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I've decided to use MS Paint to illustrate my experience today! Lucky you guys! (you might want to open each in a seperate window, it's easier)
So I'm walking to class, and on my way I see a girl. Now here at college we have some hot girls, but this one was porn star material. She had a perfect body, perfect face it was great, no, dare I say awesome?
So I stop and look.
Now here's the girl. Hot right? Now I'm so perplexed by her, (and certain parts) that I start sweating. She is fine! I'm obsessed! It's like a bad accident, I can't look away! Then she decides to reach in her bag.
What could it be? Ohhh yess, maybe!
Nope! Here's what it is!
My reaction.
I Frost-ing hate cigarettes, it lowers a girls attractiveness level from porn star, to naked Chewbacca. Congrats! You've got cancer!!!!
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Side-splitting
31 votes
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3 votes
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Freeze Dried Instant Egg Nog 10,327  12
12/08/2004 05:44 PM
So if an ugly "Chewbacca-twin" woman smokes it wouldn't really matter?
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/08/2004 05:45 PM
Are there any non-losers who still smoke? It's funny seeing them all huddled around the smoking areas outside buildings, getting their fix.
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14 votes
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Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/08/2004 05:46 PM
I don'r know about you guys but everytime I walk by an ashtray I just HAVE to lick it. It's so erotic. It's like eating out a woman, but it tastes better.
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Sharribarri and Popcorn garland 14,124 11
12/08/2004 05:54 PM
That was lovely. I'd click you twice if I could.
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Sammy Davis Jr's glass eyeball 211,569 32
12/08/2004 05:58 PM
So tempted to maha you for not posting a REAL picture...
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/08/2004 06:02 PM
Nerd
You need to stop dating women who smoke cigarettes with their vaginas.
You don't have to follow in your fathers footsteps THAT closely.
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3 votes
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Mr. Briham: 230 lbs. of Christmas Cheer 38,843 10
12/08/2004 06:25 PM
For some reason, seeing that last picture just made me think of Teen Girl Squad.
"Ow, my hopes of reaching first base!"
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8 votes
4.5
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BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
12/08/2004 06:34 PM
FYI: I own a bubble pipe. It's like a real pipe except more colorful. And it blows bubbles instead of poison.
The 2 or 3 times I've taken it out in public were awesome.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.4
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Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice 51,764 12
12/08/2004 06:34 PM
I Frost-ing hate cigarettes, it lowers a girls attractiveness level from porn star, to naked Chewbacca. Congrats! You've got cancer!!!!
I agree. Pretty teenage girls should stick to smoking Coleridge.
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3 votes
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Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/08/2004 07:38 PM
AHHH!!! My penis is on fire!!!
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15 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/08/2004 08:41 PM
If you were really smooth, you would have walked over, plucked it out of her hand and tossed it aside and said, "Baby, you don't need no cigarette, 'cause you're already SMOKIN'!"
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Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/09/2004 02:46 AM
ARROWS!!
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