Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/13/2004 10:49 PM

<action>Reads Underwhere's bio</action>



Yep....looks like you have been lurking for a while.



SUYT?



please?

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 130,632 34
11/13/2004 10:52 PM

This game is an accurate representation of Weekend GAB.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,196 29
11/13/2004 10:53 PM

Complete sentances: check

Semi-Decent spelling: Check

Subserviant attitued: Check



Hmm, now only if she's funny.

millie will bring the pies 116,854 28
11/13/2004 10:57 PM

Hey, I looked at your bio, too.



Where were you when Chickens and Lila needed you?

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/13/2004 10:59 PM

I looked at you bio and realize that you need to leave more clickies.



I'd be happy to let you click all of my posts for the next week.



You know, for practice.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2004 11:10 PM

Chris - Did you really think I'd show them to you right away? Mine are pretty nice, and I don't mind sharing, but usually guys make promises they don't intend to keep give me a clickie in a special place first.



I'm not funny. At all.



I do have other qualities though, but not necessarily good ones.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 130,632 34
11/13/2004 11:11 PM

Uh-oh. You don't by any chance have a fake brother, do you?

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2004 11:13 PM

No.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 130,632 34
11/13/2004 11:14 PM

Liar.

Saucy Filly Breast 39,160 20
11/13/2004 11:16 PM

Now now, Phla. Anita would've been under "Anita Thong" or something. Besides, Underwhere doesn't have any mahas. Clearly, not Anita.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 130,632 34
11/13/2004 11:17 PM

Time will tell, fellow steak. Time will tell.

Saucy Filly Breast 39,160 20
11/13/2004 11:17 PM

Heh, "fellow steak." Yes, that got you a clickie.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2004 11:18 PM

I'm afraid that I'm missing some crucial information that, if given to me, will make sense of your question.

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/13/2004 11:19 PM

yes



I thought you lurked for a while?

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 130,632 34
11/13/2004 11:19 PM

QUIET YOU.



Demo's over there. Now ske-daddle.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2004 11:20 PM

Apparently not long enough!

Saucy Filly Breast 39,160 20
11/13/2004 11:21 PM

Clearly, you haven't been lurking long enough. Anyway, Anita was a n00b who was around here during the summer. She liked to be evil to people who found her not funny, and at some point, a random person popped up and pretended to be her brother. I don't remember exactly what happened, but apparently she came up with this "brother" to get more clickies. Very strange lass, that.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2004 11:28 PM

I've only been lurking around GAB for about a month, though I've been reading the articles from the main page for ages.



How long should I go back into hiding before saying hello again?

Piemaster is mobile 12,516 15
11/13/2004 11:36 PM

Hi Underwhere. I'm Piemaster. I have shown the world pictures of my penis. I now implore you to SUYT!

Piemaster is mobile 12,516 15
11/13/2004 11:38 PM

Or at least email pics. Email is in profile.

Bonky 75,728 14
11/13/2004 11:39 PM

Holli, they'll ask but you must be strong. Don't show them your boobs!

Bonky 75,728 14
11/13/2004 11:40 PM

Have you shown them your boobs yet?

Saucy Filly Breast 39,160 20
11/13/2004 11:43 PM

It's surprisingly easy to resist when no one asks to see them.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2004 11:45 PM

No, I am holding firm.



(Or, at least, they will be, once I post boob pics.)



Truthfully, I think I have a nice rack. But I don't plan on playing show and tell just yet.

Piemaster is mobile 12,516 15
11/13/2004 11:48 PM

Boobs are tasty. Does anyone realize T9Word doesn't recognize 'boobs'?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
11/13/2004 11:49 PM

Hey Phla, Vlad played that castle game till level 14 then this giant stick figure guy that Vlad couldn't stop came and smashed Vlad's castle. What the hell? Vlad thinks they didn't have a level 15 and wanted to make sure you couldn't proceed. Vlad ended up with 127,000 some odd points, and a sore wrist. Blah.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 130,632 34
11/13/2004 11:52 PM

I love that castle game. I like flinging them so they don't land until next Tuesday. Sadly, Phla's wrists are not as toned as Vlad's, so I only last until round 10 or so. But good luck. Try to buy a nuke from North Korea.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
11/14/2004 12:02 AM

It's all the masturbating that gets them strong. See, Vlad's married.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/14/2004 12:57 AM

Umm, you've got a bit of spooge on your skirt, Underwhere?...























