Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/28/2004 04:15 AM

I'm so happy you've joined us, my sweet little n00b,

Now bend over and hand me that big tub of lube.

Fluro 14,139 11
11/28/2004 04:18 AM

You're the hottest in this area,

I'd love to stick my arm in your posteria.

Howie 220 8
11/28/2004 04:48 AM

When you're ready I want to make love to you in the shower

Don't rush though, take your time, I charge by the hour.

McRib, saucing you up 13,155 9
11/28/2004 04:51 AM

Not to worry, Sarah. You just haven't met the right Kangaroo.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/28/2004 05:29 AM

dear lovely mr whistler mcmanus

when it comes to messenger you are an anus

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/28/2004 05:40 AM

Oh my darling Aussie Sarah,

I will messenger with you tomarrah.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/28/2004 06:01 AM

declan my dearest

you are just the queerest

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/28/2004 06:03 AM

Sarah, my dear,



You only wish you could be a pain in my rear.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/28/2004 06:05 AM

oh wonderful aimless

always so shameless

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/28/2004 06:07 AM

alas alac mr pansy

just make do with your handsy

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
11/28/2004 06:47 AM

Sarah gave it a go



Which is more than you did, you nli skank ho.

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
11/28/2004 07:08 AM

Your face is glory to behold,

despite it being dead and cold.

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
11/28/2004 07:11 AM

You're always there, through flood and drought,

my bloated foot from rampant gout.

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
11/28/2004 07:19 AM

Ye be like a ferris-wheel me Jane,

Ye ride, ye vomit, ye ride again.



</Scottish>

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/28/2004 09:13 AM

Hey Baby!

You're one ugly like Bitch!



*Free Verse

Evil Sith Lord Darth-Snork-Dred-Thingy 45,655 12
11/28/2004 11:11 AM

ANGST!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
11/28/2004 11:22 AM

I love the look of your milky white skin,

But I should change out the water in the jar that you're in.

marmaboy 505 9
11/28/2004 11:30 AM

You're perfect for me dear, all I desire,

Coz who looks at the mantle while stoking the fire?

Seth Gravy 161,353 14
11/28/2004 11:32 AM

My love for you like ticking clock, BERZERKER.

Come on baby let's make Frost BERZERKER.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
11/28/2004 11:42 AM

I'll love you for as long as we live,

Well at least I'll love the head that you give.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/28/2004 01:29 PM

She has the face that launched a thousand ships,

but an ass that spans two time zones.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/28/2004 06:00 PM

As my heart with happiness fills,

You maha my posts and I swallow more pills.

Seth Gravy 161,353 14
11/28/2004 06:04 PM

From God's most precious cloth you were cut

Tonight I'll put my fist in your butt.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/28/2004 06:06 PM

Nothing is more romantic, or says I love GAB more than this:

A hidden link to goatse and a hot tubgirl kiss.

MaddMatt _Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/28/2004 06:10 PM

Your thought began as a symphony of wit,



Alas, it dies, as this thread goes to Shakespeare.

Phlala Lala La Lala La La 131,068 34
11/28/2004 06:12 PM

Und, you are nice like a sweet margarita.

I'd like you more, if you weren't Anita.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
11/28/2004 07:00 PM

Ten years ago we said "I do."

Now all bliss has turned to poo.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/28/2004 07:08 PM

Your thighs are sweet, like warm honey,

I just wish you didn't cost so much money.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/28/2004 07:24 PM

Your breasts, Earth's only paradise!

Your breath, to drink leads me to drive...

Phlala Lala La Lala La La 131,068 34
11/28/2004 07:34 PM

Chocolate and vanilla swirled.

Words rhyme funny in your world.

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/28/2004 08:07 PM

My heart skips a beat, my love knows no bounds,

As I squeeze the trigger, and fill you full of high caliber rounds.

Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice. 51,764 12
11/28/2004 08:12 PM

I love to caress your soft, silky hair,

While injecting cocaine into the base of my Coleridge.





I don't think I understand the rules....

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/28/2004 08:19 PM

Our night of lovemaking, *sigh* t'was heaven, ectasy, bliss.



Now get you ass to the kitchen, and make me breakfast, bitch!

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
11/28/2004 09:12 PM

Your posting chain e-mails to GAB gives me fits,

But I'll forgive you, Sarah, if you show me your tits.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/28/2004 09:16 PM

You didn't follow the rules, Whistler.



...I like that about you.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/28/2004 09:21 PM

Your constant correction and nagging gives me diarrhea

whistler take your grammar and comas and shove them up your reara

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 09:29 PM

The first night I met you, You the key, my heart, the lock.

