DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/07/2004 10:26 PM

For those of us who have taken vows of Hob-stinence, can you give us a summary?

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,239 10
12/07/2004 10:26 PM

Yeah. I already heard about it. Sad story, regardless of how you feel/felt about him.

Styles McFresh 160,404 12
12/07/2004 10:29 PM

Oh look, it's Chickens the Downer Fairy, to make sure everyone feels dreary all day.

PuggyD 48,172 10
12/07/2004 10:31 PM

Feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats.

Stone Cold Bikini 59,027 8
12/07/2004 10:31 PM

Sorry, I don't understand the whole Hob-hating dealie that goes on here. Mainly cause I haven't a clue what Hob is. . . can this be explained or do we not like to talk about it?

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/07/2004 10:33 PM

HoB is where GABbers go to die.

Styles McFresh 160,404 12
12/07/2004 10:33 PM

It's a messageboard.

Mr. Briham: 230 lbs. of Christmas Cheer 38,588 7
12/07/2004 10:34 PM

Goddammit. I have chemistry final today. Now I'm worried and depressed. More importantly though, I never met Ford but I know no one deserves that. God help him and his wife.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 10:38 PM

While I can understand that his loss must be emmense, posting pictures of your wife's miscarriage on your blog has got to be the most disturbing and tasteless things anyone can possibly do.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,239 10
12/07/2004 10:40 PM

Basically this isn't an HOB or GAB thing. It's on his blog and he was someone who used to post here. Often times funny, sometimes hated.



When something like this happens, it's just hard to be funny.

Styles McFresh 160,404 12
12/07/2004 10:41 PM

I was bothered by that. But I've been to people's homes where they have had pictures of their stillborn baby framed.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 10:43 PM

Which is why I didn't say "THE most disturbing thing."



I remember a thread, I may have even started it, that linked to a page featuring dead baby dolls and pictures of kids holding their dead brothers, etc. It was to "help them heal."



Disturbing as hell.

Styles McFresh 160,404 12
12/07/2004 10:45 PM

Please never link to that page ever again.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/07/2004 10:47 PM

Soooooooooooooooo, who do you think will be the insensitive one to start with the dead baby jokes?

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 10:47 PM

It was actually pretty funny in a "because it's not my dead baby" sort of way. We all had plenty of laughs over it, if I remember.



But now that sort of thing is off limits, I guess.

Chickens (no icon) Christmas Green with Envy 238,092 14
12/07/2004 10:48 PM

This probably isn't the best day to air out our old dead baby jokes, huh?

Styles McFresh 160,404 12
12/07/2004 10:50 PM

You should air out dead babies before they start to get ripe GOD I HATE MYSELF.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/07/2004 10:51 PM

Ok, I was really tempted to make a new dead baby joke. I was inches from hitting submit. I know this is a comedy site, and as far as I can tell, nothing is off limits. But I just couldn't do it.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/07/2004 10:52 PM

Well, since Chi Chi started it.



How many dead babies can you fit in the glove box of your car?











































Ask Ford.

Panda, hoping for a stocking stuffer 126,274 11
12/07/2004 10:52 PM

A link would be nice. I'm very lazy, you know.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/07/2004 10:53 PM

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!!

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/07/2004 10:56 PM

First, let me say that, though I don't know details I can guess the nature of the situation. My condolences and my sympathies go out.



Having said that, this is an interesting opportunity to talk about grief. Would jokes and humour of some sort be appropriate, as icebreakers?



I'm a black humour sort of person. I sincerely hope whoever does my eulogy has at least 10 minutes of killer material (pun intended. There are enough serious, sombre, sympathetic people in the world. So do those of us who have the capacity to make laughter amongst the tears have the right - or even, the responsibility - to do so?



Anyone have an opinion?

Styles McFresh 160,404 12
12/07/2004 10:58 PM

I regret the quasi-joke I made earlier. It's one of those things that's funny until it happens to someone you know, or in this case an internet stranger. Like AIDS. Oh wait...

