The program Baby 1.0 has encountered a problem.

|Retry| |Abort|

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/09/2005 04:42 PM

Windows has crashed, please contact Microsoft supp-hahahaha! Loser.



|OK| |Cancel|

JustPlainDave 3,588 9
01/09/2005 04:42 PM

Your webcam has determined that you are microsoft....please return pants to ON position.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/09/2005 04:43 PM

Field Goal 2.1 has failed.



Reboot?



[Y] [N]

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/09/2005 04:55 PM

You have reached an area of this application that we were unable to fully test due to our deadline for marketing this product. Please alert us to any bugs you experience so we might remedy them with a patch, free update, or at the very least you will see a fix if you purchase the next revision of this very same product.



Thanks for using Microsoft, (we're in this together)

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
01/09/2005 05:49 PM

Your 2005 New Year's Resolution is 1280x1024.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
01/09/2005 06:04 PM

Do you like me?



[Yes] [No]

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
01/09/2005 06:06 PM

You can't see it, Spicey, but there is a marker on my monitor where I checked [yes]

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/09/2005 06:06 PM

Download exceeds moral tolerance.



[Lather] [Rinse] [Repeat]

Dr Apple 450 8
01/09/2005 06:14 PM

WARNING: You don't understand what you're doing. It appears that you are pretending to have expert knowledge of this product, in order to impress your co-workers or a member of the opposite sex. However, you clearly know nothing about this application and you are obviously hoping to just click the right button and make the problem go away. Failure to admit you don't actually know what you're doing may result in permanent, fatal error.



Proceed?



[OK] [Cancel]

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
01/09/2005 06:18 PM

Das machine ist nicht fur der fingerpoken und mitzengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, mit spritzensparken und flitzenflamen. Ist nicht fur der wanstaseein und rubbernecken kinder. Keep das hands in der pockets.

Sarin 699 11
01/09/2005 06:27 PM

German in english sentance structure.... Nice.

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 10
01/09/2005 06:38 PM

Spicey, that's the hardest I've ever laughed on GAB. I don't know why.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
01/09/2005 06:48 PM

Perhaps you liken der fingerpoken.

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/09/2005 06:55 PM

You are a filthy pervert.





[Goatse][Tubgirl]

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/10/2005 12:25 AM

You are an old filthy pervert.





[Moms Mabley] [Bea Arthur]

Sylvester 4,465 9
01/10/2005 01:30 AM

WARNING: Downloading of Celine Dion sound clips will cause your computer to sink faster than the Titanic. Continue?



[Yes] [NO]

DirtyHermit 858 9
01/10/2005 01:55 AM

iexplorer.exe has committed an ilegal action and will be shutdown. In the meantime call the police.

Rаt in a hat 2,085 9
01/10/2005 04:15 AM

................................... NORTON ANTI GOATSE ALERT ....................... ...........................

The link which you have just clicked on contains a renamed image of the goatse man, and may not be suitable for audiences under the age of 18. By clicking continue, you acknowledge that you are over the age of 18, and that it is legal for to view this material in your state/province

............. ................................................ ................................................ ................................................ .........







[Continue] [Continue]

DirtyHermit 858 9
01/10/2005 04:17 AM

Fatal Exception: 6C4A4

People won't remember your speech Master Gates, but they will remember this General Protection Fault during it.

DirtyHermit 858 9
01/10/2005 05:14 AM

One for Mac users:

"You aren't supposed to want to do that."





One I've seen that's for Linux users:

"No partitions active.

Operating System not found."

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:49 AM

Harold Shipman 1.0 has performed an illegal operation.



[OK]

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/10/2005 09:06 AM

CAUTION!

The media website you are about to open has high concentration of Right Winged commentary, religious references to a mystical dead guy and outmoded thought concepts. Do you want Firefox to manage your beliefs and morality?



[Yes] [Ask Everytime] [Not for this site]

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 10:27 AM

Warning! Your boss is looking over your shoulder.



[Click here to automatically close goatse and redirect to Yahoo! Finance]

Dr Apple 450 8
01/10/2005 05:13 PM

Warning! People online may not be who they appear to be. In fact, "ryan_14_m_NY_hott" who says he looks just like Aaron Carter is actually a 59 year old obese man who will most probably abduct you if you proceed with arranging to meet up with him!

Continue?



[Yes] [No]

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/10/2005 06:13 PM

WARNING!



Any attempt to recover the first 150 pages of your novel will result in severe and crippling lock-up of system resources. Microsoft will also send henchmen to your house to erase the back-up you made the night before last and have forgotten about. They will also give you an atomic wedgie. So there. Hey- don't touch that button, it won't work either. We're watching you, don't make us angry.



[Yes][No][I'm Feeling Lucky]

Underwhere? 101,393 77
01/10/2005 09:18 PM

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...



