Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 02:27 AM

I don't care what the Frost-ing ants are doing! They can march all they like, as long as it is beyond the edge of hearing.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/17/2004 02:29 AM

Have you got a thick hefty garbage bag handy, they are pretty damn soundproof after a few minutes.

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
11/17/2004 02:31 AM

<action>pulls out knife</action>One question: when I'm done killing you, can I do whatever I want with the body?

Humphrey B Skippin' Thanksgiving 51,764 12
11/17/2004 02:32 AM

Take up the banjo. Move to Mississippi.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 02:35 AM

My physics exam is tomorrow and I can't hear what the positrons are doing.

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/17/2004 02:49 AM

They're signing backup..



Jaggy and the Positrons.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,776 15
11/17/2004 03:11 AM

A little known fact, but the name that most southerners used to use for the instrument that Jaggy is torturing you with, is a "Mouth Organ."



While I understand your pain, I was just saying today, that it would be a better world if more women became proficient at playing the mouth organ.

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/17/2004 03:19 AM

<action>pulls out baby seal, clubs Neep to death with it, laughs at the irony</action>

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 03:38 AM

Frat... go learn what irony means.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 03:39 AM

<action>notices the title of thread



Oh crap... I retract that statement to think about it a little.

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
11/17/2004 04:11 AM

Oh! My first online review! I knew I would make it!

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 04:18 AM

Ha! She had to stop playing to type that.

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
11/17/2004 04:24 AM

It's saints marching, not ants. Doorknob.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 04:28 AM

Skank.

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
11/17/2004 04:35 AM

Whore.

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/17/2004 04:45 AM

Bad twins! Very very bad twins! Now go to my room.

Fluro 14,139 11
11/17/2004 05:05 AM

Ladies, please. I want to take up the harmonica, and have been thinking about it for a while. Is it worth it? It would be nice for me to

A) Play an instrument

B) Have a musical instrument that I can fit in my pocket.



How difficult is it to play?

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
11/17/2004 05:39 AM

You know how to play the harmonica don't ya? You just put your lips together and blow.



Then suck.



Then blow and suck while moving your lips back and forth along the shaft.

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
11/17/2004 05:40 AM

Well I've been working on it on and off for a few hours this evening, and I can play When the Saints Go Marching In, Ode to Joy, and a convincing blues scale, with the bent notes and everything. So I don't think it's going to take as much work as the flute or the bagpipes, but it's a nice wee challenge and it'll be a cool party trick, when I can play bluesy things, I'm thinking.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/17/2004 05:55 AM

<action>cries.

Seven of Nine, Neep's merry little Tribble! 64 8
11/17/2004 06:58 PM

Should you be studying Physics Jaggy?

Sweet Sweet Mizz Swizz 3,957 10
11/17/2004 08:54 PM

Wait, I forget, which is the fat one?

Night Ninja - Man of the Night 21 8
11/17/2004 09:43 PM

Ok Jaggy what is Doorknob from? I think my nerd insticts are kicking in. Did you get that from Dragonlance?

Pubah...Stuffed full of It 56,805 18
11/17/2004 10:09 PM

<action>Shuffles in with an Iron ala Slingblade Carl</action>





Cause ah aims ta kill yer widdit...uhhhuummmm

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/17/2004 10:34 PM

<action>comes in late...</action>Daggy and Neep are twins?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/17/2004 10:35 PM

I gotta start actually reading the threads rather than just posting dumbass Shakespeare.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/18/2004 01:41 AM

Jaggy is the fat one. See?

monster rain 674 8
11/18/2004 01:58 AM

Do either of you want to learn to play the skin flute?

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/18/2004 02:08 AM

No. But we are both learning the bagpipes. Jaggy can play the flute and I can also get a bit of sound out of it. Ask again and I will shove a violin down your neck.

monster rain 674 8
11/18/2004 02:22 AM

I guess a rusty trombone is out of the question then.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/18/2004 02:32 AM

<action>: comma Policeman</action>There isn't anyone here named Someone, is there?

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/18/2004 10:47 AM

I, Neep, am the little alert one on the left. Jaggy is the big fat 5 pound baby going "Blaarrggh."





hahahahahahah, snort.

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/18/2004 05:30 PM

That is still true today.

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,527 61
11/18/2004 05:36 PM

Ha! She had to stop playing to type that.





It's saints marching, not ants. Doorknob.





Skank.





Whore.





Anybody else imagine the two of them attacking each other after that in a cat fight, rolling around on the floor, then melting into a hot gay kiss?

Neep, cooler than thou! 35,066 15
11/18/2004 05:39 PM

That's not very christianly. That's not very christianly at all.

My cat is licking my belly button. Yes he is. 35,066 15
03/18/2005 05:04 AM

<action>snorts

My cat is licking my belly button. Yes he is. 35,066 15
03/19/2005 06:42 AM

Hehe, that was jaggy with a coc in hjer mpouth.

bignorm 874 9
03/19/2005 09:32 AM

yeah wow, 3 times in a row even, very cool you no typing bastard

My cat is licking my belly button. Yes he is. 35,066 15
03/19/2005 02:48 PM

Hey, I didn't post it. I just commented on it when I found it last night. You wouldn't be able to type properly with that much alcohol either.