GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 12:32 AM

Also, I'm now going to get really drunk. If you click on the link, you have to give me a clickie. Even if you don't like them.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/07/2004 12:34 AM

Hot damn on a stick! Boobies are NOT ruining GAB!

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/07/2004 12:35 AM

No, Fluro is the only thing ruining gab. I don't see him posting his boobies.

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/07/2004 12:36 AM

Dammit Jane, I you promised you'd never post those pictures I sent you!

Swizz - los trastos en el tronco 3,957 10
11/07/2004 12:39 AM

Beautiful!

Nobody calls me 214 9
11/07/2004 12:49 AM

Boobies? Yes, please.

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/07/2004 12:56 AM

It didn't occur to me that the overdose of prescription painkillers would hinder my ability to be funny.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
11/07/2004 12:58 AM

The real question is what's hiding underneath there.

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/07/2004 01:22 AM

Bones and organs, I would assume.

Piemaster is mobile 12,538 15
11/07/2004 02:12 AM

Those tits are helping me through some hard times...

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2004 02:14 AM

...Just remember that I've had 2 kids. And stuff...



What kind of stuff, kittens, puppies, chickens, what?

Fluro 14,139 11
11/07/2004 02:17 AM

TTJ, I owe you somthing.

Neep: I dont think posting my boobies is a good idea. Concidering I'm a male.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2004 02:27 AM

w00t!

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/07/2004 02:48 AM

You wouldn't even consider it?

PuggyD 48,304 12
11/07/2004 02:50 AM

This is not my beautiful wife! This is not my beautiful house!



HOW DID I GET HERE?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 02:53 AM

Which one of you spineless Frostwads mahad me for that?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 03:09 AM

TTJ, I owe you somthing.





Please please please let it involve penis pictures.

Fluro 14,139 11
11/07/2004 03:32 AM

I have said in previous threads that tit pics will be rewarded. Just you wait, Jane.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/07/2004 05:20 AM

Boobalicious! Thank you, Janey! And don't worry about the mahas. Someone here has gone on a little maha bender. I'm sure it's no reflection on your boobies.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 11:46 AM

Ok, here's the deal people, I can't click on certain links on this computer because those links are blocked. So what needs to happen is, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO EMAIL ME THOSE BREASTS!



Please hurry, must see TTJ boobies!

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 11:53 AM

Check mail, Foye.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 11:58 AM

Thank you very much Trae, I would hug you if you weren't on the other side of the world!

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 12:02 PM

In fact I will do one better I will email you a limited edition penis pic!













Ok, not that limited! Thanks Trae.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/07/2004 12:19 PM

Man, you guys have guts.



I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd show you mine too,

but my house happens to be in a No Boobing Zone.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 12:19 PM

You're welcome. Always willing to help a little soldier out.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 12:51 PM

Check mail, Trae!

Munkus 2,801 10
11/07/2004 12:52 PM

<action>Goes away to stare at tubgirl for away</action>

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 01:51 PM

Okay, I know they're not the prettiest tits in the world. But I don't think you really need to stare at tubgirl to erase their image from your mind.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 02:01 PM

Boobies are a beautiful thing!

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 02:05 PM

Thank you Foye, but why is he sleeping?

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 02:09 PM

You weren't there to wake him up, Trae!

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 02:16 PM

Wait a minute, he was awake in one of the pictures!

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 02:25 PM

Foye, did she get the same pictures I did? If so, then Trae his is awake in one of them.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 02:32 PM

TTJ, Yes!

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 03:30 PM

Oh yeah...what do ya know, he is awake!! But he looks like he's still wiping the sleep from his eye.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/07/2004 03:32 PM

Are you saying I'm small, Trae, because it was cold that day!

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 04:05 PM

No, not small at all. Just cute. I don't think I've ever seen a cute penis before.



I just want to pat it on it's head and tell him he's a good boy. Maybe ruffle his hair a little.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/07/2004 04:08 PM

Somewhere in Iraq, a soldier sits alone and crying.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 04:09 PM

I'm sure yours is cute too, Chickens.

Fluro 14,139 11
11/07/2004 05:55 PM

Trae: your mockery is endangering the chances of my pictures being posted.

Humphrey B Skippin’ Thanksgiving 51,764 12
11/07/2004 06:35 PM

That made my sticker peck out.

















































Wha??!?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/07/2004 06:55 PM

I'm sure Janey has very nice tah-tahs, but I will take everyone else's word for it.