[Oh][Um][Hmmmm][Yeahhh]

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/10/2005 10:06 PM

Windows has fallen, and it can't get up !

Wonder Bread (now past its expiration date) 3,319 10
01/10/2005 10:46 PM

Warning: Your current GAB post is terribly Shakespearety, would you like to continue?



[Yes, I love when people tell me to kill myself]

[No, I think I can manage suicide without any suggestions]

Ramyain Dapooper 41 8
01/11/2005 12:12 AM

Warning! are you sure you understand the function of the "F12"key?





{yes}{no}





WARNING!



bullShakespeare



{crash} {dont not crash}

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/11/2005 06:13 AM

WARNING! You are about to access a photo of Larknot in fishnets. Masturbating in the immediate vicinity of your keyboard may invalidate it's warranty.



[PROCEED?]

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2005 06:19 AM

She has the Poe, so she makes the rules.



[Thank you Mistress, may I have another?]

[Cute t-shirt, too bad you're handcuffed.]

[Activate DesktopMookie for assistance]

larkknot 3,359 10
01/11/2005 07:04 AM

Are you sure you want to reveal that said fishnets are held up by a garter belt?

|Yes||Too Late|

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
01/11/2005 02:10 PM

"The 'video game' you're playing is running off a missile control server. For the sake of humanity, don't lose."

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/11/2005 02:20 PM

In order to insure you are not writing an idiotic and annoying email or Post, please type Alphabet backwards, with no errant punctuation or doubled letters.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/11/2005 02:21 PM

You know, for when I've you've been drinking

Sylvester 4,465 9
01/17/2005 04:17 AM

Congratulations, you are a complete and utter MORON. We are sorry to announce that you are overqualified for a career with Microsoft.

Megatron Beer Drinker Extraordinaire 3,360 9
01/17/2005 04:54 AM

WARNING: The game you have just installed sucks ass. Sorry you paid 50 bucks for the Shakespearetiest game but hey we can at least show you the ending so you don't have to sit through 30 hours of horrific gameplay



|YES| |NO I'm not a cheater| |NO Really|

greyskies 25 8
01/17/2005 08:28 AM

ERROR:



You have turned on your Mac...

Now shutting down.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/17/2005 08:35 AM

Take THAT Mr Steve Jobs!!





Oooo Snap!

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/17/2005 12:09 PM

*The program (John-John.exe) has crashed*



[Go to hell]

The n00b formaly known as Megatron 3,360 9
01/17/2005 12:17 PM

You have posted something unfunny and stupid on ZUG your computer will reboot and ban you from ever posting again Ever!!!! Click OK to continue



|OK|



Unfurtunatly I would get that a lot!

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/17/2005 12:24 PM

yes

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/17/2005 12:35 PM

I once got an error message from an Apple Laserwriter printer that said something like:



PS Error 129450: Out of paper

Conor of the E 69 8
01/17/2005 07:01 PM

The XBOX has experienced a difficulty. Sorry about that. Due to it being New Years Day, the only logical explanation is that god hates you, and wants your year to be miserable.



Press A to continue.



There is an actual error I received that said "Sorry about that"

HighSoci 30,093 18
01/17/2005 09:10 PM

Thank you for installing the best available software for blocking SPAM and SPYWARE. Please take the time to read the user agreement while we install copious amounts of spyware and adware onto your system to make it look as if our software is really working. Do you accept the agreement so we can install istbar, internet optimizer, and ncase onto your system?





[yes, because I never read the Frost-ing agreements anyway]

[no, but it is too late and they are already installed]

Sarin - Seeking single white female 699 11
01/17/2005 09:44 PM

You turn your computer on and it greets you.



"Did you wash?"

Yes or No



"Did you brush your teeth?"

Yes or No



"Did you wash your crotch after you did that dirty whore last night from the gay bar?"

Yes or No



If you click no to the last one, your computer has a fist come out of the monitor and punches you in the face.

HighSoci 30,093 18
01/17/2005 09:47 PM

Seeking single white female





I heard Trixxie is a beautiful single lady.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/17/2005 09:56 PM

WARNING: This game may cause delusions of grandure, sleep deprivation, and loss of bladder function.



[That's what you say.][Bring it on, biatch!][Whose yo daddy?]

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/17/2005 09:56 PM

Windows has Frosted up again.

Please restart your computer ,

lose all current data , bend over

and enable MS corp ram you up the

khyber with Bills dildo.

josh81 9 8
01/17/2005 10:22 PM

You computer has suffered a critical error, but don't fret, here is an cartoon doctor to put you at ease as your hard drive goes up in flames

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/17/2005 11:02 PM

This thread has had every potential b it of funny wrung out of it already. Do you want to quit this thread now?



[Yes - take me back to the main page] [No - let me see what the dumbass n00bs have to say]

Mr. Bushie 458 9
01/19/2005 12:19 PM

http://www.fedorpheux.com/gallery/albums/postal2/splash.gif