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Just come and do it
A comedy conversation by Neep, Seven's little borg friend. 35,066 15
11/04/2004 04:12 AM 349 views

Come to New Zealand. You know where I live, I have posted a news article about the time my small town had a natural disaster. You know what school I go to because I have posted several times about the most famous of our ex-students. I have even posted about some of the subjects I take. You know my first name and my twin sisters first name. You know where I work. Why have I not been stolen and taken to America for hot creepy republican sex? Y'all are just not trying hard enough are you?

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Just come and do it

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  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074134
Jajoba 1,357 10
11/04/2004 04:14 AM

I've got enough 'points' according to the Web site. Just finishing my studies and I'll be right over.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074136
Neep, Seven's little borg friend. 35,066 15
11/04/2004 04:15 AM

Ta.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074139
Frogpop 173,153 25
11/04/2004 04:35 AM

Put on the uniform. I'll be right over.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074141
Neep, Seven's little borg friend. 35,066 15
11/04/2004 04:37 AM

Wearing it. But better hurry, 3 weeks and I never have to wear it again!

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074199
Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
11/04/2004 09:57 AM

Sorry, we're still arguing about the fastest route to drive there.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074204
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/04/2004 10:03 AM

Hell, we even know your last name.



But you're mistaken about something. Republicans don't have sex. Or if they do, it's only for baby making and they don't enjoy it.



It's the Democrats who have all the sex, and now they can't pass the security checks to fly to the other side of the world.



Your dream of Yankee ravishment will have to wait a while.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074222
Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/04/2004 10:39 AM

hot creepy republican sex



You called?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074235
Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/04/2004 10:48 AM

Neep, the more I see you, the more you make me tingle.



Any chance you want to SELL me that unifom once you're done with it, so I can start "using" it?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074444
Fluro 14,139 11
11/04/2004 02:22 PM

Just you guys wait for my exams to be over. After that, you'll have photos of her house, letterbox, street, shower....

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074451
Daisypie 49,378 9
11/04/2004 02:28 PM

What I read:



Just you guys wait for my exams to be over. After that, you'll have

photos of her house, letterbox, street, shower....

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074463
Neep, Seven's little borg friend. 35,066 15
11/04/2004 02:38 PM

Ohhh... I could sell my old uniform, it's more school girl like anyway.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074469
dinesh 24,862 16
11/04/2004 02:41 PM

now this is my kinda creepy!

 

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Daisypie 49,378 9
11/04/2004 02:43 PM

I'll open the bidding at $50!

 

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A cornucopia of... newwave 45,912 10
11/04/2004 04:39 PM

NZ$50?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074737
Neep, Seven's little borg friend. 35,066 15
11/04/2004 08:39 PM

Ok. One school skirt, one blue blouse, one tie and 1 pair of over the knee black socks. Bidding starts at $50. American. Buyer pays postage. That good?

 

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GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/04/2004 08:57 PM

Oh, lordy. Neep, any chance we could see a picture of you in said uniform? Don't forget the over the knees socks.

 

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Neep, Seven's little borg friend. 35,066 15
11/04/2004 09:18 PM

Sure, when I have the chance.

 

64 8
11/04/2004 09:22 PM

"Don't forget the over the knees socks."



She didn't mention the skirt is under the knee.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074779
Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/04/2004 09:29 PM

Neep? Could you send me a picture, so I can tell all my friends that you are my girlfriend?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074788
AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/04/2004 09:44 PM

Me , being the wonderful wife that i am , gave my hubby a schoolgirl for his birthday

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074789
Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/04/2004 09:45 PM

That sure isn't how it looked when I gave my husband a schoolgirl.

 

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Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/04/2004 09:46 PM

In fairness, I guess the girl was in an outfit, rather than a uniform.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074793
Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/04/2004 09:47 PM

Wow, that picture..



"I'M....AN......OGRE!!"

