Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/11/2004 01:00 PM

There is no Frost-ing way people are going to come up with a funny name for you. I for one am far too lazy. You're on your own.

Cracker1 68,758 11
12/11/2004 01:05 PM

Not a new name. A name with Cracker and someting else.

Examples:

Crackerslut

Crackerbitch

Crackerjacker



If bakers bake and painters paint,what do crackers do?

Cracker1 68,758 11
12/11/2004 01:09 PM

The boobie prize.

"see Trae"

PuggyD 48,304 12
12/11/2004 01:21 PM

Krakur

AuntCracker

CrackerIHardlyKnewHer

StepOnACrackerBreakYoMommasBackErr

I'mHavingTroubleComingUpWithMore CumbersomeVariantsOnTheNameCracker

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
12/11/2004 01:22 PM

Crackerroneous ?

CrackerMookie 68,758 11
12/11/2004 01:29 PM

A man goes to the barber and takes his 9 year old daughter with him.He gives her some twinkies to eat while she is waiting. She gets curious about the haircut and walks up to the barber to see what he is doing.The barber says"Hey,your going to get hair on your twinkie". The girl says "I know,I'm supposed to get boobs too."



Now it's a funny thread.

Crackalacka!!

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/11/2004 02:05 PM

You chose the Mookie idea? Wait 'till Mookie finds out. Want to know what you're in for? Read this: http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=23056

Jane is the music maker, and the dreamer of dreams 173,958 15
12/11/2004 02:06 PM

Nice name change.





MOOKIE!!

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/11/2004 02:13 PM

I signed my joke with my new new name,but the mookie thing kinda fits because I do have this strange attraction to Trae.Must be the legs icon.

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/11/2004 02:48 PM

If you are half white and half Japanese, you could be Cracker Jap.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/11/2004 02:52 PM

My name is Crackalacka

I'm a white rappa

When I drink Schlitz

I'm always in the crappa

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/11/2004 02:58 PM

Ok, but you can't ever do that again.

Lamburger 33,017 9
12/11/2004 02:59 PM

Saltine anyone?

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/11/2004 03:02 PM

Crackers are crunchy

Covered in cheese they taste good

But they're not funny.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/11/2004 03:05 PM

Look at your bio Matzah.You'r the one that hasn't said anything funny.

p.s.

I just recently discovered the bio thing.And Janes boobs. Hee Hee

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/11/2004 03:13 PM

Well, I must admit that I'm not uproariously funny. However, it's just not showing my funniest posts. Three of the five were full pee tubes, or so. Not much, but I'm proud of it.

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/11/2004 03:16 PM

And you must have been stupid not to realize that it's an error on my bio... I DO have clickies, and therefore I would have some funniest posts. Just like your funniest posts, which have about two to three clickies each.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/11/2004 03:16 PM

(It's not much but I'm proud of it.)

Keep playing with it. It'll get bigger.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/11/2004 03:18 PM

Don't get so excited. I'm just insecure because I want so bad to be funny.And to dance as prima ballerina.

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/11/2004 03:19 PM

Nice job crackalacka, taking a select few words out of their context and making a dumb comment on it. By the way, that's not even my exact quote, dipShakespeare.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/11/2004 03:21 PM

I thought that war regulation Gab humor. Besides if I would have used the exact quote THEY would start watching me again.

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/11/2004 03:26 PM

Well, alright, you got me there, it was perfectly legitimate on your part to take my quote and comment on it. But nonetheless, make sure to quote word for word.

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
01/12/2005 06:13 AM

I have the angers.

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/12/2005 06:44 AM

Excuse me, Mr. Mookie! May I have your autograph, sir?

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/12/2005 07:04 AM

It's like Deja-Vu all over again.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/12/2005 07:06 AM

I do have this strange attraction to Trae.Must be the legs icon.



Don't MAKE me get all up in your Shakespeare.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/12/2005 07:12 AM

Crackwhore



Oh Shakespeare, I'm too late.

Rаt 2,085 9
01/12/2005 08:46 AM

Why not just call yourself Cracker?

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/12/2005 10:41 AM

Now and forever I will always be the Crackalacka!! As for Trae, I will be glad to have a dual to the pain with you for her Mr. Garret.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/12/2005 11:14 AM

I also have some iocane powder?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
01/12/2005 11:22 AM

dual to the pain



Word to the English, yo.

robyn 47 8
01/12/2005 11:24 AM

Cracker5000!

Cracker5000 68,758 11
01/12/2005 11:29 AM

Okay, maybe not forever.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/12/2005 11:34 AM

dual to the pain



Whew! Thank GOD! I thought we were gonna have to duel, or something.

Cracker5000 68,758 11
01/12/2005 11:36 AM

Oh yeah, and that too.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/12/2005 11:39 AM

This thread helped me to understand why teenage girls "Cut" themselves.

Trae 156,790 17
01/12/2005 11:57 AM

As much as I'd love to see men poking eachother with their swords over me - - I'm going to have to pass.



As you can see by my GAB profile, my decision is made.



Chris Garrett and his socks belong to me.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/12/2005 12:00 PM

Shakespeare!



And I was so looking forward to rubbing our two fat Coleridges together...





with some oil.



Two fat Coleridges..







oil...

Daisypie 49,378 9
01/12/2005 12:19 PM

I second the vote for attentioncrackwhore.

Cracker5000 68,758 11
01/12/2005 12:50 PM

Can I still stalk you from a respectable restraining order distance?



(as if you saying no would stop me, Trae.)

TableTopJane - now with Cyclops power 173,958 15
01/12/2005 03:49 PM

Chris Garrett and his socks belong to me.



Would those be the socks that his wife probably washes for him?





*runs for cover*

Trae 156,790 17
01/12/2005 03:56 PM

Would those be the socks that his wife probably washes for him?





Right!! What wife do you know who does laundry?

No Jive 2005 Lila 78,555 13
01/12/2005 06:09 PM

How to describe the feeling that comes over me when 2 n00bs fight in a thread?



Ah yes! Nauseated!

Trae 156,790 17
01/12/2005 06:14 PM

<action> points at CG's icon





Lila honey, he's not a n00b....

No Jive 2005 Lila 78,555 13
01/12/2005 06:16 PM

<action>points to Cracker's icon

Trae, honey, I wasn't talking about Chris.

Sarin 699 11
01/12/2005 10:38 PM

Last time the bitch screwed up, i had to crack-er-1.

Spoiled Rotten Chance 171,275 14
01/09/2006 12:38 PM

He had me at iocane powder! IOCANE POWDER!

The Last Nacho On The Plate 57,521 23
01/09/2006 12:38 PM

Yeah, because bumping the most painful thread you've ever created is always a good idea.

Crackalacka is always sarcastic 68,758 11
01/09/2006 01:23 PM

I think I got more clicks this time around. Definately less mahas.

This year, I resolve to be more Briham 38,843 10
01/09/2006 01:43 PM

I think I got more clicks this time around. Definately less mahas.



Abolishing the maha does tend to have the effect.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/09/2006 01:48 PM

You guys are passing up the obvious

Tittilicious 68,758 11
01/09/2006 04:09 PM

I don't know what the Frost you are talking about. Shut the Frost up.

Shubha Sibongile Chickens 286,527 61
01/09/2006 04:56 PM

Trae Chuckleworthy

1/12/2005 3:56 pm[PTm8+W7_nVkazxpkOHT__w]

Would those be the socks that his wife probably washes for him?





Right!! What wife do you know who does laundry?



The still-married ones.