WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/07/2005 12:27 PM

I don't like pairs.



I prefer the banana.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/07/2005 12:32 PM

I'll be the drunk older girl whose boyfriend gets drunk, makes a fool of himself, and passes out on New Year's Eve.



You be the drunk barely-21 year old college boy with the big dick.





Oops. I may have said too much.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/07/2005 12:33 PM

You be Ford and I'll be Candie.







Guh. I think I just made myself sick.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/07/2005 12:35 PM

I went on a blind date once at a go-cart track (her choice). Before putting on our helmuts, we had to use these plastic shower cap thingys. She commented on how ridiculous she must have looked, when i offered that we could use them later.

I would play the sad and lonely food processing line worker, and she could be the stern shift manager.



She did not laugh.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/07/2005 12:35 PM

You be Princess Leia and I'll be that floating hypodermic needle probe robot thingy.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/07/2005 12:39 PM

You be the psycho girl from 'Audition'



I'll be what was in the bag.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/07/2005 12:41 PM

You be Tony Orlando



I'll be Dawn

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/07/2005 12:41 PM

You be a daycare center and I'll be a Ryder truck filled with Amonium Nitrate and gasoline.

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/07/2005 12:45 PM

I'll be Corky from "Life Goes On", and you be a tree stump that looks suspiciously like a tree stump.

newwave 45,912 10
01/07/2005 12:46 PM

You be Turkey, I'll be Miracles.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/07/2005 12:47 PM

I'll be the Christian Right. You be the rest of the US.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
01/07/2005 12:49 PM

You be Turkey, I'll be barfing.

Chicharone Felipe 161,353 14
01/07/2005 12:50 PM

From: Sharkboy

Sent: Friday, January 07, 2005

To: Deadrobot

Subject: RE: Hey



Can we have mad sex tonight?



xo



M



>>>



From: DeadRobot

Sent: January 7, 2005

To: Sharkboy

Subject: RE: Hey



Um, I'm a dude.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/07/2005 12:52 PM

mad sex



fine, I hate you and your balls smell funny.

Now quick let's do it.

Dr Apple 450 8
01/07/2005 12:54 PM

Um, I'm a dude.



So?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/07/2005 01:01 PM

I'll be the wealthy, aging pop star with his own zoo.



You be the 11 year old boy with cancer.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/07/2005 01:02 PM

You be the overweight intern with self-esteem issues.



I'll be the cigar.

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/07/2005 01:02 PM

You be the SS guard,



I'll be the Jew.

Chicharone Felipe 161,353 14
01/07/2005 01:10 PM

I'll be the tomato

You be the tomato.

On second thought, let's call the whole thing off.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/07/2005 01:13 PM

I'll be the young virgin college girl who wants to learn more about sex and you be the crazy internet stalker!

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/07/2005 01:14 PM

Virgin college girl?

















brain melts down

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/07/2005 01:17 PM

I'll be Mr. President,



You be the entire world.

silly drunken monkey 615 9
01/07/2005 01:24 PM

I'll be... infectious.



You'll be... regretting it for the rest of your life.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/07/2005 01:31 PM

I'll be Nutbutter. You be a week-old cantalope with a hole cut in it, microwaved and filled with marshmallow fluff and strawberry jam.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/07/2005 01:34 PM

So. aroungry.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/07/2005 01:36 PM

I'll be me.



You be me as well.



'Cuz I'm HOT!

No Jive 2005 Lila 78,555 13
01/07/2005 01:40 PM

I'll be Therlin.

You be his boyfriend's butthole.

The Bitchy Panda 181,783 70
01/07/2005 01:55 PM

You be me.

I'll be you.

See how well you like that hand on the back of your head.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/07/2005 01:55 PM

My girl and I never have "mad" sex. It's more like "just dissapointed" sex.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/07/2005 02:00 PM

You be Africa.



I'll be AIDS.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/07/2005 02:03 PM

You be Ashlee Simpson



I'll be the boo-ing Orange Bowl crowd

Bankey 70,843 10
01/07/2005 02:08 PM

You be J-Lo



I'll be Ben Affleck's career

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/07/2005 02:44 PM

You be the Yankees, I'll be THE mother-FrostING BOSTON RED SOX!

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/07/2005 02:45 PM

You be John



I'll be Jeff

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/07/2005 02:46 PM

You be the Yankees, I'll be THE mother-FrostING BOSTON RED SOX!