 

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AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/04/2004 09:52 PM

ogre

"I'M....AN......OGRE!!"



n 1: a cruel wicked and inhuman person [syn: monster, fiend, devil, demon] 2: (folklore) a giant who likes to eat human beings



This is concerning.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1074797
Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/04/2004 09:52 PM

Cripes Sarah, how old are you? 11?



do you weigh 70, or does he weigh 400?

 

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AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/04/2004 09:57 PM

I was around 23yrs in that photo.

Im 4'11" 50kg - hubby is 6'4" 100kg

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1076043
Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/07/2004 06:57 AM

Hey Mookie, check it out.

 

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Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
11/07/2004 07:00 AM

Get back on MSN, don't let my Coleridge scare you!

 

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Frogpop 173,153 25
11/07/2004 07:27 AM

still no picture, eh?

 

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Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
11/07/2004 07:49 AM

Here you go.

 

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Frogpop 173,153 25
11/07/2004 04:50 PM

words, words, words..

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1267537
Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/22/2005 09:46 AM

I never did get that photo. I found an old one though, but I'm sure you've all seen it. I'm ont the left.



There is also this one. But I look retarded. I just want to say the I have my hands under my chin like that because it is really cold, not because I'm some stupid little fan girl or something.



These were taken in novmember 2003 (yes, they were still filming that close to the premiere) when we were 15, nearly 16.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1267542
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/22/2005 09:54 AM

Isn't it summer in November where you are?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1267605
Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
08/22/2005 11:14 AM

I never did get that photo. I found an old one though, but I'm sure you've all seen it. I'm ont the left.



They still ride horses wearing armor and stuff in New Zealand, huh? No wonder they chose to film LotR there.

 

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Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/22/2005 07:13 PM

That was a cold day, but yes it is summer. I remember summer started really late that year.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1267975
johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/22/2005 07:20 PM

Does anyone know where Old Zealand was????

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1267980
DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/22/2005 07:29 PM

Zealand is in Chermany. Zey haff ze many killer wales, ja?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1267982
johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/22/2005 07:32 PM

correct..... Zealand is in Chermany.

New Zealand is forbidden Island near Daggy's House. But where is OLD ZEALAND?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1268058
Neep is still shaking from her Gab withdrawl. 35,066 15
08/22/2005 09:13 PM

Fruck orf.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750754
Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
03/09/2008 10:49 AM

Lol.

Come on guys!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750755
Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
03/09/2008 11:40 AM

I'm gettin there. I left about 2 years ago, but I can't get out of Ohio.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750760
Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
03/09/2008 01:22 PM

I want to visit New Zealand (and the twins). How far from Tahiti is it?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750765
Chit 178,762 15
03/09/2008 01:53 PM

I thought Blue Lep was sending you a ticket?

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750767
Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
03/09/2008 02:00 PM

That far.

Oh, and Blue Lep is Blue Lep.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750768
Chit 178,762 15
03/09/2008 02:02 PM

I have a friend who is head legal council for a huge global company.

After stopping in New Zealand, he touched down in San Francisco, on his way back to DC.

I said...New Zealand?? I know people there... What was that like?

First words were, 'Did you know that prostitution is legal there'.




Good to know!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750769
Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
03/09/2008 02:04 PM

And absinthe.

 

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Chit 178,762 15
03/09/2008 02:08 PM

Holy Crap!


If the ice caps ever melt, I'm not betting on Tahiti!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750774
Chit 178,762 15
03/09/2008 02:34 PM

Prostitution and Absinthe


That sounds like a promotional travel slogan to me.

It beats, 'Come dance in Aruba' as far as I'm concerned.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1750777
Jelly tipped Neep 35,066 15
03/09/2008 02:56 PM

This one?

 

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Chit 178,762 15
03/09/2008 03:07 PM

The only thing I'm sure I understood, is that they got most of the urine out of the pool, and where the bloody hell am I?


Hookers? Absinthe?


Wool??

Push the commodities!