Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/11/2005 12:12 PM

"Well...with an animal THAT smart..you don't eat him all at once."

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
01/11/2005 12:14 PM

"If a cow with no legs is ground beef....WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS CALLED?"

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/11/2005 12:14 PM

for some projects, you're going to need a lot of glue . . .but for most, just a dab'll do ya.

Toht 252 8
01/11/2005 12:19 PM

"I'll save a fortune on horseshoes"

Fratberry 282,931 53
01/11/2005 12:20 PM

"Pecos Pete always loved running in the Steeplechase. However, after the unfortunate accident, you just kinda had to fling him over the jump. Luckily he could still stick the landing."

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/11/2005 12:20 PM

Mr. Ed the quadriplegic horse, does a lip stand here for the cameras.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/11/2005 12:22 PM

Ok, who's the photoshop fag ?







yea, yea, LMLO ha ha mutherFroster !

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/11/2005 12:24 PM

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!



FORM OF A...



HOVER-HORSE!

Bankey 70,843 10
01/11/2005 12:25 PM

Steven Hawkings gets a horse.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/11/2005 12:26 PM

and Bankey gets an extra 's' with no place to go.

silly drunken monkey 615 9
01/11/2005 12:29 PM

Fed up with all the jokes, God finally came up with an answer to those who said his 'legless horse' prototype would never get off the ground...

Bankey 70,843 10
01/11/2005 12:35 PM

<insert joke about unlucky horse with no horseshoes>



I'm on FIRE today!

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/11/2005 12:44 PM

HORSE FOR SALE: "Ahead by a Nose" Must see to believe. Umbeliveable lines. Incredible balance. One of a kind.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
01/11/2005 12:47 PM

"Somebody call for help! Those chameleons are eating that horse's legs!"

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/11/2005 12:53 PM

Dave really was a one-trick pony that didn't have a leg to stand on.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/11/2005 12:58 PM

Despite his film catalog, Christopher Reeve really had no sense of humor whatsoever.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/11/2005 01:06 PM

Well, you know what they say. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't grow him legs.

Errol 10,584 9
01/11/2005 02:03 PM

How did someone get a picture of my peener?

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2005 02:07 PM

I don't care if the weather is clear as an ARVN checkpoint.. that horse can't do.

PorkPieAndCheese 31 8
01/11/2005 03:13 PM

The lastest German porn-star.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/11/2005 03:22 PM

Seconds after this picture was taken the horse looked down and, realising it had nothing holding it up, fell down.



</Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner cartoons>

turtle10 42,578 26
01/11/2005 03:26 PM

TTJ buys a horse

Komus 125 8
01/11/2005 03:56 PM

"And here we have Blinky, representing Britain's gymnastic team in this years Horse Special Olympics."

Madmatthew 366 9
01/11/2005 04:13 PM

There are certain disadvantages to a diet consisting entirely of asphalt.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/11/2005 04:44 PM

There are certain disadvantages...



Also in having a screen name too close to someone already on the board.

Jane's so good, she'd make a dead man cum 173,958 15
01/11/2005 05:01 PM

Dang it, Turtle. You stole my idea.



I've finally found the perfect pet for my daughter.

Madmatthew 366 9
01/11/2005 05:09 PM

Maddmatt>>>



Dude, grow up. Its not that great a name anyway.

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/11/2005 05:23 PM

But it's my only line...



Aw, your no fun anymore.

Conor of the E 69 8
01/11/2005 05:26 PM

Reeves schmeeves... I was in NAM man!

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/11/2005 05:32 PM

"And here is where we keep the early models George Lucas made of the Hover Bike for Star Wars."

My Disease loves Aussies 36 8
01/11/2005 08:19 PM

But somehow, like everyother horse I have ridden, it still steps on my Frost-ing toes.

SrJoe 64 8
01/11/2005 08:35 PM

Hi Ho Stumpy!

Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/11/2005 08:51 PM

For Sale: Horse. Has well calloused lips and incredibly strong neck.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/12/2005 12:56 AM

"Dude, where's my horse?"





"And now we're at the Amazonia barn, where Wonder Woman first learned how to operate invisible modes of transportation."





"He's gonna tip over!" "Nah, he looks stable."

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/12/2005 12:57 AM

Vlad's pretty sure that 2nd one could have been funny if someone else had written it.









Someone...











...awesome.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
01/12/2005 01:52 AM

The Starfleet upperclassmen trick the new cadets into thinking that this is what hovercrafts looked like in pioneer days.

Kevin DuBrow 33 8
01/12/2005 06:02 PM

Today: Putting someone's car up on blocks while they're not looking.



Yesterday...

jacket potatoes for all 140 8
01/12/2005 10:04 PM

it's sad to say that the textile industry won't be the only one with cutbacks this year.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/12/2005 10:26 PM

"The horse hung in the air, much the way bricks don't."



</DNA>

AKADave 3,588 9
01/12/2005 11:57 PM

This horse will only produce 2/3 the glue of a normal horse....lean times for the craft industry....

Sensei Ern 31 8
01/13/2005 10:50 AM

THis is the perfect horse for the Mexican family too poor to afford a Chevy on blocks.