My brother seemed to like them, though, and he's got excellent taste on the subject of women.

Lamburkey (ready for sloppy seconds) 33,017 9
11/07/2004 08:05 PM

This thread deserves to be bumped... Again and again and again.

















::runs to change panties::

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 08:06 PM

GAB IS AWESOME

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/07/2004 08:14 PM

Were they nice? Were they? Were they nice?







I bet they were nice.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 08:31 PM

Shakespeare-- your nipples reminded me I forgot to pick up bologna

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 08:40 PM

HAHAHAHA!



Really, if you're going to make smart ass comments, try to not make them about something quite so obvious. Yes, I have giant nipples.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 08:42 PM

Jane...I so love you now.



Will you come visit me?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 08:43 PM

Sure. WIll your wife be joining us? If not, do you think she'd be willing to shoot the video?

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/07/2004 08:45 PM

Slowly, slowly the mental picture becomes clearer.



A few more comments and it will all come into focus...

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 09:00 PM

Chris's wife shoot video?-- Damn he'll be done before she would even have a chance to focus-- anyway-- she'll be busy--at the apartment building up the street

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 09:01 PM

Ahhh Paulie...I have nothing to worry about...she's not your type....



She's not just BARELY above drinking age.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 09:07 PM

yeah it will be a a little differnt-- kind of geriatric-- but dosen't it make you happy that at least she's doing someone?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 09:08 PM

My God, Demo must really love Priestess. The man doesn't even look at other women's breasts.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 09:09 PM

Having sex with my wife Paulie?







So sorry you have resorted to bottom-feeding.

Swizz - los trastos en el tronco 3,957 10
11/07/2004 09:15 PM

I should post my boobies some day.



Some day.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 09:16 PM

So sorry you have resorted to bottom-feeding.



You're married to a lobster?

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 09:18 PM

You're married to a lobster?





No she's more like a crab-- but only because Chris gave them to her.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 09:21 PM

Listen, you donkey raping Shakespeare eater. THis is my boobie thread. Pull up your roots and go plant yourself somewhere else. And back the Frost up and quit saying Shakespeare about Chris.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 09:21 PM

Chris is married to Tabula?

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 09:22 PM

Bahahahaha donkey raping Shakespeare eater!!! Good God I love you Jane.....have my babies??

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 09:29 PM

Hey the Donkey was a consenting adult-- it just liked to have it back hoofs tied up--- and don't knock eating Shakespeare till ya tried it-- by the way even though your nipples are big-- they ain't bad

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 09:32 PM

<action>mutters</action>something something with "S" ends with "uicide"

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 09:36 PM

Hey-- it's not worth killing yourself over--- there is surgery that can reduce your nipples-- but I would be more concerned with the banana shape of your titties before you did anything about your nipples

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 09:40 PM

Uh-oh...here we go.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 09:41 PM

<action> rips off shirt walks around ring holding up ROUND 1 sign

Fluro 14,139 11
11/07/2004 09:44 PM

Oh no you di'nt!

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 09:50 PM

<action> tries to distract Jane from the n00b





Here honey, look at this!!!



*I don't share often but it seemed like TTJ needed a pick me up.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 09:51 PM

GAB IS HORRIBLE

Swizz - los trastos en el tronco 3,957 10
11/07/2004 09:52 PM

GAB is a beautiful thing!!

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 09:54 PM

That is one tiny penis in that picture

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 09:56 PM

Banana shaped? BANANA SHAPED!



Look, let's try this again. Just take one more look. I'm sure you'll agree they don't actually look like bananas.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 09:56 PM

Can I get a clikie if I post a picture of my penis?

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 09:57 PM

I'm sorry Paulie I didn't know you liked them bigger then that. I had to scale it back so it'd fit in the album.



What's your email? I'll send you my entire collection.





*shines QTA signal into the sky*

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:01 PM

Anything, people, anything. Can't a nigga get a little bit of love?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:02 PM

Oh, and thank you Trae, for that picture. It was greatly enjoyed and did distract me for a bit.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 10:04 PM

<action>Throws up, from a mixture of nausea, and his own stupidity</action>



DAMN YOU JANE!! and your clever Jedi mind tricks.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 10:04 PM

I just peed all over you Doc..