Till I bashed your head in with a huge Frost-ing rock.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/28/2004 09:32 PM

Phla, you're well-spoken, but is that all you've got?

Sadly, you're mistaken, bitch - Anita I am not.

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 09:46 PM

Oh, Anita, Anita, where've you been?

I hope you haven't been Frost-ing your brother again...





Underwhere, I'm so happy to meat(sic) ya!

I'm gonna need photo evidence you're not Anita.

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 09:48 PM

Oh, yes, it is I, who is liberal with the clickie,

Especially with those who make my keyboard sticky

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 09:49 PM

my email is that_masked_ninja_with_the_long_ass_email_address_bitch_its_Frost-ing_loooooong@psyint.cjb.net,



Now, please send me that photo of you doing your pet

Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/28/2004 09:51 PM

Hi Piemaster, I've been lurking for a while.

Put away your meat and look at my profile.

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 09:56 PM

Oh, Holly, I've seen the ones of you dressed as a little schoolgirl,

But, the ones I really want to see are of you making pasties twirl!

Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/28/2004 10:45 PM

Your meat may be large, Piemaster, and rather quite long,

But if you think I'm showing you my tits, you're really Frost-ing wrong.

Daisypie 49,378 9
11/28/2004 10:48 PM

<action>tries reverse psychology:</action>So your operation didn't go so well either, eh, Underwhere?

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 10:48 PM

<action>is happy that you said his schlong was long | but now he's got no pictures, and is wondering where he went wrong.</action>

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/28/2004 10:52 PM

My internet is cut off tonight at nine,

But IRC isn't blocked, I'll be in the chat if you want to know why..

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/29/2004 01:00 AM

My internet is cut off tonight at nine



You misspelled pe.......Awwwww, never mind.

TiE TiE 178 8
11/29/2004 01:44 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue

please stand back or I will vomit on you

TiE TiE 178 8
11/29/2004 01:47 AM

sweetie, sweetie, punkin pie

please look at me while I cream in your eye

TiE TiE 178 8
11/29/2004 01:59 AM

Her eyes are like crystles her hair is like fire

Now turn around and watch me stick this inside her

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/29/2004 03:59 AM

Thanks, Chi-Chi, you bastard,

not even a hundred posts, and now it's a disaster.

What once was a great thread, is no more,

Frost you very much, you Hargrave-esque whore.

Napkin, The Happy 30,762 12
11/29/2004 05:06 AM

Your elegance, beauty and silly light habits

When I get out of jail, lets Frost like rabbits.

Evil Sith Lord Darth-Snork-Dred-Thingy 45,655 12
11/29/2004 06:08 AM

ANGST!

Darkness!

Evil Loneliness!



ANGST!

Evil Sith Lord Darth-Snork-Dred-Thingy 45,655 12
11/29/2004 06:18 AM

Damn I'm good.

Evil Sith Lord Darth-Snork-Dred-Thingy 45,655 12
11/29/2004 06:39 AM

I am awesome, hear me roar!

something something ANGST!

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
11/29/2004 06:47 AM

I love all GABbers, especially Daggylass.....



I sure would love to put it in her a**.

tochigi butterball 28 8
11/29/2004 03:22 PM

You zug-ers are funny, with your poems in hand,

But they wouldn't sit well, in the backstreet boys' band.



HA! take that!

No_Kringle_Bandit 76,490 10
11/29/2004 04:08 PM

Dear butterball

Your poem's a pearl!

As reward I will give you

a link to ...

Aimless 54,807 10
11/29/2004 04:15 PM

My darliing dear Nutbutter you give me that electrical ripple

Do you think you could remover the cable from my nipple?

Aimless 54,807 10
11/29/2004 04:17 PM

My sweet handsome Oliver you give me that burning desire...

to take a match and start your scrotum on fire.

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/29/2004 04:17 PM

Even though our love was pure as heaven

Don't come back here until you turn eleven

Aimless 54,807 10
11/29/2004 04:22 PM

Whenever I'm near you my heart gives a *thunk*

Oh wait, nevermind, that's just the kid in my trunk.

Aimless 54,807 10
11/29/2004 04:24 PM

You're smart and you're handsome, you're such a smooth talker

Hi! Nice to meet ya, I'm Aimless. Your stalker.

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/29/2004 04:26 PM

The feel of your lips brings me to my knees

Then again, that may just be the herpes

long john silverman 41 8
11/29/2004 07:40 PM

H41ku

oh l337 u r s0 wack

i try t0 und3rstandy why

but th3n i r3m3mb3r

u w3r3 mad3 by 13 y3ar old n3rds

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/29/2004 08:43 PM

Duma- No, too easy

Tank_26 54 8
11/29/2004 09:03 PM

I loved you, and you loved me...

