Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/03/2004 11:13 PM

That's not red?

teh porn producer - Pimpin Dem Hoe Hoe Hoes 7,627 9
12/03/2004 11:13 PM

<action> stares at TR's boobs</action>

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:14 PM

What hair?

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:15 PM

<action>Looks up 'really stupid pick-up lines</action>



So, err....does the rug match the drapes?

teh porn producer - Pimpin Dem Hoe Hoe Hoes 7,627 9
12/03/2004 11:17 PM

<action> tries not to be outdone by Chris </action>

teh porn producer - Pimpin Dem Hoe Hoe Hoes 7,627 9
12/03/2004 11:18 PM

<action>drops and breaks ice</action>



Hey TR, now that we broke the ice, wanna Frost?

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/03/2004 11:18 PM

See, I don't get why no one in your school wants to have rough hot dirty sex with you.

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/03/2004 11:19 PM

(It's... brown.. the light in here is bad.)



What rug?

teh porn producer - Pimpin Dem Hoe Hoe Hoes 7,627 9
12/03/2004 11:21 PM

That hurt my feelings, ya know. They're tender, like ... nevermind.

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/03/2004 11:21 PM

It....looks red. But bad lighting makes more sense.

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:21 PM

The rug in the pics I have....uhhh..of...ummm...you.



Nevermind

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/03/2004 11:22 PM

I really want to have sex with you.

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,884 29
12/03/2004 11:25 PM

My boobs are still bigger than yours Tabby.

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/03/2004 11:26 PM

Mine are smaller than both of yours, I guarantee it.

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:26 PM

Tabula, I must apologize for the crass-ness of these young "boys" here in this thread. I am sorry, all males aren't like that.



Take it from a cultured, 35 year old man, when I say.........







































GREAT TITS! I would love to bend you over, duct tape you to a wooden chair, and violate you using only my spit!

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:29 PM

Seriously, You are teh hot...where have you been all my life?

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/03/2004 11:30 PM

Well.... half of it, I wasn't even born.

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 11:30 PM

For most of your life, she was in a uterus.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/03/2004 11:30 PM

Still looks red to me, too. And you're still cute as a bug's ear.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/03/2004 11:31 PM

Well, for the first 20 years of it, non-existant.

Styles McFresh 161,353 14
12/03/2004 11:31 PM

NO! I MEANT "OVARY!!!!"

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/03/2004 11:31 PM

Beat by 2 people already. Blast.

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:32 PM

Wow....slowpokes.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
12/03/2004 11:36 PM

Tabula spent the first couple decades of Chris's life as a bunch of random molecules and atoms. Eventually these particles were finally assembled in her mother's uterus using DNA from her parents. She then produced more cells, grew, left the womb, grew some more, and then developed the lovely set of jumblies at which I am staring rather than trying to decide if her hair is red.

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/03/2004 11:38 PM

Trust me, it's brown.



And no, I was a spore.

Christrnas 12,005 12
12/03/2004 11:41 PM

Now Tabula, did you take the speed of light into account when you took these pictures? It would take some time before the change would be visible to the camera. Also, if you were moving away from the camera at the time, your hair would appear redder. *thinks* Is Planck's constant different in your county?

Christrnas 12,005 12
12/03/2004 11:44 PM

Wait, I've nailed it. Things appear redder when in close proximity to two overlapping strong gravitational fields. Were there two bowling balls under your chair, or a couple of bags of gravel? Don't worry, we'll lick this thing.

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/03/2004 11:47 PM

Here's my hair using different light. I guess it is a deep auburn.

Christrnas 12,005 12
12/03/2004 11:48 PM

Um, can't see the top of your head to make the full judgment, lean down a little bit.

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:48 PM

*cums*



My fellow 30-something GABbers will remember this name...



You remind me of "Tiffany."

ringworm 68,315 13
12/03/2004 11:49 PM

it was just a joke she made up, and you fell for it like the fascists you are.

