New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/12/2004 01:48 PM

Violations--of--English--too--numerous!!!

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 01:49 PM

lol who cares?

Turd Blossom Snork 45,655 12
11/12/2004 01:50 PM

wurd!

Peter Parker 125 8
11/12/2004 01:51 PM

The english language you dumb twat.

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 01:52 PM

???????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????? ??????

Just-a-Pubah is INTO Turkey 56,805 18
11/12/2004 01:52 PM

<action>Wrings his hands like the truly diabolical illiterate he is</action>



New huh?

1 write whole words (or the best you can muster with sticky keyboards

2 How tall are you

3 SUYF

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/12/2004 01:53 PM

Hello new, I am TheFoye, I use capitol letters in my sentences, sometimes I misspel words though:(



Well good luck to you here on Gab!

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 01:54 PM

By now, I'd figure this is some previously-shunned loser, Trying to do everything we hate as a n00b.





Reasons being?

-The smilies and LOL's.

-The gross mis-spelling.

-The Chicken name.. How many times have we said "We already have a chicken here"







YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/12/2004 01:54 PM

I would me mean to this person, but it is so bad that I think it has to be a regular just Frost-ing around. I mean, come on. No one can actually be this retarded.

Fat Fat Fatty McFaticus 10,071 9
11/12/2004 01:54 PM

hihi, chicken little! lol, what a cut3 name! asl? do u go 2 kollege? if so, r u in a sorrorority?? i'm a tri delta gurl! lolz! call me!

Fat Fat Fatty McFaticus 10,071 9
11/12/2004 01:55 PM

Damn it! I forgot the smilies!

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/12/2004 01:56 PM

Or, what FloSo said.

Chance 171,275 14
11/12/2004 01:56 PM

This has to be somebody just Frost-ing around. I would check Ips, but I am just too damn lazy.

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 01:56 PM

ummm no. my frend showed me this website/iv never been here before.so wat if i dont spell very well? does it matter really?

Fat Fat Fatty McFaticus 10,071 9
11/12/2004 01:58 PM

Okay, I'm gonna try this one more time . . . .

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 01:58 PM

Or, what FloSo said.



Thank you for the "Great minds think alike" Clickie, There.. Oliver.

</facetious>

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 01:58 PM

ok i hav togo. ill be back l8tr. bi!

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 01:59 PM

No, no it does'nt.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 01:59 PM

Pistol, I beg of you, don't hurt yourself.

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 02:00 PM

I can type quickly. Really, I can.

Ms. Trixxie Queen of the Turducken People 65,026 15
11/12/2004 02:00 PM

Hi Moon!

Just-a-Pubah is INTO Turkey 56,805 18
11/12/2004 02:02 PM

<action>Unplugs ChickenLittle's computer</action>



A mime is a terrible thing to waist.

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/12/2004 02:02 PM

Dear Chickenlittle,





If you want instant acceptance into the GAB community, you must first go by and click the :) on all the posts that are by me. After you have found them all (I would recommend doing a search for HighSoci and/or kidnap) then we will start to think about considering you for a possible chance at becoming somewhat of a noob here.





Thanks,



A very concerned HighSoci

ChiKin LOL 10,071 9
11/12/2004 02:02 PM

Ahem.



hey gurl! u did't anzer my q's!1 well IM me l8t3r!! i luv yur icon! kutest kitty bitty boo boo ev3r! don' worry about speeling everythang right. these guyz Will luv u n e way! ;) ;P ur so funny! ^_~ !!!

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
11/12/2004 02:03 PM

N00b vs. Regular Test



When BobJohnson makes a post, you should. . .

A) Post "BobJohnson is awesome!"

B) Clickie it and post "BobJohnson is awesome!"

C) Create 10 new accounts to clickie it and post "BobJohnson is awesome!"



When a BobJohnson article is posted, you should. . .

A) Call all of your friends and tell them.

B) Alert your local newspaper.

C) Celebrate by dancing naked in the street.



The word "sexy" is a synonym for. . .

A) Canadian

B) Curler

C) BobJohnson

ChiKin LOL 10,071 9
11/12/2004 02:04 PM

I think I pulled a muscle doing that.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 02:04 PM

1) C

2) C

3) C

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 02:06 PM

D) All of the above.

brody 43,090 12
11/12/2004 02:08 PM

<action> dances naked in the street </action> Wow BobJohnson is awesome

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 02:09 PM

Wait wait, no!