That is, until you got your STD.

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/29/2004 09:13 PM

You know, I love n00bs, Tank_26

But you've given only one Frost-ing click!

Piemaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/29/2004 09:16 PM

I'm wish I could shag Holly, my balls so blue

But it's time to quote Daggy, "Hello dear... are you new?"

Phlala Lala La Lala La La 131,068 34
11/29/2004 09:17 PM

This thread was welcomed with love from I,

But now it makes baby Jesus cry.

Zackman 3,927 0
11/29/2004 09:21 PM

I'm ordained to read your threads

Although they all suck, more or less

Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice. 51,764 12
11/29/2004 09:23 PM

I love to caress her soft, creamy breasts,



And follow it up with a dirty Sanchez.

long john silverman 41 8
11/29/2004 09:34 PM

this is to H4X!11 first that 6-7-6-9 setup is a loos definition of what a haiku is so dont hate the playa hate the gam3

PenisMaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/29/2004 09:43 PM

this is to H4X!11 first that 6-7-6-9 setup is a loos definition of what a haiku is so dont hate the playa hate the gam3



Plus, it has to be in Japanese, translated to EngliShakespeare's totally differant. So unless you're fluent in both English and Japanese, STFU or SUYT!

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/29/2004 09:53 PM

Whats with all this crap these n00bs have spawn

Go back to your wanking while watching your porn

PenisMaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/29/2004 09:59 PM

AussieSarah, I love you. Really, all the time.



But spawn and porn just don't seem to rhyme.

long john silverman 41 8
11/29/2004 10:01 PM

all u haters

hating on the long john

just hate the game

cant we all just get along

not

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,884 29
11/29/2004 10:05 PM

How do ya'll come up with this Shakespeare?

I can't ryhme worth Shakespeare!

PenisMaster - Xmastime at the Kwiky-Mart 12,538 15
11/29/2004 10:08 PM

We know you can make up some Shakespeare,

Now, rhyme, shut the Frost up, or show us your tits!

Sammy Davis Jr's glass eyeball 211,569 32
11/29/2004 10:20 PM

Roses are red,

Get off my lawn, you punk-assed mother-Frosters!

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
11/29/2004 10:28 PM

From the day you said you would share my name, I get laid so much that I blister.



I have found a cooter that fits me so well, too bad it belongs to your sister.

bob the weasel slayer 166 8
11/30/2004 01:51 AM

He was ready, his penis errect

Until his ed took effect



I kno it sucks but wtf i tried

Livewire 78,229 13
11/30/2004 02:27 AM

Don't worry Bob, this thread is wrecked,

I think it's time to push eject.

I am awesome 13 8
11/30/2004 02:39 AM

Our love was wonderful and sincere,

I am going to kill you.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/30/2004 11:04 AM

Pie-penis-master, I'd like to talk with you some more,

Nevermind your man-meat; I'm just a clickie whore.

PorkPieAndCheese 31 8
11/30/2004 03:44 PM

We make sweet love under the light of the moon...

Regardless of the fact you've been dead since noon.

Tank_26 54 8
11/30/2004 05:19 PM

Even though I love, I'm full of remorse,



Our love is illegal, for you are a corpse.

Tank_26 54 8
11/30/2004 05:21 PM

Oh my darling, I love you, you're great!



It's too bad you're just a piece of jail-bait.

Tank_26 54 8
11/30/2004 05:25 PM

Hey girl, you got a great phanny.



Wait...Oh sh*t, you're a f***in tranny!

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
11/30/2004 05:27 PM

Aimless, dearest, it's just the two of us.

How come when I pull out there's so much pus?

bob the weasel slayer: sometimes thinks b4 speakin 166 8
11/30/2004 05:28 PM

my schlong is long, but got sucked too much

now it blisters, bleeds, and hurts to the touch.

;)

Santa's Dirty Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/30/2004 05:34 PM

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love you better than jesus freaks, rednecks, kikes and gays.



</bigot>

DeFrost 116 8
12/01/2004 12:13 AM

Roses are red, you are gay!...

DeFrost 116 8
12/01/2004 12:17 AM

Roses are red,

I made love to your mom on the bed

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
12/01/2004 03:30 AM

On my way to St. Ives,

I met a man with seven wives.

Then I realized by his clothes and limp,

the man must have been a pimp,

He said if I pay him a dime

his wives will "love me long time."

You know what happened next:

Wild, hot, orgiastic sex!

