Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/04/2004 08:40 PM

My underwear says "slutty McSlut!" I wiShakespeare would quit yelling in public.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/04/2004 08:41 PM

I wouldn't know. I haven't worn panties in months.

Swizzberry Sauce 3,957 10
11/04/2004 08:41 PM

Spicey wears a thong? Hmmmm.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/04/2004 08:43 PM

For the ladies, a typical double standard applies. Moynahan pointed out that often, women going without underwear are doing so to taunt the men around them. It's also possible that these are Earth-conscious women who don't want to constrict their nether parts.



Huh.

Saucy Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/04/2004 08:43 PM

Moynahan pointed out that often, women going without underwear are doing so to taunt the men around them.

Oh Jane, you tease, you!

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/04/2004 08:44 PM

It says you're dirty. Oh so dirty.



My underwear says I'M dirty? That's the pot calling the kettle black.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/04/2004 08:45 PM

I have enough trouble with the voices in my head without worrying about the voices in my crotch.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
11/04/2004 08:46 PM

Eeeeewww.

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
11/04/2004 08:47 PM

Hah, that article said "anal tendency"

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
11/04/2004 09:04 PM

That article is bullShakespeare. I just want a pair of underwear that will stay out of my crack!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
11/04/2004 09:05 PM

I'm guessing you're not a thong person, Donk.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/04/2004 09:07 PM

Mine says....



"JEEEEEEESSSUUSSSSS CHHHHRRRRIISSSTTT...YYYOOUUURREEE SSSTTRREEETCCCHIINNGG MEEEEE...LOOOSSSEEE WWWEEIIGGHTTT YYYOOUUUU FFFAAAAAATT BBBAAASSTTAAARRDD!"

IronChef 164 8
11/04/2004 09:09 PM

Too much room in the front, not enough room in the back.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/04/2004 09:11 PM

Inhibited?



Me?

millie will bring the pies 116,984 28
11/04/2004 09:15 PM

"[Those who wear boxer-briefs] are usually the ones that are good at committing in relationships," Moynahan says.



I happen to know that's not true.



I don't think that article mentions cotton bikini briefs with flowers, etc. on them. Frost panty-lines, I go for comfort. (And the flowers and stuff are cute.)

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
11/04/2004 09:22 PM

The son of a bitch gossips about me all the time! I have no idea what it's saying, but if I lean real close I can hear it mumbling in some foreign tongue secrets about me, to all its other underwear pals...

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/04/2004 09:25 PM

It says nothing about my waist to knee bloomers

or chastity belt

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/04/2004 09:29 PM

Underwear???



Does.....not.........compute.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/04/2004 09:32 PM

"COULD YOU PUUHLEASE TRY AND WIPE A LITTLE BETTER!!?? YOU'RE KILLIN ME!!"

Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 09:32 PM

I only wear knickers that have racing stripes on them.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/04/2004 09:42 PM

"Just because you can wear me inside out, doesn't mean you should"

Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 09:46 PM

Brown racing stripes!

Saucy Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/04/2004 09:50 PM

To quote Spicey, eeeeewww.

Stuffed Jerk Pudding 4,016 9
11/04/2004 10:36 PM

<action> takes off underwear and puts it to his ear </action>



























































































































"Whoa buddy, I thought your Emerson was ugly. Put me back on!"

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
11/04/2004 10:40 PM

My anal hairs form a nice pair of underwear. Only problem is changing it.

HeadlineNews 367 9
11/05/2004 02:31 AM

My underwear and I talk about stock options.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/05/2004 02:45 AM

Apparently it says that I'm good at committing in relationships, but that's not true...

Jajoba 1,357 10
11/05/2004 05:11 AM

wouldn't know. I haven't worn panties in months



Me neither and look at this:



For the ladies, a typical double standard applies. Moynahan pointed out that often, women going without underwear are doing so to taunt the men around them. It's also possible that these are Earth-conscious women who don't want to constrict their nether parts.



This Moynahan dude has his bloody head up his arse.

Jajoba 1,357 10
11/05/2004 05:13 AM

Oh, and men who were briefs or thongs should be shot... or get waxed.



Nothing pretty about a man in girls panties.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/05/2004 06:13 AM

Mine says lace and silk.

























what?

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/05/2004 06:14 AM

Erm.... .I mean, normal white cotton briefs. That's what I meant to say. Really.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/05/2004 06:16 AM

Course, this weekend is the Foothills Highland Games, so the kilt comes out and I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEE, Free-balllin.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/05/2004 06:17 AM

and no, Declan, I have not learned my lession. I will be riding the scot bike with kilt once again.

Fratberry 282,845 53
11/05/2004 09:45 AM

I think sometimes my underwear likes to get philosophic on me but really its just talking out of its ass.

turtle10 42,574 26
11/05/2004 09:48 AM

I just wear a sock.











