Fifi, live from gay Paree 173,958 15
12/06/2004 01:53 AM

I'm pretty sure the title of this thread was meant to be "Porn"

[mofo] baggins_ 10,950 10
12/06/2004 01:53 AM

Well, generally speaking, it is guys who look at porn. And it is really , REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hard to find something on the internet that a guy wouldn't like. Girl on Girl. Girl on Guy. Girl on Horse. Horse on Girl on Guy. Horse on Horse. Doesn't really matter.

erika the little drummer girl 76,152 9
12/06/2004 01:54 AM

Stay away from sites featuring the words "tub" or "goat".

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 02:07 AM

The non-gab answer is that you can only get what you want through trial and error OR recommendation (and even then you have to have someone who knows what you'd like do the previewing for you).



That's why people end up with tons of it saved to their hard drive. If you find something that works, you save it for future viewings and don't bother searching through the crap.

newwave 45,912 10
12/06/2004 02:07 AM

Try a site that has well-described links as to what you're going to click on. So if you click "Six horses gangbanging black grandmas" you have no one to blame but yourself.



Incidentally, the "six horses gangbang bus" series is excellent. So I've heard.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
12/06/2004 02:11 AM

This is kind of off topic, but it's very important.



Google results for "porn" (no quotations): about 207,000,000.



Google results for "porn -gay" (no quotations): about 26,100,000.

newwave 45,912 10
12/06/2004 02:12 AM

Results 1 - 10 of about 24,800,000 for porm

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 02:18 AM

www.89.com

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 02:19 AM

Only safe for work if you work in a porn emporium. Like I do, like my college dorm.

Livewire 78,229 13
12/06/2004 02:30 AM

It's '89 y'all, not Beethoven's fifth or sixth,

It's a throwdown, I'm conductin' it,

They cause a high rise, I'm constructin' it,

It was once a thought, pen and paper,

Now it's a tower, a soul, a skyscraper,

It's gettin' out of hand, I created a monster,

My musical monologue makes you wanna move with the Maestro,

You feel high so I set the blend, a crescendo is nice, yo,

I'm the guy, the rhythm is a ride to the fresh side,

And let your backbone slide.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/06/2004 02:33 AM

A good way to start is to look at your kid's bookmarked sites.







I'm just sayin'.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 02:36 AM

And don't forget all the gabber pics you have.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 02:36 AM

All my kids are like 2 or 3, they're not into the hardcore stuff yet.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 02:45 AM

You're doing it RIGHT NOW aren't you? You dirty, dirty girl.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 02:48 AM

Punish me.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 02:52 AM

I meant TTJ. But you're probably doing it too. Hell everyone is probably doing it right now.

TableTopJane-I will have sex with newwave 173,958 15
12/06/2004 02:55 AM

Nerd is a dirty, dirty girl?

newwave (under the mistletoe with TTJ) 45,912 10
12/06/2004 02:58 AM

Hell everyone is probably doing it right now.



Am not! I got done before I started posting on GAB.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 03:00 AM

The better question: When am I NOT doing it.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
12/06/2004 03:00 AM

I'd like to punish Nerd--in the way all bad boys know they need to be punished.















Yeah, locked in the basement, and made to listen to Celine Dione.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 03:03 AM

I'm immune, my Dad listens to all her old stuff.





Speaking of music, has anyone heard of Nellie McKay? She's an amazing artist, I love her. She plays piano and sings, must like Peter Cincotti, it almost reminds me of Frank Sinatra.



Just putting it out there fro anyone who likes that type of music.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 03:06 AM

Hello! This thread is about Porm and Porm products!

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 03:07 AM

Get naked, bend over.





Now it's about porn.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 03:09 AM

I'm already naked and kind of bent over. I win!