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 10:58 PM

A, href="http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=16701">It's been done before</a>



I like the second post, myself.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 10:59 PM

It's been done before



I like the second post, myself.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,239 10
12/07/2004 11:02 PM

I hope that when I die, they bury me in a clown suit with full make up - - - including the red nose and funny shoes.



Talk about black irony.

Chickens (no icon) Christmas Green with Envy 238,092 14
12/07/2004 11:04 PM

Holy Shakespeare Nuttbutter.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 11:04 PM

I agree, Demo. I always knew if I got cancer I'd be able to joke about it.



It's timing though. I'd bet even Ford will come to appreciate those sorts of jokes again but you wouldn't want to tell them at the funeral, ya know?

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/07/2004 11:11 PM

When I die, I'm gonna be cremated. And at my funeral, I am going to make sure they serve Bar-B-Que. And I will have it at a Mariners game.



And then, after they have all had thier share of the 'open bar,' I will stick them with the bill.

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/07/2004 11:13 PM

Nutbutter



I see your point (and somewhat agree with it), but I was asking a broader question. Is ANY form of humour appropriate during grief?



Or even, dare I suggest it, helpful.



An example of what I mean.



(If you don't want to read it, that's fine. If you do, I hope you see the relevance.)

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 165,461 10
12/07/2004 11:16 PM

emmense



Who wants to play on Sleestack's Spelling Bee server?

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 11:16 PM

I think it can be, Demo, if the person doing the greiving is the type to appreciate it. Personally, I tend to use humor to get through times of difficulty.



I think it also needs to be innitiated by the person experiencing the loss. When DR first told us he was HIV+ he invited us to joke about it and he started the joking. If he had been all serious and crying and Shakespeare I don't think people would have started joking about it for at least a few minutes.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/07/2004 11:21 PM

Holy Shakespeare Nuttbutter.



Is that "Holy Shakespeare Nuttbutter you're a deuchebag" or "Holy Shakespeare Nuttbutter, that is an amazing bit of irony and I am in awe of your search skills." or "Holy Shakespeare Nuttbutter, I'd realy love to grab a piece of your man-ass because I am an eff ay gee FAG!"?

TheFoye 53,734 10
12/07/2004 11:25 PM

Shoulda' bought a Chevy!

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/07/2004 11:28 PM

Dark.



Very, very dark.

Chris 'Mufftaur' Garrett 86,588 7
12/07/2004 11:30 PM

Why do they always boil water whenever a baby is about to be born?

















So, if its stillborn, they can make soup.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 115,728 11
12/08/2004 12:10 AM

I couldn't picture Ford as a dad, anyhow.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,239 10
12/08/2004 12:14 AM

<action> reserves a seat in hell for Oliver, Chris Garrett and Nutbutter.





Cancel that one for Nutbutter, he doesn't believe in hell.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/08/2004 12:20 AM

At least I'll have friends there.

dropkick brody under the mistletoe 41,439 9
12/08/2004 01:08 AM

It bothers me that I am not bothered by the dead baby jokes. Oliver's one made me laugh out loud (I actually LOL'd *shudders*).



In Hell can I sit with you guys? Im not sure if I'll know anyone else there.

Lunchbox and the Well-Hung Candycane of Justice 14,622 8
12/08/2004 01:35 AM

can someone link to this blog please? Im curious.

piXXXie has XXXmas spirit! 5,838 8
12/08/2004 01:39 AM

I'll take my repayment in the form of sexual favors.

Lunchbox and the Well-Hung Candycane of Justice 14,622 8
12/08/2004 01:39 AM

Nevermind...i just found it on HoB. How Frost-ing tacky to post pics of a dead baby. Sorry for his loss and all, but I think this whole internet exhibitionism thing is a bit much.

dropkick brody under the mistletoe 41,439 9
12/08/2004 01:44 AM

Lunchbox I agree, Im sorry for the loss and all that but those pictures were too far.