Mospaw the Indestructible Newbie 86 11
01/13/2005 11:59 AM

Thalidomide and hay don't mix.

samela 26 9
01/14/2005 06:02 AM

LOOK MA!! NO HANDS....or... KNEES...or...ahhh screw it

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/14/2005 08:43 AM

After being replaced on the program "The Jetsons" Astro the horse was just never the same.

Sensei Ern 31 8
01/14/2005 12:29 PM

TO build on their runaway hit, "Animal Olympics", the Animal Planet is following up with, "Animal Special Olympics".

Jopeck 395 8
01/14/2005 04:15 PM

I guess you can't lead a horse to water.

One Mile Wide 83 9
01/14/2005 08:48 PM

Wow...That's the weirdest lookin' dog I've ever seen!

Miracles 22,430 0
01/14/2005 08:52 PM

Ballpark Franks only needed hooves this time. Mmmm, plump when you cook 'em.

I am awesome 13 8
01/15/2005 06:09 AM

I cut off my legs to prove I am a man. DO NOT ASK HOW! I WILL NOT ANSWER YOU!

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/15/2005 10:15 AM

Amish Airlines shows off it's newest model of passenger aircraft.

Sarin: Just a pirate searching for some booty 699 11
01/15/2005 05:32 PM

"trigger, although already dead, proves to us he can still do the best tricks"

OldIron 230 8
01/16/2005 04:02 PM

I can see the wires!



"When I said 'hung like a horse' that wasnt what I had in mind..."

Livewire 78,229 13
01/16/2005 04:16 PM

Jacob Ficarro wins, hands down. That was the only one that actually made me laugh out loud.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:18 PM

You can lead a horse to water, unless he only has two legs. In that case you have to drag him.

josh81 9 8
01/17/2005 03:50 AM

Novice Mafia Boss still learning the ropes.

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/17/2005 05:55 AM

What happens to a horse that has

a night out on the town ?



He comes home leg-less

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
01/17/2005 09:40 AM

"Another victim of trying to stop too late at the 2nd jump"



"I know Ed, it's a sad, sad thing indeed"



"Well it won't live in pain any longer, Tom, because here comes the vet"



*BLAM*

*whinny*

josh81 9 8
01/17/2005 10:05 AM

Farmer Joe opened up his ebay package and realised he'd been scammed.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
01/17/2005 10:09 AM

I had no idea 81 guys named Josh have registered in GAB.

One Mile Wide 83 9
01/18/2005 12:49 AM

Kama Sutra position number 308

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/18/2005 03:46 AM

I had no idea 81 guys named Josh have registered in GAB.



I didn't expect to find 76 "Thorbjorn"s either..

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/18/2005 08:04 AM

Not much of a Quarterhorse, but you should see him Drag race.

solar 4 8
01/18/2005 10:41 AM

F*ck the legs, where's my dick gone!!!??

kermit 225 9
01/19/2005 12:02 AM

black pepper anyone?

Pongo-go 44 8
01/19/2005 05:20 AM

i'm confused, i thought this was a link to contact john edwards. me bad

Pongo-go 44 8
01/19/2005 05:23 AM

farmer bob is taking security to a whole new level...those pesky rustlers won't get away with his prize showjumper this time.

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/19/2005 05:47 AM

"Hello , police ? some dirty bastard has Frosted the legs off my horse !"

One Mile Wide 83 9
01/19/2005 09:11 PM

Vito decided, with high horse prices, not to leave the head of a horse in the bed of his enemies but stretch out the horse and start with leaving legs in the beds first

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/19/2005 09:25 PM

SeaBiscuit's legs anywhere ?

kermit 225 9
01/20/2005 01:33 AM

In an instant Mr. Potato-Head knew that he had found a horse...

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/20/2005 01:46 AM

No you dumb Frost, what the hell have you done !



That's not at all what I meant when I said we would go handicapping the horses you idiot !

Sissy 96 8
01/20/2005 01:11 PM

I needed the glue

Sissy 96 8
01/20/2005 01:14 PM

The most noticeable thing about this horse is its healthy, shiny coat.

beachchick14 144 8
01/21/2005 11:24 PM

"dude, im floating! Man, this is crazy! Acid rocks!"

thegreatwent 564 9
01/22/2005 01:03 AM

They're breakdance fighting!

bignorm96 874 9
01/22/2005 01:21 AM

I'd want to try to bury my head in the sand too, if someone digitally removed my reason for living....

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
01/22/2005 11:31 AM

A marvel of genetic engineering, we have created the first horse with prehensile legs.

paradigmshift 4 8
01/22/2005 12:09 PM

In a promotional photo lauding its multi-uses, including a gravel spreading opton, The Hoover company unveils its new "Horse Vac"

0 8
01/26/2005 01:58 PM

UFO spotted on dubya's ranch...

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/26/2005 01:59 PM

Please strap 4 pounds of C4 on my back while I'm in here. Then run for your lives. I'll be ok. Allah will have a bunch of virgins or something. I'm declaring Jihad on this thread.

Fratberry® 282,931 53
01/26/2005 03:32 PM

I really think we've beat this one like a dead (legless) horse.