Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 10:44 PM

Hello dear! Are you new?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/04/2004 10:46 PM

Hi, Zuggo! I'm Jane. I'm a 25 year old woman in Texas. I like long walks in the rain and listening to John Tesh. Are you a girl or a boy? Will you be my friend?

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:46 PM

No, but i just got a the internet installed in my new house.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 10:47 PM

Zuggo? I had no idea that any of the Marx Brothers were still alive.

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:47 PM

Jane, I live in Virginia (not located in texas)

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 10:47 PM

No, but i just got a the internet installed in my new house.



The whole internet, or just parts of it?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/04/2004 10:48 PM

But you can still be my friend! In fact, sometimes the best friends are the ones you never have to actually see.

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:49 PM

what do you think

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:50 PM

i cant seem to keep up whith this conversation

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:51 PM

Also, i think i spelled 'with' wrong

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 10:53 PM

i cant seem to keep up whith this conversation



Ah! You obviously only got part of the internet, then.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 10:53 PM

Can you see the naked pictures posted in this thread?

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:53 PM

wouldnt "the colon spasms" be a great name for a rock band?

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:54 PM

Dogs, im on a school controlled computer

Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 10:56 PM

So you are new then? Super! Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?



My name is Naomi. I own a chain of beauty therapy clinics here in frosty old Yorkshire. There's not much money in it mind you, (have you SEEN how ugly yorkshire lasses are?)



My life partners name is Harriet, she's a gym junkie. We have 4 dogs and we live in an 800 yr old farmhouse in the dales. I drive into halifax and leeds twice a week just to keep an eye on business, but mainly we just stay home and watch the shopping channel.



My favourite colour is blue, my favourite flower is the buttercup, and my favourite food is salad. Really! I have to keep an eye on my figure what with being in the beauty therapy business and all.



We don't have any children yet, but we intend to adopt a baby girl from Russia in the next year or so, I've already chosen a name : Jemima. Sweet, isn't it?!



Anyhoo.... I'm rambling on again, please go ahead and tell us a little about yourself.

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 10:57 PM

Im not new

Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 10:58 PM

Are you sure?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 10:58 PM

Zugs, I'm in a rent-controlled apartment.

Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 10:59 PM

I'm in the kitchen!

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
11/04/2004 11:00 PM

Are you typing on your E-neticon appliances?

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/04/2004 11:00 PM

I'm on the couch!

My cat is in my lap!

Not THAT cat!

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:00 PM

No really, im not new. I started 2 conversations and wrote an article, but then i moved and the internet guy just hooked up my computer

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/04/2004 11:01 PM

Latest Articles Has not published any articles.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/04/2004 11:02 PM

Funny. I can't seem to clickie your incredibly hilarious article.

4,016 9
11/04/2004 11:04 PM

Somone say my name?

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:04 PM

Well, i was reading the pranks and than i submited one.

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:06 PM

has anyone ever been to rubberfaces.com before?

Rаt 2,085 9
11/04/2004 11:06 PM

You lost me at hello.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 11:06 PM

He said "wrote an article," not published an article.



I wrote two articles in the above sentence.

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:08 PM

if youre being sarcastic ,dogs, shut up

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 11:08 PM

That's what I usually shout at my husky and retriever.

Stuffed Jerk Pudding 4,016 9
11/04/2004 11:09 PM

People on GAB are never sarcastic.

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:09 PM

where is Yorkshire?

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/04/2004 11:10 PM

He was helping you by proving you weren't lying. Then he made a joke based on the noun "article." You are extra dumb.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
11/04/2004 11:10 PM

Oh boy, here it comes...





*grabs tin pot hat and heads for the hills*

Daggy McDoesn't Do Thanksgiving 86,705 14
11/04/2004 11:11 PM

Where is Yorkshire?







WHERE IS YORKSHIRE???







Do you know what wool is?

Stuffed Jerk Pudding 4,016 9
11/04/2004 11:12 PM

Yea it's chinese for "roll".

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:13 PM

Roasted Raccoon, dont make me come down there

Zuggo 311 8
11/04/2004 11:14 PM

Well, goodnight!

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/04/2004 11:17 PM

Zuggo, I've been here for about three months longer than you, and I still consider myself fairly new. Also, we wouldn't ask if you were new if you refered to yourself as "I" instead of "i."

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 11:18 PM

A friend 'hello' and a friendly 'good night.'



What a pleasant young man. Wonder if he's that nice young fellow who helped us last week at the hardware store?

