now I know my A B Cs
A comedy conversation
by Mavis Beacon  18,219  13
11/17/2004 08:06 PM 546 views
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After my born again Republican mother picked up my 4 year old nephew from school yesterday, they went back home looking for something fun to do. Feeling teachy, the mom decided to introduce the young boy to the internet. She googled around until she found a cute little flash site with an animated figure singing the A B Cs.
"H I J K LMNOP" they sang along, laughing at the man dancing around the monitor. What a great time they had!
"Now I know my A B Cs!" the little man cheered. "Won't you..." sang my nephew. "...come and..." sang my mom.
"**** my ****, mother ****er!" chanted the silly flash drawing as he taught my little nephew how to use the middle finger.
"Wrong one, grandma."
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Side-splitting
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Napkin And His Sidekick 30,762  12
11/17/2004 09:36 PM
Well...at least she didn't find goatse.
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 282,931 53
11/17/2004 10:16 PM
That's just...amazing.
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Fluro 14,139 11
11/17/2004 10:53 PM
Awesome.
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
11/18/2004 11:56 AM
I liked the viking kittens, but that's where the kitty entertainment stopped for me. I don't understand the repeat visitation appeal of rathergood.
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Daisypie 49,378 9
11/18/2004 02:48 PM
*Sigh* They grow up so fast these days...
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/18/2004 03:03 PM
My uber yuppie aunt was so imoressed her son learned his ABC's at the exclusive pre-school she enrolled him in. When they came home for the holidays to visit when he was about four she got him to sing them to us...she says, now do it just like you do in school Andrew.
He got up and started,
A is for Emerson
B is for bastard
C is for Crap
D is for Dick
That was as far as he got before they could get him to shut up.
I love that kid. Matter of fact I don't think I have seen him simce then.
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