Christmas Tree Garrett, Angel or Star on top? 86,932 12
12/03/2004 11:51 PM

DAMN YOU TABULA AND THE REST OF YOUR "PRIVATE-PASSWORD PROTECTED" ALBUM!

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/03/2004 11:53 PM

There's nothing there, really. A few pictures of things I put on eBay, a few dead babies, boring stuff.

Christrnas 12,005 12
12/03/2004 11:54 PM

Well those babies certainly didn't die of starvation.





















boojies

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/03/2004 11:57 PM

It is, in fact, "auburn".



And quite lovely. You're a very attractive young woman Tabby.



For a human.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
12/03/2004 11:59 PM

it was just a joke she made up, and you fell for it like the fascists you are.



I don't think anyone cares if it's a joke or not as long as she's posting pictures of herself in a tank top.

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/04/2004 12:03 AM

While a good color, your hair isn't that dark. My hair is dark. I'd post pictures but I'm a little scared. That and I look a lot younger than I am.

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/04/2004 12:05 AM

....and I'm positive that no one really cares what I look like, so it's all good.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/04/2004 12:06 AM

What the hell are you scared of? Gabbers have a long-standing tradition of posting all manner of pictures, be they seductive (like Tabby's) or frightening (like Demo's childhood painting). Just do it.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/04/2004 12:13 AM

I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING!!! AGHHHH!!!

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/04/2004 12:16 AM

Christ, I've told you this fifteen billion times: Come to Texas, you lazy-ass. All talk and no action (literally).

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/04/2004 12:25 AM

You know how hard it is...to come to Texas from here (PA) as a college student?







0o0o0oo0o Maybe we can have a fundraiser!!!!

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/04/2004 12:28 AM

0o0o0oo0o



Not after that, you AOL'er.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/04/2004 12:42 AM

Ow, nice one.





I still want to stick it in you.

Frogpop 173,153 25
12/04/2004 12:46 AM

What rug?

I've got hard wood







floors.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/04/2004 01:17 AM

<action>is old enough to be her father - and then some</action>

I will not spank

I will not spank

I will not spank

I will not spank

to this picture.



Please, one of you grown-up Gabber girls has to post a sexy picture to save me from having to see myself as one of those creepy old guys in a raincoat.

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/04/2004 01:24 AM

Take off the raincoat!

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
12/04/2004 01:29 AM

Whistler, if Tab agrees, I'll forward you the pic she sent to me for the calendar.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/04/2004 01:31 AM

I don't even know how you guys can tell what color it really is. I get thrown by the reflected peach hues being thrown by that tank top.

If you say brown though, I will take your word for it, as well as praise you for for wearing brown so well. Gets a standing ovation here.

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/04/2004 01:31 AM

You're not helping him..



Better send the picture to me for approval first.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/04/2004 01:33 AM

See that is a good idea, a comparison would really help !

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
12/04/2004 05:45 AM

Did you bang your fingers in something?

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/04/2004 11:04 AM

Whistler, I'd offer my grown-up pictures but everyone's seen them.



Gratuitous nudity is ruining GAB.

WickedWedgieWiseWoman 15,741 12
12/05/2004 02:25 AM

30 something???



Lol, try like 40-something.....

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
12/05/2004 10:37 AM

Who's Lol?

The Mariner Snork 45,655 12
12/05/2004 10:39 AM

Lapland on-line?

Tab-Yule-a Rasa 14,056 9
12/05/2004 04:17 PM

They don't go anywhere else except my arms. Sometimes they jump off my body and swarm someone, locust-style.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/05/2004 04:46 PM

"Sometimes they jump off my body and swarm someone, locust-style."



Your kung fu is strong.

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/05/2004 04:51 PM

Check out the big guns on Tabs!



...Nice tits, too.