...Yeah, and SUYT!

Hollis loves you. 7,280 14
11/14/2004 01:21 AM

Hey, my name is Holli too! Only....I spell it right!

ringworm 68,315 13
11/14/2004 06:25 AM

dear vlad,



you can kill the giant stick figure guys w/ converts strapped w/ dynamite. you have to detonate them fairly close to the giant stick figure men, but it works.

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/14/2004 07:39 AM

I think touch of death (or some of your other spells) work too, but it's been a long time since I've played.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/14/2004 09:50 AM

<action>sighs</action>

Umm, you've got a bit of spooge on your skirt, Underwhere?...



Yes, I know. I've got it somewhere else too.

Patrick - thats thanksgivingy enough 752 9
11/14/2004 09:55 AM

I clicked you. I'm so nice. Us noobses gots to sticks together.

Bonky 75,728 14
11/14/2004 11:32 AM

Good morning, Underwhere? How are your boobs?



Are you another Aussie?

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/14/2004 11:41 AM

There's no Aussie in me (at the moment), but my boobs are fine. Thanks for asking.

Bonky 75,728 14
11/14/2004 11:42 AM

My left one is sore. It's not a tumah!

Underwhere? 99,723 76
11/14/2004 11:52 AM

I'm sorry to hear that it hurts. Do you need some special attention?

TheFoye 55,700 15
11/14/2004 11:54 AM

Good evening all, my boob radar is pinging!

Bonky 75,728 14
11/14/2004 12:17 PM

I'm special (short bus) and I always need attention!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
06/08/2006 04:24 PM

Bumping this thread because I feel you should all play Phla's game.



It is teh awesome!

UnderWhere? - I'm touching myself right now 99,723 76
06/08/2006 04:29 PM

Oh honey no.

Mrs. JM 24,690 8
06/08/2006 04:30 PM

Classic, Undies.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
06/08/2006 04:32 PM

Heh.



I immediately hit on her.



I'm shocked at my behavoir.

UnderWhere? - I'm touching myself right now 99,723 76
06/08/2006 04:38 PM

Nice, Chris. Though the only person who got to see my tits that day was the Foye. He sent me penis pics almost immediately.



Huzzah! If only every site was so friendly.

Phla Hoi is Clam Salad. Gross. 130,632 34
06/08/2006 04:49 PM

Hehehehehe, I was just wondering when the first time I called you Anita was, and here she is. That's ridonkulous.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
11/13/2006 10:34 AM

I still don't have anything interesting to say.



I'm bumping this, my first thread from 2 years ago. Looks like things haven't changed much.

TK in the Straw 95,470 36
11/13/2006 10:44 AM

I'd like to find my first thread, but I don't know how...other than using the search function, which I'm waiting until I've lost every shred of my sanity first before trying.



I know it was December of that year, so Undies isn't that much older than me in terms of length of time on GAB.

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 282,028 58
11/13/2006 10:49 AM

Decent first thread. If only there had been boobage or the funny in that first post I would consider letting this one stay around. Or should could marry into the royal fambly.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 35,005 15
11/13/2006 05:26 PM

Hey, it's the 14th! Exactly 4 years since my awful first post.



Not linking to it, it makes me want to cry.

Millie 116,854 28
11/13/2006 05:29 PM

I'm not sure what my first post was. Luckily, search sucks so I can't go find it, because I'm sure it was stupid.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/13/2006 08:24 PM

mine was in black and white.

PhucDucken 237,453 20
11/14/2006 01:02 PM

Mine was an eviscerated cat nailed to a mainframe.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/14/2006 03:42 PM

smoke signals.

TK in the Straw 95,470 36
11/14/2006 03:45 PM

I found my first one. It wasn't too bad and Dogs made a cute lascivious reply. Then I blew it with a reply to him that was just plain stupid.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 35,005 15
11/14/2006 03:48 PM

Phuc, this is Jaggy being a stuffed cat nailed to a wall.



After 2 drinks.

Just plain ole turtle 41,927 26
11/14/2006 03:49 PM

so.aroungry

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 35,005 15
11/14/2006 03:51 PM

Hey turtle!

Bankey 70,843 10
11/14/2006 04:04 PM

Nice thread, but it needs more Bankey.



