckleworthy
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AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/03/2004 04:03 AM
Male - Well behaved
Male - Innocent
Male - Perfect
Male - Tactfull
Male - Trainable
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Chuckleworthy
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Jajoba 1,357 10
11/03/2004 05:08 AM
throbbing hemorrhoids
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7 votes
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Kaz Bun Bun 28 8
11/03/2004 11:01 AM
Kosher pork
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KenH 127 8
11/03/2004 11:18 AM
Clearance clams
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KenH 127 8
11/03/2004 11:21 AM
wet fart
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KenH 127 8
11/03/2004 11:27 AM
Gerbil Lube
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Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/03/2004 11:42 AM
female president
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Master of Pies 12,538 15
11/03/2004 11:44 AM
<action>admits that politics is ruining Gab...</action>Black Republican
also...
Bush Wins
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Johnny Reb 98 8
11/03/2004 12:02 PM
intelligent liberal
polite democrat
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KenH 127 8
11/03/2004 01:09 PM
Chopped nuts
and
Experimental Vasectomy
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3 votes
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/03/2004 03:50 PM
Farm porn.
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DeFrost 116 8
11/03/2004 05:35 PM
ass sandwhich
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Uncle FartJoke 674 8
11/03/2004 05:39 PM
Oily Spotting
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11 votes
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Uncle FartJoke 674 8
11/03/2004 05:40 PM
Pojectile Diarrhaea
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1 votes
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The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/03/2004 05:54 PM
Army Intelligence.
I can't believe no one has said that yet.
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Thinly Sliced Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/03/2004 07:36 PM
Military intelligence. Sorry, Foye!
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Chuckleworthy
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Thinly Sliced Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/03/2004 07:38 PM
<action>reads thread</action>Whoops. Never mind.
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Munkus 2,801 10
11/03/2004 07:43 PM
Rear entry
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Chuckleworthy
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Pantene 18 8
11/03/2004 09:37 PM
Drano Douche
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Chuckleworthy
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Pantene 18 8
11/03/2004 09:38 PM
President Rove
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Chuckleworthy
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Pantene 18 8
11/03/2004 09:39 PM
Atomic Suppository
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Chuckleworthy
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thejman 69 8
11/03/2004 10:22 PM
kerry lost
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3 votes
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/03/2004 11:35 PM
Scrotal Implosion
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4 votes
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/03/2004 11:43 PM
Habanero Rimmer
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3 votes
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erykahbadu 1,156 9
11/04/2004 01:18 AM
adkins diet
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Side-splitting
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knickfan18 28 8
11/04/2004 03:08 AM
funeral erection
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Jajoba 1,357 10
11/04/2004 03:35 AM
Army Intelligence.
I can't believe no one has said that yet.
Isn't that a misnomer?
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Chuckleworthy
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Patrick - thats thanksgivingy enough 752 9
11/04/2004 03:45 AM
Elderly Porn.
<action> can't be bothered reading the whole thread </action>
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Side-splitting
31 votes
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Daisypie 49,378 9
11/04/2004 05:06 AM
girlfriend's penis
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Rаt 2,085 9
11/04/2004 06:05 AM
Bi Curious
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12 votes
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shoelace414 10,080 13
11/04/2004 10:35 AM
prehensile labia
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Bluesman 24 8
11/04/2004 10:54 AM
Hey Everybody ,
How are yall doing
My names James AKA Bluesman
Good Morning to all
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Bluesman 24 8
11/04/2004 10:58 AM
You ever took a Shakespeare so big your pants fit better after you pulled them up . That's how I feel now and I hoping to back my ass back into a new wardrope
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3 votes
4.0
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Pants 14,252 17
11/04/2004 11:00 AM
Toothy Vagina
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13 votes
4.9
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Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
11/04/2004 11:01 AM
Waterworld 2.
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Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/04/2004 11:01 AM
The end is near...
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6 votes
4.4
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Pants 14,252 17
11/04/2004 11:02 AM
Fecal toothpaste.
Sandpaper handjob.
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Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
11/04/2004 11:03 AM
Toothless blowjob.
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Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
11/04/2004 11:05 AM
Penile splatterfart.
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14 votes
4.9
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Pistol is late for class 10,071 9
11/04/2004 02:44 PM
I don't necessarily retract my first answer but I find it important that the second pair of words also never go together:
Bluesman posted.
