Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/09/2004 12:51 AM

"No. Your husband has Alzheimer's."

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/09/2004 12:58 AM

"By the way, Mary Jo, is your boyfriend the President's brother?"

teh porn producer - Pimpin Dem Hoe Hoe Hoes 7,627 9
12/09/2004 01:02 AM

No, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Humphrey B Making a List and Checking it Twice 51,764 12
12/09/2004 01:03 AM

begin's with F end wit ord.

Feliz Daisypie 49,378 9
12/09/2004 01:11 AM

...The over 35 American crowd is going to get my joke and laugh, and laugh.

Mr. Briham: 230 lbs. of Christmas Cheer 38,843 10
12/09/2004 01:15 AM

"Sort of. There's an alien parasite growing in your stomach."

Mr. Briham: 230 lbs. of Christmas Cheer 38,843 10
12/09/2004 01:17 AM

"You might be. I was jerking off in the bathroom before you came and I forgot to wash my wands before reaching in."

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
12/09/2004 01:22 AM

"Nice belt!"

fierce 394 8
12/09/2004 01:30 AM

no, but you have a fatal disease, i have the only cure, and i need a babysitter for january.

Mr. Briham: 230 lbs. of Christmas Cheer 38,843 10
12/09/2004 02:09 AM

I forgot to wash my wands before reaching in."



How did I type wands instead of hands? Damn Harry Potter books, messing with my brain.

Napkin the Jew 30,762 12
12/09/2004 02:14 AM

I just get high off the Pot.

Napkin the Jew 30,762 12
12/09/2004 02:14 AM

The Poop Pot.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
12/09/2004 02:50 AM

"Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a rapist!"

Nilla Wafer 471 8
12/09/2004 03:56 AM

*pulls lead pipe out of lab coat*



"Not if you don't want to be"

Livewire 78,229 13
12/09/2004 04:52 AM

"Yes."

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/09/2004 07:48 AM

"Yes you are. Congratulations. Say, are you going to that party with Ted Kennedy later?"









(I know there's only a tiny chance anyone will get that. I admit it. I'm a niche market.)

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/09/2004 08:06 AM

That wouldn't be the same Ted Kennedy who was the President's brother, would it?

silly drunken monkey 615 9
12/09/2004 08:18 AM

"No. I'm afraid you have piles."

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/09/2004 08:20 AM

JFK was assasinated in 1968. Chappaquidick occured in 1969.



So, no. The Presidents brother would have been Sam Houston Johnson, who as far as I know never even met Mary Jo.



The more you know!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
12/09/2004 08:21 AM

No! With a knife!

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/09/2004 08:24 AM

I said was. Yeesh!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/09/2004 08:27 AM

You meant was, at the time of the incident. You were trying to show me up, admit it. You know you were.



You're against me! YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME!



AND THEN THERE WAS THE STRAWBERRY INCIDENT!

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/09/2004 08:29 AM

delicious incident..

Rаt 2,085 9
12/09/2004 08:31 AM

"No, you have a ruptured bowel, and the waiting list for surgery is three months long"

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/09/2004 08:33 AM

"What do I look like, some sort of Pregnologist or something!?"

Night Ninja - Man of the Night 21 8
12/09/2004 08:43 AM

"No, but you do have Mesothelioma, a rare malignant cancer associated with the lungs, usually from exposure from asbestos. Cntact the law offices of James Sokolove TODAY.

Night Ninja - Man of the Night 21 8
12/09/2004 08:43 AM

"No, but you do have Mesothelioma, a rare malignant cancer associated with the lungs, usually from exposure from asbestos. Cntact the law offices of James Sokolove TODAY."

Night Ninja - Man of the Night 21 8
12/09/2004 08:44 AM

Whoops sorry bout that it was the Harry Potter book I swear.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/09/2004 08:44 AM

"No. Crying and full diapers are my kink."

Lamburger 33,017 9
12/09/2004 10:16 AM

"Yes, you were. But it was stillborn, and I posted pictures of it on the internet."

Cowgirl from Hell Jane 173,958 15
12/12/2004 02:26 AM

Suplies!!!11one

Cowgirl from Hell Jane 173,958 15
12/12/2004 02:26 AM

Supplies!!!11one

Cowgirl from Hell Jane 173,958 15
12/12/2004 02:28 AM

Frost it all to Hell.

Llama- packing on the holiday llbs 7,194 10
12/12/2004 02:37 AM

"ennui"??? "gamut"???



Holy crap! This one's got a brain!

AussieSarah 8,390 9
12/12/2004 02:45 AM

"no , your incontinent"

Codicil D. Birdseed: La Creme de la Crud 1,098 8
12/12/2004 02:54 AM

No, You have bowel cancer.

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/12/2004 03:00 AM

No, it's just that you're under a year old.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/12/2004 09:29 AM

Doctor: I don't know, Babs.





But I do know this ...

- You've really let your uvula go to the dogs.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
12/12/2004 09:39 AM

I'm collecting them, you see, for a lovely Christmas wreath.

Rаt 2,085 9
12/12/2004 09:44 AM

- You've really let your uvula go to the dogs.



Would now be a good time to bring this back up?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
12/12/2004 09:59 AM

Evidently, mine's not too good:



The quality of your vulva is of 51 points.



Based on the answers that you have provided, your Vulva and Vagina is of low quality



That's it. I'm going back to buying domestic.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/12/2004 12:36 PM

Fellas, I am sorry!



I've been guilty of overpaying before.



That has to drive the price of mediocre quallity product up for everyone.



They should have a little wallet sized ....ahh nevermind.

Jane-constant over stimulation numbs me 173,958 15
12/12/2004 03:44 PM

The quality of your vulva is of 89.6 points.



Based on the answers that you have provided, your Vulva and Vagina is of good quality





Oh, good. I'm glad that's cleared up.