WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 05:14 PM

cease and desist with the thread starting.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/06/2005 05:15 PM

What the hell is wrong with you, boy?

Fratberry 282,931 53
01/06/2005 05:16 PM

That is a comedy style with which I am unfamiliar.

Fratberry 282,931 53
01/06/2005 05:16 PM

Either that or its just plain Shakespearety.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 05:18 PM

I'll go with just plain Shakespearety for a thousand Alex.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/06/2005 05:19 PM

Thanks for telling me this isn't funny guys. I had already started counting.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:24 PM

Yes it does seem to get ugly in here very quickly...possibly because hardly anyone has anything humourous to say..or not enough creativity to go past insults...*sigh*...I wuz sucked in by believing this was a gab with the funniest people..to bad..nice concept wrong crowd or maybe wrong time of day...when do the funny folks get here?

Dr Apple 450 8
01/06/2005 05:26 PM

"Now that we all understand the impotence of this..."



You said it.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:27 PM

when do the funny folks get here?



Right after you leave.

newwave 45,912 10
01/06/2005 05:27 PM

when do the funny folks get here?



After you leave. You're ruining it for the rest of us.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/06/2005 05:27 PM

possibly because hardly anyone has anything humourous to say



One person comes to mind...

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/06/2005 05:27 PM

Mox, I promise if you spend 3 days reading every post and not saying a word, you'll start to get the picture of how the comedy works around here. That way you'll be sure to see a cross-section of personalities and you'll start to get some of the inside jokes.



You're welcome.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 05:27 PM

they sneak in when you leave

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:29 PM

Hey newwave, if you'd get a better lens, maybe you could see into my window better and type a little faster. Pokey.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/06/2005 05:29 PM

It's not as bad as you think, mox. As a noob myself, I can tell you there are some very funny people here but you have to expect a certain amount of hazing. Just sit back watch and add to the funny when you can. And remember "honor the intelligent joke". The smarter your jokes the more respect you will get. The pubic hair thing just seems a little second grade to start with. Try dead babies.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 05:29 PM

Panda,



You are very smart and funny. I like it when we jinx.



3dub

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 05:31 PM

Jeebus, I hadn't even realized newwave said it too.



GABenese is controllling my mind again

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:31 PM

exactly Dr...meaningless dribble...I'm glad you caught that..someone here took the time to read..congrats! I write comedy for a living..fortunately for you guys I'm home sick with the flu...I thought maybe if I gave somone a giggle I could laugh with em but I'm getten sicker as I read the comments...geez...for a second there I thought I was on a satanic chat site er sumthin.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/06/2005 05:33 PM

Jeebus, I hadn't even realized newwave said it too.



5 simulposts. 4 with the same response and me being nice. I'm sorry if I broke GAB.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:33 PM

It is a Satanic Chat Site. You've pissed the Devil off.

I hope you have some Preperation H on hand, because he's big, he's hot, and he likes to give it in the butt.

Dr Apple 450 8
01/06/2005 05:34 PM

The flu?



Oh I'm sorry, I thought it was a brain tumour.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/06/2005 05:34 PM

he's big, he's hot, and he likes to give it in the butt.



Oh Declan!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/06/2005 05:37 PM

I write comedy for a living



You must be very poor. Do you want a dollar?

evreet, formerly Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/06/2005 05:37 PM

I write comedy for a living



So, you post your rejects on GAB? If "pubic hairs" is your "A" material, perhaps you should go back to your day job...

evreet, formerly Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/06/2005 05:38 PM

Oh, and it's "excavating", not "escavading".

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:38 PM

I write comedy for a living

You must be very poor. Do you want a dollar?



Perhaps we could interest you in a water buffalo?

newwave 45,912 10
01/06/2005 05:39 PM

Dearest SHP, if I had a lens that allowed me to look into your window, your computer screen would be one of the last things I'd want to look at.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:39 PM

Please..the medical term is luner contusion...an I thought you were a doctor..sheesh...

