Master of Pies 10,666 9
11/09/2004 08:19 PM

Thanks Chili, I treasure your input! Oh, Shakespeare, itallic exclamation points! They must be close to sending me....

Roasted Raccoon 56,420 7
11/09/2004 08:46 PM

Piemaster, I don't know you from Adam, but I have to wonder if Adam didn't even have that nice a peener. Kudos for bravery, too.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,527 10
11/09/2004 08:53 PM

This is madness!

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 238,139 14
11/09/2004 09:11 PM

What's with the recent "Chickens....fag" trend around this place?!! I'll have you people know I paid for peener pics in order to get the boobie pics and Never Once Mentioned the fact that Jane kindfully never actually mailed me the peener pics knowing I had no interest in them.





*checks email again*



Frost~!

New_turKey_Baster 76,342 8
11/09/2004 09:23 PM

Wait...



Didn't we just have an erection?

I got Chit to be thankful for 163,924 10
11/09/2004 09:25 PM

You just bought shares of peener pics chickens, the brokerage house is hangin on to the certificates for now. Cause you don't want to be walkin around with those things, hell they are just like cash you know. Better than a Peso !

cranberry sauce me 14,845 9
11/09/2004 09:25 PM

Nice dick, are you on chemo?

Master of Pies 10,666 9
11/09/2004 09:31 PM

Nice dick, are you on chemo?



No, but the ex liked to keep it neat and tidy...

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
11/09/2004 09:41 PM

I really have to wonder how someone can think "I'm going to get naked, take pictures of my own penis, and post them for my loser internet friends to look at." and still manage to get an erection.

TableTopJane 168,693 11
11/09/2004 09:44 PM

My God. Have you no shame? What kind of person would take pictures of their private parts and post them on GAB? It's because of people like you that our country is going to Hell.

168,693 11
11/09/2004 09:45 PM

I expect all of you to give him a clickie for this. It really is a nice dick, and he deserves the clickies for having the guts to post those pictures here.

Oliver Turkeybreast 201,941 7
11/09/2004 09:46 PM

Wait, I'm confused. Are you saying his penis voted for Dubya?

Piemaster is mobile 10,666 9
11/09/2004 09:50 PM

Pics are a week or so old. They were just before a session. I've got action shots.

Roasted Raccoon 56,420 7
11/09/2004 09:50 PM

Chili, are you saying your penis is NOT an animal? Because, frankly, you have way too many kids to make that argument.

TableTopJane 168,693 11
11/09/2004 10:03 PM

Wait, wait, wait. You've got action pictures? And you didn't share?

New_turKey_Baster 76,342 8
11/09/2004 10:23 PM

Master of Pies,

You're not an "Insane Clown Posse'" fan are you?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 115,733 11
11/09/2004 10:27 PM

It's very nice.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 165,746 8
11/09/2004 10:33 PM

Chili Lobe pictures here! Get your Chili Lobe pics here



5 dollah. 3 for 10! He hear you LONG time!

10,666 9
11/10/2004 12:08 AM

Wow, a whopping 23 posts. Who knew my penis was so popular. Even Chili and Chickens (suprise suprise, eh?) showed up.

















I got $10 on the left lobe...

Jantastic 10,007 7
11/10/2004 12:22 AM

he deserves the clickies for having the guts to post those pictures here.





No, he doesn't. The only people who deserve clickies are the ones who say something funny. Or did we change our name to "House of Genitalia" and I just didn't get the memo?

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/10/2004 12:25 AM

Peni are ugly. Mine is. Yours, if you have one, is as well.



Trae said my penis was cute, so there!

Roasted Raccoon 56,420 7
11/10/2004 12:26 AM

But Jan, hilarity could have ensued! It didn't, but it could have. I think it's gutsy.

Daisypie 49,257 7
11/10/2004 12:26 AM

did we change our name to "House of Genitalia"



HoG?



Uh oh...

TableTopJane 168,693 11
11/10/2004 12:27 AM

Well, if that's how you feel Jannie, you can clickie him because it's funny looking.

Daisypie 49,257 7
11/10/2004 12:27 AM

"Take that peener over to HoG!"

Master of Pies 10,666 9
11/10/2004 12:39 AM

Next time I will place a hat and earmuffs on him...

Master of Pies - Live from the straight up hood 10,666 9
11/24/2004 07:14 AM

Bump for the n00bs.

newwave 45,836 7
11/24/2004 07:22 AM

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!

Master of Pies - Live from the straight up hood 10,666 9
11/24/2004 07:23 AM

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!



So, what's the charge for that?

Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice. 51,326 10
11/24/2004 07:26 AM

Bump this quickly and repetitively and you may get a happy ending.









BTW.... you can shove your Coleridge pictures up your ass.

Jokey McSimpsonsMeme 12,005 9
11/24/2004 08:07 AM

Your dong, she is horizontal.

millie will bring the pies 107,064 10
11/24/2004 10:07 AM

I got poked in the eye with a penis once. It really hurt and I got a semi-black eye from it.



Nice penis Master. Thanks for sharing.

Jajoba 1,346 8
11/24/2004 03:44 PM

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!



My eye is available next Thursday...

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 10,666 9
01/08/2005 06:29 AM

Page has been updated... enjoy.

Futuristic Filly 27,155 11
01/08/2005 06:44 AM

I feel special because I've already seen those. Bwa ha haaa.





(Still very nice, Pie)

The High Priestess of Stewie 48,990 13
01/08/2005 06:49 AM

Is that an XBox?

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 10,666 9
01/08/2005 06:53 AM

No, it's a linux box

Fluro 14,073 9
01/08/2005 08:04 AM

Fag. If I ever take one, it will be in payment to people, and only be seen by those people.