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/04/2004 11:21 PM

I wonder if he's the paper boy. That's a nice throwing arm ya' got there paper boy. Say, I got some candy in my pocket for the paper boy.

</Family Guy Creepy Old Man>

Rаt 2,085 9
11/04/2004 11:26 PM

Can you see the naked pictures posted in this thread?



Zuggo



Dogs, im on a school controlled computer



I can't see the naked pictures either, must have the firewall too high.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/04/2004 11:38 PM

You should set it to '8.'

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
11/04/2004 11:39 PM

This one goes to 11.

[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/05/2004 01:00 AM

I think we can crown and new "Worst N00b" Champion of the World!

[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
11/05/2004 01:03 AM

crown and new ...



I put a conjunction in the place of an article. <insert article joke here>



I think we can crown a new English Destroyer Runner-up.



Yeah, I don't think that post quite takes the title from Dubya.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/05/2004 06:52 AM

Also, i think i spelled 'with' wrong



You should fit write in then.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/05/2004 08:21 AM

Hi Zuggo,



My name is Tawny. I'm a teenage Mother from rural Georgia. I live in a trailer now but hope to move into a subsudized housing development as soon as mah boyfriend(Randy) gets off the third shift at the plant. I have 2 kids, a one year old and well I'm pregnant with the next.



I like to smoke Kools, drink Budweiser beer (no glass) and I watch NASCAR on Sundays. Cain't miss mah racin'. I don't work muhself but I'm really up to date on all the soaps, cause I watch mah stories every day.



Ever watch that Dr. Phil guy? Yeah, he's a liar. I got to go now, I think they're here to shut of mmy pow-

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/05/2004 12:14 PM

Zuggo, did you maha me just because I said you were a noob? Come on, Kid, you started a thread to say "hi," what the hell did you expect to happen? Go fist yourself.

Jerk wants Puddin for Christmas 4,016 9
11/05/2004 06:09 PM

Zuggo, this doesn't stop until either you are dead, whether faked or actual, or you show your penis to everyone.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/05/2004 06:27 PM

I'm a teenage Mother



Yeah, sure. You're a teenager.



Is it still 1991?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/05/2004 06:27 PM

I've decided I want to do that starts with "S" thing, and this seems to be the best way to do it. I imagine Trae will be at my house in under 10 hours.

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
11/05/2004 06:30 PM

Ohhh, I get it! His name backwards reads "Go Zug"!



Wait a second...

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/05/2004 06:38 PM

What the hell are you smoking? His name spelled backwards would be "ogguz."

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/05/2004 06:40 PM

<action>whispers in HS's ear</action>I think he was trying to make a joke. Did you notice the "wait a second..."?

Jurk Poodin voats fer Bush! 4,016 9
11/05/2004 06:42 PM

And if you reverse the order of the letters "ogguz" you get gozug!

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/05/2004 06:50 PM

What the balls is going on in here?



Do I have to separate you two?

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/05/2004 06:56 PM

<action> gets in car, drives West

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/05/2004 06:58 PM

Waitaminute... I'm west.



SHE'S MINE!! ALL MINE!!

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/05/2004 07:01 PM

Hey Trae, you could drive south...



*winks*

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
11/05/2004 07:28 PM

Thanks, Jane. Clearly it wasn't a very good one, but, hey, at least one person found it funny!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/05/2004 08:30 PM

Where's that nice young man, Zuggo.



I've got some questions about this snow blower.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/05/2004 08:53 PM

i don't think there's been a real snow blower since informer fell off of the charts.

Zuggo 311 8
11/05/2004 10:14 PM

i cant believe this thing is still here. i started it like, last nite.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/05/2004 10:16 PM

I can't believe you are still here. Why don't you die now?

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/05/2004 10:17 PM

Then this shows you how friendly we all are and how everyone wants to invite you to stick around and make yourself comfortable.

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/05/2004 10:21 PM

i have changed my name from Zuggo.

Thank you

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/05/2004 10:23 PM

It's not an imporvment

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/05/2004 10:24 PM

u wanna peice of me

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/05/2004 10:30 PM

I can't believe Trae hasn't killed me yet.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/05/2004 11:06 PM

it's a long drive.

Smigly12321 4 8
11/05/2004 11:14 PM

Maybe im being a total newbie but when you select all you see a funny code next to a persons info on the post. Feel free to make fun of me if this isint new and or interesting.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/05/2004 11:14 PM

I can't kill you, Jane. You've never spurned my advances. Do that, and I'll fly out there.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/05/2004 11:16 PM

Smigly, your name makes me giggle.