Mr. Bri-hamloaf 38,843 10
12/01/2004 03:32 AM

<action>realizes he probably should have read the first post</action>

Speckled_Hand (Goodman Jones) 46 8
12/01/2004 04:25 PM

Do some posts go thud because they're by the new

Or because they're not any more funny than you?

DeFrost 116 8
12/02/2004 06:04 PM

Baby, you're the one i love and desire,

Sorry bitch i'm just a freakin' lier

PieMaster - The Dyslexic Santa Worshipper 12,538 15
12/04/2004 09:03 PM

In Soviet Russia...

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

newwave 45,912 10
12/04/2004 10:59 PM

You're the type of sweet girl for whom I'd hunt

Though I still can't get used to your Shakespeare packed Carroll





Yeah, yeah, I know, but let's see you come up with a good rhyme for "Shakespeare packed Carroll" you bastards.

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/06/2004 01:03 AM

Ye be like a ferris-wheel me Jane,

Ye ride, ye vomit, ye ride again.



</Scottish>



I know I'm late, but my dad is going to put on his kilt and come kick your ass. Once he sobers up, that is. Expect him in 17 years.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/06/2004 02:19 AM

Janey, my dear, if I give you a quarter

Will you let me rub stumps with your one-armed daughter?

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 02:25 AM

Whistler, you're so going to hell. See ya there!

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/06/2004 02:31 AM

Whistler, there has only been once that I have actually been offended by something that someone has said. And now there have been two times.



There is a line. I do believe you just crossed it. And I'm going to give you the first maha I've handed out in a month.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/06/2004 02:36 AM

I knew it. But it popped into my head and then I couldn't help myself.



Maha away.







Even though mahas make me cry...

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/06/2004 02:38 AM

I don't care if they make you cry. Jesus, Whistler. Jesus Frost-ing Christ. There are some things you just don't say.

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/06/2004 02:40 AM

Also, we should all let this drop before morning. My dad is more of a bitch about these things than I am. And I don't want to see a Whistlet/Sy fight. Not knowing that Declan wants my dad's ass. It won't be pretty.

One Mile Wide 83 9
12/06/2004 08:51 PM

I feel weak in the knees, dizzy, and have that funny feeling deep down too

And You'll feel it as well, because of the gonorhea I just gave you.

Phla Mignog 131,068 34
12/06/2004 08:53 PM

one mile wide

you dumb Frost

Peter Parker 125 8
12/06/2004 09:20 PM

I go to the phone and start t linger watch out butt here comes my finger.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/06/2004 10:38 PM

there are some things you just don't say.



no there aren't.

Codicil D. Birdseed: Creme de la Crud 1,098 8
12/06/2004 11:22 PM

You know that things should work out just fine,

Except I can't handle guys with tits bigger than mine.

mark_turk87 0 8
12/08/2004 02:07 PM

My love life was getting so bland



there are only so many ways I can make love with my hand

Dr Apple 450 8
12/09/2004 08:34 PM

Your eyes were like pools of heavenly water,

When you wept on finding I'd had your daughter.

Dr Apple 450 8
12/09/2004 08:36 PM

Let us make love, then lie in heavenly bliss,

Til I give you a virus that burns when you piss.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/09/2004 08:47 PM

Pale, Light, and supple your beauty.

That is, until, you tore open your booty.

silly drunken monkey 615 9
12/10/2004 12:21 PM

Our love is sublime, I hope it can last,

Just as long as you take your fist out my ass.

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/09/2005 04:53 PM

She was all of fourteen and loved orange tang,

I gave her candy to get her naked and stuck her with my wang.

JustPlainDave 3,588 9
01/09/2005 04:58 PM

I told her "when im with you, you make me feel whole.....

now go on love, get to work on my pole"

robyn 47 8
01/09/2005 05:03 PM

Love your sweet ass, your eyes, your nose,

Detest the place where fungus grows.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
01/09/2005 05:23 PM

Thanks, to whoever bumped this, for reminding me why I was so damn mad at Whistler.

Sylvester 4,465 9
01/10/2005 01:57 AM

Here's to a romantic evening spent with roses and Shakespeare

And ten Tequilla slammers to remove your inhibitions my dear.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/16/2005 01:33 AM

Let's make love till the sun does set

And pray your name by then I won't forget.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/16/2005 01:35 AM

My dearest one: you are my every dream and hope

And to think I would have never found you If I hadn't used my telescope.

Miracles 22,430 0
02/16/2005 01:36 AM

There once was a boy named Hammer

That started a store with glamour,

John said close it down

and Hammer did frown

Because that is how he scored his icon!

Ironmistress 64 8
04/30/2005 02:23 AM

There's ever so much I'd like to tell you,

But I'd really rather not smell you.