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/06/2005 05:40 PM

Maybe you're trying too hard, like William Hung. Try not trying as hard, like Ashlee(y?) Simpson.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/06/2005 05:40 PM

I write comedy for a living



Come on everybody, take it easy. That line was friggin' hilarious.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:41 PM

Maybe you're trying too hard, like William Hung. Try not trying as hard, like Ashlee(y?) Simpson



Or maybe kill yourself, like anyone who has ever killed themselves.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:43 PM

Bitchy as soon as you graduate 8th grade yell at me...I may have an opening for an editor...she tells me the same thing...:)

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:45 PM

graduate 8th grade



But my daddy said as long as I didn't use my teeth, I'd never need no book learnin'!

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:48 PM

hahaha...why did that seem more like a visual joke?..oh I must be getting sicker..see what happens when you forget to medicate?

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 05:50 PM

How tall are you?

newwave 45,912 10
01/06/2005 05:50 PM

I'd say you've had enough medication.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/06/2005 05:53 PM

<action>peeks in the door</action>

Is he gone yet? Can I come in now?

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:54 PM

Hey I read the rules..it sez never give out personal information...but just for you Bitchy...I'm 4' 8" with a custom amde booster seat on my office chair...there...feel like a big girl now?

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 05:56 PM

sure c'mon in..it's all done with mirrors anyway.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/06/2005 05:58 PM

We used to duct tape kids like you to the ceiling in the military.



We used to throw rocks at kids like you in Middle School.



Now, we only have to see you on the interweb. Or if we hire a temp. God, technology's great.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/06/2005 06:01 PM

<action>crying, rubs duct tape and rock scars</action>

That was you!

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/06/2005 06:01 PM

Four foot eight??



I didn't know they stacked Shakespeare that h::BLAM::

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/06/2005 06:03 PM

actually, no. I was way too dorky to be one of the cool kids- the "Tapers". But not dorky enough to be a "tapee".



And I throw like a girl.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:04 PM

well lets see...granted I could use a good duct taping...the neighbors still throw rocks at me thank goodness..technology is confusen..I think I'll go for the good old fashioned goose tapen. But be gentle please..I have the squirts.

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/06/2005 06:05 PM

SpecialKake,



Any relation to BuKakke?

evreet, formerly Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/06/2005 06:07 PM

Hey! What happened to the person who writes comedy for a living? I haven't seen any funny posts; did that person leave?

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/06/2005 06:09 PM

His editor heard about zug. He's been replaced by Chicharone Felipe.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:10 PM

nope...didn't leave...just strapped to the ant hill in gab an slowly being eaten alive..:)

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2005 06:13 PM

<action> stops at the gas station, fills a jerry can, so as to light a fire under this n00bs ass.</action>

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:17 PM

hey..?..whut is it thats so facinating about my ass?..Thats the second time it's been mentioned in this thread...geez..ya write a simple little doodle about pubic hair an all hell breaks loose. I'm strappen on the genitol cup before things really get outta hand!

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/06/2005 06:19 PM

Cups are for sissies. I'm just sayin.

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/06/2005 06:20 PM

Yay for FMJ quotes.



Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and Frost my sister.

evreet, formerly Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/06/2005 06:21 PM

moxnix, a word of advice if I may; next semester, try paying attention in English class. Your grammar and spelling are despicable. That will get you flamed on GAB almost as quickly as being unfunny.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 06:24 PM

We used to duct tape kids like you to the ceiling in the military.

We used to throw rocks at kids like you in Middle School.



We used to throw kids like you into rocks in High School.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2005 06:24 PM

I may have an opening for an editor...she tells me the same thing...:)





No Frost-ing wonder!!

I'd tell you to slit your own throat if I had to filter out thousands of "Wuz" "Cuz" "Urs" ":)" "amde" "teh" "lol" "er" "uz" and so on and so forth.

Not to mention changing all those extra periods into spaces.



Leave.



Leave now.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:26 PM

Really?...gosh..does this mean I hafta qive up my other job as a sign painter too? I kept tellen the guy at the Firstone Tire Store..it don't matter if your twelve new trucks all say Firetone on the doors..but he just wouldn't listen!