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/08/2004 01:51 AM

I was just disappointed in the lack of recipe tips.

dropkick brody under the mistletoe 41,439 9
12/08/2004 01:53 AM

Too far DM.



...



Haha just kidding, we can never have too many dead baby jokes in one thread! Reminds me of a joke:



How many dead baby jokes can you fit into one thread?



(Its more of a challenge than a joke really)

Scratchy wearing a mistletoe belt 2,673 6
12/08/2004 01:58 AM

If we're not supposed to eat dead babies, then why are they made of meat?



Never too soon to recycle a joke.

Chickens (no icon) Christmas Green with Envy 238,092 14
12/08/2004 02:05 AM

Nutty: you left off "all of the above"

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/08/2004 02:07 AM

You can have my man-ass when you pry it from Aimless' cold, dead fingers.

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/08/2004 02:12 AM

Oh dear god don't let me get a full tube for that.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/08/2004 02:14 AM

Your reverse psychology won't work on me, monkey man.

We all want some Daggy pudding 85,897 10
12/08/2004 02:32 AM

It's not at all tacky to post pictures of your child on your own weblog. What is tacky is for people to take those pictures and post them on a comedy message board.



I had many miscarriages before the daglet was born, I can't have any more children. Ford's baby was a baby, not a miscarriage. A stillborn baby.



I'm glad they named him, he now has an identity that will live on.





































I think I took too many serious pills.

Phla Mignog 103,223 13
12/08/2004 03:17 AM

I agree with the one hanging on a cross in upside down world. Granted, I never knew the guy and never was privy to whatever hate he had mustered up in everyone, but my guess is that he's in a pretty wierd place right now - one where he's not thinking as abnormally as the rest of us.



It's his blog.

They're his pictures.

That's my two cents.

I'd like a reciept.

Robin 14,584 7
12/08/2004 03:20 AM

There are some miracles out there, and some impossible odds, My cousin and her baby.

The Decked in Holly Priestess 48,959 13
12/08/2004 03:26 AM

Well now I'm depressed. That's so sad. I feel like crying.







Which is easier to unload, a truck of babies or a truck of cement blocks?



You can't use a pitchfork on cement blocks.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/08/2004 03:27 AM

Ok, who clicked Daggy Downer's funny bar?



Now THAT is tacky.

We all want some Daggy pudding 85,897 10
12/08/2004 04:13 AM

Daggy downer? I just had a sherbet fizz for breakfast!



Stop being old, Newbutter!

ringworm 67,989 9
12/08/2004 04:21 AM

My cousin and her baby.



jay ee ess ess eye see eigh. how god damned difficult is that? what the Frost kind of name is jessyka? edgy? no. different? not so much. dumb? yeah, that's it.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/08/2004 04:24 AM

She's gonna be a porn star.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,239 10
12/08/2004 04:25 AM

This, coming from someone named after a skin parasite.

McRib, elf slayer 13,144 7
12/08/2004 04:45 AM

She's gonna be a porn star.



I hope so. There just aren't enough infant porn stars around anymore. Thankfully, the lines are the same, no matter what the age. "Ooh, aah" and "Oh, daddy."

ringworm 67,989 9
12/08/2004 05:06 AM

it's a fungus, not a parasite.

Chit From Shine-ola 163,898 10
12/08/2004 05:15 AM

not since jean benet Ramsey.

Napkin the Frenchman, Lost a Bet. 30,677 7
12/08/2004 06:07 AM

Wait...Ford was Banned?

Dead Robot 67,245 11
12/08/2004 06:23 AM

Black comedy rocks.



There was a story in the newspaper back in the spring about an Art Director drunk at a party in NYC, getting up in front of the crowd, waving at the floor to ceiling windows and saying something like "At least now we have a view of the river!" Yes. He was fired the next day.



