Livewire 78,229 13
01/10/2005 03:38 AM

You're going to give us all RSI. You realize that don't you?

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/10/2005 03:44 AM

Somebody wake me up when we get to 47, hmmkay?

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 03:51 AM

Were you going to have RSI from clicking motions or rubbing motions?



**Posts from me after the first not counted towards the total

Livewire 78,229 13
01/10/2005 04:01 AM

It helps to have your speakers turned way up when you click here.

Rаt in a hat 2,085 9
01/10/2005 04:04 AM

You're a guy aren't you?











SUYT

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/10/2005 04:08 AM

Can we get a gender check on check stand 12 please?





Show us your box so we know you are a female and want to see your boobs , fair?

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 04:09 AM

My picture is in the photo album now...

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/10/2005 04:39 AM

Hello Larkknot... come to Piemaster.

Rаt in a hat 2,085 9
01/10/2005 04:41 AM

That image neither proves nor disproves my theory.

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 04:53 AM

Piemaster... having already seen your... equipment... you might want to check your e-mail if there's one listed in your profile. Foye, you hear this?

Sarin 699 11
01/10/2005 06:05 AM

You can send pictures on email?

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/10/2005 07:07 AM

13

Nachos with a 5ft Claymore 57,521 23
01/10/2005 07:09 AM

<action>rouses himself from post-holiday lethargy</action>I'm not feeling particularly sociable today (although not quite in a clock tower sort of way), so just take this post as though I'd made 20 or 30 posts containing various witticisms.



And if you can do that, assume they were all at Bob Johnson's level of awesomeness and click me approriately...

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/10/2005 07:10 AM

No way!

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/10/2005 07:13 AM

Something. First day of school after break. I'm slow.

Nachos with a 5ft Claymore 57,521 23
01/10/2005 07:15 AM

<action>releases a herd of pre-menstrual women and proceeds to point out that Snork seems to be chocolatey today</action>

Trae 156,790 17
01/10/2005 07:23 AM

Man, almost 4 hours and still a considerable ways away from 50.



I would say that based on the size of your arms and legs, most are anticipating mosquito bites.



C'mon guys, you are disappointing me.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:27 AM

Here

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:28 AM

is

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:28 AM

my

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:29 AM

contribution

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:29 AM

towards

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:29 AM

reaching

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:30 AM

50

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:30 AM

posts

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:31 AM

in

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:31 AM

this

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:31 AM

thread

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:32 AM

so

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:32 AM

you

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:33 AM

will

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:33 AM

show

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/10/2005 07:34 AM

<action> is blinded by the abundance of red </action>

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/10/2005 07:35 AM

HALFTIME SHOW!!!!



Dah dun dah dun dun, dah dun dah dun!

Dah dun dah dun dun, day dun dah dun!

Dah dah dun dun dun dun dun,

Dah da da dun dun,

Go Fighting MUFFTAURS!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/10/2005 07:37 AM

And the score at halftime is Mufftaur 28, Snork 3.



Boy that Snork is getting pounded, isn't he Jim?



You're right Bob. He should just give up and join the ballerina squad.



And now for the second half...

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/10/2005 07:38 AM

Wait. A. Second.





I HATE BOOBS.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:40 AM

us

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:40 AM

your

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/10/2005 07:40 AM

It's 15 to 3!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:40 AM

tits

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 07:41 AM

Ok...I'm done.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/10/2005 07:43 AM

I didn't count. You need some of my prozac.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:46 AM

This is the most work I've ever done to see a pair of tits in my entire life.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:52 AM

But still...

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:52 AM

It beats doing

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:53 AM

My actual job.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/10/2005 07:53 AM

Hey! Give those back!

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:53 AM

And with that...

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 07:54 AM

There's your 50. It's tit time.

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
01/10/2005 07:55 AM

They're mine! ALL MINE!

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 08:28 AM

good job everyone* you made it to 50 in about 5 hours!



*Chris Garrett



Here's your prize!



No Trae, they're as big as yours, but at least they're perky and will stay that way! Until I have kids.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/10/2005 08:31 AM

This is the most work I've ever done to see a pair of tits in my entire life.





Agreed, but just think........ it's not family or nothing.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 08:32 AM

VERY nice...



I like picture #2 better.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/10/2005 08:34 AM

Oh, my.



I just logged on and now I have to go away for 20 minutes.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 08:34 AM

No Trae, they're as big as yours, but at least they're perky



Are you saying that Trae's aren't perky?



HEY EVERYONE!! TRAE HAS FRIED-EGG TITS!

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/10/2005 08:37 AM

Tres Bien,





Well worth the posts.....Thanks to Mr. Garrett too.