Ahh. . .thanks . . .made my day a little better. *click*

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/07/2005 03:13 PM

I'm:

into hiking, SciFi, horseback riding, photography (still and video), computers, internet, My favorite saying - "If it feels good do it, if feels real good do it a lot".



You are:

As comfortable in sweats as you are in a ball gown. Equally at home at the opera as you are kicking it with Snoop Dogg. Someone who knows how to cuddle on the couch and watch a good movie. Must be willing to try anything. Must have no drug/latex allergies. Teeth optional.

Trixxie 65,026 15
01/07/2005 03:42 PM

I'm C block



You're Micheal Jackson on his first day in prison

Phuc 237,919 21
01/07/2005 05:15 PM

You be Ford and I'll be Candie.



I just crapped in my mouth.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/07/2005 05:16 PM

I'll be Daggy.



You be lifesize Spongebob with four functional orifices.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/07/2005 05:17 PM

Shakespeare. Is it Daggy with the Spongebob fetish? All you roundeyes look alike to me.

Kittuns Roasting on an Open Fire 44,835 9
01/07/2005 05:36 PM

I'll be Trae.



You be the Greater Atlanta area.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
01/07/2005 05:38 PM

I'll be a faithful GABber.



You be GAB.



Go down, bitch.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/07/2005 05:39 PM

By the way, "aroungy" is my new favorite word.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/07/2005 05:40 PM

I mean "aroungry."

Phuc 237,919 21
01/07/2005 05:40 PM

I'll be the swearbot.



You be the Frost-ing dipShakespeareted Carrollwad Coleridgeknocker who is offended by cussing.



refresh.



repeat.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/07/2005 05:41 PM

You be Marianne Faithful.



I'll be a Mars Bar.

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/07/2005 05:43 PM

You be the twinkie



I'll be Chance

Kittuns Roasting on an Open Fire 44,835 9
01/07/2005 05:44 PM

Hey baby, you wanna, eat my twinkie?



I'll be a pair of pants.



You be Oliver.

Lamburger 33,017 9
01/07/2005 05:47 PM

I'll be a pair of pants.



You be Oliver.



Are you sure you really want that? You'd be dropped and discarded several times a day.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/07/2005 05:48 PM

I'll be Mark Geragos.



You be an accused murder's chance of not becoming the bitch of a 300 lb. biker named "Geech."





Sorry. I hate defense lawyers.

No Jive 2005 Lila 78,555 13
01/07/2005 05:49 PM

You're: John Kerry's tanking career.



I'm: not surprised.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/07/2005 06:44 PM

You be Alec Trebek



and I will be Ken Jennings



...and get my answers wrong!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/07/2005 06:45 PM

I will be the Subway restaurant owner



And you be Jared.



I'll make you eat fresh!

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/07/2005 07:53 PM

You be not suprised, I'll be Michael Moore's bank account.

Toastfucker 74 9
01/07/2005 08:47 PM

you be the girl scout walking home... I'll be the pervert in the van.. with curtains in the windows and carpet on the walls

Toastfucker 74 9
01/07/2005 08:48 PM

oh.. where are my morals. I meant brownie

Fluro 14,139 11
01/07/2005 10:14 PM

You be an asian village...





And I'll be a tsunami.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/07/2005 11:05 PM

I'll be reality.



You be a n00b.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,026 15
01/07/2005 11:28 PM

You be Ford and I'll be Candie.



I just crapped in my mouth. Be Nice

silly drunken monkey 615 9
01/07/2005 11:57 PM

I'll be.... a pitiful n00b



you'll be.... mocking my lame jokes for months to come...

Livewire 78,229 13
01/08/2005 06:59 AM

You can be the South Tower, and I'll be Flight 175.









Chi, Chris, is there room at that table for one more?

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/08/2005 07:06 AM

I'll be Lloyd.



You'll be Ivan.

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/08/2005 09:09 AM

I'll be BobJohnson and you'll be the moose.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/08/2005 10:03 AM

You be the naughty Eloi.



I'll be the dirty Morlock.



Come dig with me and be my love

And we will hidden tunnels share...

Daggy 86,705 14
01/08/2005 10:22 AM

You be Mr. Krabs.

I'll be money.

