Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,588 7
11/14/2004 08:49 AM

<action>Reads Underwhere's bio</action>



Yep....looks like you have been lurking for a while.



SUYT?



please?

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 103,320 13
11/14/2004 08:52 AM

This game is an accurate representation of Weekend GAB.

The Sweet Potato Priestess 48,964 13
11/14/2004 08:53 AM

Complete sentances: check

Semi-Decent spelling: Check

Subserviant attitued: Check



Hmm, now only if she's funny.

millie will bring the pies 107,056 10
11/14/2004 08:57 AM

Hey, I looked at your bio, too.



Where were you when Chickens and Lila needed you?

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,638 6
11/14/2004 08:59 AM

I looked at you bio and realize that you need to leave more clickies.



I'd be happy to let you click all of my posts for the next week.



You know, for practice.

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:10 AM

Chris - Did you really think I'd show them to you right away? Mine are pretty nice, and I don't mind sharing, but usually guys make promises they don't intend to keep give me a clickie in a special place first.



I'm not funny. At all.



I do have other qualities though, but not necessarily good ones.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 103,320 13
11/14/2004 09:11 AM

Uh-oh. You don't by any chance have a fake brother, do you?

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:13 AM

No.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 103,320 13
11/14/2004 09:14 AM

Liar.

Saucy Filly Breast 27,151 11
11/14/2004 09:16 AM

Now now, Phla. Anita would've been under "Anita Thong" or something. Besides, Underwhere doesn't have any mahas. Clearly, not Anita.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 103,320 13
11/14/2004 09:17 AM

Time will tell, fellow steak. Time will tell.

Saucy Filly Breast 27,151 11
11/14/2004 09:17 AM

Heh, "fellow steak." Yes, that got you a clickie.

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:18 AM

I'm afraid that I'm missing some crucial information that, if given to me, will make sense of your question.

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,638 6
11/14/2004 09:19 AM

yes



I thought you lurked for a while?

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 103,320 13
11/14/2004 09:19 AM

QUIET YOU.



Demo's over there. Now ske-daddle.

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:20 AM

Apparently not long enough!

Saucy Filly Breast 27,151 11
11/14/2004 09:21 AM

Clearly, you haven't been lurking long enough. Anyway, Anita was a n00b who was around here during the summer. She liked to be evil to people who found her not funny, and at some point, a random person popped up and pretended to be her brother. I don't remember exactly what happened, but apparently she came up with this "brother" to get more clickies. Very strange lass, that.

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:28 AM

I've only been lurking around GAB for about a month, though I've been reading the articles from the main page for ages.



How long should I go back into hiding before saying hello again?

Piemaster is mobile 10,666 9
11/14/2004 09:36 AM

Hi Underwhere. I'm Piemaster. I have shown the world pictures of my penis. I now implore you to SUYT!

Piemaster is mobile 10,666 9
11/14/2004 09:38 AM

Or at least email pics. Email is in profile.

Bonky 75,356 13
11/14/2004 09:39 AM

Holli, they'll ask but you must be strong. Don't show them your boobs!

Bonky 75,356 13
11/14/2004 09:40 AM

Have you shown them your boobs yet?

Saucy Filly Breast 27,151 11
11/14/2004 09:43 AM

It's surprisingly easy to resist when no one asks to see them.

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:45 AM

No, I am holding firm.



(Or, at least, they will be, once I post boob pics.)



Truthfully, I think I have a nice rack. But I don't plan on playing show and tell just yet.

Piemaster is mobile 10,666 9
11/14/2004 09:48 AM

Boobs are tasty. Does anyone realize T9Word doesn't recognize 'boobs'?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,532 10
11/14/2004 09:49 AM

Hey Phla, Vlad played that castle game till level 14 then this giant stick figure guy that Vlad couldn't stop came and smashed Vlad's castle. What the hell? Vlad thinks they didn't have a level 15 and wanted to make sure you couldn't proceed. Vlad ended up with 127,000 some odd points, and a sore wrist. Blah.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 103,320 13
11/14/2004 09:52 AM

I love that castle game. I like flinging them so they don't land until next Tuesday. Sadly, Phla's wrists are not as toned as Vlad's, so I only last until round 10 or so. But good luck. Try to buy a nuke from North Korea.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,532 10
11/14/2004 10:02 AM

It's all the masturbating that gets them strong. See, Vlad's married.

