Ninja Claus 161,353 14
12/17/2004 11:24 AM

LA SODOMA ES UN PECADO ABOMINABLE QUE ES DIGNO DE MUERTE.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 11:25 AM

Look at this!



Matthew Shepard has been in hell for 2258 days.

Diane Whipple has been in hell for 1421 days.



Deal with it! All else is trivial and unimportant. All the fag caterwauling, candlelight vigils, court orders, etc., can't buy these perverts one drop of water to cool their tongues.



Fags shamelessly use the deaths of fags to promote their sodomite agenda, but ignore cases when a fag is the murderer.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
12/17/2004 11:26 AM

Would now be an appropriate time to use the obligatory













































Fag?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/17/2004 11:33 AM

This guy has been around forever, C. At one point back in the late 90s he let the domain lapse and instantly a gay man bought it and redirected it to godlovesfags.com where it stayed for 4 months or so.



And then the stupid dork thoughtful and caring homo gave it back to him in an act of ...



...



...I really dont know what kind of act that would be.



Truth be told, he gets thousands of attacks a day. So does Gay.com.



My best advice it to dont click on him. One less visit is one less marketing leverage.



And now for the funny!



falls a la dick van dyke

Oh Christmas Trae 156,790 17
12/17/2004 11:35 AM

Ok, someone has to say it and it might as well be me.



On Zug, we can't actively promote the action of flooding, email bombing or hacking other websites. No matter what the reason.



Thank you,



Hargrave Minion #2





On the other hand, I've heard of this website before and it's been mentioned on here before. In my opinion, the best course of action is no action. Giving them the satisfaction of hits to their site and even mentioning them on here, isn't worth it and it's what they want.



While not meaning to, you just gave their site free PR.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/17/2004 11:38 AM

Hey Dancin' Fetus!

Aight!

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/17/2004 11:39 AM

I find it ironic when Christians promote hatred of others.



My deceased grandmother was a bible thumping Catholic and wouldn't acknowledge my son because he was born out of wedlock and not named for a Catholic Saint.



I told her that even the bible said Jesus loves ALL the little children an accepts them to his Kingdom. So by not accepting my child she was a sinner.



She never spoke to me again.



Religion is fun, m'kay

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/17/2004 11:43 AM

You can't fool me, Chance. I know that that's the way all Christians think.



God damn fag-hating racist jesus humpers!

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 11:58 AM

I was just joking! Damn! You take me too seriously! We all hate fags!



































Homosapian!

And a Briham in a pear tree 38,843 10
12/17/2004 12:05 PM

Those people actually came to my church and protested in the parking lot for "teaching the lie that God loves everyone." Anyway, most of my family was traveling that day so it was just me and my little brother walking pass those people. We laughed at how they were dressed.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 12:08 PM

Nutbutter- I really really love you. I want to be smothered in you with a side of twinkie.

Cause you know Jesus love the whores too!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/17/2004 12:08 PM

You know, God hates fags because he's jealous. We're much more fabulous.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 12:11 PM

and you'd never be caught in sandles with a crown thorn. Fashion police where art thou?

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
12/17/2004 12:12 PM

Fags don't go to hell because they are gay. They go because of what they do to those poor little gerbils.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 12:13 PM

I like to think that Jesus has a sense of humor, and he would of clicked me for that last one.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/17/2004 12:14 PM

Although I am not Jesus I felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to click that one, too, Chance.

Oh Christmas Trae 156,790 17
12/17/2004 12:45 PM

Christian: Cris-tee-an[synonym; hypocrite]

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 12:48 PM

YOU BITCH YOU ARE SO GOING TO HELL! I love you Trae and Jesus loves you.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/17/2004 12:51 PM

Christians disproving of gay people = bad.



Gay people disproving of Christians = good.



Check. Got it now.

Oh Christmas Trae 156,790 17
12/17/2004 12:51 PM

Jesus loves you





Yes he does, he shows it by mowing my lawn every week.

dropkick brody sees you when you're sleeping 43,090 12
12/17/2004 01:25 PM

DM. We are not disaproving of all Christians, just the idiotic hypocritial narrow minded pieces of scum who think they have the right to judge others. No one has that right but God (apparently).

