Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:29 PM

"Holy crap! What a really Frost-ing BIG bottle of wine!"

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/16/2004 02:30 PM

Yeah, that and a smilar size bottle of vicodin ought to last me the weekend

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:30 PM

"Sweet Jesus, would you look at that bottle of wine! That's HUGE!"

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/16/2004 02:30 PM

"MAD DOG: The wine with the bone on bottle"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:31 PM

"Holy mother of god! That's one really large bottle of wine!"

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/16/2004 02:31 PM

Any minute now, the midget will pop out of the enormous birthday bottle of champagne, and yell "WHY THE Frost DID YOU HAVE ME IN THAT BOTTLE YOU SICK BASTARD??!!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:32 PM

"Holy Frost-ing lord! That's the biggest damn bottle of wine I've ever seen!"

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 02:34 PM

okay OKAY. We get the implied joke, butternuts.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:34 PM

"Wow! That bottle of wine is really, really big!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:35 PM

"Frost me with a hot poker, that is one god damn son-of-a-bitchen humongous bottle of wine!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:36 PM

"Well slap me silly with a spork, i've never seen a bottle of wine that big in my entire life!"

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/16/2004 02:36 PM

I've seen bigger.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:37 PM

"Eh. I've seen bigger."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/16/2004 02:39 PM

GOD DAMMIT YOU mother-FrostING SON OF A BITCH I WOKED MY ASS OFF TO SET THAT UP AND YOU GO AHEAD AND RUIN IT! Frost-ing mother-FrostING PEICE OF Shakespeare I WILL KILL YOU OLIVERCHEST, DO YOU HEAR ME??? I WILL KILLL YOU!





YUO WILL RUE THE DAY!!!1111

New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/16/2004 02:40 PM

"...and then after I removed it, I took a picture and started my own .cx website."

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/16/2004 02:40 PM

"$14.99 a bottle at your local SAM'S CLUB"

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/16/2004 02:42 PM

Better start rue-ing, Oliver...

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/16/2004 02:43 PM

"Now all we need is a huge ass cracker and we can finally convert those heathen giants!"

New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/16/2004 02:46 PM

One Huge ass cracker at your service.



>*< Safe

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/16/2004 02:53 PM

<action>Sticks One Huge One In Nokey's Crack

New_turKey_Baster 76,490 10
11/16/2004 03:07 PM

hey, HEY HEY!



That's "exit only" mister!

David Moss 4,125 10
11/16/2004 03:11 PM

Evil Wine Co. purposefully forgets to include a giant sized bottle opener.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/16/2004 03:16 PM

"Introducing new Lookin' Good brand wine. We guarantee your lady will look good after only one bottle, or your money back".

Bankey 70,843 10
11/16/2004 03:17 PM

Bizarre sixteen inch tall men grapple with bottle of bordeaux.

David Moss 4,125 10
11/16/2004 03:18 PM

Oh. The bottle's already open.



Evil Wine Co.'s popular anthrax wine's new size: WMD.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/16/2004 04:17 PM

Easy there bud easy now, you're choking it. Go easy, you have to let a fine wine like that breath a little!

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
11/16/2004 04:30 PM

"This is really heavy. Sorry, I don't mean to wine about it."

Dr. Uri Feliposko 161,353 14
11/16/2004 04:36 PM

The only way to stop the ROUS is with a BOUS.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/16/2004 04:51 PM

As my partner here closes it up, I will attempt to saw this bottle of Chateauneuf du pape in half, without spilling a single drop.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
11/16/2004 06:59 PM

Eh. I've seen bigger.

fignuts 72 9
11/16/2004 07:03 PM

"Bottoms up, big guy"

crackhead 427 8
11/16/2004 07:26 PM

"we also make xbox controllers."

fignuts 72 9
11/16/2004 07:43 PM

"Good news, it's a suppository!"

Livewire 78,229 13
11/16/2004 07:47 PM

For the Notorious B.I.G. you don't just tip a 40, you tip a 4,000.

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/16/2004 08:10 PM

Using technology taken from the Chocolate factory, wine sellers prepare to shrink and transport a bottle through "Wonka-vision."

LongDistance 281 8
11/16/2004 08:12 PM

Does that size come in a Box?

Tina Phley 131,068 34
11/16/2004 08:12 PM

"Hey! Why don't we move this big wine bottle out of the way while you go look for a better picture to capcon?!"

Humphrey B Skippin' Thanksgiving 51,764 12
11/16/2004 08:21 PM

Rolling Stone Keith Richards has his lunch specially flown in for the occasion.

Llama- packing on the holiday llbs 7,194 10
11/16/2004 09:19 PM

After drinking the bottle of wine, the two gentlemen thought it was a woman. While one copped a feel, the other admired the ass.

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/16/2004 10:03 PM

After drinking the bottle of wine, the two gentlemen thought it was a woman. While one copped a feel, the other admired the ass.

And then they both locked her in a box for later.

Patrick - Adopt me! 752 9
11/16/2004 10:07 PM

"Tom Thumb and his lesser known cousin Tim Thumb raid the mini bar"

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/16/2004 10:19 PM

If we could only get about eight more accountants over here, we could uncrate this big bad bitch.

DeFrost 116 8
11/17/2004 12:09 AM

Michael Jackson is having another birthdaday party.