Daisypie 49,257 7
11/14/2004 10:57 AM

Umm, you've got a bit of spooge on your skirt, Underwhere?...























...Yeah, and SUYT!

Hollis loves you. 7,028 8
11/14/2004 11:21 AM

Hey, my name is Holli too! Only....I spell it right!

ringworm 67,989 9
11/14/2004 04:25 PM

dear vlad,



you can kill the giant stick figure guys w/ converts strapped w/ dynamite. you have to detonate them fairly close to the giant stick figure men, but it works.

Frogpop 155,669 12
11/14/2004 05:39 PM

I think touch of death (or some of your other spells) work too, but it's been a long time since I've played.

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 07:50 PM

<action>sighs</action>

Umm, you've got a bit of spooge on your skirt, Underwhere?...



Yes, I know. I've got it somewhere else too.

Patrick - thats thanksgivingy enough 749 6
11/14/2004 07:55 PM

I clicked you. I'm so nice. Us noobses gots to sticks together.

Bonky 75,356 13
11/14/2004 09:32 PM

Good morning, Underwhere? How are your boobs?



Are you another Aussie?

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:41 PM

There's no Aussie in me (at the moment), but my boobs are fine. Thanks for asking.

Bonky 75,356 13
11/14/2004 09:42 PM

My left one is sore. It's not a tumah!

Underwhere? 72,859 16
11/14/2004 09:52 PM

I'm sorry to hear that it hurts. Do you need some special attention?

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/14/2004 09:54 PM

Good evening all, my boob radar is pinging!

Bonky 75,356 13
11/14/2004 10:17 PM

I'm special (short bus) and I always need attention!

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
06/09/2006 01:24 AM

Bumping this thread because I feel you should all play Phla's game.



It is teh awesome!

UnderWhere? - I'm touching myself right now 72,859 16
06/09/2006 01:29 AM

Oh honey no.

Mrs. JM 24,640 6
06/09/2006 01:30 AM

Classic, Undies.

Chris Garrett 86,588 7
06/09/2006 01:32 AM

Heh.



I immediately hit on her.



I'm shocked at my behavoir.

UnderWhere? - I'm touching myself right now 72,859 16
06/09/2006 01:38 AM

Nice, Chris. Though the only person who got to see my tits that day was the Foye. He sent me penis pics almost immediately.



Huzzah! If only every site was so friendly.

Phla Hoi is Clam Salad. Gross. 103,320 13
06/09/2006 01:49 AM

Hehehehehe, I was just wondering when the first time I called you Anita was, and here she is. That's ridonkulous.

UnderWhere? 72,859 16
11/13/2006 08:34 PM

I still don't have anything interesting to say.



I'm bumping this, my first thread from 2 years ago. Looks like things haven't changed much.

TK in the Straw 59,659 11
11/13/2006 08:44 PM

I'd like to find my first thread, but I don't know how...other than using the search function, which I'm waiting until I've lost every shred of my sanity first before trying.



I know it was December of that year, so Undies isn't that much older than me in terms of length of time on GAB.

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 238,110 14
11/13/2006 08:49 PM

Decent first thread. If only there had been boobage or the funny in that first post I would consider letting this one stay around. Or should could marry into the royal fambly.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 33,067 11
11/14/2006 03:26 AM

Hey, it's the 14th! Exactly 4 years since my awful first post.



Not linking to it, it makes me want to cry.

Millie 107,056 10
11/14/2006 03:29 AM

I'm not sure what my first post was. Luckily, search sucks so I can't go find it, because I'm sure it was stupid.

dinesh 21,845 14
11/14/2006 06:24 AM

mine was in black and white.

PhucDucken 231,348 13
11/14/2006 11:02 PM

Mine was an eviscerated cat nailed to a mainframe.

dinesh 21,845 14
11/15/2006 01:42 AM

smoke signals.

