Kittuns Roasting on an Open Fire 44,804 7
12/21/2004 12:22 AM

You need to change your name from "TheFoye" to "TheForum"

Bankey 70,578 8
12/21/2004 12:23 AM

You have helped me decide that my dreams officially suck.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,638 6
12/21/2004 12:23 AM

I got fired because the woman in the law library felt I wasn't working to my abilities.



My dreams suck.

And a Briham in a pear tree 38,583 7
12/21/2004 12:24 AM

Good lord, you're really lonely over there, aren't you? Don't they let women in the army anymore?

The Decked in Holly Priestess 48,927 13
12/21/2004 12:24 AM

My dreams invole a monkey and a razor. I bet ya'll don't want to know.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,660 7
12/21/2004 12:25 AM

You were Sleep-Wanking. Just be happy they weren't taking pictures.

TheFoye 53,734 10
12/21/2004 12:25 AM

Wow, I just read my post and I got a boner. My dreams rule!

Bankey 70,578 8
12/21/2004 12:27 AM

Isn't it possible you're dreaming this post?

TheFoye 53,734 10
12/21/2004 12:28 AM

Isn't it possible you're dreaming this post?



Yes?

Crackalacka!! 68,154 8
12/21/2004 12:29 AM

I once had a dream I was is a "Buck Rogers" episode. Two half goat guys with electric whips stole me(there was a boy in the episode who this happend to) but the Froster Buck Rogers never saved me. To this day I hate Buck Rogers.

Froster.

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
12/21/2004 12:36 AM

Two half goat guys with electric whips stole me



I think you have Buck Rogers confused with something else































Fag.

Crackalacka!! 68,154 8
12/21/2004 12:38 AM

So your saying that subconsciously maybe this was actually something that really........



DAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
12/21/2004 12:42 AM

I am a firm believer in letting the freak flag fly, but let us not sully the image of Buck Rogers.

Kudos for the imagination though... your story had it all: multiple partners, animals, S&M. According to my spam, the only thing you're missing is the Brazillian tranny.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 168,178 11
12/21/2004 12:43 AM

3 days ago I had this dream where I was on a couch wearing a string bikini at work. Well this cute guy started talking to me and admiring my bikini bottoms when they came off to reveal my very nice vagina and he was inclined to compliment me on by way of touching it! Well one thing led to another and I wrapped my legs around his head and he licked my clit ever so gently. He got me so hot and wet. I reached down and grabbed his big hard swollen Coleridge and slipped it into my quivering love hole. We were finally one, and the pleasure was unimaginable. He started shaking and pulled his rod out of me and shot his warm white sugar all over my face and chest. Then the boss came in, who was exceptionally hot. She also was wearing a bikini. Slowly she walked towards us and started licking his juice off my chest and worked her way up to my lips. Then she grabbed him and took all of his manliness into her mouth.





Sweet dreams tonight Foye!

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 168,178 11
12/21/2004 12:45 AM

I am sitting in a puddle of wetness now. Thanks alot Chance! Horny am I.

TheFoye 53,734 10
12/21/2004 12:47 AM

<action> swallows hard and adjusts collar</action>



Is it hot in here? And why are my pants so tight all of a sudden!

Crackalacka!! 68,154 8
12/21/2004 12:50 AM

Holy Shakespeare! All the noob torture is now worth it.

The Decked in Holly Priestess 48,927 13
12/21/2004 12:53 AM

Someone's been following the Covington-Malone system!I'm so proud! And wet too.

Crackalacka!! 68,154 8
12/21/2004 12:53 AM

If the collective hetero male gabbers don't fill her peetube you are all fags.







I said "fill her peetube".Heh Heh

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
12/21/2004 12:54 AM

You had me at very nice vagina .

It took me a second to clickie that, I was having trouble typing... my hands were busy strNevermind.

What's everybody's weather like?

Ghost of Chickens Past 237,969 14
12/21/2004 12:59 AM

You had me at "quivering love hole".

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 168,178 11
12/21/2004 01:25 AM

What's everybody's weather like?

Hot, sticky, and wet.

TheFoye 53,734 10
12/21/2004 01:30 AM

I would really like to talk to you on the phone Chance!



I won't be able to stand up for another 10 minutes!

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 168,178 11
12/21/2004 03:11 AM

Hey you started it, I just finished it!



Kisses Foye!

Sexual Harassment....Panda 125,886 11
12/21/2004 03:18 AM

My dreams are usually derived from my daily experiences.



Tonight, no doubt, will include a guy with a gun and Annie Lennox.

Fratberry 218,858 13
12/21/2004 03:29 AM

Annie Get Your Gun? That's not really a dream.

Sexual Harassment....Panda 125,886 11
12/21/2004 03:39 AM

Thanks Frat. Now I will have Annie Oakley and your cats involved.

A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,084 10
12/21/2004 04:17 AM

COWBOY -- Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a

medical.



JOKER -- What was the matter with him?