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3 votes
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Chopchopthegreat 12 8
11/04/2004 06:29 PM
Oliver Turkeybreast
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ButtercupBZ 24 10
11/04/2004 07:24 PM
Kerry wins Texas
Bush wins Massachusetts
Shakespeare, thats three words....umm...
male grocery shopping...?
im gonna give up now
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5 votes
4.4
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DeFrost 116 8
11/04/2004 08:41 PM
HIV positive
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15 votes
4.9
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IronChef 164 8
11/04/2004 09:11 PM
wrong hole...
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5 votes
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Jerkenstein Puddin 4,016 9
11/04/2004 10:15 PM
World peace
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4 votes
4.0
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OniSyphon 16 8
11/05/2004 09:09 AM
Cultural Values
Penis Pus
President Nader
Hypodermic Straw
Flaming Mafia
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8 votes
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Rаt 2,085 9
11/05/2004 09:15 AM
Euro Disneyland
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4 votes
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turtle10 42,574 26
11/05/2004 03:12 PM
n00b thread
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4 votes
4.0
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KenH 127 8
11/05/2004 03:48 PM
Breast Reduction
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Fluro 14,139 11
11/05/2004 05:55 PM
"mathmatics" and "N00b"
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4 votes
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Ragamuffin 37 8
11/05/2004 06:34 PM
penis quiche
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yorkydee 709 9
11/05/2004 06:54 PM
Cheap Date
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4 votes
4.0
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crackhead 427 8
11/05/2004 10:04 PM
church state
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1 votes
2.0
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/06/2004 12:47 AM
Fecal Belch
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4 votes
4.0
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/06/2004 12:49 AM
Testicular Homicide
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1 votes
2.0
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/06/2004 12:51 AM
Bukake Drowning
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1 votes
2.0
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/06/2004 12:53 AM
Jacko Clone
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1 votes
2.0
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/06/2004 01:00 AM
Coital Prohibition
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4 votes
4.0
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Tea Baggins 127 8
11/06/2004 01:01 AM
Papal Teabag
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10 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,915 21
11/06/2004 12:34 PM
Free Laptop
Nuttbutter ghetto
Republican offspring
Bush Intelligent (waitaminnit, is this words that never should or never will go together?)
Gonnorhea Mayonnaise
felch peanuts
urethra curling-iron
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3 votes
4.0
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I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/06/2004 01:08 PM
genital glitter
or
Flickerpiss Nosescum
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1 votes
2.0
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Robin 14,626 9
11/07/2004 05:16 PM
Scrotum Spiked-heel
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4 votes
4.0
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Robin 14,626 9
11/07/2004 05:19 PM
Ain't Skeerd
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2 votes
2.0
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josh3184 14 8
11/07/2004 05:37 PM
Anal Seepage
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josh3184 14 8
11/07/2004 05:39 PM
hello, i'm...
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1 votes
2.0
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josh3184 14 8
11/07/2004 05:43 PM
horny tramp
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1 votes
2.0
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MoDeL CiTiZeN 45 9
11/08/2004 01:56 AM
Jeff Hargrave
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3 votes
4.0
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Survival Rate Zero 97 8
11/08/2004 10:45 PM
Hairy Boobs
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13 votes
4.9
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/09/2004 01:21 AM
ringworm jr.
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3 votes
4.0
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OldIron 230 8
11/09/2004 01:36 AM
Pimple Dick
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1 votes
2.0
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Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/09/2004 02:04 AM
Soldering Iron, Urethra
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4 votes
4.0
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Squeaks 359 8
11/09/2004 02:48 AM
scrumptious goatse
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4 votes
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erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/09/2004 03:03 AM
Neverending thread.
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1 votes
2.0
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Daisypie 49,378 9
11/09/2004 05:12 AM
endless thread
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0.0
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Master of Pies 12,538 15
11/09/2004 11:12 AM
Pied Piper
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4 votes
4.0
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/09/2004 12:06 PM
Invisible Vagina-Mouth
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1 votes
2.0
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mackena 16 8
11/09/2004 05:12 PM
Wanna Cyber?
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3 votes
4.0
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Mackena 16 8
11/09/2004 05:19 PM
(I have kids...so...)