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:05 PM

Wait, was that Doc's? I didn't see a name on it.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:06 PM

Well I wasn't really looking for pee as much as I was a what the hell is going on, how has Gab been, but that'll do. Now dance.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 10:07 PM

No, that wasn't Doc's... it's MINE.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:08 PM

I mean, I haven't felt this left out since Paul Reubens 'acciedently' left the the Dressing Room door open on the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:09 PM

Doc die.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:09 PM

Sorry.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:10 PM

Ahahahha, how incredible.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 10:10 PM

Now Jane-- that new photo is talent-- I mean the arc on that-- perfect-- was it corn or squash that gave it that lovely yellow tinge

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:12 PM

This is what I get for showing my tits? I waited almost a year to show them. And I get this sniveling mess makeing mindless comments and Doc talking Shakespeare about Paul in return?

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:13 PM

If you want I can make fun of your tits too?

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:13 PM

Um, no. That's okay. But thanks.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 10:14 PM

Jane, I LOVE your tits...



Soooo would put teh C0CK between them.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:14 PM

Oh come on, I'll make it really mean! I bet those saddlebags spew out powdered milk!

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:15 PM

Uh, or I guess I could make a joke about putting my penis on you, or something.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 10:15 PM

TTJ, I feel your pain. I got loads of Shakespeare when I posted mine. Some would say that was the beginning of the end.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:15 PM

I am really confused.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/07/2004 10:18 PM

Pi IS EXACTLY 3!!!

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 10:19 PM

Jane in all honesty-- they are wonderfull tits-- I'm sure before the trauma of lactation-- they were perfect-- be proud of your tits-- enjoy them-- rub them--- make your nipples so hard I can hang my hat on it-----ooops-- sorry-- got carried away there-- but seriously-- thank you-- I will think about your tits as I stand in front of the toilet holding my modest pecker in my hand-- not as modest as the one Trea posted but a close second-- and lovinly stroke it-- thinking about your tits-- and the fact I still need to pick up bologna

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:20 PM

<action>starts to panic at all the negative comments</action>Supplies!





Ford is banned?





Fo drizzle.















I HAVE A ONE ARMED KID!!

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:21 PM

Ahahah, someone gave me a nega-clickie for my powdered milk joke! hahah! I was being mean!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
11/07/2004 10:22 PM

Jane's boobies thread is ruining GAB.





I blame the penis.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:23 PM

Everyone should stop being mean about titties and penis! Put an end to the hate!

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 10:23 PM

<action>looks at pic that Trae posted</action>



Hey! Where'd you get that?

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 10:24 PM

Janes Boobie thread rules-- the penis does suck-- sorry Chris

millie will bring the pies 116,988 28
11/07/2004 10:24 PM

Jane, your boobs are nice.



The nicest thing about boobs is they are as unique as people (except fake boobs, which don't count and are gross.)

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:25 PM

The penis does not suck. And Doc, I promise, it wasn't me that mahad you.

And Spicey, nobody is forcing you to look at my breasts.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/07/2004 10:26 PM

The penis picture? Umm... why?



Does it look familiar?

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:26 PM

Heh, I told an ex-girlfriend that once. She had lopsided titties.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:26 PM

I don't give a Shakespeare about a maha.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 10:27 PM

<action>pulls his c0ck out of Trae's ass</action>



Why yes....yes it does!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
11/07/2004 10:27 PM

Jane, I said I blame the penis. Boobies are never a bad thing.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 10:29 PM

Jane never feel bad about your tits-- there are starving women in Africa who would kill for tits like yours

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/07/2004 10:30 PM

There ARE women in Africa with tits like hers!

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 10:31 PM

I don't feel bad about my tits. I've had 2 kids, and I don't think they look bad considering. They could be a lot worse.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2004 10:32 PM

They look better than my tits, but the girl was only 13.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/07/2004 10:32 PM

and it was nice of your kids to leave a little something for us to enjoy-- thank them for me will you?

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/07/2004 11:07 PM

Jane, as a real man, an adult, heterosexual man, a man who has been out and about in the world and seen quite a few actual real live human female breasts, and not just images of breasts on the computer screen in his mother's basement, I can confidently tell you that your breasts are perfectly lovely.



Be proud of them. And thank you for sharing them.