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/17/2004 01:26 PM

mowing your lawn. Who are you kidding? Trailers have dirt lots honey not lawns. Unless Jesus mows your lawn. *Wink*Wink*

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/17/2004 01:28 PM

Dropkick. The PhD of irony. Come get your scroll.

dropkick brody sees you when you're sleeping 43,090 12
12/17/2004 01:32 PM

Im sorry.



But if there is one thing that really makes me mad is Christian martyrs.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/17/2004 01:46 PM

Me too.



I prefer atheist martyrs like Madalyn Murray O'Hair and her boy John.



Thems my kind of martyrs.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/17/2004 02:19 PM

The previous post has been brought to you by the nimble fingers of Wx3 and the wealth of valuable information stored in the mind of our own Declan McManus.

Livewire 78,229 13
12/17/2004 02:20 PM

Chance, the Westboro Batpiss Church is so ridiculous, that no one of any intelligence would ever give them a second thought. And even if they did, once you see Rev. Fred Phelps Sr. in action, you'll see that he's and inbred moron, and probably insane.



Here is what other Baptists think of Phelps. Gotta love the sign that kid is holding up in the margin. Nothing controversial about that.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/17/2004 02:21 PM

It's the selective focus on that one particular law in the bible that puzzles me.



If they followed all the laws laid out in the bible, they would look like the Amish or the Hasidim. Ever notice how those two groups, whose beliefs are very different, actually look and dress similarly? It's because they both strictly follow certain biblical laws on dress and appearance.



Orthodox Jews, Muslims and Rastafarians all follow similar biblically-directed dietary regulations. "Christians" don't honor those same laws.



So why the hang up on the man laying with man thing? It's not like it's one of the 10 commandments.



I'll tell you the reason: they need a focus for their fear, and the threat of communism no longer suffices. Fags are the new commies.

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/17/2004 02:28 PM

I can't find the site right now, but there's a biography of Phelps on line somewhere, and it is amazing, horrifying reading.



The congregation of his church, by the way, is made up entirely of family members. He made nearly all of his eight or ten children go to law school, and pretty much selected their spouses for them. Two or three of the kids (now adults) have run away from the family and cooperated in the biography.



If no one else posts it first, I'll search around for it some more later on.

dropkick brody sees you when you're sleeping 43,090 12
12/17/2004 02:37 PM

I think the linky for what you are looking for is in this thread.

dropkick brody sees you when you're sleeping 43,090 12
12/17/2004 02:44 PM

Though there was another thread I remember someone started about those people protesting outside their church.



I think they were looking for ways to create mischief, someone suggested pamphlets with gay-hating stuff on the outside and goatse in the inside. What larks!

And a Briham in a pear tree 38,843 10
12/17/2004 03:00 PM

Yeah, that was me. I posted a link to that earlier.

Ninja Claus 161,353 14
12/17/2004 03:19 PM

You know what's a very good website? aMurder.com.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/20/2004 04:14 PM

Okay I got a response from my email to this jackass. Keep in mind that I wasnt belligerent at all.



Stop judging us, you hypocrite! Who cares what you think? If it's all about God's judgment on the final day, then there is no need to worry about what anyone does. So keep your perverted piece to yourself!



You are such an ignorant jackass. You sound like some broken record spewing out the bile about how Jesus hung out with the wicked to try and help them. JESUS DOESN'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING, DUMBASS!!!! What kind of god do you worship that has to TRY and do anything. We're not talking about some moron in a dress with a funny hat trying to convince you to be a nice person. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SON OF GOD!!!! The entity that CREATED the Universe, remember? I don't think He has to TRY and do anything.



You are a pathetic, hell bound fool whose eyes have been shut and heart hardened by JESUS, so that you will go to hell when you die. He created you, JUST TO DO THAT TO YOU. If you knew anything about the Bible, you'd know and accept that.

dropkick brody under the mistletoe 43,090 12
12/20/2004 04:22 PM

<action> twitches </action> Feeling. Such. Strong. Hate

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,527 61
12/20/2004 04:28 PM

I'll see your disturbing website, and raise you one brazilian fetish site too far.



>o<

and ewww.



But if you wanna see something really funny, download this clip and watch them try to pretend they are being turned on.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/20/2004 05:30 PM

<action> picks scab. Watches it puss up and swell.</action>

Oh Christmas Trae 156,790 17
12/20/2004 05:40 PM

Great, that's one more open sore that won't heal, DR. I swear, you are really not going to look good for New Years Eve if you keep that up.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/20/2004 05:42 PM

I swear, you are really not going to look good for New Years Eve if you keep that up.