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/06/2005 06:27 PM

<action>imagines moxnix46 is from Texas</action> Holy dog Shakespeare. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Moxnix. And you don't seem much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/06/2005 06:27 PM

there...feel like a big girl now?



Actually, I was GAB's resident sasquach long before you came along. Pissant.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:27 PM

Really?...gosh..does this mean I hafta qive up my other job as a sign painter too? I kept tellen the guy at the Firestone Tire Store..it don't matter if your twelve new trucks all say Firetone on the doors..but he just wouldn't listen!

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
01/06/2005 06:27 PM

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have been funny even if it was translated into English.



However, I'm a nice guy, so I'm willing to welcome you to GAB with open arms . . . if you let me call you Scruffy.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/06/2005 06:31 PM

I've always wondered:



If signpainters go on strike, do they carry blank signs?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/06/2005 06:31 PM

You can call me Scruffy, if I can call you a nurf herder.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:32 PM

Well Bob..Skruffy would probably be the nicest thing I've been called here..Thanks.

Sarin 699 11
01/06/2005 06:33 PM

Sounds like some people in here have a bad home life.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:35 PM

Sir?..I think that all depends on if they can still get thier brush stiff or not.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:38 PM

Yeah Sarin, I think parental upbringing has a lot to do with it..that an never bothering to put the child lock on the puter like my mom!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/06/2005 06:38 PM

It's funny. You take real letters and turn them into fake words.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:40 PM

it's all done with mirrors...:)

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/06/2005 06:42 PM

Phla- you're ticklin' my funny bone today...



(no, nothing dirty implied there, but don't tell anybody- OK?)

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/06/2005 06:44 PM

Okay, thanks. Vote for Summer!

Sarin 699 11
01/06/2005 06:48 PM

Bad spelling is one thing. I admit I can't spell that well, but takeing words and makeing them in to something they are not example; pwn is not a word.

Remember that slang terms such as puter do not fit into this catagory.

Now, not takeing the time to spell the whole word out like "u" "r" and "2" is just moronic.

Sarin 699 11
01/06/2005 06:49 PM

The jibberish I speak, can I get a grammar book for my birthday?

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/06/2005 06:51 PM

Will someone please tell this Frost-ing idiot dear n00b that emoticons are not at all acceptable here?

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:52 PM

But I have so much moron to give?...Please love me an take me home to you mother...:)

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/06/2005 06:52 PM

I can't spell that well, but takeing words and makeing



Maybe if you sold those extra vowels to Wheel of Fortune, you could buy your own grammer book.

203,475 12
01/06/2005 06:55 PM

But I have so much moron to give?...Please love me an take me home to you mother...I LIKE TO SIT ON PARKING CONES AND MASTURBATE TO PHOTOS OF LIVESTOCK!!

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/06/2005 06:55 PM

Takeing,



Any relation to Bukakkeing?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 06:58 PM

I love nOOb bashing as much as the next gal but it pains me that I survived a treacherous ride home to find that this thread is still first and has 76 posts.



And now I just bumped it to Frost-ing complain about it.



so to make this post useful, Declan, your present was sent cia FedEx today. I threw in a few extra presents cause I am a procrastinator. I just hope one doesn't squich open and get everything else all sticky.



Thats all Im saying

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 06:59 PM

okay, I haven't been right from birth. I am quite comfortable with my moronhood, but if I wrote the English language like everyone else I'd be normal, thus qualifying for a teaching position an then I'd never get away from you guys.

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/06/2005 07:01 PM

I LIKE TO SIT ON PARKING CONES AND MASTURBATE TO PHOTOS OF LIVESTOCK!!

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 07:03 PM

emotibot...hahaha..finally your not holding back!

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/06/2005 07:03 PM

Hopefully I was the livestock!

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/06/2005 07:04 PM

Didn't you read my Frost-ing post! I tried to tell you nicely! Be yourself and original, but above all be intelligent. You seem to be missing the point. Do the dead baby thing.

