A joke for the womyn
A comedy conversation
by Sy the photo guy  6,547  10
11/16/2004 01:28 PM 227 views
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Q. What's the difference between a man's zipper and a woman's zipper?
A. When a woman unzips her pants, her brains don't fall out!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Sy the photo guy 6,547  10
11/16/2004 01:30 PM
Another one...
Why did womyn invent PMS?
So for a few days every month, they can act like men do all the time!
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Side-splitting
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Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 01:31 PM
Sy wears a kilt cause his wife wears the pants in his family.
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Flour Scented Sombrero 91,274 10
11/16/2004 01:32 PM
Along with wearing the skirt, This is how Sy gets in touch with his feminine side.
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Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,790 17
11/16/2004 01:33 PM
Awwww, look at all the Scottish male bonding. How cute.
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Hilarious
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Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 01:33 PM
Q: How many abused women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One if she knows what's good for her.
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Side-splitting
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Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
11/16/2004 01:36 PM
Along with wearing the skirt, This is how Sy gets in touch with his feminine side.
Sombrero, it's nae a skirt, it's a kilt. I did actually get in touch with my feminine side once; turns out I'm a raging bull dyke!
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Chuckleworthy
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Flour Scented Sombrero 91,274 10
11/16/2004 01:38 PM
Whoosh.
And Chix, The correct answer is "Frost it, Let her cook in the dark"
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 01:42 PM
Its hotter with lights ON
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Chuckleworthy
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Mr. Sir 66,718 9
11/16/2004 03:18 PM
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's an evolutionary thing... helps them stand closer to the stove.
Why don't women fart as much as men?
They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.
The above views do no necessarily reflect the views of the poster, and are being presented in an editorial manor only. Thank you for your time.
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Hilarious
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
11/16/2004 03:19 PM
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing.
You've told her twice already.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/16/2004 03:29 PM
Evidently some of us here think that womyn is synonymous with misogynist since they both have a Y in them.
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Funny
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TheFoye 55,700 16
11/16/2004 03:37 PM
The above views do no necessarily reflect the views of the poster, and are being presented in an editorial manor only. Thank you for your time.
Poe!
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/16/2004 03:39 PM
Anothyr one:
Q. What do you do if you see your husband staggering around in the backyard at 3:00 a.m.?
A. Reload.
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Hilarious
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Mr. Sir 66,718 9
11/16/2004 04:40 PM
To TheFoye:
I am a nOOb around here, just trying to keep it light until I am known. -> Your point is well-taken though.
Fag!
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bonertheclown 855 12
11/16/2004 07:43 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer
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