3) A



Yea, that's better.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 02:09 PM

I'm still stuck on the "Name: _____________" Question.

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 02:10 PM

see u guys are funny. i didnt really have to go. ummm whos bobjonson? are u some sort of frosting king?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 02:12 PM

Look. We're patronizing you.





We're REALLY patronizing you.



Do not think you're accepted.



Learn to type and spell correctly. Punctuation is also required.



This message board is like the MENSA of assinine comedy.



Something tells me you want the FOX Broadcasting of comedy.

Pistol, aiming at you 10,071 9
11/12/2004 02:13 PM

Didn't you say you had to leave, Chicken Little? Please leave.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
11/12/2004 02:13 PM

Who's BobJohnson?!?!



YOu dumb Frost. Bob is the ruler of all that you can see and feel. He is smarter than you and better looking that you. And that will never change, you follish earthling.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 02:14 PM

Pistol, get on AIM you dirty whore.

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/12/2004 02:14 PM

Hey TTJ, the pot called again.

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 02:15 PM

I'm pretty awesome too.

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 02:16 PM

wat does patronizing mean? Im not stupid im just slow! lol!



Why rnt i accepted? what did i do wrong? so wat if i don't spell perfect? who cares? and whats mesna?

Do not think you're accepted.



fine if u want me to spell and type rite then fine.



Hello. My name is Chicken Little. I like your website. I'm doing everything right now this time. There!

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 02:16 PM

Where?!

Aimless 54,807 10
11/12/2004 02:17 PM

Wait Guys! I am fluent in many languages including "Ghetto" "Whigger" "trailer park" and Aol-er" Let me try to communicate with this creature.



*deep breath*



WALCOMA!!!1 OMG WE MEAN U NO HARM BUT WE R UNFMILIAR WIT UR STRANGA WAYS!11!! WTF PLZ COM3 IN P3AEC AND FMILIARIEZ UR WIT DA LANGUAEG TAHT WE AL USE HAR3!!111 OMG WTF IT IS COMONLY KNOWN AS 3NGLISH1!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL IF U R UNABL3 2 SPEAK DA LANGUAEG TEH NATIEVS HARE WIL KIL U AND PLAY WIT UR D3AD LIEFL3S BODY FOR MANY HOURS UNTIL U BGIN 2 SMAL



THANK1!!! OMG LOL U AND MAY CHRIS2PHER REVA BL3S U!11!1 OMG WTF



Transulation:

Welcome. We mean you no harm but we are unfamiliar with your strange ways. Please, come in peace and familiarize yourself with the language that we all use here. It is commonly known as English. If you are unable to speak the language the natives here will kill you and play with your dead, lifeless body for many hours until you begin to smell.



Thank you and may Christopher Reeve bless you.

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 02:17 PM

wat? u guys dont make sense. and ttj, im new dont get so worked up.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 02:18 PM

Woah woah woah.. Bobjohnson isnt better looking than me.

Chicken Little 57 8
11/12/2004 02:19 PM

ok, well im gonna go now for realz. i'll ttyl!

grabir boobi 413 8
11/12/2004 02:19 PM

Mensa is what happens to up girls once a months. You'll see when your time comes. Talk to your mom or a trusted female adult.

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/12/2004 02:19 PM

Aimless have I ever mentioned how much I love you?

brody 43,090 12
11/12/2004 02:20 PM

BobJohnson: women want him, men want to be him.



Wait is that Austin... no, it is definitely Bob

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/12/2004 02:20 PM

trusted female adult







That's the biggest oxymoron I have seen this week.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/12/2004 02:23 PM

We make sense. You, are obviously too young or too uneducated to play by the established norms of this community.



Spelling counts. An attempt at correct English grammar counts.



Using internet/chatroom slang and emoticons is not acceptable here.



I have been nicer than I feel like being. I have a headache right now.



If you cannot improve the quality of your posts, I suggest you go to another website.