Comedy=Time+Distance/stupidity.



That is: Jokes are ok after a time, or if it happens in another country or if the event in question is so heniously stupid.



Dags, understand this about Ford: he was posting 9/11 jumpers here, on a comedy web board in seriousness. I have to wonder what kind of greiving he's doing right now. I see those pictures and feel bad for him, even though I dont think too highly of him these days. However I did laugh out loud at Declan's post.

We all want some Daggy pudding 85,897 10
12/08/2004 07:44 AM

Oh DR! I know he's a froot loop! But Babies is babies!

We all want some Daggy pudding 85,897 10
12/08/2004 07:45 AM

I had many miscarriages before the daglet was born, I can't have any more children.









Not that I'd want any..... little Frosters give me the Shakespeares!

The Jew Who Saved Christmas 26,530 8
12/08/2004 07:50 AM

"Sherry and I went out to dinner at Texas Roadhouse and had a nice steak."





Guess the baby didn't think it was so nice of a steak.

Hollis with holiday cheer! 7,028 8
12/08/2004 08:31 AM

I can't believe nobody's linked it yet.



Damnit.

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,084 10
12/08/2004 10:46 AM

I feel sorry for Ford. I really do. I am grateful everyday that my son is happy and healthy. I'm thankful that I have a happy marriage in which to raise him.



I just read the blog entry. It struck me hard, because I have these things, and he has to endure this tragedy.



I can't say that I have an opinion of him, personally, as he was gone long before I showed up here. From what I gather, he could be a ginormous dick at times. And I'm sure he's gotten a lot of Shakespeare both here and over at that other place for lots of reasons.



But I feel for him, I even shed a tear. Partially because of the tragedy and partially because I have a healthy son. And I'll pray for him. I wouldn't wish this on anyone, because I don't know what I'd ever do if I lost my son, or any future child I may have.





But I laughed like hell at the comments made in this thread. But not for the same re-hashed dead baby jokes. I agree with Demo that humor should be used in times of grief. I don't want a funeral, I want a party celebrating my life.





Poop.

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,084 10
12/08/2004 10:49 AM

Oh, and I wanted to say that while I think it's ok to snap a picture of the event. It's ok to have a record. It can help in the grief process.





But don't post them on the internet, you bloody ignorant sod.

Whistler P. McManus 141,438 23
12/08/2004 11:17 AM

Hammerhead, you hit the nail on the head. In both posts. Who knew you had a heart.



















































fag.

McRib, elf slayer 13,144 7
12/08/2004 11:23 AM

I agree, those pictures don't really belong on the internet.

(except on Rotten.com, but that's it)

PuggyD 48,172 10
12/08/2004 12:41 PM

Without having been to his blog, there's a good chance he might not, in fact, be serious about the whole thing. I recall that just a day or two ago Something Awful.com made a big deal out of earnest dead baby websites, so they're kind of in vogue right now. This could be another one of those "Chickens is dead" jokes.

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 12:55 PM

on top of which, I don't really care much either way.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 115,728 11
12/08/2004 01:03 PM

Puggy- I wondered that, as well.



However, I want to doubt that this is a hoax.



Ford, at times, was a thoroughoing bastard prick, but if this is a hoax, the mind fairly reels.

Napkin the Jew 30,677 7
12/08/2004 01:12 PM

Wow, that's horrible.







Vlad's confused, doesn't "ass-ram" sound like some middle-eastern hat thingee?

"It's sad to see him go, and I will honor him by wearing his ass-ram on my head."

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,084 10
12/08/2004 01:52 PM

Yes, Whistler, I have a heart. It's worth it.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/08/2004 04:47 PM

I saw the pics only after I had posted yesterday and GUUUHHH! They haunted my dreams.

"I see dead babies."

I mean, if he wants pics and all (still creepy) then whatever but to post them for the cyber world to see your lifeless child all wrapped up in confirmation clothes with a BONNET on its head??!!

