Master of Pies 12,516 15
11/09/2004 10:19 AM

Thanks Chili, I treasure your input! Oh, Shakespeare, itallic exclamation points! They must be close to sending me....

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 9
11/09/2004 10:46 AM

Piemaster, I don't know you from Adam, but I have to wonder if Adam didn't even have that nice a peener. Kudos for bravery, too.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,870 22
11/09/2004 10:53 AM

This is madness!

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 282,028 58
11/09/2004 11:11 AM

What's with the recent "Chickens....fag" trend around this place?!! I'll have you people know I paid for peener pics in order to get the boobie pics and Never Once Mentioned the fact that Jane kindfully never actually mailed me the peener pics knowing I had no interest in them.





*checks email again*



Frost~!

New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/09/2004 11:23 AM

Wait...



Didn't we just have an erection?

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,088 15
11/09/2004 11:25 AM

You just bought shares of peener pics chickens, the brokerage house is hangin on to the certificates for now. Cause you don't want to be walkin around with those things, hell they are just like cash you know. Better than a Peso !

cranberry sauce me 15,189 12
11/09/2004 11:25 AM

Nice dick, are you on chemo?

Master of Pies 12,516 15
11/09/2004 11:31 AM

Nice dick, are you on chemo?



No, but the ex liked to keep it neat and tidy...

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
11/09/2004 11:41 AM

I really have to wonder how someone can think "I'm going to get naked, take pictures of my own penis, and post them for my loser internet friends to look at." and still manage to get an erection.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
11/09/2004 11:44 AM

My God. Have you no shame? What kind of person would take pictures of their private parts and post them on GAB? It's because of people like you that our country is going to Hell.

173,911 15
11/09/2004 11:45 AM

I expect all of you to give him a clickie for this. It really is a nice dick, and he deserves the clickies for having the guts to post those pictures here.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,450 12
11/09/2004 11:46 AM

Wait, I'm confused. Are you saying his penis voted for Dubya?

Piemaster is mobile 12,516 15
11/09/2004 11:50 AM

Pics are a week or so old. They were just before a session. I've got action shots.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 9
11/09/2004 11:50 AM

Chili, are you saying your penis is NOT an animal? Because, frankly, you have way too many kids to make that argument.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
11/09/2004 12:03 PM

Wait, wait, wait. You've got action pictures? And you didn't share?

New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/09/2004 12:23 PM

Master of Pies,

You're not an "Insane Clown Posse'" fan are you?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 130,657 34
11/09/2004 12:27 PM

It's very nice.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,232 10
11/09/2004 12:33 PM

Chili Lobe pictures here! Get your Chili Lobe pics here



5 dollah. 3 for 10! He hear you LONG time!

12,516 15
11/09/2004 02:08 PM

Wow, a whopping 23 posts. Who knew my penis was so popular. Even Chili and Chickens (suprise suprise, eh?) showed up.

















I got $10 on the left lobe...

Jantastic 10,022 10
11/09/2004 02:22 PM

he deserves the clickies for having the guts to post those pictures here.





No, he doesn't. The only people who deserve clickies are the ones who say something funny. Or did we change our name to "House of Genitalia" and I just didn't get the memo?

TheFoye 55,700 15
11/09/2004 02:25 PM

Peni are ugly. Mine is. Yours, if you have one, is as well.



Trae said my penis was cute, so there!

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 9
11/09/2004 02:26 PM

But Jan, hilarity could have ensued! It didn't, but it could have. I think it's gutsy.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/09/2004 02:26 PM

did we change our name to "House of Genitalia"



HoG?



Uh oh...

TableTopJane 173,911 15
11/09/2004 02:27 PM

Well, if that's how you feel Jannie, you can clickie him because it's funny looking.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/09/2004 02:27 PM

"Take that peener over to HoG!"

Master of Pies 12,516 15
11/09/2004 02:39 PM

Next time I will place a hat and earmuffs on him...

Master of Pies - Live from the straight up hood 12,516 15
11/23/2004 09:14 PM

Bump for the n00bs.

newwave 45,912 9
11/23/2004 09:22 PM

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!

Master of Pies - Live from the straight up hood 12,516 15
11/23/2004 09:23 PM

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!



So, what's the charge for that?

Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice. 51,759 12
11/23/2004 09:26 PM

Bump this quickly and repetitively and you may get a happy ending.









BTW.... you can shove your Coleridge pictures up your ass.

Jokey McSimpsonsMeme 12,005 11
11/23/2004 10:07 PM

Your dong, she is horizontal.

millie will bring the pies 116,854 28
11/24/2004 12:07 AM

I got poked in the eye with a penis once. It really hurt and I got a semi-black eye from it.



Nice penis Master. Thanks for sharing.

Jajoba 1,357 10
11/24/2004 05:44 AM

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!



My eye is available next Thursday...

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,516 15
01/07/2005 08:29 PM

Page has been updated... enjoy.

Futuristic Filly 39,160 20
01/07/2005 08:44 PM

I feel special because I've already seen those. Bwa ha haaa.





(Still very nice, Pie)

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,193 29
01/07/2005 08:49 PM

Is that an XBox?

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,516 15
01/07/2005 08:53 PM

No, it's a linux box

Fluro 14,139 11
01/07/2005 10:04 PM

Fag. If I ever take one, it will be in payment to people, and only be seen by those people.

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,516 15
01/08/2005 02:13 AM

My penis pictures are a sacrifice to the Almighty Hargrave and all that is Gab. Though I would agree that I'm a whore, The Meat likes the pie only. So, fag, I am not.