QUIET TIME (ever)
ALONE TIME (with hubby)
LONG SHOWER (puhlease!)
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galliam 5 8
11/09/2004 06:15 PM
Instant Messaging
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7 votes
4.4
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Fat Fat Fatty McFaticus 10,071 9
11/09/2004 06:18 PM
Ebonics, yo.
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4 votes
4.5
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/09/2004 07:07 PM
"Featured Funny"
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1 votes
2.0
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Xero The Hero 4 8
11/09/2004 11:27 PM
levitating balls
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1 votes
2.0
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Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/09/2004 11:29 PM
endin tears
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4 votes
4.0
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Daisypie 49,378 9
11/10/2004 02:04 PM
Penile Guillotine
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3 votes
4.0
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fignuts 72 9
11/11/2004 02:33 PM
Mayonaisse Reese's
Antimatter Suppository
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15 votes
4.9
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Daggy 86,705 14
11/11/2004 10:32 PM
NO ALCOHOL??!
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7 votes
4.4
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OldIron 230 8
11/12/2004 12:44 AM
French Army
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1 votes
2.0
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Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
11/12/2004 09:05 AM
Geriatric Poefart
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1 votes
2.0
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fignuts 72 9
11/12/2004 10:03 AM
DOUCHE MISSLE
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1 votes
2.0
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fignuts 72 9
11/12/2004 10:03 AM
Military Intelligence
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3 votes
4.0
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DeFrost 116 8
11/13/2004 01:19 AM
Poe dandruff
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7 votes
4.2
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/13/2004 03:08 AM
it smells like a front page capcon in here.
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1 votes
2.0
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wizza89 4 8
11/13/2004 03:22 AM
shemale playboy
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1 votes
2.0
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Dr Apple 450 8
11/13/2004 06:47 PM
monkey nuts
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5 votes
4.4
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Hollis loves you. 7,284 14
11/14/2004 01:15 AM
Menstrual painting.
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3 votes
4.0
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DeFrost 116 8
11/14/2004 08:48 PM
overweight pimple
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3 votes
4.0
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DeFrost 116 8
11/14/2004 08:49 PM
underweight monkey
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frokeout2 0 8
11/15/2004 12:05 AM
saudi passport
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asswiper 5 8
11/15/2004 12:02 PM
gay lesbian
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6 votes
4.4
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DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/15/2004 12:09 PM
"OMG LOL!!!!11"
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Peter Parker 125 8
11/15/2004 12:10 PM
Gay Nazi
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3 votes
4.0
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DeFrost 116 8
11/16/2004 03:12 AM
chewy farts
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DeFrost 116 8
11/16/2004 03:14 AM
horny gorilla
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/17/2004 01:57 PM
Re-hab
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Glowboy 51 8
11/17/2004 02:29 PM
Girlfriend+PMS
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kaizer 0 8
11/17/2004 02:52 PM
Vaginal Sucides
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4 votes
3.8
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Patrick - Adopt me! 752 9
11/17/2004 09:42 PM
Bumped Post
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1 votes
2.0
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DeFrost 116 8
11/18/2004 10:10 PM
Giant midgets
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Fubuki 0 9
11/18/2004 10:32 PM
OMG WTF!?
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4 votes
4.0
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cablemaker1 37 8
11/19/2004 12:26 PM
Democratic Majority
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NaClDave 3,588 9
11/19/2004 08:33 PM
shaved ape
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NaClDave 3,588 9
11/19/2004 08:34 PM
consentual sex
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cablemaker1 37 8
11/19/2004 10:42 PM
jones soda
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Derpa Derp 375 8
11/19/2004 11:54 PM
You know what?
In three years this post is still going to be here and all the GAB veterans are going to say
"I was on GAB when the 'Two words that must NEVER be together' thread started," and all the people will stare in awe.
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3 votes
4.0
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cablemaker1 37 8
11/20/2004 01:11 AM
Mayberry riots
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tochigi butterball 28 8
11/20/2004 04:28 PM
bat man
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Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
11/20/2004 05:41 PM
syrup-flavored hemorrhoids
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draydraydray 2 8
11/21/2004 12:17 AM
hot sister
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DeFrost 116 8
11/21/2004 02:23 AM
perverted hippo
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Napkin is Running Out of Handles 30,762 12
11/21/2004 02:26 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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7 votes
4.4
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Patrick AKA Patrick 752 9
11/21/2004 04:47 AM
When did this thread change from "Two words that must NEVER be together" to "Put 2 random words next to each other and hope you get clicked, you goddamn NOOB"?