That man should really be shot in the arm for doing that. If not for posting the pics then dressing it up in a bonnet.

AussieSarah 8,376 7
12/08/2004 05:06 PM

Some things should not be joked about , the death of a child is one of them.

Having fun at the funeral of a mate who loved to laugh is fine - but when someone is in such incomprehencible pain because they have lost a child is not funny , its even worse when its done in the face of those grieving.

Livewire 77,906 8
12/08/2004 05:13 PM

Wearing a bonnet: Tacky

Apple in its mouth on a roasting pan: Comedy gold!



When we can't laugh at dead babies, the terrorists have already won.

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 05:38 PM

When the Germans finally do take over Zug we'll be required to stick to a rigorous and detailed laughing schedule.

AussieSarah 8,376 7
12/08/2004 05:45 PM

When we can't laugh at dead babies, the terrorists have already won.



Would you have laughed and made jokes on september 12 about the september 11 in the face of someone who just had there husband/wife/child die in the attack ?

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 05:56 PM

Well, Livewire and I weren't here, then, so the jokes weren't as good as they could have been.. but yes. Yes, the royal We made jokes. Here and there, anyway.

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 05:59 PM

You were looking for The World's Only Condolences and Feeling Really Bad About Stuff Website, maybe?

AussieSarah 8,376 7
12/08/2004 06:04 PM

Well, Livewire and I weren't here, then, so the jokes weren't as good as they could have been.. but yes. Yes, the royal We made jokes. Here and there, anyway.



Well your one heartless so of a bitch. I hope you never have to feel the gut wrenching pain of holding your still , cold , lifeless child - perhaps if you did you would then understand why a joke is not appropriate at this time.

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 06:10 PM

Post exceeds your moral tolerance

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/08/2004 06:15 PM

Who is this Sarah person and who would like to give them a swift kick in the ass lesson about jokes on Gab?

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 06:17 PM

Also, she used "your" instead of "you're".. but who's counting.

McRib, elf slayer 13,144 7
12/08/2004 06:22 PM

Dead baby jokes can be plenty funny. Why, I bet Saddam Hussein used to give them out as stocking stuffers.

Frogpolar Express 155,655 12
12/08/2004 06:28 PM

Ok, young lady. It's rare enough that I actually click Lila.. now you either play nice or start posting at Postpartum.org instead.

Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice. 51,326 10
12/08/2004 06:35 PM

feck & arse

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/08/2004 06:49 PM

True story:



I went to visit my grandma in the nursing home at suppertime the other day. Everyone was filling up the cafeteria and either talking quietly amongst each other or staring blankly across the table, as old people do. I was on the cell with hubby-to-be figuring out a game plan for our dinner when all of a sudden an old man in a trucker's cap cupped his hand across his mouth and yelled across the entire room, "WOULD ONE OF YOU FELLAS COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME LOAD THESE BOXES!!"

Of course, there were no boxes and he was yelling at the staff.

The reaction of the room was a blend of "Ehhh, SHADDUP(s)!" and "Graggghhh(s)!"



Matt heard all this over the phone and said, "What the hell was that?" I said, "Comedy gold."



I think of Ausssie Sarah as that old man.

Feckoff 2,548 6
12/08/2004 08:15 PM

feck & arse



Will there be drink & girls too?











For all the americans that wheeeeee sound you can hear is that line going right over your heads.

Munkus 2,794 7
12/08/2004 08:23 PM

I think that would be an ecuminicum matter.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/08/2004 11:38 PM

You are all a bunch of heartless heathens. My dead baby joke is now my 2nd funniest post. I'll clear off a place for you to sit here in hell with me.

Whistler P. McManus 141,438 23
12/09/2004 12:29 AM

Yes, Whistler, I have a heart. It's worth it.



The Sharkpup is too cute for words. Seriously. And that's coming from a guy who knows how to make cute babies. Good job, HH.

