BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
12/03/2004 12:28 PM

Speaking of a big-O: Hey, Chi-Chi, approve my article! It's been more than 5 minutes!

No_Kringle_Bandit 76,490 10
12/03/2004 12:29 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about Oreos!

<action>is SO disappointed</action>

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 12:34 PM

Articles? I should check those.

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/03/2004 12:34 PM

That gynecologist has no idea what he's talking about. I've seen plenty of porn. Everyone knows women only orgasm after they get a load of manchowder in their face.

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 12:40 PM

BobJohnson, email seth@zug.com.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/03/2004 12:59 PM

there are plenty of good deals to be found at overstock.com.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
12/03/2004 01:42 PM

It sounds like I'm in trouble. Either that, or Chi-Chi won't click on an article with the word "Goatse" in the title.

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/03/2004 01:45 PM

I think it would be awesome if an article titled "The Goatse Prank" just opened up to a picture of goatse.cx.



I also think it would be awesome if I just ruined the surprise.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,790 17
12/03/2004 01:45 PM

Well someone on this board claims that her clit is useless for orgasmic results.



I call bullmanure!! I say someone is either lying or has never truely reached a mind blowing, finger numbing rush of a true "O" and doesn't want to admit it.



I mean fiddling yourself with a finger until your bladder bursts from the poking, is not the same as "coming".



Silly kids.

Silent Vitriol, Holy Vitriol. 341 9
12/03/2004 01:53 PM

I would also call bullShakespeare - especially if this person who shall remain nameless claims to get off only through penetration. That would be like a man saying he could only come through deep kissing, three hours of performing oral sex on his partner, followed by a bout of power shopping. It's catering to a fantasy and it's SO WRONG.

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/03/2004 01:57 PM

Let me guess, the girl in question is only 18?

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/03/2004 02:01 PM

I call bullShakespeare as well.



Imagine, women having orgasms!

Fratberry 282,931 53
12/03/2004 02:04 PM

Whilst in the throes of the nasty, my wife had an orgasm so strong and powerful that she wouldn't let me touch her again the rest of the night.











































































What?

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/03/2004 02:05 PM

Well, fratberry, that's probably because she didn't want you to interrupt her partner.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,790 17
12/03/2004 02:17 PM

<action> takes a chance of ruining thread



I had an O so strong when I was pregnant my milk came in and shot huge geysers of milk all the way across the room. Hey, at least we didn't have to get out of bed to feed the cats.

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/03/2004 02:20 PM

I just had an orgasm so strong I accidently gave BobJohnson a clickie.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/03/2004 02:28 PM

my milk came in



Holy Shakespeare! Walking milk!!

Livewire 78,229 13
12/03/2004 05:20 PM

The Big O.



It's like watching baseball in Richard Nixon's sinus cavity!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
12/03/2004 05:31 PM

Now that the Expos are leaving, they might get a chance to finish construction.

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 05:34 PM

I can't wait to try this sex thing.

haynil 30 8
12/03/2004 05:38 PM

For a good time call:

214-724-9939

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/03/2004 05:39 PM

OMG!!!!1LOL!!!eleventyone i tottally saw that # on da bathroom stall!!!!!11OMG!



Wow, I suck at this whole AOL-speak thing.

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 05:41 PM

Please don't post phone numbers.

haynil 30 8
12/03/2004 05:45 PM

Sorry, I guess theoretically that could be someone's phone number. I'll use the 555 prefix next time.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/03/2004 05:47 PM

Dead girls can't have Orgasms.



















What?

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/03/2004 05:50 PM

Until I feel the refreshing flood of my husband's semen, washing against the walls of my vagina, I cannot possibly have an orgasm.



Does that sound like a product endorsement, or is it just me?



"For more powerful orgasms, try new Refresho brand cum. Now with 10% real jizz!"

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/03/2004 05:50 PM

Please don't post phone numbers.



I like you Chi, I really do, but this Nazi-Goderator stuff is annoying awesome!. Quit it You're the best!

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 05:56 PM

Fine. I will stop posting, because now when I act sensible, it is seen as a vicious abuse of a percieved "power."

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/03/2004 05:57 PM

Can I have your icon?

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 05:57 PM

<action>doesn't respond.</action>

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
12/03/2004 06:00 PM

Blow it out your ass, Ollie. I'd have told the asshat to not post phone numbers. It's a heinous ZUG violation to post personal info. Duh. Even if it's not his.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,790 17
12/03/2004 06:01 PM

Might I suggest simply pointing the nice new poster to the "How This Works" section?



Thereby being a good little GAB soldier, yet not being a Nazi.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,790 17
12/03/2004 06:01 PM

Hammerhead, nice of you to stick your head out of Chi's ass to join us today.



*kisses*

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/03/2004 06:05 PM

That's exactly what John Hargrave would have said, ChiChi.

Panda, hoping for a stocking stuffer 181,783 70
12/03/2004 06:06 PM

I agree with Chi-Chi and Hammerhead. Posting phone numbers on here is a really bad idea.



Next time, do it like this:

For a good time, visit

1011 Clinton St

Plano, Tx

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/03/2004 06:12 PM

<action> points HH's post two clicks to the left to where it was originally intended to go....

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
12/03/2004 07:09 PM

I had an O so strong when I was pregnant my milk came in and shot huge geysers of milk all the way across the room. Hey, at least we didn't have to get out of bed to feed the cats.



If Lil'Trae ever finds this, I fear her sanity.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/03/2004 07:11 PM

Though it does explain that dent in her forehead.