Also, I like Jaggy's shoes.

Filly 39,160 20
11/14/2006 04:06 PM

I think my first post was something about the meanings of names. I got some mild comments about it being a stupid thread, then promptly disappeared and lurked for about a year before posting again.



I was a good noob.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,045 7
11/14/2006 04:16 PM

Wow, I thought this was posted today, and I was all like "Wow! Phla actually came back and posted" before I looked at the date on it.

Tucker Jolson 16,156 9
11/14/2006 04:20 PM

I was a good noob.



Not that good. You still haven't SUYT.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
11/14/2006 04:46 PM

Thow eye half know in-tension of condistributing two lis string, eye dew pheel eye m entesticled too putt may to scents inn.

Millie 116,854 28
11/14/2006 06:03 PM

You still haven't SUYT.



Speak for yourself.

Jolson 16,156 9
11/14/2006 07:33 PM

Fair enough.

Millie 116,854 28
11/14/2006 07:42 PM

That isn't what I meant.



But thanks.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/15/2006 04:20 AM

my first post (and second, further down) makes absolutely no sense, thanks to the fall of ofoto sucks, use pbase.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
11/15/2006 05:06 AM

Phuc, this is Jaggy being a stuffed cat nailed to a wall.



Jaggy has no shadow?

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,885 13
11/16/2006 01:11 AM

Heeey, it was supposed to look like I was hanging off a concrete wall. Way to ruin it by getting Lilabet's feet.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 35,005 15
11/16/2006 05:09 PM

Lilabet was standing on the wall.



Uh huh.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/15/2007 06:46 PM

3 years - wow.

I heart you GAB!

Fratberry Sauce 277,318 52
11/15/2007 07:02 PM

Boobies for everyone!!!

Fratberry Sauce 277,318 52
11/15/2007 07:02 PM

Shut up, fag.

TheFoye 55,700 15
11/15/2007 07:10 PM

You're boobies are nice Undies, and it was worth the wait to see them.

TheFoye 55,700 15
11/15/2007 07:11 PM

Um you are boobies nice Undies, and it was worth the wait to see them. Meh, whatever. You know what I mean.

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 07:27 PM

You're keeping records?

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
11/28/2008 03:16 PM

Oh wow, I missed my 4-year anniversary.  Please don't make me sleep on the couch!

Canucky 30 5
11/28/2008 04:42 PM

Being new is tough. I keep expecting angry men in suits to show up at my door and inform me that I've meddled in affairs I shouldn't have before I disappear forever.

nathyn2 0 4
11/28/2008 07:34 PM

No, that isn't how it happens kid.

First, he bans you. Then you beg him to come back. He says he'll let you back in for some favors. After you're done sucking him off, he'll ignore you mostly but he does tend to delete all of your posts and current profile when he gets tired of you.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
11/29/2008 06:42 AM

Happy anniversary Undies! Love youse!

weeneldo 55 5
11/29/2008 02:56 PM

Oops...I neglected to introduce myself before I started posting.

Well...hello! I use a lot of ellipsises (ellipses?) but my mummy told me its nothing to be ashamed of and some people are just different.

Warm Chance Buns. 171,220 14
11/16/2009 09:46 AM

Happy anniversary again, Undies!!

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/16/2009 11:21 AM

Awww, this thread even had some Nathyn in it. Awesome.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/16/2009 02:08 PM

Since you guys bumped this, I might as well post here.







San Dimas high school football rules!

Panda stuffing with giblet gravy 181,263 70
11/14/2010 03:23 PM

I had my own birthday. That's right! It's not all about you! And I'm older.

Get offa MY lawn, biotch!

Panda stuffing with giblet gravy 181,263 70
11/14/2010 03:24 PM

I posted this in the wrong thread.

I suck at the internet.

Blame it on me being old.

And retarded.

Under-appreciated. 99,723 76
11/14/2010 07:30 PM

ok, sure.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
11/14/2010 08:11 PM

Was it wrong for that to have completely aroused me just then?

Under a pile of potatoes? 99,723 76
11/13/2011 07:58 PM

It's mah ZUG birfday!

Shell Belle 76,640 24
11/13/2011 08:24 PM

Happy Zug day, Undies.


To celebrate, make sure you go outside and tell someone to get offa your lawn.