Chicharone Felipe 161,353 14
01/06/2005 07:07 PM

Man oh man. Days like this make me wish I could pull myself away from Grand Theft Auto for more then five minu

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/06/2005 07:09 PM

... quit, you slimy Frost-ing walrus-looking piece of Shakespeare. Get the Frost off out of my GAB. Get the Frost out now. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Moxnix, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 07:11 PM

Thanks crack, it's the intelligent part I have problems with. I never should have taken two of the big red pills. Last time I did this I spent three days at McDonalds thinking I was a parking vallet. Not to worry, they should wear off in two more days an I'll be gone from here...

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 07:14 PM

Humphrey?..You must be my real mama! No-one has ever talked to me like that except her!

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 07:15 PM

Can we please just let this thread die the horrible death it deserves?



PLEASE????

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/06/2005 07:16 PM

Your mama... I Frosted her. She had lips like John Wayne's saddlebags.

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/06/2005 07:18 PM

Sorry WWW. I was trying to fill in while Hammerhead is on vacation.

moxnix46 67 8
01/06/2005 07:21 PM

All right, I must go now because my typen finger is getting over heated, an my moron badge needs polishing. It's been a real pleasure...cone sitting?...hmmmmmmm....

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/06/2005 07:29 PM

Okay, nobody bump this thread. WWW is trying to get rid of it!

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/06/2005 07:30 PM

Lamburger, if I didn't love you so much I wouldn't continue to try and get rid of this thread.



D'oh!

Briham resolves to be more decisive, or not 38,843 10
01/06/2005 08:38 PM

Mox, your posts suck. A lot. So much so that I feel it would be easier to express my emotions through pictures.



When I first read your posts, I feel confusion while trying to decipher the horrible grammar, spelling, and delivery.



It is then followed by anger towards your arrogance. Hey, it's not our fault you suck.



Finally, I feel utter disgust in the fact that there are other people like you in the world.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
01/06/2005 08:48 PM

moxnix, if you use one more smiley face in your posts, im going to break my dick off in your ass. im not joking. and no, i dont use crisco.

Futuristic Filly 39,193 20
01/06/2005 08:50 PM

moxnix, if you use one more smiley face in your posts, im going to break my dick off in your ass. im not joking. and no, i dont use crisco.



You'd sacrifice your dick for something like him? Have higher standards, man!

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/06/2005 08:50 PM

<action> is shaking his fist </action>

Damn you Briham! Damn you to hell!

Briham resolves to be more decisive, or not 38,843 10
01/06/2005 08:53 PM

<action>cuts another notch into the edge of his keyboard</action>

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/06/2005 09:14 PM

Goddammit Briham!!!



Brilliant.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/06/2005 09:16 PM

God dammit, Roofie!



































































































































































What's so great about this thread?

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/06/2005 09:17 PM

What's so great about this thread?



Me.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/06/2005 09:18 PM

.

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/06/2005 09:20 PM

I bet it was italicized.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/06/2005 09:21 PM

You're good!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/06/2005 09:24 PM

Spliderman, Spliderman

Does whatever a spider do

Spins a web, yes he do

Catches flies just like fleas

Hey there! There goes the

Splidermaaaaaaaaaan!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2005 10:42 PM

<Computer nerd><callbullShakespeare >I call bullShakespeare on that italicized period.</callbullShakespeare >

I checked the browser source.</Computer nerd>





Woah, That was weird, How would I know that kinda Shakespeare?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2005 10:43 PM

<action>lights a doobie.</action>

Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/06/2005 11:03 PM

Dearest Mox,



I think that everyone would appreciate it an awful lot if you would discontinue your posting, at least for a little while. You need to learn the ropes before you can be accepted here. Don't worry, it's a common mistake. Now then, my dear, I only have one more piece of advice to give you.



You need to die, mother-Froster.



Love always and forever,



Hollis

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/06/2005 11:08 PM

Your tattoo looks like cancer.

Trixxie 65,026 15
01/07/2005 09:19 AM

Moxxie, you comedy is obviously too refined and sophisticated for these cretins. You will fit in better Here