Rаt 2,085 9
11/17/2004 12:34 AM

"And this is just one of the ways that sneaky Saddam disguised his weapons of mass destruction. And over here you can see this stuffed panda isn't all it appears to be . . ."

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/17/2004 01:39 AM

"mother-Froster! I said order the big frontal lobotomy!"

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/17/2004 01:50 AM

This is just too perfect, a thirtyfive gallon bottle of firewater is just what we needed here at

"The Native American Cheap Hotel Room and Paint by Numbers Art Museum."

maggaratti 233 8
11/17/2004 03:51 AM

"We have a delivery for David Hasselhoff here!"

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/17/2004 04:40 AM

From mainpage to suck in half a day.

robous 0 8
11/18/2004 01:48 PM

Oh! I get it! Huge ass CRACKER. Not Huge ASS CRACKER. The imagery was getting a bit...disturbing.

Napkin And Odysseus 30,762 12
11/18/2004 06:03 PM

My God, that is a big bottle of wine!

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
11/18/2004 06:13 PM

All right, which pill makes me larger?

HopOnPop 47 8
11/18/2004 06:31 PM

Wha-?? Frost! Where's my amp?

Tank_26 54 8
11/18/2004 07:55 PM

Hmmm, good wine...cheap wine...

Decisions, decisions...

NaClDave 3,588 9
11/19/2004 08:25 PM

hey look, that bottle could belong to the Michelin Man....



on a related note, i'd hate to see the ass on the receiving end of THAT champagen enema...

Shakey 18 8
11/19/2004 10:36 PM

"Oh..Look what they took out of the ass of the ZUG caption photo changer...." YUS!

bob the weasel slayer: 30 weasels dead!! 166 8
11/19/2004 10:58 PM

can you hear me now?

...

Good

Del Taco? 52 8
11/20/2004 12:45 AM

Look at this guys criminal history!



Drunk!

Dark Spectre 4 8
11/20/2004 07:15 AM

Big Box - $50.00

Big bottle of wine - $250.00

Ice bucket big enough to chill it - $45.00

Never needing to buy wine for your anniversary again - priceless

Dark Spectre 4 8
11/20/2004 07:21 AM

David Blain will now attempt to escape the giant wine bottle and box which will be pad locked shut while handcuffed, tied up and with only five hours of air.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/20/2004 07:48 AM

Look at this guys criminal history!



that guy is worse than me and daggy combined.

64 8
11/20/2004 06:23 PM

Introducing the one sure way to not walk in the way the Lord intended.

Jokey McSimpsonsMeme 12,005 12
11/20/2004 06:40 PM

The Diocese of New York prepares for a record turnout out Christmas Mass this year.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/21/2004 02:06 AM

Check out Mr. Earl's mugshots. He looks progressively less and less upset to have been arrested. Here he is on Christmas Eve 2003.

timsmith0 0 8
11/21/2004 04:18 PM

Ok We've Got The Wine But Where's The Damn Bottle Opener?

Headcase 26 8
11/21/2004 07:12 PM

The lilliputans had one hell of a kegger the night Gulliver left!

Headcase 26 8
11/21/2004 07:14 PM

Down in the depth of his soul, John knew that the "Burgandy Bottle" would never be as big as the "Grey cup"

Headcase 26 8
11/21/2004 07:17 PM

I'm going to need a few hundred bottles of morning after pills and 7.32 gallons of coffee.

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
11/21/2004 07:20 PM

I'm going to need a few hundred bottles of morning after pills



Put those pills away, all you need is one Chaser tablet and you won't be completely Shakespearefaced in the morning, guaranteed.

One Mile Wide 83 9
11/21/2004 09:19 PM

Now introducing.... The Liquid Lunch' 30 day Diet Plan.

One Mile Wide 83 9
11/21/2004 09:20 PM

"..and then.. you wouldn't BELIEVE where she put this next!"

One Mile Wide 83 9
11/21/2004 09:24 PM

What happens when you compress a room full of Winos with pressure equal to making a diamond.

One Mile Wide 83 9
11/21/2004 09:29 PM

Hellllloooo Alcohol.... Goodbye Liver....

draydraydray 2 8
11/21/2004 10:38 PM

Who knew a bum had such a big bladder?

The Disco Bandit 8 8
11/21/2004 11:36 PM

The mother asked the daughter, "When did I ever give you permission to put my wine bottle in that doll house?"

Headcase 26 8
11/21/2004 11:37 PM

"Now the real question is, can you get it as an aerosol spray?"

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/22/2004 12:13 AM

The local bottle shop preparing Daggys nightly wine order.

Del Taco? 52 8
11/22/2004 07:21 PM

Henry Earl

look at pic 29.



Don't make me use my pimp hand...

HighSoci 30,093 18
11/22/2004 07:56 PM

"Keith Richards, party of one, your table is ready."

long john silverman 41 8
11/22/2004 08:54 PM

i never new jesus was filed with that much blood last time i was at church i only had a sip

xliamx 14 8
11/28/2004 07:52 PM

"Robert Downy Jr. wants to know how much shipping & handling will be...what should we tell him?

Sensei Ern 31 8
11/29/2004 02:22 PM

The mystery is revealed: THe Kennedy Fortune wasn't spent on attourneys. It was spent on Uncle Teddy's nightcaps.

selrahc 0 8
11/29/2004 09:06 PM

"Thats the second largest wine bottle I've ever seen."



"I'm down to one bottle a day."