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 08:38 AM

I never said Trae's weren't perky. I said mine were. No offense meant.

::grovels to the queen of gab::







::stops, looks up, and redirects groveling from Trixxie to Trae, the female ruler of gab::

Trae 156,790 17
01/10/2005 09:28 AM

Hey, mine may not be as perky as yours Lark, but I have to take pride in the fact that my nips still point North.

Trae 156,790 17
01/10/2005 09:32 AM

<action> looks at picture



Mine are so much bigger then those.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/10/2005 09:34 AM

Mine are so much bigger then those.



Yeah, but... but...



Ahhh forget it.

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 09:36 AM

Hey, I grovelled where groveling was due!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/10/2005 10:05 AM

I don't care about the boobage, but this thread needed some pig.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 10:24 AM

Goddamn! What will you give us if we make it to a 100?

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/10/2005 10:29 AM

Karen Carpenter anyone?

Trae 156,790 17
01/10/2005 10:30 AM

<action> eats entire pizza





Hmmmm?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/10/2005 10:36 AM

I was thinking Marilyn Manson....in a hotter way.

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 11:03 AM

Trae!! You had pizza and didn't share! Bad Trae, bad! I love food... my body just doesn't turn it into fat.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 11:14 AM

BURN!

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 10
01/10/2005 11:18 AM

I love food... my body just doesn't turn it into fat.



I hate you.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
01/10/2005 11:29 AM

Of course it doesnt turn into fat if you purge.

turtle10 42,578 26
01/10/2005 11:33 AM

Hey, mine may not be as perky as yours Lark, but I have to take pride in the fact that my nips still point North



When I lay on my back.



























Sorry Trae!

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 11:34 AM

Hey, mine may not be as perky as yours Lark, but I have to take pride in the fact that my nips still point North.



Holy Shakespeare, who needs a compass?

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/10/2005 11:50 AM

When I saw the title I was certain this was a left over election thread.

Trae 156,790 17
01/10/2005 11:59 AM

Ahhh Turtle, Turtle, Turtle..... you forget that I have a picture of your peener.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/10/2005 12:02 PM

Larknot,



pay no attention to those Philistines.

I thoroughly enjoyed your photos. They looked very professional.

Do you model?

</seriously>

Crackalacka!! 68,758 11
01/10/2005 12:08 PM

She showed her boobs on Gab and didn't even get a full pee tube. That says something. Trae is still the dominatrixqueen of Zug.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
01/10/2005 12:08 PM

NKB! Nice try buddy, we can see through you.



Lark- Watch this guy......half the gabber women have restraining orders on him. He likes to steal dirty panties and sniff them.

Daisypie 49,378 9
01/10/2005 12:15 PM

Very well worth the wait, thank you for sharing larkknot!



...also, I love the caption on your shirt in the photo album picture!

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
01/10/2005 12:17 PM

Just for a little history, he used to be known as the Panty Bandit. Of course that was so obvious what he was after. Years later he changed his name to the No Key Bandit because he gets into your home without a key. I know it sounds so simple. As he dropped the Panty Bandit name.....everyone forgot about him. He resurfaced on gab thinking he could make a fresh start by wooing gabber women and stealing their unfresh panties.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/10/2005 12:27 PM

Very well worth the wait, thank you for sharing larkknot!



...also, I love the caption on your shirt in the photo album picture!



Jesus on a stick! That's hotter than either of the boob pics...'Lick my legs, I'm on fire!'

turtle10 42,578 26
01/10/2005 12:35 PM

Ahhh Turtle, Turtle, Turtle..... you forget that I have a picture of your peener.



I kiiidd I kiiiiid. I joke, because i love.



You are in my top 5 of Gabbers

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/10/2005 02:21 PM

Well worth the wait indeed... nice.

newwave 45,912 10
01/10/2005 02:35 PM

I'd do her.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/10/2005 02:36 PM

"Lark- Watch this guy......half the gabber women have restraining orders on him. He likes to steal dirty panties and sniff them."



LIAR!









83% of GABber women have restraining orders against me.

Livewire 78,229 13
01/10/2005 03:04 PM

<action>complains in a deadpan voice like the Bayer Aspirin ad.</action>My wrists are on fire.

newwave 45,912 10
01/10/2005 03:54 PM

Oh, Jennifer, do you have any idea how I love your boobs?

newwave 45,912 10
01/10/2005 03:54 PM

Let us count the ways... (fap) 1, (fap) 2, (fap) 3...

DOZER 5 8
01/10/2005 04:04 PM

just the boob's, ma'am, just the boob's

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 04:47 PM

I checked my email and I didn't see anything, why must you toy with my penis heart in that way!