End. In. Tears.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/20/2004 06:31 PM

"You are a pathetic, hell bound fool whose eyes have been shut and heart hardened by JESUS, so that you will go to hell when you die. He created you, JUST TO DO THAT TO YOU."



You know, I'n no theologian, but there seems to be some flaws in that reasoning.



We were created by god SPECIFICALLY to go to hell?















Couldn't he have just bought some sea monkeys?

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/20/2004 06:39 PM

Chance, hon, give us the e-mail you sent off so that we may keep this in context and laugh that much harder at this pathetic fool.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
12/20/2004 06:45 PM

The best part about it is that there's no Jesus. These people are not only wasting their time hating people, but they might as well be praying to Santa Clause.

Leprosy Leprechaun (down on his luck) 35 8
12/20/2004 10:20 PM

The best part about it is that there's no Jesus



Yeah. The Jews killed him.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
12/20/2004 10:47 PM

Yeah. The Jews killed him.



I love a good myth too. My favorite is Achille's Heel.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/21/2004 10:23 AM

HH- Here is what I sent him. I think its a very nice email. I thought if I was nice there was no way they could be asses. Boy was I wrong.



Hi. God bless you all. I just wanted to write and say my peace. It is not our job to judge but the Lords. When that day comes and we are kneeling in front of his throne being judged, He shall decide our fate. I think your messages full of hate will not get you any closer to God. Remember "Love thy neighbor?" Even Jesus would socialize with the slum, poor, and wicked to try and help them see their sinful ways. There is only one way to God and thats through Jesus. I shall pray for you all.

God Bless

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/21/2004 10:26 AM

Oh and heres his email address:

charles@godhatesamerica.com

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/21/2004 10:29 AM

Christmas has become a sad state of affairs at my house.



I have been lax in teaching my children the "true meaning of Christams"



How do I know?



Last night my bright eyed child asked me, in all seriousness,



"Is there a reason that Christmas is on Jesus' birthday or is it just a coincidence?"

dinesh 24,862 16
12/21/2004 04:10 PM

chance,



i for one am awestruck that your logical argument did not sway that gentleman from his previous conclusions. no doubt it's the first time anyone has ever tried to explain that point of view before.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/21/2004 04:25 PM

I know, its a hopeless mission. One person can't possibly make a difference.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/21/2004 04:54 PM

I couldn't resist. I am bored at work so I decided to write to Charles.



Dear Charles:



While I applaud the tenacity of your religious convictions I am afraid they are fraught with hypocrisy.



By your email name alone you imply that God is a being that is capable of hate. In truth, ours is a loving God full of hope, forgiveness and divinity. Hate is an emotion bestowed upon us with the bite of the forbidden fruit. Don't continue to eat that fruit Charles!



It appears that you are intertwining your own insecurities and self-esteem issues with your belief in the almighty. This is dangerous for your state of mental well being Charles.



We lose young men and women daily in war on terror because insurgents have intertwined their belief in Allah with their hatred of Western civilization. You are not an insurgent, are you Charles? Of course not.



Religion is a source of faith and inspiration. We must use it to purge ourselves of those things that make us hate, not perpetuate them. You are freely sharing Satan's fruit of hatred through your website and protests. Unwittingly, you are leading a caravan to hell.



Remember Charles, "Do unto others that which you would have me do unto you." It is the most important of all of Jesus' teachings. Should you continue to wish harm upon your gay brethren then the same fates shall befall you as you sink deeper into the fiery pits.



I wish you well on your journey back to true Christianity, Charles. It will be an arduous one but it will be worth it in the end. Otherwise you will be forced to spend eternity being anally fisted by without even the benefit of lube by the Great Satan himself.



Godspeed Charles.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/21/2004 05:10 PM

Awesome! Well written!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/21/2004 05:15 PM

www, I am now going to go back and read everything you ever wrote.



That was Frost-ing brilliant.



Unwittingly, you are leading a caravan to hell.



Now there is some pretty strong imagery in few words. Bravo.

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/21/2004 05:25 PM

Bravo. Just bravo, Wx3.