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 10,666 9
01/08/2005 12:13 PM

My penis pictures are a sacrifice to the Almighty Hargrave and all that is Gab. Though I would agree that I'm a whore, The Meat likes the pie only. So, fag, I am not.

Fluro 14,073 9
01/08/2005 12:29 PM

HA! check out that denial! Hey faggy, the closet door is unlocked, you may step through.

Kittuns Roasting on an Open Fire 44,804 7
01/08/2005 03:08 PM

The Meat likes the pie only. So, fag, I am not.



It's a fact: 99 out of 100 gay men with internet access look at and post pictures of penis' on the internet.



GAY MEN ARE LOOKING AT YOUR PENIS RIGHT NOW!

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 10,666 9
01/09/2005 02:11 AM

GAY MEN ARE LOOKING AT YOUR PENIS RIGHT NOW!



I'm a liberal. I have no problem with gays, the fact that you seem to think that it's a bad thing to be gay seems to strike me as a deep personal problem that you may need to face with your lover yourself.

Sarin 643 6
01/09/2005 03:13 AM

So your saying anyone but liberals hate gays?

Chili 8,880 10
01/09/2005 03:15 AM

That's what he's saying.



But he also is running from the draft, so you might want to ignore him.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,287 10
01/09/2005 03:24 AM

(what Declan said)

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 10,666 9
01/09/2005 03:29 AM

So your saying anyone but liberals hate gays?



No, I'm just saying that you don't see many liberal fag hating groups.

Sarin 643 6
01/09/2005 03:34 AM

Oh so there are "liberal fag hateing groups"

Damn, that sounds like liberals are talking hypocrisy.

Futuristic Filly 27,155 11
01/09/2005 03:40 AM

Sarin. You're stupid. Shut up.

Crackalacka!! 68,154 8
01/09/2005 03:45 AM

Don't take that Sarin. Go straight to Demo and his LEN.







I said Demo and straight. HE HE!

Boots at the Boar 2,296 8
01/09/2005 06:18 AM

No, I'm just saying that you don't see many liberal fag hating groups.



In that case, who wants to join my new Liberals Against Goatse group?

Sarin 643 6
01/09/2005 04:33 PM

Thanks Crackalacka.



If I recall from 4th ... maybe 3rd grade "your stupid" was the normal comeback.

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 10,666 9
01/09/2005 04:38 PM

If I'm not mistaken, I think she said "You're stupid." I'm just sayin...

Sarin 643 6
01/09/2005 08:36 PM

I've been called worse.

ringworm 67,989 9
01/10/2005 05:12 AM

eh, i've seen bigger.

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,420 7
01/10/2005 05:14 AM

fag

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 10,666 9
07/06/2005 09:08 AM

Oh yeah... I did it...

Senior Destructor: Exploded in pretty colors 60,356 10
07/06/2005 09:10 AM

Why did we need to bump this, you whore?

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 10,666 9
07/06/2005 09:12 AM

Why did we need to bump this, you [shameless] whore?

Spicey McHaggis 102,816 13
07/06/2005 09:16 AM

The bigger question is, "Why did we click on a thread titled 'Pictures of my penis'?"



I don't think we really need the answer to that one, though.

Mwahiy 5,417 7
07/06/2005 09:20 AM

<action>fires up camera and whips his Coleridge out</action>













HAHAHAHA you wish pervs.

Senior Destructor: Exploded in pretty colors 60,356 10
07/06/2005 09:25 AM

No. No we don't.

Mwahiy 5,417 7
07/06/2005 09:41 AM

<action>boots up photoshop and goes in search of Erika's beer bong pic...</action>

erika the killjoy 75,961 7
07/06/2005 09:43 AM

Mwahiy, I will hunt you down and shove that beer-bong so far down your throat that you will become the ass-spewing Tubgirl of Beer.

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 10,666 9
07/06/2005 09:44 AM

either way, I'm a happy man...

supergrover 4,494 6
07/06/2005 12:11 PM

I've always had a thing for nice forearms. When I see a guy with nice forearms I wet myself.



Guys don't even know I'm checking them out, it just looks like a I zoned out and happen to be staring at their arm. Au Contrare, I'm checking out your arms.

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 10,666 9
07/06/2005 12:22 PM

heh... that's not my forearm...

newwave 45,836 7
07/06/2005 12:32 PM

Mwahiy



Maybe it's just me, but everytime I see that name I think of that Frost-ing annoying funny Numa Numa thing that has most definitely not been done to death.

default_user - Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 10,666 9
07/06/2005 01:39 PM

Mwahiy... Numa Numa... They all look alike...

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,073 9
07/06/2005 02:16 PM

The poor people i've subjected my photos on have probebly deleated them by now SO THERE!

Trixxiewan Kenobie 64,479 13
07/06/2005 07:14 PM

<action> drools.

Piemaster - Rethinking this whole tagline concept 10,666 9
12/31/2006 09:41 AM

For those who know not who I am...



I may be a might bit intoxicated. (and te original website may not work).

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,238 6
12/31/2006 09:43 AM

<action>checks link. Is disappointed</action>



Page not found? But I wanted penis!

Happy Strawlidays 59,695 11
12/31/2006 09:46 AM

Piemaster! Long time no see! And as Jade pointed out, no see long time!



(I have no idea what that means)

Piemaster - Rethinking this whole tagline concept 10,666 9
12/31/2006 10:01 AM

my private email is that_masked_ninja_with_the_long_ass_email_address_ bitch_its_Frost-ing_looooong@psyint.cjb.net



Now where's my lady Filly?

Filly 27,155 11
12/31/2006 10:03 AM

Oh lord. A drunk Piemaster. Just what we need!

Piemaster - Filly's sex slave 10,666 9
12/31/2006 10:18 AM

wooohoooo!

THAR she be!