millie will bring the pies 116,988 28
11/10/2004 11:05 PM

You don't need to murder them; they'll all die out because they never get laid.



Sorry to all computer-gaming people, I'm just humoring mofo.



(I actually know nothing about computer gaming, but I'm just speculating based on the type of people from my youth who played tabletop games. Probably of the same ilk.)

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/10/2004 11:08 PM

Got ilk?

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/10/2004 11:20 PM

Yes, we are losers. Now go back to posting about how much cooler you are then us on an internet message board.

Wondershark 279 10
11/11/2004 12:14 AM

What's so nerdy about shooting pretend cyborgs with pretend guns that shoot pink and blue energy thingies?













well you can drive a tank.











I don't have a girlfriend.

Dr. Chester Felipe 161,353 14
11/11/2004 12:26 AM

I like when PC gamers talk about how lame using a joystick is, and tout the wonders of a WASD system. Because I know when I play a game, I have a hankerin' for some carpal tunnel syndrome. Here's a tip, folks: DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT STUFF. I know in that socialist utopia we call the public school system, we're taught that we're all equal, but the truth is some of us are not equal. Some of us can seamlessly adapt between both a console and a PC gaming experience.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
11/11/2004 12:31 AM

I can adapt between systems. However, my wallet has assured me that I won't need to.

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/11/2004 01:25 AM

(Jump to Lightspeed roxors.)

Achtung! Nerd in a Panzer! 27,000 12
11/11/2004 01:28 AM

I AM a Nerd, and I DO drive a Tank. I r so teh cyborg.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/11/2004 11:40 AM

I'm just curious exactly what made him think that Gab (residence of people attached to their computers by USB cables jacked directly into their ass so they can avoid working 8 hours a day) was a good place to try and mock people who prefer their entertainment in electronic form.



Talk about missing your target demographic.

Vitriol 341 9
11/11/2004 11:55 AM

I play Halo. And I would only rate myself a 7 on the Geek Scale.



If anyone wants to start a Zug Halo party, email me at the email in my profile.



Ok, my Geek Score just went up to 8.

fignuts 72 9
11/11/2004 02:26 PM

i have terrible nightmares where ugly creatures chase me and go "wug wug"



i have to lay off halo for a while and go back to super mario. but the giant mushrooms are no better.

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/11/2004 04:36 PM

jerk-off to crappy internet porn





You mean people actually jerk off to tubgirl? That's one sick fetish.

Bankey 70,843 10
11/11/2004 04:44 PM

jerk-off to crappy internet porn



I know he isn't talking about me because I only jerk off to high quality internet porn.

fignuts 72 9
11/11/2004 05:02 PM

heh. i told my boss that halo 2 is waiting for me when i fly home tonight. he asked me if that meant I was having orgy with girls in bikinis. i told him yes, the '2' stands for double-penetration.

fignuts 72 9
11/11/2004 05:03 PM

so take that, pimple faced nerd haters. as long as you make the right impression on the wrong people, you are fine.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/11/2004 05:25 PM

Pssssst... hey, don't tell anyone, but you aren't susposed to get laid bacause you want folks to think you are.





You are susposed to want to get laid, really is pretty fun.



It's like a video game where you never have any chance of repeating any of what you have seen before. Endless unpredictable scenarios, ups, and downs, when you think you have it figured, they throw you a curve ball. An intelectual, emotional, physical, rollercoaster ride, and at best you are only in control 40%-50% of the time.









That's how it is if you are playing with a female anyway.

fignuts 72 9
11/11/2004 05:38 PM

Thank you oh, enlightened one. I have a great job and I choose to spend my money on ordering toys while I'm away on business, instead of buying my girlfriend expensive gifts and dinners just to have sex with her later.



Instead now I get home, I play Halo, go out, get drunk on someone else's tab, and find a hot bitch to Frost. I learned my lesson in college and I think paying for sex is wrong.



on a totally unrelated note, what happens if a pregnant woman's water breaks and she slips and falls? Will she still have a misscarriage depending on the angle of the fall?

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
11/11/2004 05:58 PM

For those of you who don't know, HALO 2 is the year's most anticipated game.



Only because Half Life 2 was originally scheduled for a 2003 release. Now that we're over a year past the "anticipated" release date, a lot of people have just given up and adapted to the mentality of "I'll play it when it hits the shelves."

Nobody calls me 214 9
11/11/2004 07:43 PM

Plus the ending to Halo 2 sucks.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
11/11/2004 08:03 PM

Vlad got nauseaus playing Halo so isn't bothering to get Halo2. But Vlad's still a nerd! Vlad is a fictional character that thinks he's real. Kinda like President Kerry. Har har har.

ButtercupBZ 24 10
11/11/2004 10:44 PM

Why dont we just take off the safty labels and let the problem solve itself

A cornucopia of... newwave 45,912 10
11/12/2004 01:15 PM

If we do that, people will dance if they want to. They'll leave their friends behind.

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/12/2004 01:17 PM

And if they don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/16/2005 10:07 PM

bump, because I want to see if there's any other other gabbers who play halo 2 on xbox live.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2005 01:12 AM

Just got done playing it.

