Mash Taters with Gravy 171,270 14
11/02/2004 02:13 PM

Well, what line of work are you guys in? If you're hookers its totally acceptable.

McRib, saucing you up 13,155 9
11/02/2004 02:14 PM

My favorite one is, " Hey, didn't we used to both be in the same rehab center?"

turtlesoup in a halfshell 42,574 26
11/02/2004 02:16 PM

"Hey, haven't we hooked up before? What? I'm sorry, that is what I will say the NEXT time I see you"

Fratberry 282,845 53
11/02/2004 02:17 PM

"Nice dress. Bet it'll look even better balled up in the corner of my bedroom."

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/02/2004 02:18 PM

Wanna come back to my place and uhh... Frost!





It hasn't worked for me yet but I'll keep trying!

Pants 14,252 17
11/02/2004 02:21 PM

Me: "Hi, ohhh how did you hurt your nose?"



Her: "It's a birth mark."









(Dead Frost-ing silence.)

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/02/2004 02:21 PM

Since when did McDonalds begin hiring waitresses???



I REALLY have been in the dark!

erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/02/2004 02:24 PM

If I said that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/02/2004 02:25 PM

"You've got the most beautiful green eyes!"



My eyes are gray.

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/02/2004 02:25 PM

"The part I like best about a woman is her boobies"

-Zap Brannigan, Futurama

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/02/2004 02:26 PM

Hey, I have a few grams of coke at home that I keep around because it is well known that the cold turkey method is far less effective than the self control method, in adults that are just using to get through some hard times anyway. What do you say you and I leave this meeting and all these people who are going through painfull withdrawals, and go to my place babe?

Billy the Punk 277 8
11/02/2004 02:29 PM

My brother, at the tender age of 15 used this line on the hot twentysomthing receptionist at the dentist, complete with wink and the slicking-back-of-hair motion.





"Well, you've got -my- number..."

Gable Gobble 9,232 13
11/02/2004 02:29 PM

I don't know that this qualifies as a pick up line, but...



While eating lunch at work last summer, one of the guys I worked with had related this story of a woman he'd met. He'd been driving down some country road in his truck and saw this chick with a substantial booty chugging down the road on her bike.



So he decided to pull over and smack her in the ass as he drove by. He managed to knock her off her bike into the ditch.



I was expecting the rest of the story to involve a lawsuit.



"So what happened?" I asked.



"I ended up Frost-ing her."



Talk about stepping in Shakespeare and coming out smelling like roses.

erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/02/2004 02:41 PM

You have a beautiful body. It would look great chopped up and cemented into my wall.























Yeah yeah I know I've posted that here before, but if people are going to be repeating threads then I can repeat my posts.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 02:51 PM

"The bats are coming back! Quick, hide in my pants!"

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/02/2004 02:51 PM

A plethora of bad pick up lines, can be found here.

millie will bring the pies 116,984 28
11/02/2004 03:11 PM

My cousin's husband, "You don't seem like as much of a bitch as you did before I got drunk. So, how about it?"



This was at a wedding. I did see him making out with an unknown drunk woman later at the bar.



He has subsequently tried to pick me (an every other female relative between the ages of 20-45) at a couple of funerals and a family reunion.



Surprisingly, he's usually not successful.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 03:43 PM

"I have an 18 Charisma."

Sucky McPoor 136 8
11/02/2004 03:47 PM

Someone tried this one on me "Nice shoes, wanna Frost?"





The answer is still no newwave.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/02/2004 03:54 PM

Best/worst pickup line is the same:



"Wanna blow job?"

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/02/2004 04:03 PM

Walk up behind unsuspecting girl.



Inhale loudly through your nose, as if you are trying to snort her into your nasal cavity.



Say, in your gruffest white thrash voice 'You smell purdy'



When she turns around, with a look of utter disgust, make sure you have your hand firmly grasping you penis. So that she knows that is what you want to show her.



She will either mace you, or kick you in the dingdong.



So there is a 50/50 chance she will touch your penis.



Good luck, and happy hunting!

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 04:12 PM

"Want to see Mr Bilbo?"

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/02/2004 04:14 PM

"Hi! My name is Oliver Chest and....





...wait, where ya going?"

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/02/2004 04:15 PM

Help me Design My Motorcycle Paintjob

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/02/2004 04:29 PM

"Hi! I have big boobs. Wanna Frost?"



Somehow I don't see that failing.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/02/2004 04:31 PM

Chickens should get a full pee tube for his accuracy on that last post.



Oh, and Frost you Chickens.

Saucy Humongous Panda Breasts 181,718 70
11/02/2004 04:39 PM

"Get the Frost in the trunk, I don't want to have to hurt you."