0 7
12/09/2004 01:11 AM

That Ford guy is just being trendy.

This chick looks like she's going to eat the thing up.

¡Debo ahora bailar con mi árbol de Navidad! 54,598 8
12/09/2004 01:17 AM

Oh. My. God.

Chickens (no icon) Christmas Green with Envy 238,092 14
12/09/2004 01:20 AM

the little photoshopped wings just made my day

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/09/2004 01:22 AM

<action> stops eating...

Olde Fartberry 219,200 13
12/09/2004 01:25 AM

That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen. I still couldn't help laughing when I got to the last two pictures.



Frost you GAB. Frost you up your stupid ass.

Professor Nubutter 150,834 14
12/09/2004 01:26 AM

After that one captioned "goodbye, my precious" I fully expected to scroll down and see another picture of them all looking down into the bowl as they flush a toilet.

Olde Fartberry 219,200 13
12/09/2004 01:28 AM

Dammit, now I'm in the mood for some squab.

millie christmas and and happy new year 107,018 10
12/09/2004 02:13 AM

And I thought my 'blog was personal.



He can post whatever he wants, I guess. I don't know the man, but I feel bad for him and his loss.



My grandmother's first baby was stillborn. She could not speak English at the time and there were no relatives at the hospital (this was 1920; I assume my grandfather was working or in a bar buying drinks or something), so no one was translating.



They brought the baby to her, all dressed up. She became enraged, threw a chair at the nurse, and trashed the room.



It wasn't uncommon for people to photograph their dead children years ago. It seems kind of creepy these days. Ford's photos didn't bother me, but that woman's photos of her itty-bitty fetus made me gasp.

dropkick brody under the mistletoe 41,439 9
12/09/2004 02:16 AM

Gross.



Frosted Up.



Wrong.



Funny. As. Hell.

The Jew Who Saved Christmas 26,530 8
12/09/2004 02:46 AM

Only on GAB could the loss of someone's baby become the funniest conversation of the month.

turtle10 19,485 7
12/09/2004 02:54 AM

<action> is speechless </action>

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,701 7
12/09/2004 03:38 AM

Hold on little fetus

Blog about what he's done to you

Stand up little fetus

A dead baby is funny on GAB

When it's through, it's through

Why is that baby turning blue?

So come on baby come on over

Let me be the one to blog you



I'm the one who wants to blog about you

Deep inside its stopped moving too

Waited on a line of pinks and blues

Just to be the next to be blog about you

Robin 14,584 7
12/09/2004 04:26 AM

My cousin (see previous post) has a "dead baby website" about the son she lost. Kind of a memorial thing, has pics when he was in the hospital, no dead baby pics.



Working at babies R us for 3 years I heard some pretty sad things, the worst were the parents coming in for clothes small enough to fit their dead baby. Sometimes preemie stuff was too big.



We usually sent them to Toys R us for the cabbage-patch doll clothes.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,701 7
12/09/2004 04:34 AM

We usually sent them to Toys R us for the cabbage-patch doll clothes.



or GI-Joe accessories...

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/09/2004 07:47 AM

You guys rule. If I get a full tube in a thread making fun of Ford he will literally Shakespeare his pants.

Hopefully, he'll take pictures of that too.

Fluro 14,073 9
12/09/2004 11:49 AM

I can't believe that he posted the pictures. I feel really really sorry for him, but i hope he dosent get mad when hobbers put red xs over the eyes.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/09/2004 06:46 PM

Bumping for my "piss Ford off" full tube campaign.

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/09/2004 07:04 PM

Good plan Lila. Your long term campaign of being friendly and endearing to people practically guarantees their co-operation.



Best of luck with that.