You know you're going to get a hate mail back from him, probably worse than what Chance got. Be sure to post it.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/21/2004 05:34 PM

"Otherwise you will be forced to spend eternity being anally fisted without even the benefit of lube by the Great Satan himself."



Welcome to Episode 1 of "Survivor: Hell".

ringworm roasting on an open fire 68,315 13
12/21/2004 08:44 PM

i bet he'll change his mind after that.

WickedWedgieWiseWoman 15,741 12
12/21/2004 10:04 PM

Idle hands are the devil's plaything.

Phuc 237,919 21
12/21/2004 10:18 PM

I was a Christian. Once. I understand where these asswipes are coming from, and I want nothing for them but to suffer a long, painful, drawn-out death--something like Ebola, but that takes at least a year.



Evengelicals are the most non-Biblical, anti-Jesus people on the face of the earth. If they didn't live in a country where you can buy two hundred brands of cereal at the corner store and get a free education, they'd make Osama Bin Laden look like Mr. Rogers.



Frost 'em all. I renounced Christianity because of little Shakespeares like that and all the Evangelicals--who act like they're appalled by godhatesfags but really agree with them.



I can quote the bible--in context--til I'm blue in the face and could out argue most Evangelicals, if I thought it would do any good. The best thing to do is ignore them. When you provoke them, they take it as a sign that they are doing God's work. Just shut the Frost up and leave them alone. Sooner or later, they'll piss off a fag with a machine gun.

Frogpop Nipping at your Nose 173,153 25
12/22/2004 12:51 AM

evangelicalshatefagswithmachineguns

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
12/22/2004 03:49 AM

.com

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/22/2004 10:39 AM

So I got a response that was less than what I had hoped for:



From : Chas Hockenbarger <charles@godhatesamerica.com>

Sent : Tuesday, December 21, 2004 8:45 PM

To : "'Veronica Boppell'" <vboppell@hotmail.com>

Subject : RE: Religious Convitions



| | | Inbox





By your words you will be condemned. How dare you indicate that God is incapable of anything. You are a heretic bound for hell. You know nothing of Christ or His Word, otherwise you would know that God DOES hate. If you would bother to READ the Bible you'd know that.



All I see here is a bunch of psycho-babble nonsense. Blah blah blah. Nothing here has any meaning for my soul! You are a hateful bigot, bent not on helping me, but on sending me to hell!



Try meditating on these verses and go tell God He can't hate people. See where that gets you.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/22/2004 10:40 AM

So I fired off this retort. Maybe this will get a better response.



Dear Charles,

Such venom sprays forth from your forked tongue! I am sure an educated man such as yourself understands that the bible is a written translation carried down through centuries by man's hand. It is not a literal translation from God's mouth to our ears. The bias and fears of thousands of years have been scattered throughout its pages.

Alas, I may be giving you more credit than is your due. God has created all men, Charles, and while every man is unique to his own person, God also created them in his image. God is all things and if God is all things Charles, then he is man, he is woman, he is homosexual and he is lesbian.

I understand you fear. I understand the fear of the Apostles and disciples of Jesus had for the love between man and man. As mere mortals we fear that which we don't understand and we seek to destroy what we fear.

I don't fear your Charles. I do not seek to destroy you. I pray for your soul that you are not doomed for eternity to sit staring wide eyed in horror of the Evil Goatse.

Please visit my website http://goatse.cx/. There is a passage here that I think you will find appealing. I look forward to hearing your views.

God Bless!

turtle10 42,578 26
12/22/2004 10:46 AM

I so less than three you Wx3!!!!!



I did steal the "anally fisted without benefit of lube..." line last night. I was saying what i would rather do than go to the one particular church who cares more about the pedopholes than the vitims for x-mas mass.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/22/2004 10:57 AM

I'm thinking this guy actually has to be the most brilliant satirist of evangelical Christianity ever.



These positions and responses are SO extreme they absolutely have to be parody. And a very subversive anti-religious parody at that.



Think about it. If you truly oppose extremist Christianity, what better way to ridicule and undermine it than to pretend to be THE MOST absurd and outrageous example of it on the face of the earth?



I suspect this man doesn't love god or hate fags. But he LOATHES Christians.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/22/2004 11:14 AM

Its funny that he responded back to you so quickly. I emailed him back the same day that I posted his hate filled letter, and I still have no response. I agree with DM- he only wants to argue.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
12/22/2004 11:27 AM

That is a good point Demo.