Head Cold Sombrero 91,274 10
11/02/2004 04:42 PM

<action> wipes away a heartily reminiscent tear of laughter</action>

SHP, Bear my children.

newwave 45,912 10
11/02/2004 07:40 PM

Sucky: I know you don't mean that.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
11/02/2004 07:45 PM

Let's be like Nike and just do it!

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
11/02/2004 07:58 PM

Yeah, well I have 13 Charisma but a Cloak of the Nymph +5 and a potion of eagle's splendor!

Itchy Gooch 439 9
11/02/2004 08:19 PM

The works Pick-up line has to be chevy's "OOohHOOOhHHH like a rock!!!"

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
11/02/2004 08:28 PM

"My other penis is enormous."

[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/02/2004 10:28 PM

"So are you going to come back to my place or am I going to have to follow you home and kill your dog?"







Works. Every. Time.

Lasacasa 141 9
11/02/2004 10:55 PM

Well, Frost me if i'm wrong, but i think you really want to have sex with me tonight.

Turkula Rasa - showing off her giblets 14,056 9
11/02/2004 11:05 PM

"In my spare time I like to hang out in a forum where everyone pisses on each other."



So far I've only gotten TTJ with that one.

Survival Rate Zero 97 8
11/02/2004 11:22 PM

"Hey, you wanna lip-slide my rail?"

Llama- packing on the holiday llbs 7,194 10
11/03/2004 12:42 AM

<action>waves everyone over by crooking right index finger</action>

I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

grabir boobi 413 8
11/03/2004 02:35 AM

<action>dips fingers in water and splashes a few drop on herself and a few drops on random hot guy</action> What do you say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

HeadlineNews 367 9
11/05/2004 01:11 AM

Mine is "You, Me -- Sex, Now!"

Wondershark 279 10
11/05/2004 02:49 AM

I have two questions for you: Do you have an STD, and are you horny?

Wondershark 279 10
11/05/2004 02:50 AM

I totally go for girls with STDs.

grabir boobi 413 8
11/05/2004 03:09 AM

a/s/l?

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/05/2004 03:15 AM

"Get the Frost in the car, bitch!"

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
11/05/2004 07:39 AM

"Hi. I work in radio."

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/05/2004 07:58 AM

Now I wonder, do people think lines like that will really work?

No .

My nephew used the line "so , you wanna root ?" for a year , he wore around 200 drinks , copped a knee in the cobblers 30 or so times and was slapped countless times before he woke up to the fact it wasn't impressing the Sheila's

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/05/2004 08:25 AM

"Hi. I work in radio."



I beg to differ...that line has gotten me more ass than a toilet seat in the past 15 years.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 11:53 PM

Hey little girl. You want a piece of candy?

grabir boobi 413 8
11/07/2004 11:56 PM

wanna cyber?

Jantastic 10,022 10
11/08/2004 12:24 AM

My nephew used the line "so , you wanna root ?" for a year , he wore around 200 drinks , copped a knee in the cobblers 30 or so times and was slapped countless times before he woke up to the fact it wasn't impressing the Sheila's



I bet that would be far more offensive if I understood a single word of it.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/08/2004 01:19 AM

Hey little girl. You want a prosthetic arm?

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/08/2004 02:12 AM

My nephew used the line "so , you wanna root ?" for a year , he wore around 200 drinks , copped a knee in the cobblers 30 or so times and was slapped countless times before he woke up to the fact it wasn't impressing the Sheila's



I bet that would be far more offensive if I understood a single word of it.



heres the translation :

My nephew used the line "so , would you like to engage in sexual intercorse ?" for a year , he had around 200 drinks tipped out on him , got kneed in the testicles 30 or so times and was slapped countless times before he woke up to the fact it wasn't impressing the girls

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/08/2004 03:11 AM

I was one of those lucky enough to get a flu vaccination this year, and the doctor informed me not to sleep with anyone recently vaccinated because my semen is likely to contain the vaccine.



Well, I saw you waiting in this long line and all, and thought to myself hey, I wouldnt last five minutes with a piece of ass like that, and SLAP !

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/08/2004 03:49 AM

This "How to Speak Australian" moment brought to you by Sarah, and by Fosters Lager.



Daggy: Australian for drunk.

Johnny Reb 98 8
11/19/2004 01:17 PM

Well a good pickup line at a costume party is to dress up like Pikachu, and walk around poking cute girls butts saying "Pika Pika"

A cornucopia of... newwave 45,912 10
11/19/2004 01:22 PM

Yeah, if you're eight years old. Or if the girls are.

fignuts 72 9
11/19/2004 02:27 PM

So, you ladies ever been penetrated?



-quagmire

Mr. Sir 66,713 9
11/19/2004 02:33 PM

Your body is like a beautiful cake, and I have the sweet sweet frosting.

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
11/19/2004 03:16 PM

My car broke down, could I use your vagina?