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maggaratti 233 8
11/21/2004 05:09 AM
<action>puts her random words in.</action>Rat's Milk
Spicy Underwear
I wonder if there's profit to be made in rat milking?
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2 votes
4.0
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Frogpop 173,153 25
11/21/2004 05:15 AM
Spicey goes commando?
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5 votes
4.0
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Frogpop 173,153 25
11/21/2004 05:07 PM
Funny NLI
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The Disco Bandit 8 8
11/21/2004 11:40 PM
STD-Free Prostitute
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3 votes
4.0
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Daisypie 49,378 9
11/22/2004 12:00 AM
Qubec Libre
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n00dle12345 0 8
11/22/2004 05:37 AM
erectile dysfunction
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Breezy 0 8
11/22/2004 01:55 PM
Caring husband
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Headcase 26 8
11/22/2004 08:26 PM
133t speak
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2.0
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Headcase 26 8
11/22/2004 08:28 PM
vegas nun
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long john silverman 41 8
11/22/2004 08:49 PM
jews for jesus
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OldIron 230 8
11/23/2004 02:00 AM
One I heard this weekend and dont want to hear EVER AGAIN. [I] Have Kids. Damn.
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SrJoe 64 8
11/23/2004 05:51 PM
Fudge Packer
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1 votes
2.0
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cablemaker1 37 8
11/23/2004 10:39 PM
vaginal lipgloss
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1 votes
2.0
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DeFrost 116 8
11/23/2004 10:53 PM
gay porn
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1 votes
2.0
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Gonzo 20,522 17
11/28/2004 05:02 PM
Friendly Assrape
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Ceeson 0 8
12/11/2004 12:43 AM
true love
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/17/2004 02:01 PM
Self circumcision.
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Christrnas 12,005 12
12/17/2004 04:00 PM
Holy snikes! Did the clickie count overflow?
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Captianof Cool 28 8
12/17/2004 04:05 PM
thread bumb
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Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/17/2004 04:15 PM
Roseanne Barr/buttfloss
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Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/17/2004 04:25 PM
goatse/ lifesize fhoto
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gokijin 139 8
02/23/2005 12:57 PM
venereal disease
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Intoxicated Ape 615 9
02/23/2005 01:05 PM
Thread Necromancy
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Jonnyunderscore 66 8
02/23/2005 01:08 PM
Period Jelly.
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LordThorn 16 8
02/23/2005 05:31 PM
cereal tree
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Filly 39,193 20
02/23/2005 05:34 PM
Revived thread that SHOULD HAVE DIED TWO MONTHS AGO, mother-FrostERS!!!!!!elevnty!!
Sorry. Got carried away.
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Fratberry 282,845 53
02/23/2005 05:45 PM
That's, like, way more than two words.
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Filly 39,193 20
02/23/2005 05:48 PM
Heh. Smartass. Get on YIM.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/23/2005 10:35 PM
Penis Blender
Hermaphrodite Olympics
Viagra Overdose
Iraqi WMDs
ZUG Orgy
Masturbating Toaster
Three Testicles
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Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
02/24/2005 12:44 AM
Spork.
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Pants 14,252 17
02/24/2005 12:57 AM
Hamburglar's boner
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Sylvester 4,465 9
02/24/2005 02:08 AM
Rap music
Southern hospitality
Shaq free-throw
French victory
Fruit survey
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Sylvester 4,465 9
02/24/2005 02:24 AM
Here's a few I might have forgotten:
Showgirls 2
Ugly redhead
Blind date
Yahoo groups
Funeral home
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Megatron 3,355 9
02/24/2005 02:36 AM
working mexican
Sober Irishman
Straight hair-dresser(men)
Non-abusive Pimp
Smart Redneck
Black Skydiver
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Fluro 14,139 11
02/24/2005 05:37 AM
As an Irish-afo mexican who works as a skydiving instructor while not at church I find that offensive.
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Megatron 3,355 9
02/24/2005 06:10 AM
Damn, well at least you can apply for almost every Scholorship out there, unless your jewish then that puts you at 100%. But damn, you can get a good job(irish), welfare and athletic(afro), and your illegal(mexican)
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Phuc 237,915 21
11/09/2005 12:01 PM
Jilly.