Fluro 14,139 11
01/08/2005 02:29 AM

HA! check out that denial! Hey faggy, the closet door is unlocked, you may step through.

Kittuns Roasting on an Open Fire 44,835 9
01/08/2005 05:08 AM

The Meat likes the pie only. So, fag, I am not.



It's a fact: 99 out of 100 gay men with internet access look at and post pictures of penis' on the internet.



GAY MEN ARE LOOKING AT YOUR PENIS RIGHT NOW!

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,516 15
01/08/2005 04:11 PM

GAY MEN ARE LOOKING AT YOUR PENIS RIGHT NOW!



I'm a liberal. I have no problem with gays, the fact that you seem to think that it's a bad thing to be gay seems to strike me as a deep personal problem that you may need to face with your lover yourself.

Sarin 699 11
01/08/2005 05:13 PM

So your saying anyone but liberals hate gays?

Chili 8,880 12
01/08/2005 05:15 PM

That's what he's saying.



But he also is running from the draft, so you might want to ignore him.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
01/08/2005 05:24 PM

(what Declan said)

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,516 15
01/08/2005 05:29 PM

So your saying anyone but liberals hate gays?



No, I'm just saying that you don't see many liberal fag hating groups.

Sarin 699 11
01/08/2005 05:34 PM

Oh so there are "liberal fag hateing groups"

Damn, that sounds like liberals are talking hypocrisy.

Futuristic Filly 39,160 20
01/08/2005 05:40 PM

Sarin. You're stupid. Shut up.

Crackalacka!! 68,757 11
01/08/2005 05:45 PM

Don't take that Sarin. Go straight to Demo and his LEN.







I said Demo and straight. HE HE!

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/08/2005 08:18 PM

No, I'm just saying that you don't see many liberal fag hating groups.



In that case, who wants to join my new Liberals Against Goatse group?

Sarin 699 11
01/09/2005 06:33 AM

Thanks Crackalacka.



If I recall from 4th ... maybe 3rd grade "your stupid" was the normal comeback.

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,516 15
01/09/2005 06:38 AM

If I'm not mistaken, I think she said "You're stupid." I'm just sayin...

Sarin 699 11
01/09/2005 10:36 AM

I've been called worse.

ringworm 68,315 13
01/09/2005 07:12 PM

eh, i've seen bigger.

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 9
01/09/2005 07:14 PM

fag

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 12,516 15
07/06/2005 12:08 AM

Oh yeah... I did it...

Senior Destructor: Exploded in pretty colors 60,713 11
07/06/2005 12:10 AM

Why did we need to bump this, you whore?

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 12,516 15
07/06/2005 12:12 AM

Why did we need to bump this, you [shameless] whore?

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
07/06/2005 12:16 AM

The bigger question is, "Why did we click on a thread titled 'Pictures of my penis'?"



I don't think we really need the answer to that one, though.

Mwahiy 5,425 8
07/06/2005 12:20 AM

<action>fires up camera and whips his Coleridge out</action>













HAHAHAHA you wish pervs.

Senior Destructor: Exploded in pretty colors 60,713 11
07/06/2005 12:25 AM

No. No we don't.

Mwahiy 5,425 8
07/06/2005 12:41 AM

<action>boots up photoshop and goes in search of Erika's beer bong pic...</action>

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/06/2005 12:43 AM

Mwahiy, I will hunt you down and shove that beer-bong so far down your throat that you will become the ass-spewing Tubgirl of Beer.

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 12,516 15
07/06/2005 12:44 AM

either way, I'm a happy man...

supergrover 4,515 8
07/06/2005 03:11 AM

I've always had a thing for nice forearms. When I see a guy with nice forearms I wet myself.



Guys don't even know I'm checking them out, it just looks like a I zoned out and happen to be staring at their arm. Au Contrare, I'm checking out your arms.

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 12,516 15
07/06/2005 03:22 AM

heh... that's not my forearm...

newwave 45,912 9
07/06/2005 03:32 AM

Mwahiy



Maybe it's just me, but everytime I see that name I think of that Frost-ing annoying funny Numa Numa thing that has most definitely not been done to death.

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 12,516 15
07/06/2005 04:39 AM

Mwahiy... Numa Numa... They all look alike...

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
07/06/2005 05:16 AM

The poor people i've subjected my photos on have probebly deleated them by now SO THERE!

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,014 14
07/06/2005 10:14 AM

<action> drools.

Piemaster - Rethinking this whole tagline concept 12,516 15
12/30/2006 11:41 PM

For those who know not who I am...



I may be a might bit intoxicated. (and te original website may not work).

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,415 11
12/30/2006 11:43 PM

<action>checks link. Is disappointed</action>



Page not found? But I wanted penis!

Happy Strawlidays 95,470 36
12/30/2006 11:46 PM

Piemaster! Long time no see! And as Jade pointed out, no see long time!



(I have no idea what that means)

Piemaster - Rethinking this whole tagline concept 12,516 15
12/31/2006 12:01 AM

my private email is that_masked_ninja_with_the_long_ass_email_address_ bitch_its_Frost-ing_looooong@psyint.cjb.net



Now where's my lady Filly?

Filly 39,160 20
12/31/2006 12:03 AM

Oh lord. A drunk Piemaster. Just what we need!

Piemaster - Filly's sex slave 12,516 15
12/31/2006 12:18 AM

wooohoooo!

THAR she be!