</sincere>

</real>

</run on sentence>

Adrian the Zombieslut. 13,341 13
11/07/2004 11:24 PM

Very nice boobs, TTJ. They looked very..kissable, and very nice to put some nice massage oil on and play with for hours and h.....I... gotta go.....for a smoke.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/07/2004 11:39 PM

as a real man, an adult



Whistler, you have just proven why older men are the bomb. You make me happy today.

Feeble, Terrifying All Who See Him 32,400 15
11/07/2004 11:42 PM

There were nice boobies. I can imagine them bouncing during sex.



Some people have no appreciation of the finer things in life.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/08/2004 02:21 AM

120 posts on TTJ's BOOBS !!!

Only on zug.

turtle10 42,578 26
11/08/2004 10:02 AM

Jane, I have to say they are very nice. Don't listen to anyone that tells you different. Big breasticles are always fun.





thanks!

A cornucopia of... newwave 45,912 10
11/08/2004 01:11 PM

Hey, I like them and all, but how about some context? I'd like to see a nice tasteful topless shot, face and all. TTJ, my e-mail is in my profile.

GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/08/2004 03:26 PM

Aaw, most of you guys are so nice. Thank you.

Saucy Humongous Panda Breasts 181,783 70
11/08/2004 03:28 PM

Janey, I think you have perfectly nice boobies.



Either that or I'm just saying that because I want you.





Or both.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/08/2004 03:40 PM

Yay! Panda wants me!

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/08/2004 03:40 PM

My penis likes your boobies, Jane!











Oh, are we off the subject of my penis already,sorry!

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/08/2004 04:29 PM

Nice tits, Jane. You seem so much more mysterious now, for some reason...



Matter of fact, They remind me of Chance's boobs, Sans stapler.



Which reminds me that i diddnt show too much appreciation for Chances' tits when she posted them.



So i guess its alot less of a compliment now.



And since im just digging myself a hole now..







I 2.99 SHP's grandes titas, And nobody can take that from me!!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/08/2004 09:03 PM

Okay, who left this message?



Comment from Pee Wee Herman

(Monday, Nov 8th, 2004 - 12:21:12 AM)

Jane, be mine! I'll give up the kiddie stuff for those!

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
11/08/2004 09:23 PM

Wasn't me, though I did enjoy the lubbly jubblies.. very nice.



Any updates on the other "late submission" for the auction? I haven't seen her around, though I'm not exactly around all that much myself.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/08/2004 09:44 PM

Well, I don't think you're going to see hers.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/09/2004 01:05 AM

Okay, I'm really sorry. But there was someone I wanted to see this. So I have to bump it again and wait for him to see this.

Yes, I know it would be easier to just tell him to go look. But I can't do that. Sure, I can post my breasts for all the world to see, but I can't tell this person to go look because then he might think I like him or something, and then it would turn into this big junior high thing where I'm sending him a note saying"Do you like me? Yes____ No____" and I would feel silly and end up getting my feelings hurt when he decided to run off and date my best friend and why don't you like me?





Um, never mind.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/09/2004 01:43 AM

I just realized a flaw in my plan. If he doesn't post here or in the photo album, I won't know if he looked.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/09/2004 01:48 AM

how exactly would he post in the photo album?

ringworm 68,315 13
11/09/2004 01:55 AM

like so.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/09/2004 02:03 AM

ahh, THAT photo album.

Ms. Trixxie Queen of the Turducken People 65,026 15
11/09/2004 09:22 AM

I have a pic of Doc's penis if anybody want to post it. I only need Therlin's and then I'll have the whole set.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/09/2004 11:18 AM

Your plan is flawed, but I still want to make out with you, so it's okay.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/09/2004 02:40 PM

Jane, I heart you. Do you heart me?



YES ______ no _

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/09/2004 02:43 PM

I'm not sure I'm ready to take that step forward and use the "L" word yet. But I'd Frost the Shakespeare out of you.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/09/2004 02:50 PM

Um, let's leave my pooper out of this, okay?



*backs away slowly*

Nerd in his Turret 27,000 12
11/09/2004 02:57 PM

*Is waiting behind Racoon*





Yesss, that's right, just a little farther.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/09/2004 02:58 PM

Look, Nerd. You're more than welcome to join in. But you have to remember that I get some of her, too.

Nerd in his Turret 27,000 12
11/09/2004 03:01 PM

DEAL!