Hey, it gets cold in New Emgland!

turtle10 42,574 26
11/05/2004 09:48 AM

New England even

Bonky 75,728 15
11/05/2004 10:24 AM

My underwear used to talk about me behind my back, so we're not friends anymore.

HeadlineNews 367 9
11/05/2004 11:23 AM

that bastard!

I declare a civil war on all underwear and its affiliates!

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/05/2004 12:07 PM

I am "down-to-earth and believe in a natural way of life." Or else I just like the way it feels when my weiner rubs right against my corduroy pants.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/05/2004 12:07 PM

I am "down-to-earth and believe in a natural way of life." Or else I just like the way it feels when my weiner rubs right against my corduroy pants.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/05/2004 12:08 PM

Or maybe both.

Dissappointed but Not Suprised, Pubah 56,805 18
11/05/2004 04:07 PM

Wearing no drawls means I can tie a bracholii stalk into knots with my tounge...

Llama- packing on the holiday llbs 7,194 10
11/05/2004 05:44 PM

I wear these, though I don't quite look like Giselle in them.





Not really that funny, but hey, free boobie picture!

MaddMatt _Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/05/2004 05:44 PM

Mine just say "Hanes".



I am however, willing to listen to anything else they would have to say, if they are so inclined.

New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/05/2004 05:56 PM

My underwear and the Talledega superspeedway have much in common.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/05/2004 06:29 PM

Yo mama so fat, when she wears her BVDs, they spell out boulevard.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/05/2004 07:39 PM

mine all say that after x years, they're ready for retirement. i never listen, though.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/05/2004 07:43 PM

My panties say that I need to get laid.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/05/2004 07:45 PM

HP, all your clothes say that.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/05/2004 07:55 PM

oh, snap.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/05/2004 08:31 PM

But I thought the school girl outfit I borrowed from Neep would say otherwise!

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/05/2004 08:42 PM

No, it talks about whether Neep needs to get laid. Nice try.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/05/2004 08:44 PM

Damn. I'll go put my R2-D2 shirt back on.

WickedWegieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/05/2004 08:59 PM

I like to taunt men.



well duh......





and Chickens I am going to have to take you off of my stalking list if you wear tighty whities.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/05/2004 09:06 PM

HP, I have no idea what to say to that. You win.



Bitch.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/05/2004 09:18 PM

SCORE!

Napkin The Dooshbag (knows it's douche) 30,762 12
11/05/2004 11:52 PM

I still wear my spiderman tighty-whities. That's why I'm so cool.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/05/2004 11:54 PM

And what does it mean when you realize you've had them on in-side-out all day?



I'm just asking.

Napkin The Dooshbag (knows it's douche) 30,762 12
11/06/2004 12:38 AM

It means I've been drinking!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
11/06/2004 12:47 AM

It means that you're versatile, Roofie.

77,546 17
11/06/2004 01:51 AM

"This fat bastard never wipes!"

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/06/2004 07:54 AM

It's 30 degees outside and I'm contemplating a 50 mile motorcycle ride in a kilt with no underwear.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
11/06/2004 08:12 AM

i usually go without underwear because i don't have any clean ones. is that tantalizing?!

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/06/2004 09:46 AM

Surely a good Scot can think of a better way than frostbite to get his dick stiff.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
11/06/2004 09:48 AM

Lizzie, you were already the perfect fantasy low-maintainance girlfriend. This information is just icing on the cake.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
11/06/2004 09:55 AM

Or the perhaps the frosting?

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
11/06/2004 12:04 PM

It's 30 degees outside and I'm contemplating a 50 mile motorcycle ride in a kilt with no underwear.



Normally I'd be all for this, but you've already bred, so there's no point in freezing off your pecker.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
11/12/2004 09:44 PM

yes, it's true. i just require some affection, and a bowl of water everyday.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/12/2004 09:45 PM

when starsky dies, you can be my next pet.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
11/12/2004 09:52 PM

i do like to take an occasional pee on the carpet, though.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
11/12/2004 09:52 PM

i hope that won't be a problem in our relationship.

Dr. Chester Felipe 161,353 14
11/12/2004 09:56 PM

I pee on the carpet just to show it who's boss.

Dr. Chester Felipe 161,353 14
11/12/2004 09:57 PM

I show my carpet Tony Danza as a house keeper to show it Who's The Boss.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/12/2004 10:01 PM

you'll break that habit after your nose has been rubbed in the peepee a few times.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/13/2004 04:58 AM

My underwear seems to be saying I don't fully comprehend all seven of the days of the week yet.





Or someone snuck up and wrote "Thursday" on these.

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/13/2004 05:05 AM

It's 30 degees outside and I'm contemplating a 50 mile motorcycle ride in a kilt with no underwear.



<action>prays Chickens takes this ride WITHOUT tighty whities and strays to Pennsylvania</action>



And for the love of GOD please don't ask for directions. NEAR CITY HALL!!!!!!!

Jibberish 16 8
11/25/2004 12:14 AM

"It's not fair, I'm there for you. Why an affair with the sock?"