A website that would really love you is houseofbugs.com





Sincerely, with a million kisses,



Declan McManus.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 02:25 PM

Can I get one of those kisses?

s3Xay m0nk13 203,475 12
11/12/2004 02:25 PM

OMG!!11uno H1 tH3r3 Chicken Littl3!!eleven. i t0ta11y r3m3b3r cyb3r1ng w1th U. U w3r3 t3h h0t!11! i str0ekd my c0kc l1ke f0urt33n t1m3s. i want t0 rap3 UR a55 w1th a s3rad3d kn1f3!!uno

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 02:27 PM

Oliver is a sexy monkey!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/12/2004 02:27 PM

I had better get clickies for that. Doing that made me want to throw up.

Chance 171,275 14
11/12/2004 02:28 PM

Aimless- you make me wan't to buy a strap-on and bang you til' your eyes pop out make sweet love to you.

Aimless 54,807 10
11/12/2004 02:30 PM

I am so offended Chance. I have a glass eye you know, and it does occasionally pop out durning sex.



Heartless Bitch.

El Cabron 45,655 12
11/12/2004 02:31 PM

87kwjf872 28r73bv2 v2sag9817v :p v2853bv 1337 xxx 1'm 4wesom3.



Not that hard.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 02:32 PM

Oliver is a sexy monkey!



He most certainly is not!

Pistol, aiming at you 10,071 9
11/12/2004 02:34 PM

I feel your pain, Ollie.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/12/2004 02:36 PM

How would you like to feel something else of mine?

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/12/2004 02:36 PM

And trust me, Priestess knows sexy monkeys.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 02:38 PM

Yes. Yes I do. HS that picture never fails to make me giggle.

Chance 171,275 14
11/12/2004 02:39 PM

A glass eye you say? Here, have a look inside my vagina.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 02:43 PM

Why should we clickie Oliver's crazy l337 post?



I mean really, Its a double standard.



If its a pain in the ass enough to read NORMAL AOL speak, Then why is it Absolutely hilarious to have to read EXTREMELY BAD AOL speak?!?

Pistol, aiming at you 10,071 9
11/12/2004 02:53 PM

I love you Hat, I do, but you need to calm down. This is why taking a break from marijuana is bad.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
11/12/2004 02:56 PM

<action>waits for the sky to start falling.</action>

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 02:56 PM

I hope i dont come off as Un-calm or Spazzy.



I just figured it was worth pointing out. I have no qualms with clickie-ing anyone. As long as its funny.



I just really hate seeing "I'd better get a clickie for that"



It makes me think "Well, I WAS going to, Until you said that"

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/12/2004 02:57 PM

<action> hands FloSo some midol...

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 03:00 PM

Har Har Har.



Actually, I have sand in my vagina.

If i was on my Rag, These problems would solve themselves..

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/12/2004 03:02 PM

And how did you know i stopped smoking teh pot??

</paranoid>

Pistol, aiming at you 10,071 9
11/12/2004 03:05 PM

Certainly not because I've been watching you. . . .

Saucy Humongous Panda Breasts 181,783 70
11/12/2004 03:23 PM

you make me wan't to buy a strap-on



It's funny because we're supposed to believe you don't already have one.

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/12/2004 04:47 PM

We clickie Ollie for his leet because it was so bloody gawd awful that I hurt my eyes to even attempt to read it. So I clicked, but I'll say this:





Ollie, you ignorant slut.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/12/2004 06:57 PM

I enjoyed it when the "noob" called Jane "ttj" even though that's not in her title at this time. I realize HiSoci called her "TTJ" but I don't think an actual noob would use a nickname when addressing someone for the first time. On the other hand, this person may be dumber than a bag of hammers.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/12/2004 07:19 PM

Elementary, my dear Roofie.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/12/2004 10:19 PM

Ok , Who was pissed last night and knocked the switch of the "13 year old idiot" magnet to ON ?

Saucy Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/12/2004 10:32 PM

Why do people feel prone to telling everyone this? It's like having an STD....no one wants to Frost with you and will avoid you at all cost!

cranberry sauce me 15,189 12
11/12/2004 10:48 PM

My nipples are hard.

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/12/2004 11:04 PM

It's like having an STD....no one wants to Frost with you and will avoid you at all cost!







That explains alot. I was beginning to think I just smelled bad or something.

BlancoChico 32 8
11/12/2004 11:15 PM

Hey people I am new as well. Unlike my other new companion, I do know how to spell and I am an expert typist. I hope that I will be able to entertain you all as most of the people here have me.



