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Here's a few:
Britain:
Prince Charles will sheepishly admit that he is a raving homosexual after publication in the British tabloids of intimate photos of a sordid tryst between he and David Beckham. One picture in particular will draw the condemnation of the Queen wherein it shows a gleefully naked Charles (save for Argyle socks, a bondage helmet and an oversized ball gag) on all fours in the main hall of Buckingham Palace with a monstrously over-sized Pony Pal dildo protruding from his rectum. In the picture Beckham is seen astride the Bonnie Prince wearing nothing but a jewel encrusted gold lam thong with a Royal Polo Mallet in hand. An applauding, slightly out of focus Rufus Wainwright III in the background adds further color. Curiously, public calls for the Queen to step down will intensify.
Emerging Technologies:
Bio-engineered microbes designed to ingurgitate solid and aerosolized fecal matter will be impregnated into the fabric of Hanes Underwear, thus allowing previously and futurely beShakespeareted consumers the option to evacuate their bowels and/or to fart with impunity without the accompanying social stigma and embarrassment. Slot machine players the world over rejoice at the news. Ka-ching.
Gallup Poll:
In the closest race in world recorded history, Bob Johnson, Zugophile, will eke out a narrow victory by a meager 17 votes over Eunice P. Zabadiah of Dentonville, Iowa to claim the coveted designation of "Most Awesome."
Medicine:
Do-It-Yourself Botox injection kits will be placed under intense scrutiny by the FDA after Martha Stewart is found semi-conscious in her nicely-appointed cell with her head the size and shape of a medium-sized weather balloon. She will be rushed to the hospital muttering things like..."heliotrope, crpes suzettes and Egyptian cotton with 400 thread counts." Share prices in OmniMedia will hit record highs.
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Side-splitting
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Side-splitting
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TTJane-if I'm a bitch then you're a dog 173,958  15
12/27/2004 01:34 AM
GAB will lose a few regualrs who arew tired of the same old bullShakespeare. Not to worry. To replace them, we will be hit by waves of n00bs that believe UR and LOL are words.
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Hilarious
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Codicil D. Birdseed: La Creme de la Crud 1,098 8
12/27/2004 01:44 AM
Late 2004 prediction:
C.D.Birdseed inadvertently picks the wrong time to submit a conversation starter.
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Chuckleworthy
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Ithillion 20 8
12/27/2004 09:03 AM
Hey TTJane... I are a n00b n i fink ur way out of order wiv that comment.
Or something in comprehensible English :) Although, I do think lol is useful... it's hard to type when you're hysterical.
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Side-splitting
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/27/2004 09:52 AM
I predict Gabbers will fail to click something funny if it isn't written by someone they know.
"beShakespeareted" alone was worth the click.
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Hilarious
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Ah-lan, ana ismee PieMaster al-Amerika 12,538 15
12/27/2004 10:45 AM
George W. Bush will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in eradicating the whole world of everything that isn't an American. The Swiss will applaud, then scream in fear as Bush invades their country to accept the award.
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Trae - MMV 156,790 17
12/27/2004 10:52 AM
I predict that I will get mind blowing sex within the next month.
.....a girl can dream right?
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Megatron inspiring World Ruler! 3,360 9
12/27/2004 10:53 AM
The EU will be the "New Axis of Evil" since the Euro rate is crappy.
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Chuckleworthy
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
12/27/2004 11:06 AM
George W. Bush will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in eradicating the whole world of everything that isn't an American. The Swiss will applaud, then scream in fear as Bush invades their country to accept the award.
I couldn't write this stuff.
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Hilarious
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New_Kyear_Bandit 76,490 10
12/27/2004 11:35 AM
"I predict that I will get mind blowing sex within the next month."
I will be happy if any part of me gets blown in the next month.
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Trae - MMV 156,790 17
12/27/2004 11:36 AM
Ahhhh yes, you're married aren't ya?
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New_Kyear_Bandit 76,490 10
12/27/2004 11:51 AM
<action>sighs wistfully</action>
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TheFoye 55,700 16
12/27/2004 12:03 PM
I predict that I will be back in Iraq again!
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/27/2004 12:05 PM
I predict that the same old Shakespeare that happened in 2004 will hapen again in some way or another in 2005
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Hilarious
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BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
12/27/2004 12:26 PM
I predict that BobJohnson stops reading DemoMonkey's posts.
On a completely unrelated note: I love when those adorable Saint Bernards hand out the Nobel Prizes.
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Hilarious
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Snork is Searching for a Ticket to Avantasia 45,655 12
12/27/2004 12:39 PM
I predict that in the year 2005 Conan O'Brian will stop making predictions 'in the year 2000'.
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Are All Rhetorical Questions Really Necessary? 73 8
12/27/2004 12:42 PM
Ahh, the old predictions of yester-year like:
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."-Ken Olson, president, chairman, and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
or
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
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Hilarious
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evreet, formerly Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
12/27/2004 12:45 PM
I predict that I will be back in Iraq again!
Foye, just finish the bastards off and come home!
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Hilarious
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Are All Rhetorical Questions Really Necessary? 73 8
12/27/2004 12:50 PM
I predict that in the last quarter of 2005, it will finally be independently verified that:
All Sweeping Generalizations Are False
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Chuckleworthy
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
12/27/2004 09:34 PM
Two men will enter; one man will leave.
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