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/09/2004 03:01 PM

Three ways are ruining Gab are the reason we keep coming back.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/09/2004 05:57 PM

Jane-- thanks -- I finaly remembered to pick up the bologna-- all because of your tits-- those wonderful stimulating breasts--mmmm-- oooooo------yessssss-- CRAP!!!! I forgot Mayo

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/09/2004 05:59 PM

<action> makes note to pick up shop rags, wipes hand on .... looks about a bit... the donut on the desk and puts it back in the box.



They'll never know the difference.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
11/09/2004 06:00 PM

<action>jizzes on paulie's balogna.</action>There ya go, pal.

paulies gladheateher giblets 272 8
11/09/2004 06:05 PM

Thanks Spicey-- but I'm on a low sodium diet-- and after two days of Janes Boobs-- I've produced enough to populate a small country

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
11/11/2004 08:46 PM

Wee! I found the Boobies! Search is good.

WickedWegieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/11/2004 08:55 PM

I would dearly like to thank Roofie for linking me to the wonder of Jane's breasts.



I wish she was my secret santa so I could have her address to stalk her.



I am very jealous.



Can I touch theM?

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/11/2004 08:59 PM

You would like to stalk Jane or me? Either way, proceed.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
11/20/2004 02:08 AM

Okay, there are still some people that have not seen these. So I wanted to bump this. Spicey, don't look. You were never interested in the first place.

maggaratti 233 8
11/20/2004 08:22 AM

Woot for TTJ. You gotta take pride in your boobies. I even named mine: Booby McBoobman and Booby McBoobchick, AKA 'The Twins'.

Jantastic 10,022 10
11/20/2004 11:22 AM

If they're twins, they should have the same last name, not the same first name, dumbass.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/20/2004 12:02 PM

Jannie! Don't be so Eurocentric.



They could be Asian.



We should refer to them both as "Booby san".

Tina Phley 131,068 34
11/20/2004 12:06 PM

Heh. Twins.

maggaratti 233 8
11/21/2004 12:22 AM

If they're twins, they should have the same last name, not the same first name, dumbass.



If Charlie Sheen can do it so can my boobs.

Sweet Sweet Mizz Swizz 3,957 10
11/21/2004 12:24 AM

Janey, if I had a penis, it would be happy to be 'tween your twins.

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/21/2004 01:40 AM

You are all wierdos.

-Sam the Eagle

maggaratti 233 8
11/21/2004 01:44 AM

You are all wierdos.



Damn Straight!

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 06:29 PM

If you're a whore and you know it, bump a thread!

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,884 29
12/05/2004 06:30 PM

<action> shakes hips side to side </action>



Bump! Bump!

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 06:37 PM

Sorry, I'm just waiting for somebody to see this.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/05/2004 07:16 PM

Jane,



You have lucky offspring if they got to breast feed my dear. Makes me yearn for the days before I was weaned myself.

I must say women have got the marketing thing down well on the whole Boob deal.



When we are born we get all the boobies we could ever imagine, morning, noon, and night.

But then we get cut off cold turkey, with almost no warning, and spend the rest of out lives negotiating and whining for more. (Beats the other option)



I said God Damn, God Damn,

The Pusher man woman

</Steppenwolf>

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 07:18 PM

You know you want me, Chit. Why don't you just admit it. Cast aside your self restraint. I'll quote SNL to you all you want. Even during sex. You can call me an ignorant slut. It will be beautiful.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/05/2004 07:43 PM

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy !











Anyway, I have this thing for insane psycho women that peel off their mask after they get a little comfortable with me, and then dig in and camp out in my life for a few years until I am ready to go postal, then they quietly leave and sleep with as many people I know as they can. And remain close enough to pop in every now and then and chat about how we has a peacefull Split up.



You wouldn't do that would ya Jane?





Base a ball, been a berry berry good to Chico.

Jane, not been so good to Chico.

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 07:44 PM

Chill, man. I just remembered reading those few emails that I had from you and wanted to Frost you.

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 07:46 PM

You're like a mystery. You send long emails, but not often. And nobody has any idea what you look like. But you're an interesting person. And you seem smart. What can I say. I felt a tingle.

0 9
11/06/2005 05:13 PM

so does donk like bologna?

HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/06/2005 05:19 PM

So this is what happens on a Sunday, huh?





I should check in more often.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/06/2005 05:26 PM

Oddly enough, 11/7/04 was a Sunday.

TableTopJane-Ridin' my Jesus horse 173,958 15
11/06/2005 05:28 PM

Oh. My. God.

HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/06/2005 05:29 PM

Oddly enough, 11/7/04 was a Sunday.



Was it now? How interesting.

Roasted Raccoon with Stuffing 56,688 10
11/06/2005 05:51 PM

It would appear that my Thanksgiving name is not very original. I need to rectify that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/06/2005 09:18 PM

<action>looks at the lovely Jane. Then looks at the...er...lovely Donk</action>Man, he must really make you laugh!

Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/06/2005 09:23 PM

Now, that was the intention of the poster, but the way you said it just makes it sound so creepy.

datallazn 202 8
11/06/2005 10:48 PM

"tea for two, and two for tea ..."

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/07/2005 12:40 AM

Happy GABbiversary to Jane's Boobie Thread!

Pubah, Navel Lint Manufacturer 56,805 18
11/07/2005 10:44 AM

If you weren't married, I'd offer to stuff you with my neck bone.



But you are, so I'll settle for some head.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
02/02/2006 06:24 PM

Heheh... Jane's boobies are still online.

The vomiting toad 57,521 23
02/02/2006 07:55 PM

And cached by Google for all eternity.

newwave 45,912 10
02/02/2006 07:57 PM

Hell with Google, they're cached on everyone's computer under "Temporary Internet Tit Files.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/02/2006 08:22 PM

Ross, if I was speaking to you, I'd ask you

WHY!?!?!

Darrin 21,346 0
02/02/2006 09:07 PM

Why did he bump this if he can see them at home?



I guess the honeymoon is over.

Chance 171,275 14
02/02/2006 09:15 PM

Yeah thats strange if you have to go to the internet to see your wife naked.



Got naked pics of your wife?



Want some?

Crackeroneous 68,758 11
02/02/2006 09:18 PM

Awwww. TTJ's were the first boobs I ever saw on zug.



































But I stayed anyway.

Crackeroneous 68,758 11
02/02/2006 09:19 PM

But she knows I love her.

Trae - Reapaired 156,790 17
02/02/2006 09:31 PM

I made fun of them and called her nipples bologna.



I too, still love her.



With mustard.

Trae - Reapaired 156,790 17
02/02/2006 09:36 PM

Hahahah!



I forgot I had a Fotki account.



And CG's penis is still in it.



Hahahaha!



*probably the only thing it's still in.



Hahahaha!

Millie 116,988 28
02/02/2006 11:06 PM

I seem to remember you once posted a picture of a stumpy little penis. Was that it?

Chance 171,275 14
02/02/2006 11:07 PM

Heh No Millie, that was my clit.

newwave 45,912 10
02/02/2006 11:08 PM

<action>cowers in shame</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/02/2006 11:42 PM

I fully endorse this product and/or service.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
03/02/2006 05:57 PM

My bologna has a first name, it's T-A-B-L-E. My bologna has a second name, it's T-O-P J-A-N-E.







Mammeries....light the corners of my miiiiiiiiind.....misty water color mammmmmmeries, of the way we were....

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/03/2006 08:29 AM

I have to ask, Vlad, why did you feel the need to bump this to post about my bologna nipples?

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/03/2006 08:34 AM

Because, for Vlad, comedy timing is everything.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/03/2006 08:36 AM

You know, Frat, you post was number 199. I felt that someone should post to make it 200.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/03/2006 09:24 AM

Two hundred and FIRST to post!

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 04:10 PM

Bump for the hell of it.
It's cold and snowy, we need to see TTJ's Boobs again.

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,393 77
02/13/2007 09:45 PM

Jane! Post the password!

Just Chance now with 33% more Stripper Tears 171,275 14
02/13/2007 09:50 PM

<action> Whispers </action>

the password is.......bologna.

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,393 77
02/13/2007 09:51 PM

liar.

Just Chance now with 33% more Stripper Tears 171,275 14
02/13/2007 09:52 PM

Did you try 'I LOVE DONK"?

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 09:59 PM

is the password "onearmedbandit"

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/13/2007 10:03 PM

Well, now the password is bologna. But for some reason it's saying path not found when I click on the link in the first post.

Just Chance now with 33% more Stripper Tears 171,275 14
02/13/2007 10:06 PM

I love you TTJ.

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,393 77
02/13/2007 10:11 PM

Well, I can get to an album labeled "the girls" but it's not what I had hoped for.