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I'm not black, but I feel bad for Kwanzaa. He's like the little handicapable holiday that's always screaming "Hey, hey, hey, don't forget me, I want to play with Christmas and Hanukkah." But no one ever pays attention, so I say shame on you Jesus and Judas Macabee, give Kwanzaa a chance.
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Hilarious
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Phla Mignog 131,068  34
12/23/2004 05:33 PM
Kwanzaa never gets picked last for basketball.
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Sexual Harassment....Panda 181,783 70
12/23/2004 05:34 PM
give Kwanzaa a chance.
Yeah! So maybe then I can have a shot at Foye!
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 186,016 44
12/23/2004 06:00 PM
I think you want us to give Ramadan a shot, if you want a chance with Foye!
Anyway, on behalf of Pubah and Lila, Zug thanks you for your Kwaaaaanzzaa wishes.
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BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
12/23/2004 06:38 PM
Until today I didn't even know what Kwanza was. I finally decided to Google it. It's hard to believe I never looked it up before considering it's not uncommon to hear the word. I just never did.
What I'm trying to say is, I guess black people aren't awesome. . .
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/23/2004 06:46 PM
Pffft. Everyone knows there aren't any darkies on GAB...
...or in Canada.
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Chuckleworthy
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starkraven madd 12 8
12/24/2004 01:46 AM
Kwanzzaa is a lot like Hanukah, without the deep fried goodnes... or Jews.
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Megatron the Kwaanza Intern 3,360 9
12/24/2004 05:50 AM
Hey it's not a crappy book. matter of phact that's how i's lurnt to read
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
12/24/2004 10:44 AM
Kwanzzaa is a lot like Hanukah, without the deep fried goodnes... or Jews.
Deep fried Jews go well with onion dip.
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Megatron the Kwaanza Intern 3,360 9
12/24/2004 10:58 AM
Kwaanza is celebrated by black people, My homies so there is a hell of a lot of deep fried goodnes. Fried Chicken, Chitlens,
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A cup of Christmas Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/24/2004 10:58 AM
I would think that oven roasted jew would go good with a french onion au jus.
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DirtyHermit 858 9
12/24/2004 11:16 AM
I have some contacts in Africa. I sent them an email saying "Merry Kwanzza !"
They replied: "What is Kwanzza?"
I told them it was a way for the African-Americans to be equal but seperate during the Christmas season.
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