Neutral Milk 27,937 12
06/17/2005 02:42 AM

Is that the game where you rescue the princess from the big spikey turtle guy? If so I totally beat that game.

Steaming Pile 298 9
06/17/2005 03:30 AM

All I know is, when I was a kid, I used to run around in the woods with a stick for a damn gun! I'll take videogames over imagination any day.

Flaminsky 379 10
06/17/2005 05:43 AM

bump, because I want to see if there's any other other gabbers who play halo 2 on xbox live.



I used to play it a lot on Live, I'm probably gonna start playing it more often again soon.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/17/2005 08:14 AM

my new live name is specialkake, look me up.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/17/2005 10:12 AM

sorry, one more bump. Remember, xbox gamers, the first two months are free with that scratch off thing in any xbox live game, or online at xbox.com. So you have no excuse! We will choke their rivers with our dead.

Niles 3,169 9
06/17/2005 11:58 AM

Is that the game where you rescue the princess from the big spikey turtle guy? If so I totally beat that game.



I'm not into gaming. I just wanted to point out that SR wrote two complete, coherent sentences. I've never seen that before.

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/17/2005 04:14 PM

Confidential to Kake: Bump thread in exactly one week.

newwave 45,912 10
06/17/2005 04:35 PM

I don't personally have an xbox but I occasionally play under my friend's account, which is EvilGrimace87. If you want to send him Frosted up voice messages or party invites, he won't care. If you can manage to sound like you're saying "Gwimace" in a Harry Potter accent, it might give him wood.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/17/2005 04:35 PM

ollie: IT'S FREE FOR TWO MONTHS.



you have a credit card, right? You just scratch off the coupon inside your games, and plug in a cable, and you're golden.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/17/2005 04:37 PM

here

newwave 45,912 10
06/17/2005 04:40 PM

Trial offers can be initiated between April 1, 2004, and March 31, 2005. Multiple trial cards cannot be used to extend a trial beyond two months.<action>changes Kake's Men of AARP swimsuit calendar over to June 2005</action>

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/17/2005 04:42 PM

well, they probably haven't updated their site. I just did it yesterday. Poo on you, sir, poo on you.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2005 06:11 PM

Kake, my user name is T Dice, although my xbox is at my friends house currently. He plays all the time though. If I am ever over there playing, or get my xbox back, we'll pwn bitchezzz!

Penis Von Merryworth 203,475 12
06/18/2005 03:11 PM

I am on there now. Oliver Chest

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/19/2005 12:49 AM

(Rage of the Wookies roxors.)

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/19/2005 12:56 AM

I just stopped EQ2, cause I was tired of it. I think I'd like SWG, even though I've heard some bad things about it.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/19/2005 01:23 AM

Hey Oliver, my friend has my xbox now, but feel free to play with him.* If I'm ever there I'll play with you*



*Not meant like that

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/19/2005 01:27 AM

yeah, TED, we already sent a friend request, and maybe a clan invite. I don't remember.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/19/2005 01:28 AM

Alright, cool. I'll tell that Frostface to join the clan. Are you guys disgustingly good?

Penis Von Merryworth 203,475 12
06/19/2005 04:29 AM

If by saying "disgustingly good" you mean "get your ass handed to you by a bunch of 12 year olds," then yes. We are disgustingly good.

The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
06/19/2005 05:28 AM

omfg, I'll have all your haxor n00bs pwned flat out. w00T! Ur All fuxing camper l00sers neway.











Yeah, I'm cool now!

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/19/2005 08:35 AM

I'm playing this awesome new game! It's called "Studying for Xams II"!



I'm on the Operational Amplifiers level.

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
06/19/2005 08:46 AM

Electronics Engineer, or just taking a random electronics course?

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/19/2005 09:10 AM

Computer Science.



1st year.



Frost-ing Frosts.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/19/2005 11:07 AM

better op Amps than oscillators.

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/19/2005 11:14 AM

That's the boss stage.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/19/2005 11:22 AM

Are you guys disgustingly good?



Ollie's pretty good. I suck ass, though.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/19/2005 11:30 AM

Navy, are/were you an ET? or an FC?



I was the Coast Guard equiv. of an FC. (FT)

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/19/2005 11:36 AM

Kake, you should try it out sometime. It was in sort of rough shape when they shipped it, but 2 years, 2 expansions, and 18 publishes later.. I think it's a heck of a game. If you ever do join up, make your character on the Eclipse server so I can have my Kake and play with it too.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/19/2005 12:20 PM

roger that, blue leader.

bobmnbvcxz 5 4
06/20/2011 02:24 AM

go Frost. urban self u sack of Shakespeare i might play halo 3 but i can fight. ........











ps i only masturbate once

I am The Lobster. 18,568 33
06/20/2011 08:41 AM

Way to bump a 7-year-old thread so you can yell at someone who doesn't even post here anymore.

Not to mention your impeccable grammar and spelling.

You'll turn into the new me* in no time. Bravo.






*You should lurk more. That wasn't a compliment.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/21/2011 11:20 PM

Pfft light weight is that what you call holding a grudge? It's only been 6 years. Guess what I still hate Columbus.

Thud 68,468 19
06/21/2011 11:29 PM

Same here.