Reproduce.
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gwallaia 3,510 12
11/09/2005 12:27 PM
Homo Sexual
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Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/16/2006 12:43 AM
Thread counters go by current month, asstard.
And you haven't been here long enough to call him Jeff.
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Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/16/2006 12:58 AM
(HI MILLIE!!)
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gobadine 2,737 10
12/16/2006 01:07 AM
peodophile babysitter
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/16/2006 01:18 AM
Unfortunately, Frog, you're wrong. Showmaster told us that he's really Godot in disguise.
If he's lying, why the Frost would he pick Godot?
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Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/16/2006 02:46 AM
And this would stop me from considering him a noob how exactly?
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Under the Mistletoe 101,388 77
12/16/2006 10:28 AM
Spicy Underwear
Someone posted this back in 2004. They suck.
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On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/16/2006 09:22 PM
And this would stop me from considering him a noob how exactly?
You never said anything about noob, you said not long enough.
And, lets just say that I was here when that thread was made, I don't remember who made it, but I posted on it, even. I think that entitles me.
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Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/17/2006 12:38 AM
I impugned either your tenure or your stature as a board member in each of my posts.
A noob is someone who either hasn't been around long enough to know any better and therefore acts foolishly, or someone who has been around for a bit, but has failed (or been unable) to use that time to their advantage, has learned nothing from it, and still acts foolishly. You would know this if you weren't such a noob.
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On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/17/2006 01:22 AM
Once again for the density here:
And you haven't been here long enough to call him Jeff.
I never said I wasn't a noob. Hell, I would think many here who have been round here years are noobs. I am simply stating that I have been here longer than the jeff jokes creation. I am entitled to use it.
True, I may be a noob, and do some stupid things(not of which happened here, but if you even look close, such as the thread about BIG I admit that, however, you are a Frost-ing idiot, and that you will unfortunately carry the rest of your life.
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Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/17/2006 02:22 AM
Allow me to rephrase for Pedantic McLiteralist (heh.. clit):
You aren't cool enough to call him Jeff.
Since you joined Gab before Al Gore was even born, you must know it takes a special kind of loser to get me to e-dislike you. Good job. If you really are godot, then I feel really bad for Lamburger for having to know you.
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On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/17/2006 02:26 PM
And let me put it simple. It was a little comment, you take way too seriously. I can't believe I am even having to argue a joke with you. Are you seriously that Frost-ing retarded? I don't care if you like me, you are an idiot, I'd rather idiots stay far away from me.
Wow, you are so cool, I am ashamed you don't like me, I have no self esteem and I care that some ugly ass guy on the internet doesn't likes me.
There, are you happy now? Can we get on with our lives? I have already spent way too much time explaining things to you while you cry like a little bitch. You have bested me, I am ashamed. Will you just shut the Frost up now you whiney little bitch?
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DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/17/2006 03:48 PM
Since you joined Gab before Al Gore was even born, you must know it takes a special kind of loser to get me to e-dislike you.
I'm special! And not JUST in the retarded way.
Yay.
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PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,915 21
12/17/2006 05:18 PM
I think that entitles me.
You are entitled to exactly two things: Jack and Shakespeare...
n00b.
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I saw mommy Shempin' Santa Claus 22,222 17
12/17/2006 05:57 PM
You are entitled to exactly two things: Jack and Shakespeare...
... and Jack just left town.
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Pram 80,711 42
12/17/2006 05:59 PM
Wii flying
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Pram 80,711 42
12/17/2006 06:01 PM
Cripple Sex
(Sorry Sage)
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Ditdah sees you when you're sleeping 123,102 14
12/17/2006 06:03 PM
Look, the freak has claimed to be Godot, Peon, and half a dozen more old-timers. Who cares?
They clearly don't want to tell us who they were, but want us to try and figure it out since they keep bringing it up again and again like a bad mexican food burp.
Let's debate something more exciting instead. Such as, I'm on cold medicine, and I'm halfway through a bottle of wine. Any bets as to what this concoction will do to me?
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Pram 80,711 42
12/17/2006 06:18 PM
<action>answers Ditdah's question while still keeping it in thread style</action>
Ulcerative Colitis.
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