He could also be gay and is doing this because he then thinks that know one will suspect him.



I was watching a news magazine one time, and some scientist made people answer a quiz on there feelings about different types of sexuality. They then strapped this ring around the quiz takers dicks to sense any change in size while the subjects were exposed to different types of porn.

The men whose answers were more aggressive and angry against homosexuals, were also the ones that got the biggest chubby when watching two guys get it on.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/22/2004 11:31 AM

I find it funny that he thinks I am actually trying to help him. Clearly my sarcasm was lost on him.



I figure maybe the goatse link will make my point. God I hope he clicks the link!



Since the devil is often referred to as a goat I thought maybe he is just stupid enough to fall for it.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/22/2004 11:37 AM

Or it might make him hate homos even more1!!1

Silent Vitriol, Holy Vitriol. 341 9
12/22/2004 11:50 AM

This guy's replies to your emails read like newb bashings on GAB. I'm surprised he doesn't end them with "Shut the Frost up and SUYT!"

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/22/2004 11:52 AM

I just found out my neighbors go to an evangelical church. Can someone explain this to me? Is this reason enough to avoid them? Does evangelical = fundie? God, I hope not.

Snork is Searching for a Ticket to Avantasia 45,655 12
12/22/2004 12:33 PM

"Children of Abel, Children of Cain

Can live in harmony, without shame

The keys that I grant thee, The Sacret Land

Are dry desert sand on the palm of your hand

Without the water, the wisdom of past

Will run through your fingers, forgotten so fast

Thus now when I leave you, I'm truly blind

This blindness, this blessing, the hope of mankind..."



</awesome>

Phuc 237,919 21
12/22/2004 12:51 PM

Some of my best friends are evengelicals. Talk to them. If the first conversation includes the question, "What church do you go to?" then get the Frost out of there.



The only thing more annoying than evengelizing evangelicals are atheists.

Del Taco? 52 8
12/22/2004 01:26 PM

This website is disturbing too.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/22/2004 02:37 PM

Okay. So this guy actually replied to me again. Vitriol you are correct. It would not suprise me if this were a 17 year old kid.



I'm bored so I wrote back again. That plus, he didn't mention goatse so Im assuming he didn't click the link.



His response:



You hypocrite! You deny that the Bible is God's inspired word, but then you try to use it for your own purposes!



Let me educate you, since you clearly are uneducated in matters of Scripture. ADAM was created in God's image, not all mankind. Nowhere in the Bible does it say all of mankind has been created in God's image. What a silly notion. Were you created by God from the clay and breathed life into by the Maker Himself? Of course you weren't, so that verse doesn't mean YOU, or anyone other than Adam.



God is all things, huh? Then why isn't he hate? You're a hypocrite, and we are done with you. Have a nice trip to hell.



I never denied that the bible was God's inspired word, I simply stated that it was put on paper by man.



Anyone who followed the elections this year knows the word "spin"

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/22/2004 02:43 PM

For anyone who cares, my reponse:



Charles,

I am beginning to think that you have some serious anger management issues. Your last e-mail was nothing but insults and negativity. Talking things out with a Reverend or Pastor may help you find some solace from your dark thoughts and hateful reactions.

I am not a hypocrite, my dear Charles. Hate is an emotion brought forth from evil. Trying to twist my belief that God is all things is just a smokescreen. You know very well there is a dark force afoot who works to corrupt man. You seem to have unwittingly let this demon into your heart and now he cloaks your vision of scripture in a blanket of visceral evil.

I do indeed interpret the word of God as versed in the bible but I choose to look for the good. I don't spend hours of my time searching the Good Book to find the passages rife with animosity. This is the spirit of the dark one working in you Charles. Force him out!

So long as you continue to see only evil you will bring about only evil. Hatred is an ugly bedfellow, Charles. One with which you lain to long. Each child you begat will bring forth this same hatred and you will be helping Satan build his army for the last day.

I fear not your curses of damnation for I know that mine is a forgiving God who watches over me and keeps the hatred from my heart. He allows me to make mistakes, Charles and he forgives me my trespasses, just as I forgive those who trespass against me.

You deny yourself credibility by simply slapping bible verses into your signature line. Some may believe you randomly throw the same scripture at everyone who questions your preaching. This makes you nothing more than a puppet.