TK in the Straw 59,659 11
11/15/2006 01:45 AM

I found my first one. It wasn't too bad and Dogs made a cute lascivious reply. Then I blew it with a reply to him that was just plain stupid.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 33,067 11
11/15/2006 01:48 AM

Phuc, this is Jaggy being a stuffed cat nailed to a wall.



After 2 drinks.

Just plain ole turtle 19,485 7
11/15/2006 01:49 AM

so.aroungry

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 33,067 11
11/15/2006 01:51 AM

Hey turtle!

Bankey 70,607 8
11/15/2006 02:04 AM

Nice thread, but it needs more Bankey.



Also, I like Jaggy's shoes.

Filly 27,151 11
11/15/2006 02:06 AM

I think my first post was something about the meanings of names. I got some mild comments about it being a stupid thread, then promptly disappeared and lurked for about a year before posting again.



I was a good noob.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 5,979 6
11/15/2006 02:16 AM

Wow, I thought this was posted today, and I was all like "Wow! Phla actually came back and posted" before I looked at the date on it.

Tucker Jolson 16,087 7
11/15/2006 02:20 AM

I was a good noob.



Not that good. You still haven't SUYT.

TorchAteTeen 3,226 6
11/15/2006 02:46 AM

Thow eye half know in-tension of condistributing two lis string, eye dew pheel eye m entesticled too putt may to scents inn.

Millie 107,056 10
11/15/2006 04:03 AM

You still haven't SUYT.



Speak for yourself.

Jolson 16,087 7
11/15/2006 05:33 AM

Fair enough.

Millie 107,056 10
11/15/2006 05:42 AM

That isn't what I meant.



But thanks.

ringworm 67,989 9
11/15/2006 02:20 PM

my first post (and second, further down) makes absolutely no sense, thanks to the fall of ofoto sucks, use pbase.

SquidBoy 19,787 8
11/15/2006 03:06 PM

Phuc, this is Jaggy being a stuffed cat nailed to a wall.



Jaggy has no shadow?

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,622 9
11/16/2006 11:11 AM

Heeey, it was supposed to look like I was hanging off a concrete wall. Way to ruin it by getting Lilabet's feet.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 33,067 11
11/17/2006 03:09 AM

Lilabet was standing on the wall.



Uh huh.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 72,859 16
11/16/2007 04:46 AM

3 years - wow.

I heart you GAB!

Fratberry Sauce 219,200 13
11/16/2007 05:02 AM

Boobies for everyone!!!

Fratberry Sauce 219,200 13
11/16/2007 05:02 AM

Shut up, fag.

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/16/2007 05:10 AM

You're boobies are nice Undies, and it was worth the wait to see them.

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/16/2007 05:11 AM

Um you are boobies nice Undies, and it was worth the wait to see them. Meh, whatever. You know what I mean.

Rodney Dangerchix 238,110 14
11/16/2007 05:27 AM

You're keeping records?

UnderWhere? 72,859 16
11/29/2008 01:16 AM

Oh wow, I missed my 4-year anniversary.  Please don't make me sleep on the couch!

Canucky 27 3
11/29/2008 02:42 AM

Being new is tough. I keep expecting angry men in suits to show up at my door and inform me that I've meddled in affairs I shouldn't have before I disappear forever.

nathyn2 0 2
11/29/2008 05:34 AM

No, that isn't how it happens kid.

First, he bans you. Then you beg him to come back. He says he'll let you back in for some favors. After you're done sucking him off, he'll ignore you mostly but he does tend to delete all of your posts and current profile when he gets tired of you.

Barefoot Chance 168,248 11
11/29/2008 04:42 PM

Happy anniversary Undies! Love youse!

weeneldo 55 2
11/30/2008 12:56 AM

Oops...I neglected to introduce myself before I started posting.

Well...hello! I use a lot of ellipsises (ellipses?) but my mummy told me its nothing to be ashamed of and some people are just different.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,248 11
11/16/2009 07:46 PM

Happy anniversary again, Undies!!

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
11/16/2009 09:21 PM

Awww, this thread even had some Nathyn in it. Awesome.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,859 16
11/17/2009 12:08 AM

Since you guys bumped this, I might as well post here.







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