TableTopJane-I will have sex with newwave 173,958 15
12/06/2004 03:09 AM

I'm stupid and I just realized that my dad may have never realized who "Fifi" was if I hadn't mentioned him.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/06/2004 03:11 AM

You've used Fifi before. Don't worry. Your porn-seeking secret is safe with us.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/06/2004 03:14 AM

It is similar for a guy to looking at classic cars or rolling a sports highlight film clip. (for me anyway)

I can find plenty I find appealing, and Shakespeare loads that do nothing for me.

Likewise I can look at a 1969 Rambler, without hurling, but show me a 1965 Pontiac GTO convertible and SCHWING !

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/06/2004 03:15 AM

HEY SY! JANE WANTS TO LOOK AT PORN!!!eleventyuno

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/06/2004 03:19 AM

I'm stupid and I just realized that my dad may have never realized who "Fifi" was if I hadn't mentioned him.





Yea but if he decided to sent you some pics, it would most likely ruin you forever !

(hardly worth the risk)

OldIron 230 8
12/06/2004 03:43 AM

I'm all about the classic car's and getting turned on, but come on, a convertable? Porn isnt hard to find, just think of something you want and google it!

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/06/2004 03:47 AM

I don't know who you are but I hate you.

TableTopJane-I will have sex with newwave 173,958 15
12/06/2004 03:53 AM

Chit, my first real car was a '71 Squareback. My dream car is a '71 Ghia



Why don't you want me?

teh porn producer - Pimpin Dem Hoe Hoe Hoes 7,627 9
12/06/2004 10:33 AM

Damn Lurker stole my thunder, BIOTCH!



Sublime Directory is my haven.



But really, I don't look at porn.

Panda, hoping for a stocking stuffer 181,783 70
12/06/2004 11:08 AM

Maybe it was because when I was young, my dad left me home alone and I was a snoop. Maybe it's because I have a very active imagination. Either way, I always liked reading the Penthouse Forum. Now, you can get erotic stories for free in a easy to navigate manner.

www.literotica.com

TableTopJane-I will have sex with newwave 173,958 15
12/06/2004 11:59 AM

Oh, no. The last time I read an erotic story in the internet, it ended with Harry and Draco falling in love. And Harry was the bottom. No more erotic stories for me, thank you very much.

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,884 29
12/06/2004 12:01 PM

You read that one too? I never knew Hermione could wrap her legs behind her head like that. Must have use a fexablity spell.

No_Kringle_Bandit 76,490 10
12/06/2004 12:03 PM

"...how do you know that you're not going to click on something that will turn you off?"



If the title of the webpage has the words "goatse" or "Tubgirl" in it, you won't like it.



Trust me on this one.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/06/2004 01:11 PM

"I never knew Hermione could wrap her legs behind her head like that. Must have use a fexablity spell."



Origamus Vagino!

Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
12/06/2004 01:56 PM

HEY SY! JANE WANTS TO LOOK AT PORN!!!eleventyuno



Hammer, she's well over 21, if she wants to look at porn, that's her business, not mine...

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/06/2004 03:34 PM

But you read the thread, and now she's going to kick your ass. Nice knowin' ya!

haynil 30 8
12/06/2004 03:53 PM

I really thought this thread was going to be about prom stuff, but I guess there's nudity involved either way...

TableTopJane-I will have sex with newwave 173,958 15
12/06/2004 04:12 PM

Now, I never said I wanted to look at porn. I was just asking questions about it. I think I'm going to faint, I'm blushing so hard.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/06/2004 05:01 PM

Jane



You spelled "masturba...



Nahhh. Too easy.

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/06/2004 05:42 PM

Too easy



no such thing, especially when it comes to GabGirls.

Mofo the red-nosed coke addict 10,950 10
12/07/2004 12:59 AM

You should try Japanese Animal porn.



























































































Oh Shakespeare, I meant Anime Porn.









Hell, why not make it both....



I can rub one out to pokemon.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/07/2004 10:09 AM

Pikachu, I spooge spooge spooge you!

turtle10 42,578 26
12/07/2004 10:12 AM

Pikachu? Is that voyuer stuff?