TEASE

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 04:52 PM

Yes, I know there is a link here but it is blocked on my computer!





I'm going to cry now!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 05:16 PM

Look larknut, if you send me a picture with your titties I will send you some pictures with my dickie!

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/10/2005 05:24 PM

Trae!! You had pizza and didn't share! Bad Trae, bad! I love food... my body just doesn't turn it into fat.



Is it wrong to maha someone just because you suddenly hate them?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/10/2005 07:07 PM

You liar. You showed them at 48, because you said your posts didn't count.



Hrrrmrmmph.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 07:14 PM

you might want to check your e-mail if there's one listed in your profile. Foye, you hear this?





HELLO LARKKNOT! A little help here!





























I give up! Some women just aren't interested in Coleridge I guess!

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
01/10/2005 07:50 PM

Dawwwwwwww, look at da cute widdle boobies!

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/10/2005 07:54 PM

Vlad has seen boobs come, and seen boobs go. Those are a very pleasing pair larkknot. But Vlad has decided it isn't enough anymore. Vlad's already seen a few of the female gabbers here fully nude, and has one thing to say:





SUYV!





Larkknot, feel free to email Vlad with any full-frontal shots at vladbites@hotmail.com. Us goth types gotta stick together.

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 10
01/10/2005 07:57 PM

You mean there are girls who show there no-no bits on the internet? Whores!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 07:59 PM

GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO SEE THE TITTIES!

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 10
01/10/2005 08:03 PM

Okay Foye, explain your problem to me. You can't see the Gab tits page? If not, I'll send you the pics even though I'm sure you've seen them all.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 08:08 PM

No, I can't see this Larkknot chicks tits because page is blocked the tits page is just saying it doesn't exist but I'm sure I've already seen all those!



Very frusterating considering she implied that she sent me an email which she didn't!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 08:09 PM

I'm going to go smoke before I burst a vessel! Yes, that one!

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/10/2005 08:12 PM

Where were all these boobies when I was 19 and could, um, you know, do that thing to myself more than twice a day?

larkknot 3,359 10
01/10/2005 08:13 PM

Foye, check your e-mail! I expect to receive compensation promptly!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/10/2005 08:13 PM

JESUS H. CHRIST WOMAN! Eat a goddamn twinkie every now and then!



That's it. I'm callin Sally Struthers. We need to get this chick some food.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/10/2005 08:17 PM

Good idea. She looks like a light tasty creampuff for the Sallynater to devour.







Is that Ralph's wife?

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 08:18 PM

Comensation will be sent after review! Thank you!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/10/2005 08:25 PM

JESUS H. CHRIST WOMAN! Eat a goddamn twinkie every now and then!



You know Ollie, I was thinking the same thing. She's the one who should eat a pizza.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 08:27 PM

Review may or may not mean masturbation!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/10/2005 08:28 PM

Review may or may not means masturbation!

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
01/10/2005 08:34 PM

I'd rather vote for Boobs than reelect Bush and Dick.

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
01/10/2005 08:42 PM

Boobs, schmoobs, where's the penis page?!?!?

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 08:49 PM

I believe I'm correct in saying my penis should be all you need Swizz!

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/10/2005 08:53 PM

Sheesh. All you people with weight and boob size fixations. I like 'em all, from Larknot to Punkin. Put a pretty face a couple of feet above a vagina and I'm sold.



Fussbudgets.



















and fags.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 09:00 PM

Hey, I agree with you Whistler, are you my brother we seem to agree on a lot!

ringworm 68,315 13
01/10/2005 09:02 PM

do you like to stick your arm up other men's bums?

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/10/2005 09:06 PM

No, but I'm a quick learner!

Sarin 699 11
01/11/2005 01:35 AM

I <3 larks boobies!

larkknot 3,359 10
01/11/2005 03:40 AM

Thank you all - in response to random comments:

I have started scheduling modeling shoots, but all the pictures shown here were taken by me.

Vlad, I need to see some of you before I show you anymore - you don't even have a picture in the album.

And, sorry ladies, but I <3 Coleridge!

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2005 03:42 AM

He's in there.. You're just too new to know that Vlad starts with an "M".

larkknot 3,359 10
01/11/2005 04:14 AM

I've been lurking for a LONG time, but apparently not quite that long... so which of the 6-7 M men who no longer actively post under the username in the photoalbum is he?

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
01/11/2005 04:32 AM

<action>whispers to larkknot</action>

Maharishi... but you didn't hear it from me.



I don't know why, just because.



Isn't being secretive fun?