Napkin Lives In TECHNICOLOR 30,762 12
01/08/2005 05:20 PM

I'll be me.

You'll be having your period.





I hate being a napkin.

Sarin 699 11
01/09/2005 06:37 AM

I'll be the meat.

You will be the buns.

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/12/2005 01:48 AM

I'll be hung like Shetland pony.







You be grateful.

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/12/2005 06:37 AM

You be Bonky.



I'll be a blender.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/12/2005 07:18 AM

I'll be the square peg.



You be the round hole.

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/12/2005 07:28 AM

I'll be Daggy.

You be the wine bottle I'm currently sucking on.

TheSnortingUrethra 97 9
01/12/2005 10:26 AM

You be an obese truck drivin' mama with never trimmed pubic hair, rampant and rabid crabs, and a mysterious yellow/brownish naughty-spot discharge.



I'll be a Russian chess player with a weed whacker, tarter sauce, and ineffective taste buds.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/12/2005 10:31 AM

I'll be Steve Jobs.



You be the zombified public who'll buy anything that looks like it belongs in a upscale Swedish hotel bathroom.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/12/2005 10:33 AM

would never happen without the Vodka!

TheSnortingUrethra 97 9
01/12/2005 10:34 AM

Phuc amuses me...soooooo,



You be Phuc.



I'll be a lonely farmer with a cattle breeding rubber sleeve on one hand standing next to a butter churn, slapping my soldier through my cow juice stained overalls!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
11/22/2007 03:16 PM

Vanity Search fun resurrection!

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
11/22/2007 05:42 PM

Me: Honey, let's do that one where I'm the college professor and you're the lazy student who wants a better grade.

Her: I have a better idea. I'll be the woman who had a baby last month and you be the husband who won't be getting near a vagina at least until after New Years.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
11/22/2007 05:46 PM

Yeah, this game sucks.

Janedolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 173,958 15
11/22/2007 06:54 PM

Uuuuh, I'm rubber, you're glue.


Am I doing this right?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/22/2007 07:58 PM

You be the Indian, and I'll bee the peace pipe.

Chi Chi: Bask in my Gentle Decency 161,353 14
11/22/2007 08:35 PM

I'll be the honey, you be the smacks.

Pram's Special Dressing 80,722 42
11/22/2007 11:12 PM

IB6, UB9!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/23/2007 06:26 AM

"I'm... You're..."

I'm Present Progressive. You'll be Future Simple.

Bonky 75,733 15
11/23/2007 04:00 PM

I'll be Bonky.
Frost you, Chickens.

Just Chance 171,275 14
11/23/2007 04:44 PM

I'm Chance. You're not.

Mr. Farttastic 77,546 17
11/23/2007 05:14 PM

I'll be the indian, you'll be the cupboard.

Mr. Farttastic 77,546 17
11/23/2007 05:15 PM

or

I'll be the Indian, you'll be the case of Milwaukee's Best.

KChikita - Locked and loaded! 128,175 98
11/23/2007 06:56 PM

I'll be the bored Gabber at work on Black Friday.

You be the GODDAMN OLD THREADS THAT KEEP GETTING BUMPED!

Bonky 75,733 15
11/23/2007 07:32 PM

I am an angry cat. You are the litter box!

The British Guy 398 5
11/23/2007 07:46 PM

I'll be me,
You shall be my right hand.


High Five!!1!11!11!

franksworth k. piclemyer 17 5
11/24/2007 06:26 AM

I'll be Katrina

He'll be Bush

You be New Orleans

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
11/24/2007 08:54 AM

I am an angry cat. You are the litter box!



Badabadabada CATBOX!

Bonky 75,733 15
11/24/2007 03:26 PM

I am the pencap, you are the ear!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
11/24/2007 03:28 PM

Ohhhh, yeah, baby.

Rodney Dangerchix 286,527 61
11/24/2007 04:31 PM

I'll be a buck.

You be a doe in heat shaking her little tail in the woods and...


*BLAMM* (gets shot, game over)

Bonky 75,733 15
11/25/2007 02:56 PM

<action>shakes head slowly.</action>

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Pubah 56,805 18
11/25/2007 04:22 PM

<action>slowly and sensually rubs his head up and down Bonky's torso</action>

I'll be a rutting Buck

You'll be a tree...

HUGE Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
11/25/2007 05:46 PM

I am, the 100th post

Your'e not...