Ms. Trixxie cumming down your chimney 64,454 13
12/09/2004 07:06 PM

Wait a minute guys. Nobody loathes each other more that Frod and I, but this is a terrible terrible tradgedy. His wife can now no longer have any children, this is like the second or third time this has happened though never so late term. Have a little human decency and compasion, I wouldn't wish this on Hitler, well maybe Hitler.

DemoMonkey. Period. 165,746 8
12/09/2004 09:06 PM

Wait a minute!



Hitler is banned?

Scratchy wearing a mistletoe belt 2,673 6
12/10/2004 01:08 AM

<action>blinks.</action>

Have a little human decency and compasion



...dee sen see?...com pah shun?...



Huh? are you making words up again?

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/10/2004 01:20 AM

Good plan Lila. Your long term campaign of being friendly and endearing to people practically guarantees their co-operation.

Best of luck with that.



Umm...looks like someone is bitter for no apparent reason.

And I like it!

Chris 'Mufftaur' Garrett 86,588 7
12/10/2004 01:20 AM

I just saw this site from yesterday, and have to say...



Labor? feh! I could ush that thing out my PEEhole and not crack a sweat! Who is SHE fooling?

Chris 'Mufftaur' Garrett 86,588 7
12/10/2004 01:20 AM

I just saw this site from yesterday, and have to say...



Labor? feh! I could push that thing out my PEEhole and not crack a sweat! Who is SHE fooling?

Chris 'Mufftaur' Garrett 86,588 7
12/10/2004 01:21 AM

As a matter of fact, I could probably do it TWICE!

Ye Olde Fartberry 219,200 13
12/10/2004 01:21 AM

Nice PEBKAC error.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,701 7
12/10/2004 01:23 AM

Yay! I got three Mufftaurs!





What's the payout on that?

Ye Olde Fartberry 219,200 13
12/10/2004 01:29 AM

Free bag of baby pork rinds.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/10/2004 06:25 AM

I'M NOT LETTING THIS THREAD DIE!!!











































































































































































































































The way Ford's baby did.

*Sorry, sorry, sorry! I couldn't help myself!*

braces self for maha shower

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 201,941 7
12/10/2004 06:30 AM

I maha'd you. Not for the dead baby joke, but for the clickie whoring.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,460 11
12/10/2004 06:09 PM

Bah. We can all share in the hilarity of dead babies and click freely.

Squeamish 38,184 11
12/17/2004 11:21 AM

It truly is a monumental day when somebody else has less tact that I do.

Fluro 14,073 9
12/17/2004 02:10 PM

Edit History:

Editor: Fluro

Reason: Make that an "entire group of people," and "almost as little tact"

Doc 7,086 11
12/18/2004 12:51 AM

Remember, Gabbers, you are not allowed to have reactions to pictures of dead babies. Only to pictures of dead babies of people you don't know. Or don't internet-ly know. I am still trying to figure this one out.

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 6
12/31/2004 04:42 AM

I just read the 9/11 thread.Just goes to show the power of GAB in a crisis.

Phuc 231,260 13
12/31/2004 09:18 AM

How did I miss this thread when it first posted? I must have been too busy with the...



Never mind.



Lila semi-redeems herself for being a cracker.

JustPlainDave 3,585 6
12/31/2004 10:50 AM

wai...wai...wait? babies DIE?

20 Chickens 238,092 14
12/31/2004 05:37 PM

This was probably a highlight of 2004.







though not for Ford.

Lollercaustapalooza 1,615 5
01/27/2007 05:20 PM

<action>wonders what happens if he bumps this thread.</action>

Stone Cold Bikini 59,027 8
01/27/2007 05:24 PM

Oh man. I posted in this thread when I was still a total n00b. I forgot I used to use the spoon icon.

Tweak 18,660 6
01/27/2007 05:24 PM

STFU, douchenozzle.

Another mystery solved.

Dogs Akimbo 158,682 11
01/28/2007 03:16 AM

Great. Two retards bumping old stuff.

All you doom sayers with your GAB sucks these days are gonna be sorry now.