Superfly 1,145 8
12/23/2004 11:57 PM

Johnson has six children, three by Phillips. They are in state custody.

She was probably trying to feed those mother-Frosters.

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
12/24/2004 12:19 AM

They should tie that lady up, put her in a really big pot of water and put it on the stove and bring her to a boil over several hours.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, '04 131,874 36
12/24/2004 12:21 AM

Rice, noodles, or dumplings?

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/24/2004 12:22 AM

Even I think this bitch should burn.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/24/2004 12:24 AM

Burn by boiling water?

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/24/2004 12:26 AM

In hell.

Lord of the Ribs 13,155 9
12/24/2004 12:27 AM

That loser. Everybody knows kids are supposed to go in the crock-pot.

Superfly 1,145 8
12/24/2004 12:29 AM

Burn by boiling water?



Nah, burn by chlamydia.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/24/2004 12:29 AM

Crock pots are for tough sinewy meat. Babies should be grilled.

Lord of the Ribs 13,155 9
12/24/2004 12:32 AM

You're right. Grilling is better. Not because of the taste, but because it's really funny to see the grill lines in their face.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/24/2004 12:34 AM

Mmmmm, baby sandwich.





Ribs, yumm.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/24/2004 12:37 AM

Baby sandwiches? Are those the kind you cut the crust off and serve at luncheons?

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/24/2004 12:38 AM

Yes, but my favorite is baby fingers.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/24/2004 12:42 AM

I think you mean lady fingers. But hey, fingers are fingers. What the hell...it's Christmas!

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/24/2004 12:43 AM

IT IS!!!!!!?!?!??!

Lord of the Ribs 13,155 9
12/24/2004 12:45 AM

Sarcasm will only get you a stocking full of coal-stuffed babies.

Roofie the Red-Nosed Raccoon 56,688 10
12/24/2004 12:47 AM

Is that some kind of charcoal filter?

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/24/2004 12:49 AM

Even though I hate smoking, I would so start if they made ciggarettes that were made out of baby.

Lord of the Ribs 13,155 9
12/24/2004 12:49 AM

Nope, it's what Santa's elves use for prison beatings.

starkraven madd 12 8
12/24/2004 12:59 AM

I'm suprised she didn't put her in the fridge. You can get worms leaving food out like that. I mean, I like kids but I can't eat a whole one.

My Santa is the Chit 178,776 15
12/24/2004 04:52 AM

Come on, infants couldn't be any easier. They are just like Gnocchi, tortellini, or Ravioli.

When they float to the top of the water, you have to take them out right away or you can forget all about al dente.

Frogpop Nipping at your Nose 173,153 25
12/24/2004 05:07 AM

Al Dente's Inferno?

Chris 'tmas tree' Garrett 86,932 12
12/24/2004 11:05 AM

<action>Runs through thread in his new K-mart Underwear, flailing arms over his head</action>



HOT WATER! BURN BABY! HOT WATER BURN BABY!!

Bonky 75,733 15
12/24/2004 11:07 AM

Wopner's on.

Oh ChristmasTrae 156,790 17
12/24/2004 11:18 AM

GUILTY!

Phuc 237,919 21
12/24/2004 11:42 AM

I hope they didn't throw out the mirepois.