Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/15/2004 08:01 PM

Looks like semen to me.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/15/2004 08:02 PM

Speaking from experience?























fag

teh corn producer 7,627 9
11/15/2004 08:03 PM

The pants, so ... shiny.



They look like something Chi Chi would wear.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/15/2004 08:03 PM

it does look like cleraning residue, but then the suit isn't as mint as the title implies. unless it's edible.

erika the dumbass tofurkey 76,152 9
11/15/2004 08:12 PM

The jacket should cover the discoloration at the top of the pants. If not, spend another dollar on a navy blue marker.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/15/2004 08:13 PM

That suit is a blend. Look for something that's 100% wool.



But you'll look sexy as hell no matter what you wear.

Humphrey B Skippin' Thanksgiving 51,764 12
11/15/2004 08:21 PM

You would wear someone else's pants?

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/15/2004 08:25 PM

That suit is a blend. Look for something that's 100% wool.



And wearing 100% wool will make you so much more attractive to Kiwi blokes.

Tina Phley 131,068 34
11/15/2004 08:25 PM

He doesn't really wear them, per se.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/15/2004 08:34 PM

That ass looks like something Neil Armstrong walked on.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/15/2004 08:35 PM

Hey SHUT UP Whistler!



I have been on a diet since then!





<runs crying from room>

teh corn producer 7,627 9
11/15/2004 09:18 PM

CG, you should change your name to Drama Queen Princess

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/15/2004 09:22 PM

Fo the love that of all that is holy please do not buy a used suit on ebay.





I beg you.



No really

Patrick - Adopt me! 752 9
11/15/2004 09:37 PM

"Every man look good in HUGO BOSS suit. why you buy a new suit when you can own it in low price? "



With a claim like that, how can you not buy this suit?

thejman 69 8
11/15/2004 09:40 PM

i once bought a pair of pants off ebay and found out someone cut the ass off

thejman 69 8
11/15/2004 09:41 PM

i once bought a pair of pants off ebay and found out the hard way that someone cut the ass off

Patrick - Adopt me! 752 9
11/15/2004 09:42 PM

For easy access in gay bars.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/16/2004 04:30 AM

And wearing 100% wool will make you so much more attractive to Kiwi blokes.



Oh, you're so witty.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 10:20 AM

Chris, shiney = worn out.



If you are only going to own one suit, get a good one. Go brooks brothers. It's worth every extra buck. Wear sportcoats until you can afford it.



Or go to a fine men's store and have one tailored.



Seriously, it you only are going to own ONE, get a good one.



Chickens- part of he coat and tie set on a daily basis for years now.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 10:22 AM

And that dry cleaning bit he's handing you is BS. Wool blends get shiney from wear. The first thing that goes on my suits are the tops of the thighs from rubbing under my desk. The front of my pants get shiney and I have to sell the whole kit and kaboodle on ebay to some schmuck.

Roasted Raccoon 56,688 10
11/16/2004 10:26 AM

from rubbing under my desk



You should take off your pants before you rub yourself.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/16/2004 11:00 AM

That suit is a blend. Look for something that's 100% wool.



But you'll look sexy as hell no matter what you wear.





Hmmm Whistler? Seems like maybe you and your brother have more in common then I first thought.





*shines QTA signal into the sky*

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 11:13 AM

Chris,



I found another item that may be of interest to you up in that there cold state of Vermont.



Keep ya warm under that suit.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/16/2004 11:38 AM

I would love to know what e-bay deems "Gently Used" when it comes to clothes....





Gently Used=Only used as a Schmeg rag, ONCE

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 11:40 AM

Hey Mr. Garrett you are getting stingy with the clickies lately.



That was funny dammit.

Ms. Trixxie Queen of the Turducken People 65,026 15
11/16/2004 12:04 PM

$150 is too much to pay for anyone's used clothing, unless it is like Brad Pitt's unwashed semen, piss and skid marked stained underware

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/16/2004 12:17 PM

So Chris,



You're gonna bid on it aren't you ?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/16/2004 12:25 PM

I'd bid on that ass. My brother, well-versed in many things knows next-to-nothing about what makes a man's ass noteworthy.



Chris's ass is not merely noteworthy, but novel material.

800 page novel material.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/16/2004 12:28 PM

No....but I am now thinking about THIS one.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 12:37 PM

Geez, Chris. Go to a good men's store. It's worth the money. Get it adjusted to fit. Put a ever so slight pad in the shoulders. Just enough that they stay straight instead of droop when you slouch. Look at the guys who do the evening news. You don't think they all have perfectly square shoulders like that, do you?



And the mere act that Hugo Boss has gone to selling his suits on ebay makes me suspect of the quality. If you really like the brand, go find a store that sells them. Try on that particular suit and see how it fits you. Then if you still feel like you can save some $ on ebay, go bid on the same exact suit on there.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 12:39 PM

Then find a good taylor not attached to a particular store and have it corrected to your body. Expect to spend another $60. It will be worth it when Ms. Garrett takes one look at you and drops to her knees to check out the fly.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/16/2004 12:41 PM

Unfortunately there isn't a good mens store for, honestly....75 miles of here.



And....Mrs. Garrett? Drop to her knees? HA...did I drop my wallet out of my pants?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 12:45 PM

Look. Let me break it down for you. If you EVER really want a blow job. A real one. From a woman I mean. Not a hoover.



STOP SHOPPING FOR SUITS ON EBAY.



That is all.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 12:47 PM

So drive the 75 miles. I mean this is going to be your ONLY suit. Make it right.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/16/2004 12:48 PM

By the way....



SECRET SANTA???? ARE YOU READING ALL OF THIS?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 12:51 PM

<action>cries</action>



Some people just don't follow directions.



I cannot handle a man who doesn't do what I tell him.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/16/2004 12:51 PM

If you EVER really want a blow job. A real one. From a woman I mean. Not a hoover.





So...you're saying TTJ is not a real woman?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 12:56 PM

I have such a nasty, horrible comment that I would like to say here for the sake of the funny but because I respect, like, am fond of, tolerate you I will not hurt your feelings by saying it.



But trust me it was mean and hurtful.



Even though you fail to take my feelings into consideration in the same way.