COWBOY -- He was jerkin' off ten times a day.



EIGHTBALL -- It's no Shakespeare. At least ten times a day.



COWBOY -- Last

week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and

the crazy Froster starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 168,178 11
12/21/2004 09:06 PM

Any new dreams I can rewrite for you today Foye?

turtle10 19,481 7
12/21/2004 09:14 PM

I had a dream that Daggy made a post about kissing a girl and said she had pictures, but didn't post them.

Lorenzo Duke can't think of a Christmas name 3,049 6
12/21/2004 09:16 PM

Are you sure you were stroking your salami in your sleep?



It could have been one of the other guys, who then fabricated the story to explain away any chaffing.



Damn them military conspiracies.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,638 6
12/21/2004 09:28 PM

Again, my dreams suck



Last night I dreamed my boyfriend cheated on me twice with the fat nasty chick who works at the Rite Aid.



It was horrid.

TheFoye 53,734 10
12/21/2004 10:23 PM

No good dreams last night! Might be the fact that I beat off for twenty minutes while reading Chance's post!

Errol 10,555 7
01/12/2005 01:49 AM

I'm bored and horny at work...so..



Bump.

turtle10 19,481 7
01/12/2005 01:54 AM

Last night I had a dream about a chickie I work with, now when I see her I get embarassed.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 163,790 10
01/12/2005 01:59 AM

Good job fellas, we were missing that smutty element today !





-attaboy-

Barefoot Chance 168,178 11
01/12/2005 02:00 AM

Are you saying I'm smutty?

The High Priestess of Stewie 48,927 13
01/12/2005 02:01 AM

No dear Chance of course not, We are saying you're slutty.

Errol 10,555 7
01/12/2005 02:02 AM

If by smutty you mean ridiculously beautiful and amazing, then yes. You are a very very smutty lady.

Barefoot Chance 168,178 11
01/12/2005 02:08 AM

OH! Okay then I can live with all of that......carry on.

Errol 10,555 7
01/12/2005 02:09 AM

And if by "carry on," you mean, "go home on your lunchbreak and whack off,"



I'm way ahead of you.

Futuristic Filly 27,111 11
01/12/2005 02:11 AM

Hey, Errol, I have something for you. Gimme an email.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 163,790 10
01/12/2005 02:13 AM

I just read some of the posts you left up there, and ......maybe you were just doing a smutty impersonation that day.





Or just humoring The Foye with a dose of smut....





Wait a sec,



Hey Al !



Is this Smutty to you ?

Barefoot Chance 168,178 11
01/12/2005 02:14 AM

Hey Filly, stop stealing my thunder.

Futuristic Filly 27,111 11
01/12/2005 02:20 AM

No! Don't wanna! Ok, fine, maybe I will. Or will I?

Pubah, The Incurable 47,449 11
04/16/2005 01:24 AM

<action>Goes immediately to the library bathroom stall</action>



Who needs porn when we've go CHANCE. I shall cancel my subscription (stop looking in dumpsters) to Penthouse Forum.



Can you 'sing' me to sleep one day Chance?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,532 10
06/07/2005 08:20 AM

Vlad's dream two nights ago consisted of playing cards with Robert Deniro, pissing said actor off, who reached for a gun. Vlad used a poker table as a shield, so Deniro didn't bother firing. Deniro left, but Vlad knew Deniro's up to no good. So Vlad walked down the hallway, where Deniro is in the attic pulling up the rope that grants access to it. So Vlad reaches up into the hole in the ceiling, grabs Deniro by the neck of Deniro's shirt, and pulls him through and onto his head, rendering Deniro unconcious. Vlad grabbed a gun, and then woke up.





Someday Deniro, Vlad will force feed you your just desserts!

Chance 168,178 11
06/07/2005 07:37 PM

The sexual tension between you and Deniro is breathtaking. I give it 2 thumbs in the butt.

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 165,741 8
06/07/2005 07:45 PM

Robert DeNiro's waiting.

Talking Italian

(Talking Italian...)

Pubah, The Incurable 47,449 11
06/08/2005 10:27 PM

Which is better?

A smart ass,

or an Emerson...

supergrover 4,494 6
06/08/2005 10:33 PM

Well, you can have sex with both, but one will talk back, and then you have to lay the smack down.

Chocolate Enigma 159 5
06/08/2005 10:40 PM

I had a dream once where I consumed an entire llama while sitting at a tea party with Woody and Buzz Lightyear.

Pubah, The Incurable 47,449 11
06/10/2005 11:01 PM

<action>Puts on his Freud Mask</action>



Perhaps ve needt to explore dis phenomenom more deeply...



...How tall are you?

Pubah, The Incurable 47,449 11
06/10/2005 11:02 PM

<action>Puts on his Freud Mask</action>



Perhaps ve needt to explore dis phenomenom more deeply...



...How long ave you been getting dees Chocolate Enimas you speek oft?

Chance 168,178 11
11/25/2005 11:57 PM

Whomp there it is!