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2005 05:16 AM

If only there were something named after Maharishi.. something that we use every day, so that we could remember him.



Oh well.

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
01/11/2005 05:28 AM

Yeah..



I just didn't want to be the one to bring it up.



Bit of a touchy subject, I think...

NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
01/11/2005 05:29 AM

Cuz you know how us Satanists just hate to piss people off.

larkknot 3,359 10
01/11/2005 07:10 AM

Oh I know the tale of Maharishi and the nega-clickies being named after him - I've been lurking through several groups of n00bs getting it explained to them. I just didn't know that Maha had turned over a new schtick - I think going from sucking pee to blood is an improvement!

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/11/2005 09:52 AM

What's stopping Vlad from doing both at the same time?



Hold on, that seems incriminating.



Sometimes Vlad isn't very bright.





But Vlad will still like to see you fully nude!





Please?

Chicharone Felipe 161,353 14
01/11/2005 11:20 AM

I think Suicide Girls is hiring.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/11/2005 11:32 AM

I'm not sure she's Suicide Girls material.



We'd need to see an example of her bad emo poetry first.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
01/11/2005 12:13 PM

Many of the Suicide girls are extremely hot, and she's certainly hot enough to be one of 'em.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/11/2005 04:02 PM

Vlad sees it now. A movie. A movie of epic proportions.



Goth Girls are Easy! It'll star some tall geeky Jewish looking guy as the male lead, and a tall skinny hot goth chick as the femme fatale. It will make millions!

Futuristic Filly 39,193 20
01/11/2005 05:49 PM

<action>looks down shirt</action>I dunno, I kinda like mine better. They're perkier.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/11/2005 05:57 PM

Perkier than Larknot's? I don't believe it! I'll have to see the evidence.

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/11/2005 06:01 PM

I'm with Whistler on this one. BullShakespeare I say. Proof must be forthcoming.

Futuristic Filly 39,193 20
01/11/2005 06:02 PM

Ask one of the guys that've already seen them. No more are going out. Sorry, dudes!

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 10
01/11/2005 06:03 PM

Hush, 2" Chicken. (You thought we'd forget?)

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/11/2005 06:10 PM

Madam. What the hell are you babbling about?



Sincerely,



Chicks

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/11/2005 06:21 PM

EXACTLY ROOF!



Quit begging for cooch Chicken-man until you produce a damn penis picture.



I saved a special place for it in the montage

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/11/2005 06:22 PM

They're pretty Frost-ing perky.

Errol 10,584 9
01/11/2005 06:25 PM

Filly has lovely boobs.

Futuristic Filly 39,193 20
01/11/2005 06:28 PM

I feel loved now.

Roofie the Wonder Coon 56,688 10
01/11/2005 06:33 PM

Madam. What the hell are you babbling about?



Wasn't it SHP or Chance who said until we see otherwise, we assume all men of GAB have 2" peeners? I only singled you out because the "20" made me think of 2".

Hapless Chance 171,275 14
01/11/2005 07:02 PM

Whats the big deal.......unless your chicken! Bock Bock!

dinesh 24,862 16
01/11/2005 07:38 PM

i picked a good day to come back to gab! bravo, larkie!

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/11/2005 07:41 PM

Dearest Dinesh,



I love you and I've missed you.



piXXX.



Also, I have yet to view lark's perky boobs. From what I've gathered she's nothing short of a starving Somalian with a C+ cup...the first question that comes to mind is "Are they real?" I'm not judging...hating, maybe. But never judging.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/11/2005 07:43 PM

They are not C+ cups. Pretty sure those are a full A or a small B.



And why aren't you ever on AIM anymore, my dear?

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/11/2005 07:45 PM

Because I thought you didn't love me anymore. It's sent me spiralling into a deep depression...with small breaks from sobbing for diddling, vicodine and wine.



My new SN is ponderingpixxxie. Love me again, Ollie.

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/11/2005 07:45 PM

They are definitely not B's.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/11/2005 07:47 PM

Those are so not B's. They are A's. No offence, but they look like they could poke an eye out.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/11/2005 07:52 PM

A's, B's, P's and Q's. Either way, numnumnumnumnumnum! *sucking noises*

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/11/2005 07:53 PM

<action> is proud of her Cs again.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/11/2005 07:58 PM

Thank you ladies for proof that women are in fact insane. What does it matter that nature has granted you bigger or smaller boobs? What makes you mock them? Larkknots breasts are well formed, pleasing to the eye, of good hue, fairly symmetrical and have no stretch marks. There's a lot to love there. Her body is quality over quantity. If you're so into huge breasts, go hang out with Louie Anderson. Personally, Vlad would be flattered if Larkknot even looked Vlad's direction. Jealousy is a dish worn with moon-boots.

