Styles McFresh 161,353 14
11/30/2004 04:41 PM

Please, capcon on.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
11/30/2004 04:43 PM

Theres DNA in my asians!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/30/2004 04:44 PM

"How about this one?"



"No, that ones a little to red."



"Alright, how about this one?"



"Do you have anything that isn't quite so round?"



"We have a very nice one here"



...

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
11/30/2004 04:47 PM

Worst case of hemmorhoids ever.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/30/2004 04:47 PM

"Maybe we should have donated the million dollars to AIDS research instead of making a giant red ribbon."

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/30/2004 04:49 PM

"Um, Fong, I think we have WAY more than 99 luftballoons."

Panda, hoping for a stocking stuffer 181,783 70
11/30/2004 04:50 PM

"Dude, I think my balls are infected. They're all red!"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
11/30/2004 04:56 PM

"I'm telling you, that's NOT how you tie a Windsor knot!"

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
11/30/2004 04:57 PM

Rook at the size of this Ikura,

Frost-ing Salmon gonna be huge dis year..

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
11/30/2004 04:58 PM

Everything's bigger in Texas.

Even cranberries.

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
11/30/2004 05:02 PM

"Anna Nicole Smith had the best doctors in the world looking at her vaginal warts."

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/30/2004 05:03 PM

"Yellow Brick Road, my ass. Admit it, dude.. we're lost."

Fratberry 282,931 53
11/30/2004 05:04 PM

"Holy crap! What a really Frost-ing BIG bottle of wine strand of balloons!"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
11/30/2004 05:04 PM

I've seen bigger.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
11/30/2004 05:05 PM

"Frost Yim! I'm never drinking tequila again!"

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
11/30/2004 05:05 PM

In order to prevent future attacks, the Pentagon was fitted with bright red bubble wrap.

Gavvo 1,789 12
11/30/2004 05:12 PM

Unfortunately, the third movie in the trilogy, Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes, had an even smaller budget than the first two.

Tank_26 54 8
11/30/2004 05:30 PM

Tired of buying those annoying pendants for Red Ribbon Week, the principal decided to get just one huge one. When asked to comment, he responded with,"Everyone loves balloons!"

Santa's Dirty Underwhere? 101,393 77
11/30/2004 05:54 PM

Searching for Trae's cherry, lost long ago.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
11/30/2004 06:07 PM

Attack of the 30 ft. Woman's Period

Livewire 78,229 13
11/30/2004 07:17 PM

...and all but one were eaten by a giant barracuda.

I am awesome 13 8
11/30/2004 07:28 PM

This is the way of the future Xiao Li! Balloons, we'll make millions!

Phlala Lala La Lala La La 131,068 34
11/30/2004 07:31 PM

Umm... um...





SUPPLIES!!!!!onechopstick

ringworm 68,315 13
11/30/2004 07:37 PM

my penis is this long.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
11/30/2004 07:57 PM

"God damnit! Where's the Frostin' string."

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
11/30/2004 07:58 PM

Trae left her anal beads tied to some building again, and two asian men are trying to figure out where that smell is coming from.

One Mile Wide 83 9
11/30/2004 07:58 PM

KINADA, HEEEELP MEEEEEE!!

long john silverman 41 8
11/30/2004 08:56 PM

dammit jim i told you we only needed fifty balloons what are we gonna tell the freshmen. you just spent there tuition on this balloon party

plus iv seen big. the least you could have done was make it big dammit jimmy YOUR FIRED

SrJoe 64 8
11/30/2004 10:04 PM

...so ronery,...i'm so ronery.

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
11/30/2004 11:24 PM

God must be angry with us! He has created a sea of...red balloons. Okay, they kinda look like blood.

Hollis with holiday cheer! 7,284 14
12/01/2004 12:08 AM

"And then she spread her legs and, well..."

Frogpop 173,153 25
12/01/2004 12:28 AM

"Deck the boughs with bows of folly, Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."

GluteusMaximus 0 8
12/01/2004 12:30 AM

one thousand three hundred and twenty seven,

one thousand three hundred and twenty eight,

DAMN! i lost count again! one, two, three

xliamx 14 8
12/01/2004 02:43 AM

FIGHT FOR THE CURE!......While you blow balloons...blow faster Ling-Ling...seriously. You want the cure right?...BLOW!...Don't make me get my 'Fight the Cure' whip.

Similac Addict 64 8
12/01/2004 08:28 PM

"Listen Yoshi, I know it's not the most obvious way to teach driver's ed., but we've been doing it this way for generations."



Ah, ehtnicities. Without you I'd have to think of a joke myself.

asswiper 5 8
12/03/2004 01:01 PM

There red? AH! IM COLOR BLIND!

draydraydray 2 8
12/03/2004 08:57 PM

finally i got rid of all my hemmorhoids

draydraydray 2 8
12/03/2004 09:03 PM

In a huge upset for the town of Hicksville, their quest for the world's largest pizza was hindered as the leader of the group ordered four times the amount of pepperoni needed instead of the other ingredients.

Llama- packing on the holiday llbs 7,194 10
12/03/2004 09:20 PM

<action>wonders if this post will ever be read </action> There's some Asian in my DNA.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/03/2004 09:23 PM

I got my DNA in some Asian.

Sammy Davis Jr's glass eyeball 211,569 32
12/03/2004 09:23 PM

Is it the guy in the blue shirt? I bet it's the guy in the blue shirt.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/04/2004 04:40 AM

wait a minute... that post made no sense.

Christrnas 12,005 12
12/04/2004 04:49 AM

The best Physical Challenge ever.

Leprosy Leprechaun (down on his luck) 35 8
12/04/2004 04:29 PM

At long last, the chinese scientists have created a giant breed of 'horry bellys'

Fluro 14,139 11
12/04/2004 06:19 PM

The adult male Asians tend to the eggs prior to hatching. We know have an insight to the amazing breeding habbits of the modern Asianus Tenticulus.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/05/2004 08:41 AM

it's a good job that post was anonymous. otherwise, i would hunt you down and murder you.

The Mariner Snork 45,655 12
12/05/2004 08:59 AM

Don't you get it?! Iron atom? Frost-ing brilliant! Ha ha ha.



Ha.

crackhead 427 8
12/06/2004 01:45 PM

stupid mongorians keep breaking the wall!

SexyBexy 0 8
12/06/2004 05:44 PM

Don't ya just hate when God forgets to use a tampon?

shea76 0 8
12/09/2004 07:37 AM

China decides to bubble-wrap the Great Wall in "Communist Red"

turtle10 42,578 26
12/10/2004 03:32 PM

"wry is this so rong?"



"because we feel so solly for Dead Lobot"

turtle10 42,578 26
12/10/2004 03:35 PM

"be done in uh 10 minute"

Lucifer 5,260 10
12/11/2004 06:34 PM

"Here at Wild and Wet, our waterslides are ribbed for her pleasure!"

One Mile Wide 83 9
12/12/2004 11:28 PM

Alright..very funny.. Now tell me which one has my car keys in it!

Shakey 18 8
12/13/2004 10:55 PM

"Oh Crap....there's a pink one!"

Sensei Ern 31 8
12/14/2004 11:06 AM

Yeah, sure "pearling" may raise the excitement level, I am NOT shoving this up my rectum!