The numbers you speak of are encrypted IP's. Long story, not important.



WELCOME TO GAB!

ringworm 68,315 13
11/05/2004 11:23 PM

12321 is a palindrome.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/05/2004 11:27 PM

u r teh smrt!

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/05/2004 11:27 PM

I wish I had a drone.

Napkin The Dooshbag (knows it's douche) 30,762 12
11/05/2004 11:43 PM

i hope u all get canccer u newbs. i hate newbs. get a life.











Did I do it right? Did I?

Linchen 452 13
11/06/2004 12:24 AM

No, you actually ended your sentences in periods





See?

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 10:46 AM

i started this thig on thursday and its still here

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/06/2004 10:49 AM

You can only blame yourself.

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 10:52 AM

dude

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/06/2004 10:53 AM

Now get over here and help me carry this back of de-icer out to my car...

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 10:57 AM

hey ringworm, "go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog" is also a palindrome

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 10:59 AM

"no sir, away, a papaya war is on"



Another palindrome

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 11:03 AM

more palindromes: "so many dynamos" "dr.awkward" "a man, a plan, a canal, panama"

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/06/2004 11:04 AM

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhgraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalb



is a palindrome, albeit not a very good one.

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 11:07 AM

"llama mall" "race car"



Even more

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
11/06/2004 12:17 PM

Shutup putuhs

Smigly12321 4 8
11/06/2004 03:51 PM

a satan sees natasa

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
11/06/2004 08:32 PM

I like it when a new person comes here. It's like an orgy of retards in a speeding train about to collide with a wall because the guy who was putting down the tracks thought it would be a funny prank.



And you know, because it's going to be a train wreck, you won't be able to look away. Ever.

Sr Zapato 349 8
11/06/2004 08:42 PM

My favorite palindrome is the one I am currently writing because even though it is a palindrome, it's kind of a cheat because it describes a phone call I got yesterday from an alien, and all I heard was "Sawdr aehillad naneil ana morfy. Adretseytog illacen ohpasebircsed tiesuaceb taehc afodnik stiemor? Dnil apasi tihg uohtne veesuacebgni irwyl tnerru cma ienoe htsie mordnilape tirovafym!"

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/06/2004 08:45 PM

Ok, that gets a click just for sheer effort.

The Evanizer Bunny 311 8
11/06/2004 09:27 PM

nice one, Sr Zapato

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/07/2004 12:02 PM

I clickied you, Mr. Shoe, even though you did misspell "ohpasebircsehd."

Phuc 237,915 21
11/07/2004 01:40 PM

Hello, Zuggo. My real name is Al. Like Trae, I am a trailer-trash inbred honkey (as you can see from my icon).



I drew all the icons here, except for the custom ones and my day job is dressing up like an injun chief and getting polaroids taken with tourists in Gatlinbug, TN for a sawbuck a snapshot.



John paid me for the icons in Zug stock options, so I hope to move me and my brood out of the trailer soon.

Sr Zapato 349 8
11/07/2004 02:01 PM

Thanks Dogs. I was hooked on alien phonics, but I quit cold turkey.

Zuggo 311 8
11/07/2004 07:14 PM

did u seriously draw all thes icons?

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/07/2004 10:38 PM

Yes, Zuggo, Al really did draw the icons.



And in an interesting coincidence, his last name, Naitagaragatian, happens to be a palindrome.

Ms. Trixxie Queen of the Turducken People 65,026 15
11/08/2004 10:09 AM

Welcome to ZUG: ZUGGO/THE EVANIZER BUNNY, My name is Trixxie and I am a Drag Queen past her prime who's glory has faded along with her figure and her sanity. I live in a perpetual alcohol pain killer induced stupor. Lucky my parents left we quite well off, and I exist on a diet of beluga, don perigon, and 19 year old boys

Aimless 54,807 10
11/08/2004 10:20 AM

You people need to remember that there are natural blondes who post here and quit with the big words.





I hate haveing to go the the dictionary site first thing in the morning. It gets my pubes all up in a bunch.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/08/2004 03:44 PM

did u seriously draw all thes icons?



If he was serious when he drew them, do you think that they'd look like that?

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/08/2004 04:03 PM

Isn't it interesting when you stop by a thread once, make an offhand remark, then get out, thinking you will never return. But, the damn thread will not drop off the board for some reason. So you stop back in and find out you got a full pee tube you didn't know about.



I love that.