Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 03:31 PM

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/10/2004 03:31 PM

No pictures no care!

Vitriol 341 9
11/10/2004 03:33 PM

Too bad it was fake.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2004 03:33 PM

You suck.

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
11/10/2004 03:33 PM

No pictures no care!

Nerd in his Turret 27,000 12
11/10/2004 03:41 PM

OMG U R SO FUNNEY!!!! LOL!!111

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/10/2004 03:43 PM

RoXors! That was totally awesome! ROFLMAO! u r teh coolest!

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 03:43 PM

Hold on guys, we should be nice. She said she is friends with The Jackal.



She could be dangerous.

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/10/2004 03:44 PM

damn simulpost

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/10/2004 03:44 PM

You are always so nice to me Nerd! Thank you I've always thought of myself as funny! You just confirm it for me!

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/10/2004 03:46 PM

I know, it doesn't look like a simulpost, but he was posting as I was typing.



Shut. up.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2004 03:47 PM

A Jackal? Is it a jackal! Its a Jackal! Maybe its a Jackal? NO! Its a jackal! Jackal? Is it a Jackal? Its a jackal!

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Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 03:47 PM

HH is a slow typer! Ha ha /nelson

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/10/2004 03:48 PM

My brand of humor will be going on sale for the next half hour! Feel free to clickie and enjoy your stay!

Dr. Chester Felipe 161,353 14
11/10/2004 03:48 PM

This is a good prank: Take a razor and slice up your wrists with it, and then squirt the blood all over someone's french fries! They'll think it's just ketchup and when they go to eat it, be like, "HAHA! That's not ketchup, it's blood from my wrists!" Show them yous lacerations and have a camera to capture the look on their face! IT'S PRICELESS!

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/10/2004 03:49 PM

Hey Ollie, look, something shiney! Over there!



*slams Ollie upside his head with a baseball bat*

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 03:54 PM

Too bad my head is empty, and only used as a receptacle for bong resin.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2004 03:59 PM

Blah blah blah Empty head blah blah Bong..



HOLY Shakespeare!

Ollie, I got a killer idea...

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 04:07 PM

Only if you use my Coleridge as the mouthpiece.





















































fag.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/10/2004 06:07 PM

He was fat back cat cool like a Friday afternoon martini, chillin' at a quarter after 5. Twist of lime, Coke on the side. The brother loved the high life. Had a Ph.D. in street strife. They called him 'The Jackal'.



He was big Mack daddy super black stylin' a diamonds in the back Cadillac. Fur-lined boards, white wall wheels, cruise control, built for speed, chrome on evray-thang. And stereophonic speakers, though he really didn't need them. When they called him. . . 'The Jackal'.

rockerchicinnc 60 8
11/10/2004 07:11 PM

Payback's a BITCH!!! Don't mess around with death...even faking it....I was leaving the school right after we did the prank, and my freakin' tire on my car BLEW out!...Then the lugnuts wouldn't come off, and required three people to remove them! My friend's cell phone broke, and then on the way home, driving on the spare tire, my friend (who was driving the car) hit my mailbox....so anyway my day hasn't gone the best..Next time, my pranks won't do anything with suicide or faking death...

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 07:14 PM

Yes, next time don't fake the suicide.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2004 07:18 PM

I suggest you leap from a bridge.





Hmm... Yes. Leap.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/10/2004 08:15 PM

We put fake blood in across the street style.



Whaaaaaa.....?

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/10/2004 08:34 PM

She was fell for it



Somebody set us up the bomb!

Wondershark 279 10
11/11/2004 12:28 AM

Wait a minute, he knows Richard Gere?

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/11/2004 12:33 AM

You Should have cut a few major artories , that would have made this prank much more funny.

Now go try it again.

Fluro 14,139 11
11/11/2004 12:51 AM

Holy Shakespeare, chichi, you have been hanging round the reek stankleberrys.

Dr. Chester Felipe 161,353 14
11/11/2004 12:58 AM

Heh, that was a little stanklesque.

Fluro 14,139 11
11/11/2004 03:17 AM

"stanklesque"

That is the first time I have seen that word.