Following verbatim without question, reason or logic leads to holocaust Charles.

Godspeed and I hope you found my website enlightening.

And a Briham in a pear tree 38,843 10
12/22/2004 06:02 PM

All I see here is a bunch of psycho-babble nonsense. Blah blah blah.



Translation:



Your email was too long, and had too many big words in it. I gave up half way through and decided to just reply with one of my usual hate-filled rants.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/22/2004 06:13 PM

God is all things, huh? Then why isn't he hate?



Oooh. THAT'S intriguing.

Sexual Harassment....Panda 181,783 70
12/22/2004 06:13 PM

You are a hateful bigot



I find this particular line amusing, because it's coming from a poster child for Hateful Bigotry.

Phuc 237,919 21
12/22/2004 06:37 PM

Goddamnit, people! Every message you send him makes him more powerful! He feeds on hatred, like that sparkly cloud in the old Star Trek episode.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/22/2004 06:52 PM

I still say it's parody. It HAS to be.

WickedWedgieWiseWoman 15,741 12
12/22/2004 09:25 PM

If you notice Phuc I have not said one hateful word to the man. Quite to the contrary.



I have been nothing but loving and kind. This seemd to piss him off and it has been giving me Shakespeare to do on these last few days before the Holiday.

DirtyHermit 858 9
12/22/2004 09:57 PM

we are done with you. Have a nice trip to hell.



Whoa wait a minute. Shouldn't he be trying to save you or convert you? He's just giving up?







And who the heck is "we" ?!

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/22/2004 11:55 PM

He's got a mouse in his pocket. It tells him to hate and to order the No. 4 Special at Harry's House of Noodles even though it gives him the Shakespeares.

Napkin Smells Fresh Vagina In Here 30,762 12
12/23/2004 03:26 AM

Well said HH, well said.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/23/2004 07:40 AM

I want to know where, and when, all you heathens learned anything about the bible in the first place?







No wonder it's so Frost-ing lonely here every Sunday .



Jeeeezzz!





*oops*

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/23/2004 10:06 AM

I am a veteran of 7 years of Catholic school.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/23/2004 10:10 AM

I think they really are done with me. No new e-mail.



I feel forsaken.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/23/2004 10:33 AM

Like...Video game Forsaken or Direct To DVD movie Forsaken?

jepreport 58,758 13
12/23/2004 10:38 AM

Great conversation, www (if I may call you that, as a noob and somewhat less than spectacular typist). I usually enjoy speaking theology with those showing the hazards of too much inbreeding and pure grain alcohol myself, and as a result my religious duties now consist of getting smashed while watching TBN with the sound all the way down and a classic rock station turned all the way up. You haven't lived until you've seen a preacher scream "One toke over the line" with his virginal choir doing back up.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/23/2004 10:38 AM

Like Malta's doom metal band Forsaken

Phuc 237,919 21
12/23/2004 11:56 AM

If you notice Phuc I have not said one hateful word to the man.



Then replace "hate" with "criticism" and "sparkly cloud from Star Trek" with "crappy local emo bands."

Snork is Searching for a Ticket to Avantasia 45,655 12
12/23/2004 01:48 PM

'Begat' is an awesome word.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/23/2004 02:21 PM

However, Bob "Segat" is not.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/23/2004 02:23 PM

I owe every word in most of those e-mails to the ANCIENT nuns we had in school.



Thats how they talked to us. And they smacked with rulers still.



God doesn't hate people, nuns do.

piXXXie has XXXmas spirit! 5,871 11
12/23/2004 02:27 PM

My ex's fiance used to be a nun and you are right! She was Satan disguised as an overweight, stumpy woman with a horrible French accent.

piXXXie has XXXmas spirit! 5,871 11
12/23/2004 02:28 PM

I think two bowls before work was too much. My ex-fiance's MOM.

Sexual Harassment....Panda 181,783 70
12/23/2004 02:30 PM

I guess she gave up the Holy Spirit to get the hole spirited, huh?

Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/23/2004 05:50 PM

I love you even more than usual today, 3W.



I'm a veteran of a Catholic school education from grades 1 - 12. One of my ears is farther back on my head than the other from a nun yanking on it.

WickedWedgieWiseWoman 15,741 12
12/27/2004 09:16 PM

I am honored that you enjoyed my verbal diarrhea Whistler, it means more to me than you know!