The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,884 29
12/21/2004 11:09 PM

Looks more like Aliens.

Phuc 237,919 21
12/21/2004 11:13 PM

Start the reactor, Ford.

PhartSack 13,792 15
12/21/2004 11:34 PM

Your kids got a big boner!

Phla Mignog 131,068 34
12/21/2004 11:44 PM

Dey call me dee Impersonator girly-man.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/21/2004 11:48 PM

Bet no one here is old enough to recall the "Like Father, Like Son" comercials they used to air to prevent kids from smoking.

Dad is washing the car, and the kid comes out and squirts him with his squirt gun, cool tunes playing ........





So I wont mention it !

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
12/22/2004 02:01 AM

HA! Chit is old.



But he makes up for it by being myterious and sexy. For the love of God man, email somebody a picture so we know what you look like. Or just email me one. I need to know. Until I know what you look like, you'll look like this in my head. Don't worry. The picture is SFW.

Trust me, Chit. You don't want to look like that in my head. You don't know the things I do when I think of that person.

Lamburger 33,017 9
12/22/2004 02:35 AM

I have his address! Wanna go stalking with me?

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
12/22/2004 02:53 AM

Hells yeah, Lambie Pie. Don't forget, I can be at your house in under an hour.

turtle10 42,578 26
12/22/2004 09:21 AM

I remember those Chit.....how about





"I learned it from watching you!"

Phuc 237,919 21
12/22/2004 09:57 AM

Here's my kid doing her best Dolph Lundgren impersonation.

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,527 61
12/22/2004 11:15 AM

Damn. Phuc looks all cleaned up. Fatherhood must be indoctronating for him. Next thing you know, he'll have a Jeb '08 sticker on the back of his pickup.

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/22/2004 11:28 AM

My kid right before he did his best Charles Whitman immitation.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/22/2004 11:29 AM

Waitaminnitholdthephone!?!



Phuc had an offshoot?



A larve?



A sprog?!



When did that happen?

Professor Nubutter 181,311 35
12/22/2004 11:31 AM

He was red's secret santa victim.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
12/22/2004 11:33 AM

It was some time ago, dear Robot.



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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/22/2004 11:38 AM

I get it just for the recipe tips!

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/22/2004 11:43 AM

Here's my son doing his "I'm sexier than you" pose.

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,527 61
12/22/2004 11:49 AM

He definately has a "Come Hither" look on his face in that second one, Chancey. Watch that boy.









































fag

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/22/2004 11:54 AM

WATCH OUT!

I saw Chancer kissing Santa Claus 171,275 14
12/22/2004 11:58 AM

MACHO MACHO MAN!

newwave (under the mistletoe) 45,912 10
12/22/2004 12:00 PM

Waitaminnitholdthephone!?!



Phuc had an offshoot?



Well, that's what happens, you Phuc for long enough, someone's gonna get pregnant.