PieMaster - The Dyslexic Santa Worshipper 12,538 15
12/05/2004 05:43 PM

Christ, I've told you this fifteen billion times: Come to Texas, you lazy-ass. All talk and no action (literally).



So, it's true, some of us do have a 'special' relationship with his Holiness...

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 07:29 PM

I love knowing that she might be coming to college by me soon. I also love looking at my private pictures of her. I'm so going lesbian for her.

PieMaster - The Dyslexic Santa Worshipper 12,538 15
12/05/2004 07:31 PM

I love knowing that she might be coming to college by me soon. I also love looking at my private pictures of her. I'm so going lesbian for her.



Yeah, I'd hit it have a meaningful and full relationship with her...

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 07:34 PM

Frost that. I'm going to use her in every way I can think of and then toss her aside. She likes it like that. Or so I've heard.

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 09:25 PM

Filly Breast.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/05/2004 09:32 PM

Filly, how old are you? I'm worried for my soul.

PieMaster - The Dyslexic Santa Worshipper 12,538 15
12/05/2004 09:37 PM

Filly, how old are you? I'm worried for my soul.



I'm curious as well, Filly, would it be a crime for me to hit on you?

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 09:38 PM

I told you I look younger than I am. I'm 19 and go to <a href='www.appstate.edu'>ASU</a>, but I'm at home right now.

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 09:38 PM

Ahh, damn. I suck at teh interweb.

newwave 45,912 10
12/05/2004 09:40 PM

<action>hits on Filly irregardless</action>

Seasonal Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 09:43 PM

<action>blushes</action>Ringworm can feel assured that there's at least one female GABber that doesn't have gigantic boobies.

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/05/2004 10:36 PM

<action>speaks gooder english, hits on filly regardless...

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/05/2004 10:45 PM

...Oh, and nice photo. Not Filly's Breasts as I was hoping, but very nice indeed!

Merry Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 10:48 PM

Why thankee Daisypie....do you have MSN messenger?

Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/05/2004 10:49 PM

Ringworm doesn't like large breasts? Damn it. I need to start saving for that reduction, then.



Face it, ladies. I am the closest to him.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/05/2004 11:00 PM

i certainly do, and they're spectacular. if you have giant baloney nipples, keep them to yourself. i don't want another mental picture ruined.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/05/2004 11:03 PM

that was to filly. sorry, jane.

Merry Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 11:06 PM

You certainly do what?

ringworm 68,315 13
12/05/2004 11:15 PM

feel assured that some of you have normal-sized boobs.

Merry Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/05/2004 11:16 PM

Ahh, gotcha. Glad to be of assistance. And no, I don't have giant baloney nipples. They're rather small, actually.

Lunchbox and the Well-Hung Candycane of Justice 14,650 10
12/05/2004 11:25 PM

feel assured that some of you have normal-sized boobs.



thanks ringworm. I needed the boost of self-confidence.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/06/2004 01:56 AM

I love the small boobs. And the medium sized ones. And the large ones.



Super-jumbos, though, scare me.

turtle10 42,578 26
12/06/2004 10:30 AM

small boobies are ruining Gab

TheFoye 55,700 16
12/06/2004 01:18 PM

All boobies are great but vaginas are even better!

Merry Filly Breast 39,193 20
12/06/2004 05:56 PM

<action>bumps</action>Oooops!

Jane is the music maker, and the dreamer of dreams 173,958 15
12/06/2004 05:59 PM

Ringworm, it's not nice to mock my nipples. I don't mock yours, or your freakish habit of shaving your entire body.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/06/2004 06:23 PM

when have i ever claimed to be nice? also, i only shave parts of my body. more maintenance trimming than actual shaving.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/06/2004 06:30 PM

plucking the hairs and sprinkling them on my breakfast would be far more freakish.

YuleChili 8,880 12
12/06/2004 07:49 PM

Has anyone mentioned that Tabula is hot?



Yeah?



Ok, there is nothing more to add to this thread.