With the unmost praise and admiration,

BloncoChico(White Boy)

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,884 29
11/12/2004 11:39 PM

Yea, but just by writing that, you've scrwed yourself anyways.

just me ok with the Stinky Spiggot 13,792 15
11/12/2004 11:49 PM

I took BlancoChico's clickie virginity.

just me ok with the Stinky Spiggot 13,792 15
11/12/2004 11:50 PM

<action> lights cigarette and blows a smoke ring

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/13/2004 04:24 AM

Aimless, I was having a hard time getting the image of that gorgeous ass that you have out of my head. Now I hear you say that you have a glass eye too....... You definitely won the genetic lottery my dear.

Wondershark 279 10
11/13/2004 04:52 AM

wat does patronizing mean?



Hmmm, good question. "Wat" does patronizing mean? "Wat" could it mean?



It's okay, don't feel bad about not knowing what it means. Just go back to eating your corn, you innocent little chicken you. Awww, yes, there you go. There there.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
11/13/2004 09:17 AM

<action>kicks shark in the wondernuts. Again.</action>

Just a love tap.

Wondershark 279 10
11/13/2004 07:49 PM

awwww, does the sarcastic, slice of high quality meat like to kick noobs in the nuts? Yes he does, yes he does!

boo-boo-bee-boo-boo!

Wondershark 279 10
11/13/2004 07:50 PM

<action> kicks self in wondernuts </action>

Pubah is INTO Turkey covered in cranberry sauce 56,805 18
11/15/2004 06:44 PM

<action>Hugs Aimless</action>





Guuurlll, you ROCK!

Derpa Derp - Likes his turkey 375 8
11/26/2004 04:02 PM

I'm just posting to bring everyones favorite n00b back to the top!

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
11/26/2004 06:45 PM

Chicken Little everyone's just hazing you. In order to be excepted, break your computer. It's really easy, click on the Start button (bottom left, if your not sure look at your hands and figure out which side is left and which is right.) then click on the Run button (its got a picture of a program moving, isn't that handy?) then type in "format c" not "frmat c" or

"omfg c" then push OK. Now you're the coolest person here.

Hppy Npkn 30,762 12
11/26/2004 11:31 PM

Wow, I ahte all three of you.

Carl Winslow 27,000 12
11/26/2004 11:32 PM

Learn to psell.

Rаt 2,085 9
11/27/2004 01:31 AM

I'm so sure this Chicken little guy is just a regular, I'm going to spend the next three hours doublechecking his ip next to everyone else's here.



C'mon nobody can be this stupid



wat does patronizing mean? Im not stupid im just slow! lol!

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
11/27/2004 04:09 AM

Yes, I was wondering that my self. He's like the entity, people mock with internet speak.

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
11/27/2004 04:11 AM

Also who is giving him clickies, seriously?

Howie 220 8
11/27/2004 04:34 AM

ME!!!



muwahahahahahahahahah *continues to laugh evilly*



no, okay, I'm not.. I was just tricking... I swear.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
11/27/2004 12:44 PM

Chicken Little person:



I get the impression your female. In which case, posting pictures of your tits will quickly get you accepted here, provided they are perky and smooth. If you've had 4 kids and are past 40, posting your sagging breaticles will only irritate BobJohnson even more. Be sure to post pictures of your love button (and tunnel) while your at it. Again, only if you keep the hedges nicely trimmed. Love tunnel pics aren't required; there just for me.



And if are a guy, you can post your peener, but I'm not interested in that. But if it's a nice peener, some of the ZUG sluts girls might praise it.



Thanks,



-Boots

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
11/27/2004 12:51 PM

are past 40

I don't think that's possible.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
11/27/2004 01:05 PM

You'd be suprised. Maturity is not a function of age.

Hppy Npkn 30,762 12
11/27/2004 02:31 PM

Ho-Ho-Ho Boots! I just imagined some soccer mom with four kids crawling all over her sitting in a dark room posting on GAB. I Like that. Hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha.

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
11/27/2004 02:54 PM

OMFG my kids are so anoing but u gys r cool LOL!

cranberry sauce me 15,189 12
11/28/2004 02:12 AM

OMFG my kids are so anoing but u gys r cool LOL!



SUYT!









Lurk you Frost-ing n0ob.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/28/2004 09:05 AM

I swore I would only post here if I feel it is absolutly needed. Seeing as how all the people are inhearantly full of brown smelly piles of used food. Don't let them get you to down new guy, they are pretty harmless.