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/11/2005 08:00 PM

Women are jealous bitches and men are inept Emersons. Welcome to life, Vlad.

dinesh 24,862 16
01/11/2005 08:01 PM

pix, you too! what the hell is an SN? we still have business to transact, you and i! heehee

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/11/2005 08:06 PM

Wait wait wait, what's that expression? Oh yeah, "bigger is better," right? I do believe it's usually used in reference to peeners.



You're proving Vlad's point for Vlad. That's something WOMEN say. Women are the ones that gossip and brag in locker rooms. Guys don't talk. They're too afraid someone's going to make eye contact that there's no way they could talk to them. Vlad's in the first draft of a book about women called "Double Standards: a Man's Guide to Bitches."

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
01/11/2005 08:11 PM

Not that my opinion counts, but I happen to like my tits just the way they are. I also think all the breasts I've seen on GAB are beautiful.



Also, I'd rather have a small dick than a big one any day. Especially if it's attatched to a dork.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/11/2005 08:16 PM

Jane, there was a time when a gabber made the mistake of posting her breasts here. They were some of the nappiest boobies seen outside of a third-world country. She endured ridicule, and it wasn't fair, because she was brave enough to show her misshapen boobies to the world. Vlad won't mention her name, because Vlad really liked this particular poster. But not all boobies were created equal.

Cocidius 436 9
01/11/2005 08:16 PM

You like small dicks, attached to dorks?



I think I'm in love!

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/11/2005 08:17 PM

SN = screenname. And now I'm scared since I STILL haven't gotten a webcam. I think it's time for a spanking, dinesh.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/11/2005 08:18 PM

You like small dicks, attached to dorks?



Vlad's having a really horrible Lenny and Squiggy flashback.



Coming down from Vlad's heroin addiction hurt less.

piXXXie 5,871 11
01/11/2005 08:20 PM

I love dorks, I'll readily admit that. But I must disagree with you, Jane. Size DOES matter (to me, anyway). More girth than length, of course.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
01/11/2005 08:21 PM

Well, Vlad, either you like mine or you don't. To each his own. And if you (or anybody else) doesn't like them, then don't look.

395 8
01/11/2005 08:32 PM

well, I havent seen Trae's boobies.



I feel like I'm missing out.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
01/11/2005 08:33 PM

Look in the photo album, dipShakespeare.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/12/2005 02:13 AM

Has this ended in tears yet?



and, if so, can we move on?

larkknot 3,359 10
01/12/2005 02:41 AM

I'm certainly not crying. A lot more people said nice things about me than said mean things.

Errol 10,584 9
01/12/2005 02:59 AM

A wise man once said, "No tears should be shed in the presence of beautiful titties."



I am that man.

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/12/2005 06:27 AM

I will be happy to post my peener pic right after you lot post your cooch shots. Boobies are one thing, and I've posted my man chest. Peeners and cooches are an entirely different matter.

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/12/2005 06:28 AM

And two inches in the chicken coop makes you Coleridge of the walk, fyi.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/12/2005 07:47 AM

throw that Coleridge in the wok.

Hapless Chance 171,275 14
01/12/2005 09:39 AM

I always heard 2 inches in the chicken coop- youre covered in poop.

bentleybutter 11 5
07/08/2007 11:30 AM

Um, you can Vote on boobs at voteboob, which has porn pics, porn movies - like digg for porn

Ahtishe 93 5
07/08/2007 11:52 AM

Oh new Gabber how thou hath broken the 4th taboo of the gab..
Forgive him! for he is young and does not know the crimes he has commited here....
long story short never bring back a dead post..

Straw+ 97,986 37
07/08/2007 03:57 PM

Other than the fact that this particular bump seemed rather pointless, it's not bad to bump old threads if they are good threads. I'd never seen this one and it amused me. Of course, the pictures in question are no longer there, but it was still amusing.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
07/09/2007 01:01 AM

Maybe the boobie pics aren't there anymore, but they're in my heart forever.

Plus, that's what I'm talking about!

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
07/09/2007 01:05 AM

You know, I love Larknot, and not just in the nice, "all men are brothers" way or the "she brought the funny" way, but also (and mostly) in the "roll on the floor in the sweat and the dirt and the astroglide with a degenerate who's old enough to be your father" way.

But for the love of God, she's got to shave that pit.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/09/2007 03:54 AM

She's a dirty Secret-Santa stiffer!

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
07/09/2007 03:56 AM

Say it isn't so!

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/09/2007 03:59 AM

She's stiffer that Trixxie at a doorknob convention.